Gather, my children, and confess your sins.
You shall not be judged for the spaghetti that has been spilled, weird fetish porn that has been fapped to, or how much material merch you own.
Come, child, and confess.
>>25520218
I don't own any merchandise, any netflix subscriptions, and I don't even watch the show. I just lurk and shitpost on this board like a bum. The best I have is a Peter Grimm straw fedora.
>>25520218
I'm thinking about buying myself a locket and putting my waifu's picture in it.
>>25520218
>Forgive me father for my sin
>I have fapped to hoof/foot fetish clops
>I also haven't really caught up on these past few episodes
>>25520218
forgive me father for i have sinned..i have avoided the call for the holy crusade, instead i sit here idle in my time, watching a show made for little girls, whats worse father, is i find myself attracted to these small equines.. no.. not just emotionally, psychically, i am drifting further and further from god, and i cannot help it. what should i do father? i so wish to just wash my hands of this, take a vow of chastity and join the crusade in his name along side by brothers and sisters. but.. i would be judged for my horsefuckery... no your right, i should do it, the fact im here is reason enough! YES FATHER I WILL JOIN THE CRUSADE, AVE MARIA! DEUS VULT!
>>25520243
For christmas.Didn't know that the image was big. Apologies
>>25520260DEUS VULT
>>25520249
I should do this.
At first it was a joke to do in my MLP Skype group, I put a picture Fluttershy and Sunset Shimmer in picture frames. The pictures were developed at a Walgreens. But I enjoyed seeing them there on my desk so I kept them there.
>>25520261
>>25520310
>2,23 MB
>Isn't big?
>>25520260
>>25520286
Jesus would have never supported the Crusades
>>25520388
That's a big file
>>25520400
who the fuck cares what some jew thinks? it's about killing the infidels
DEUS VULT
>>25520411
But it's the Jew you pray to.
>>25520218
Ever since I've started lifting, I've started thinking of Dash as more of a fitness friend than a waifu
These days I just want to breed with pic related
>>25520447
I don't think the cleavage line is supposed to go that high.
>>25520432
Not every Christian believes in Jesus.
>>25520432
I don't even believe in god. it's just about removing and beheading the jews and saracens from our lands
>>25520461
>Not Every Christian believes in Jesus
>He is known as Jesus CHRIST
>CHRISTianity
Hello?
>>25520432
>praying to a Jew
Could you be more of a kek?
>>25520466
DEUS VULT brother
>>25520487
Not him but not every Christian believes in the trinity since it was a later ecumenical addition and because of that they don't believe Jesus was divine or that they don't believe he's as divine as God. They still think he's the preacher of the Gospel even though he's not the Son of God.
>>25520459
Thanks for ruining it, asshole.
how to derail a thread in 2015:
step 1: post a medium to long reply that slowly becomes more religious or aggressive
step 2: at the end of that reply add "ave maria deus vult"
step 3: profit
Dues vult
>>25520502
Finally, an explanation that makes sense!
>>25520518
>Ponies of equestria, hear me now!
>I order all of you too give up your false gods celestia and Luna and too follow the true Christian god.
>I also order all able bodied ponies too follow me on my march to canterlot so that we may be able to overthrow the false gods and to wipe out all their followers.
>Those who do not follow my orders are to be declared enemies of the church and are to be immediately executed.
>Deus Vault
D..Did I do it right?
>>25521687
ehh close enough, DEUS VULT!
I'm not sexually attracted to the characters. I always imagined them as being about the size of those McDonald's figures. I've tried clopping but it just doesn't do it for me
oh and I'm not christian :^)
>>25521770
nice fedora
if you're not christian, we'll behead you and you'll burn in hell after our crusades
deus vult
>>25521808
>implying
neighborhood Muslim reporting in, friend
I have committed lust in my heart and thus have been an infidel to my fair waifu, furthermore, the object of my sinful lustings was a 3D degenerate flesh woman.
I have since reconciled with my waifu, but I still require reconciliation with the almighty.
>>25520218
>You shall not be judged.
Seriously? Okay, OP.
I do not want to come inside Rainbow Dash. I don't clop, not to ponies, anthro, or EQG. I am a heterosexual white male with no fetishes, and my favorite position is missionary. I own one piece of merch, a small plush that I bought on the way home from work a couple of weeks ago. I do not sleep next to this plush. It lives on the dresser.
I am also a newfag, at least to this board (I came over from /sci/). I lurked here for three days, then started posting a week and a half ago. I have never shitposted or saged, nor do I plan on doing so. Everything I have ever posted has been unironic and a true repersentation of my opinions. Also, I came here from a PTS, and I don't feel like there's anything wrong with that.
Remember, you said I wouldn't be judged, OP.
>>25521687
DEUS VULT! I like where this thread is going
Ive fucked my sister
I joined this site a few months ago, I still can't figure out how to spoiler text
>>25522853
ctrl+f \
I keep putting pony stickers over an English Pride sticker.
I'm a quarter Welsh. (So 1/8th sheep)
This thread has now been conquered by the crusaders in the name of god
Post stories or art of crusaders in equestria or be burned at the stake.
DEUS VULT!
>>25522830
Nice
>>25523283
Crusaders in Equestria, as you requested anon.
>>25520218
i stick apples up my ass and rub my penis with apples and stick my dick into cored apples and then jizz on the apples and eat them
i fucking hate this fetish
>>25520447
>those armpits
unf to the max
Fluttershy is such a babe
That said, you should be loyal to your waifu, anon. Though there's nothing wrong with fapping to Fluttershy.
>>25523301
These young ponies are acceptable since time and time again they have claimed to be crusaders fighting in the name of our lord but do not think to post any of the false gods or their six false gods because if you do I will see to it that your limbs are tied to four separate ponies and that you are ripped apart
DEUS VULT!
>>25523348
>Two false gods or their six false prophets
It appears that my weary mind requires rest but the crusades must continue my brothers.
DEUS VULT!
>>25523348
If I was in Equestria, I would behead all the ponies who don't accept Jesus and then afterwards I would take over Saddle Arabia and Yakistan and kill all those infidels.
DEUS VULT
The life of a crusader is a long and hard one. It's about struggling for your Lord and killing the infidels to please him
>>25523348
>>25523375
>>25523412
you guys are actually scaring me
I haven't seen the show since the end of season 3 but I keep coming back here for some reason
>>25523412
Amen my brother
>>25523431
You need not be scared citizen unless you are a worshipper of false gods in which case I order you to find your nearest church and get baptized or face the wrath of my blade
>>25520400
>muslims attack christian, buddhist and hindu lands
>not defending yourself
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muslim_conquests_on_the_Indian_subcontinent
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Talas
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Umayyad_conquest_of_Hispania
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_Russo-Turkish_wars
forgiveth me father, for I have sinned.My first love, pure of mind, was strong with intellect and the desire for knowledge. But now I lust for another, pure of heart, as she spreads kindness to those who need it most.Yet, I still have feelings for the first love, as I do for the second. And now my mind cannot see each other as separate, but as a whole.
Tell me father,is it wrong to have two waifus? They are the only mares that seem to give joy to this lowly acolyte's life...
>TFW you realize that sunset shimmers plan in EQG 1 was to bring an army to equestria to launch a holy crusade
>>25523495
Buddhists, Hindus, and Christians have also killed Muslims too. And the reason for modern-day terrorism is Western intervention in the Middle East. Look at Afghanistan before the Soviet and US invasion, Iran during Mossadegh's reign, or the Middle East during the early 1900s before Britain and France and later the US fucked it up
Blessed Bump
>>25520218
I hate everyone and everything.
I'm bored, lonely, depressed, and full of frustration and rage, if such a thing is possible. Yet I wear a Maud face, hide my powerlevel, and am a failed normie. The worst normie of them all.
I live in the sticks, work, and then when I come home, I'm bored. Nothing makes me feel good anymore, and shitposting about pony is one of the few obsessions I have left that doesn't make me want to rage.
Hell, I shitpost more than I play vidya.
Fuck me and fuck my life.
>>25520218
i describe the most guersome things i would do to spike because i am uncertain about my feelings towards him
