>"You're my bitch, you got that?! Do what I tell you when I tell you to do it, you tard!"
I love Spikefags and their desperate attempts to look so cool and tough.
>>25519517
They're Nyxfags in disguise.
>>25519500
That's cute, bub.
Say hello to my little friend.
>>25519500
>anon proceeds to take a shit on spikes bed
"das not nice to say!"
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL, NICE MEME
O-Okay...
>>25519500
This is my Swamp, you cunt
>>25519500
Silently stare at Spike for a moment, then casually grind out my lit cig on his forehead. Then walk away while whistling 'Putting on the ritz' by Taco.
>>25519500
>"Tard? I am no tard. You're pretty puny for a dragon, don't you think?"
>>25519500
Spiiiiiike, I told you, looking in the "Prison" porn folder is forbidden. The rest is free game, but not that.
>>25519500
>>25519500
>punt
>>25519500
>2 sec. of silent staring later
>>25519500
>>25519517
If I didn't have the poster count right in front of me, I'd swear that this is a falseflag by that one Barneyfag-tier Spike hater.
As things stand, though, no, you're just dumb.
>>25523095
>As things stand, though, no, you're just dumb.
Ladies and gentlemen, your typical Spikefag.
>Called out for what they do
>Y-YOU'RE JUST DUMB MY HUSBANDO IS COOL STOP BULLYING HIM
You know there's more than one person on /mlp/ who don't like Spike, nor his cancerous fanbase.
>>25519500
I love how 99% of the board just shit on him. He has a punchable face and annoying voice T B H
>>25519500
I do one thing for you spike and you think you fucking own me.
>>25523043
its good.
>>25519500
>the tiny dragon looks up you with that stupid look on his face, sincerely expecting you to submit to him
>you blankly stare back
>his stature barely extends past your knee
>you decide you've had enough of this little shit
>you slowly raise your right leg
>"Oh, tough guy huh? Faggot, your foot doesn't sca--"
>his conceited tone turns into a blood-curdling squeal as the little fucker is cut short by your foot slamming into his cheek with the force of an angry elephant, smashing his jaw and disfiguring his face
>he begins crying muffled screams of pain, flailing his limbs around, but he's too weak and in shock at this point to get up
>blood seeps out of his mouth and onto the ground
>"a-a-anom, pleath, I-I', thorry, pleath..."
>another scream erupts from the purple cumstain as you land another blow from your foot, this time upon his left leg, easily snapping the bones and displacing the joints
>you proceed to do the selfsame thing with his remaining limbs, until all that remains of him is a useless, writhing cripple
>crying profusely, he looks up at you with puppy dog eyes, his expression begging for mercy
>you stare deep into his soul
"No. /You're/ my bitch."
>you then firmly slam your foot right into his crest, cracking his ribs and sternum and knocking the wind out of him
>no scream this time, just a blank, thousand-mile stare at the sky, followed by short, futile gasps for air
>you lift up your leg one more time, and with all your might, stomp on his chest
>what was left of the protective bone yields to the blunt force of your foot, crushing his lungs and reducing his heart to a blob
>his breathing and bloodflow now ceased, all that remains is the mangled body of what once was a baby dragon, motionless and staring up at the sky with a horrified expression, his cheeks still wet with tears
>you wipe the blood on your shoes off on the grass and continue with your day
>>25523095
Of course it is. Why else do you think there have been hundreds of these stupid threads recently?
>>25524365
Little extreme
>>25524365
>pssh, nothing personnel kid
>>25524365
So this is basically a fluffy pony thread at this point?
>>25524408
>>25524418
Just had to get my edge out. Nothin' personnel... kid.
>>25524365
You forgot the fedora tip at the end
>>25519500
>spike Fucking anon when
>>25524365
I would post an edge meme and insult you, but somehow, this greentext was satisfying. It's like abusing Jar Jar.
>>25519500
>mfw
Whatever you say, small fella.
