"Anon! Last week you said you wanted a pet...well... I found a Komodo Dragon, and I think you two will really get along! Come to my cottage in an hour and I'll introduce you!"
>>25518403
That sounds fucking awesome.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLIMgXv89VU
>>25518403
Come to Fluttershy's cottage in half an hour if you want an ass kicking.
>>25518403
If he bites me I swear I will not brush my teeth for a week and then come and bite YOU
>>25518426
>Steve Irvin died almost 10 years ago
>>25518454
>Petirep stopped producing content almost 2 years ago
>>25518454
Holy fuck its really been that long?
>>25518437
He's a Komodo Dragon, if he bites you I doubt you'll live for more than 6 hours.
>>25518503
Yea... Time flies doesn't it
>>25518546
Time flies when you're a faggot.
>>25518474
>MLP began its first Season 5 years ago.
>>25518426
Don't look at his dick
>>25518474
I think he didn't want pony to be his grave. He likes the Monstercat work better, and it makes more practical sense seeing as how he's licensed to draw that where parodies rely on a fair use defense.
>>25518403
You couldn't find anything the least bit tamer and less exotic, like a small, non-venomous snake? Instead, you bring over a deadly monitor lizard with stank-ass breath? No no no, FUCK that. I'm out.
*slams door with a resounding THUD*
...
*reopens door*
And if you took that literally, please send me a recording, I'm running low on new porn in this no-internet-havin' shithole.
*A new resounding THUD as the door is closed once again*
>>25518651
>NOT wanting a badass Lizard.
come on man, that Monitor Lizard is a better guard dog than a fucking dog, a good guard dog will tear a trespasser's hand up before biting a bullet, or getting beat the shit out of if the criminal isn't a massive coward.
but a fucking Lizard? one bite and that son of a bitch is gonna die with a fever of 110 and a blood toxicity level of 90%
>>25518794
But I'M gonna be living closest to it for the longest period of time. It's most likely to bite ME.
>>25518861
not if it likes you, plus, Fluttershy has a way with animals, I'm sure she would make sure you and the Lizard get along.
>>25518403
I would love to see him
