>"Umm Anon, I know it's not technically illegal but...can you stop selling crack in ponyville?"
>"It's kind of a bad influence."
>>25501857
Oh! I see, you want me to be your mane man, huh? I can hook you up, I'll stop sellin in town, as long as you start buyin'. 250 bits per ounce.
>>25501857
>go to Equestria
>HURR DURR MAY AS WELL START BEING A NIGGER
Anon please
>>25502421
I see nothing wrong with this plan.
>Don't shoot the messenger, Fluts. I'm sellin' to pay off my debt to Zecora, the bitch'll kill me if I don't get some sales soon.
Excuse me, it's medical cocaine.
>>25501857
>ops thinly veiled thread all about how he wants to jerk off to flutter shy getting BLACKED
>>25502594
>thinly
I'll have you know all I wanna do is kidnap the mane 6, and destroy equisteria from the inside out.
All to get at Celestias horse pussy.
>>25501857
We already had this conversation, damn it Fluttershy.
>>25501857
Bitch you tryna bust my game? A thought yous were the cool pony! This is pure magic powder, sugar. A got some for yo cuz pinkie pie the other day and loves it, knows whatsup. You gon steal her element? *smacks lips* Look, imma give you a free sample babe, just fo you cuz you ma real homie.
>>25501857
but just look at how productive everyone is!
just try some and i guarantee you will be just as happy as everyone else.
>>25501857
You're like the faggot who makes those spike feet threads. Fucking homo.
>>25501857
No one will hire me because I'm a human. This is the only way I can make bits.
>>25503879
>anon gets to equestria, but all the ponies are extraordinarily racist towards him, with the exception being Fluttershy and select mane 6 characters.
