You can choose to get a free $100 gift card to burger king or you can choose to have sex with Twilight Sparkle.
You cannot choose both, which will you pick?
The food, duh.
>>25500985
I'm not a burger, so I think the answer is clear. The real question is will it be consensual?
>>25500985
I choose to watch the $100 Burger King gift card have sex with Twilight Sparkle.
>>25500985
>burger king
I'd rather have none
I dont want a Burger King
>>25501001
Thanks, non-American! I'm not sharing, though.
>Get burgers
>Fuck burgers
It's the only winning move desu.
>>25500985
So I can either have sex with a pony, or get a gift card for the worst fucking burger joint in the world.
Yeah, I'll take the pony please.
>>25500985
Pone.
>>25501020
>Get burgers
>Fuck burgers
As long as it's not a Greggs pasty...
>>25500985
Damn this is a tough one I really like burger king but I also like twilight. But of the two I might honestly go with the gift card
>>25501003
Wat
>>25500985
I was going to pick TS, but burger king is too good to pass up.
>>25501080
Besides that, they come with those paper crowns in the kid's meals, definitely going with burger king.
>>25501089
This desu senpai
>>25500985
Dude, thats free food man. As much as I like Twilight Sparkle I'm going to have to go with the gift card.
>>25500985
>sex for 2-3 minutes
>at least 10 comfy meals
the choice is obvious
>>25501131
I know right? Fuck Twilight Sparkle, I'd rather have the free burger king.
>>25501149
You mean, don't fuck Twlight Sparkle
>>25501003
This is the only real answer
>>25500985
>Twilight Sparkle, I will give you this $100 gift card to burger king if you have sex with me
>>25500985
>Alicorn Sparkle
Give me the BK card, that A1 burger is fucking bomb.
>>25500985
>Explosive diarrhea or sex with hoers
I would gladly pay $100 for the guarantee that I never have to eat American fast food ever again. Now where's my Pony Princess Pussy?
Give the card to twilight so she wants to have sex with me.
>>25500985
I can make a better burger myself at home, but on the other hand, Twilight Sparkle turns me off.
So, neither.
>>25500985
Fuck her.
Have child.
Tell her it's human culture for the man to be forced to support the child growing up. (wait...that's already true...)
Live in Equestria.
>>25500985
Fuck Twilight and then eat the burger crumbs falling from her gaping maw.
win-win nigga
>>25501160
Hah
>>25500985
>buy burger
>feed Twilight
>she repays you with sex
>still get own burger
>>25504368
Are you implying my waifu is a whore who would sleep with a man for a burger??
>>25504442
I'm implying your waifu afat
>>25504442
>>25504460
I don't know how many chicken fries that is, but I bet it's a lot
>>25500985
>rape twalot
>tear off wings, horn, all appendages
>gain purple pony cocksock
>>25500985
>Twilicorn
>>25504621
>>25503204
This is the best option.
