After almost 2 years of waiting, the time has come to finish BiscuitAnons fic "Equestrian Invasion"!
Biscuit is/was a writefag that started a fic called "Equestrian Invasion" in the late summer of 2013, but due to a few "complications" he stopped writing.
He was successfully summoned after a years hiatus, but soon disappeared once again, leaving the readers devistated. So we've taken it upon ourselves to finish this.
>you come to class after a night without sleeping
>you sit next to your desk tired as fuck
>the bell rings as you yawn
>after a few minutes the teacher comes in and behind her a new student
>the first thing you notice about the student is her rainbow-colored hair
>"class, i'd like you to meet our new student, Rainbow Dash"
>"Would you like to say a few words Rainbow?"
>"I don't really like talking to egg-heads"
>The teacher looks at her and whisper to herself" Great, another one"
>"There's a free table next to Anon, You will be sitting there from now on"
>By the time she sits next to you the teacher is already writing something on the board
>Then suddenly you hear
>"Hey, Pssst. Anon, You're not a Egg-Head right?
Previous writers:
>Dapper4
Pastebin:http://pastebin.com/u/Dapper4
>Jasse
Pastebin:http://pastebin.com/u/JasseSwefag
>Sage
Pastebin:http://pastebin.com/u/Anon_Sage
>Horsefellow
Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/HorseFellow
>Chelis
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/115816/the-girls
BiscuitAnons pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/BiscuitAnon
If there are any more writers/artists out there who are up for a challenge, get in here!
Most, but not all of these stories start on day 4 (http://pastebin.com/jhAkSe84- line 605)
>Equestrian Invasion is a fic about Anon, who one day meets no other than Rainbow Dash in his classroom. As the days go, the rest of the mane 6 shows up in his school, and it becomes Anons task to help them get home.
>Will he succeed? will he get to cum inside Rainbow Dash? Find out after the break!
>>25497899
Backstreets Back baby! I mean i finally got off my ass, and sat my ass at the computer long enough to start this thread myself for once. Um, i wrote a bit of stuff over the week, at least enough to keep this thing alive through the night. I also wrote a thing for that CMC snowbound thread so uh, look into that if you're interested. Jasse's snug as a bug in a rug so i guess i better get my NEET little self to writing again.
Hey Guys,
The Girls will return to its normal faggotry in December, trying out a new fic scheduling format.
In the meantime, im thinking when the girls is finished which is pretty soon, anyone interested in a "finished fic skype party?"
>>25498125
Do it faggot
>>25498125
B-but you faggots will just laugh at my shitty Engrish accent
>>25498180
British accents are hot thou
ive been ignoring my duties for internet videos
Recap
>The drive to school was quick and quiet
>Except for that one time Gilda called out a red light when you were distracted by a fedora floating in the wind
>It was scary how close it came to you, but you just brushed it off and kept going
>Remember Trevor? Of course you do
>That fucker showed up for school today too
>"OHMIGOSH! THERE YOU ARE ANON! HELLO FRIEND!"
>That son of a bitch was on the other side of the cafeteria
>You facepalm as he works his way through the crowd of perturbed students
>Half of which tried to trip him along the way
>The dozen or so keychains hanging from his pikachu backpack ringing loudly over every fall
>What was even more pathetic was Trevor's constant apologies which consisted of him quickly bowing to everyone
>"Comenasai, Senpai"
>More than one student took a swat at him but none connected as he ran his tiny pale ass across the room
>"Ohio, Anon-Senpai. How are you today?"
"Fine, Trevor. Just fine."
>"Trevor...'
>He lingered on his name as he watched you with expectant eyes
"I'm not calling you a 'kohai'."
>"Awww but why nooooott? You're so cool Senpai, I want to be your kohai so badly"
>You give an exasperated sigh as Gilda starts laughing
>"Go on Anon, let him be your Co-hi.faggot
>You turn to give her a cold look before Trevor pipes up again
>"Who's this Senpai? Is she your girlfriend, oh i knew you'd get one. You're so awesome*"
>"You wanna run that by me again, Twerp?"
>Gilda rushed forward but Trevor was quick to hide behind you
>"Comenasai, comenasai! I didn't mean it! Honest! I just wanted to make Anon feel good!"
>Several rowdy teenagers laughed audibly at the dirty implications
>Goddamnit Trevor
>>25498191
isnt he swedish though?
>>25498180
Of course we will, but just for the first 5 minutes or so
>>25498277
"Will you get off me?"
>You shake Trevor loose and he jingled again, like a fucking elf
>"Comenasai Senpai, a thousand pardons to both of you. I-I-I was just joking!"
>Gilda leaned close to you
>Her breath was hot on your neck
>"What hell's wrong with him?"
"Later. Trevor, quit apologizing already."
>"Huh? Oh, sorry. I'm sorry for over-apologizing Senpai. Please forgive me!"
>Trevor bent at his waist with dramatic speed
>One passing student took the opportunity to kick him square in the ass launching him forward at you
>You catch him before he headbutts you and he starts rubbing his ass
>Sympathizing with the poor bastard you decide to reproach his attacker
"C'mon dude, he's like twelve."
>The guy smiled and shook his head as he walked out
>"Is that guy gonna be a problem?"
>Gilda cracked her knuckles
"Nah, he's a cool guy, sometimes."
>He did score you some bootleg porno- I mean, Anatomically Correct Anthropological...okay it was porn
>"Jeez, the two of you are like the school's punching bags aren't ya?"
"No"
>"Yes"
...
"Trevor, shut the fuck up."
>"Well, the kid's stupid. But at least he's honest. Not like other people i know."
>Gilda shoots you a look
"I am literally the only other person you know."
>>25498298
>She sighed and rolled her eyes
>"So are we doing this school thing or not?"
>First bells were about to ring
"Alright fine. But please just try to stay close and not get lost."
>Gilda opened the door to leave
>"I was planning on doing that anyway. You two are so pathetic you need someone to keep an eye on you."
>"Like a bodyguard?"
>Trevor's face lit up
>"Ha! Sure kid. A bodyguard."
>Trevor leapt happily out of your arms and out the door
>There was a pause between you two
>"Well?"
"Well, what?"
>"I'm not your stupid maid anon! I'm not going to hold this door open all day!"
"Oh, yeah. Thanks. Uh, listen about that bodyguard thing?"
>Gilda grabbed hold of your collar
>"Keep your mouth shut dweeb. I'm only doing this cause i need you."
>"Huh?"
>"To go back home idiot, now shut up and get moving!"
>Gilda shoves you through the door and makes her way to the stairs
>Trevor shows up behind you, his mouth in an opened 'oh' as the pieces started falling together in his tiny weeb head
>You give him a little smack to bring him back to reality
"Don't you say it."
>Trevor's face changed from confusion and irritation to one of mischief and delight
>"Hai, Senpai. Should we follow her?"
>Another sigh of contempt
"Yosh."
>>25498382
>You followed Gilda for two flights and a walk down three different hallways before you stopped
>Did she even know where she was going?
>You asked yourself as you watched her disappear around the corner
>"Senpai, where is she going?"
>The library was in the opposite direction so she couldn't be after revenge
"Shit if i know. Oh, while we're wasting time here give me your cell phone. I just want to make a call real quick."
>Trevor obediently fumbles his phone over to you
>Trevor had one of those flip phones, the poor little faggot hadn't caught up with the times yet
>"Do you like it? It's the same model as Ichigo's in Bleach! At least it looks like it."
>You nod absent mindedly as you called your landline
>"It cost my mom like 600 dollars..."
>You ignored Trevor and his ramblings as the dial tone started
---
>Gilda meanwhile disappears around the corner
>She was going to find this portal back to Equestria one way or another
>Now where the hell was broom closet?
>Gilda looked around the empty hall confident she had retraced her steps exactly
>But this couldn't be it
>This couldn't be the place she pulled the ape of that dweeb
>Gilda gritted her teeth and kept walking until she was sure it was a dead end
>"Damn it."
>She hissed and kicked an invisible can
>Behind her a bathroom door creaked open
>"Omg Whitney you are such a slut!"
>"I don't care!"
>Five cheerleaders stepped out in a shrill of laughter that pierced her ears
>"Grr. Will you bitches keep quiet!? I'm trying to think!"
>The girls stopped and stared at her in wry shock and amusement
>>25498191
Dude, you gotta say no homo. How do i know you aint no homo if you don't say "no homo"?B-because you are a dude, right?
>>25498286
Sure, kick the helpless. it'll be elemntary school all over again.
>>25498454
it was kindergarten for me
oh yeah new stuff starts here>>25498425
>Their leader took the initiative
>"Uh? Squeeze me?"
>"You heard me you tone deaf birdbrain."
>The irony was not lost on her
>The leader shared a look with her galpals before they all shrieked with laughter again
>It was like a Dark Knight Joker audition
>"Good one, maybe next time you should go even grittier!"
>"Yeah, like call Heather a poopyhead, that might hurt!"
>"Yeah, what are you? Stuck in preschool, Gawd! What a retard!"
>The girls just kept laughing
>Gilda's last nerve had been plucked
>She balled up her fist and was ready to go when...
>"Don't be stupid Lisa, she only calls guys poopyheads when she likes them!"
>"Yeah, like, if that's the best you can come up with then you don't stand a chance against us. Whore."
>Heather propped her hands up on her hips and gave her a smug lipstick smear smile
>Her clique followed suit and it was on
>"Maybe, next time comb your hair, and don't forget to dye it too Grandma."
>"Like nice one Heather, i bet her tits sag all the way down to the floor."
>Gilda lifted her fist to them
>"Oh, yeah keep it up. You're just asking for a trip to the dentist."
>"You mean like you do every time your dentures fall out you aging dyke?"
>"Maybe if you chewed your tapioca like you did your rugs, that wouldn't happen."
>Gilda didn't get it, and they saw it
>"Ermahgerd! You don't even get it do you!"
>"I-I get it!"
>2nd mistake Gilda
>>25498476
>"Like total OMG!"
>"Even i didn't think you could be this sheltered, or are you just stupid?"
>"No way, she just hasn't gotten any because of her crow's feet. Guys take one look at her, turn 360 degrees, and walk away!"
>"Brittany, that's like, not even mathematically possible."
>"Yeah, but it's like, you know, stupid. Like her, she probably thought i was right! Haha!"
>The girls agreed but didn't join in her laughter
>"Well, well. Stupid and Ugly. You're the whole package aren't you? Birdbrain?"
>The girls shrieked again and Gilda had had enough
>Her nails dug hard into her palm
>This was it, this was the day these bitches were gonna die
>Gilda took two steps forward and relished the sudden quiet that grew around her as their faces contorted from conceited pleasure to frightened shock
>Enter Trevor
>>25498490
well this is it. i have to start writing again>>25498125
iwouldn't be opposed to a skype chat, just have to make an account first
>>25498476
Feel you man.
For me it kanda stopped when my balls dropped, and became the edgy white kid in class everyone thought would shoot up the school :^)Maybe i should. The normies gotta pay
>>25498490
Sweet, will get readin'
>>25498666
oh my God those Trips!
you are deserving of my finest pepe if it weren't stolen
Where sage and Canada at?
>>25500451
>Fell asleep early last night
>>25498750
How dare you bring that visual monstrosity in here?
>>25498666
People always tell me that if there was one person they know who would come in and perpetrate a mass shooting, it would be me.
>>25501262
Oh yeah? Well, your mom!
>>25502659
too far man, too far. delet this
>>25503065
N-no, you.somethings up with my trip
>>25501262
Wanna team up?
Gays, post something. Im stuck at a horse competition
>>25504858
Was about to star writing now.
Just gotta get som nice mulled wine going.
What are those competitions called again?And is that the horse you were about to buy a while back?But more importantly; will you be able to photograph its cunt this time?
>>25505100
No its not it. Its called a roping competition, they rope the calf before they have sex with it.
Nah lol but they do have some mares here. Too bad im here with my family.
So, what's on the playlist tonight?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBJjREXXSyA&list=LLfaQq6ssEx8rjfuYFhD7scg&index=6
>>25501262
Yo, you posting tonight tonight?
>yfw Biscuit might write a Sunset Shimmer fic
>>25507409
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-HFv6Ms1lw&feature=youtu.be&t=85Source?
>>25507409
She is truly waifu material
>>25506765
I can try.
>>25504069
That would be heavenly. Imagine screams we could cause.
>>25504858
God damn it dapper. I thought we talked about this
>>25506765
God fucking damn that haircut is lewd on her.
>>25509047
Breasts are too big
>>25509047
>generic anime whore with large breasts #8590 with rainbow dash hair
Alright, dump incomming. I was planning on starting on day 7 as well, but it's almost 4, and i've got shit to do tomorrow, as always.
>the 7 of you make your way back to the car, and the girls take their normal seats.
>the digital clockwork is almost 7. Time sure flies.
>The sun is about to set. If you want to be able to see your own name by the time you get to that shack, you better step it up.
"Alright, everyone pleased?"
>Mane 6: "Mhm!"
>Without much further ado, you step on it and set course for the outskirts of the village.
>It surprises you how dead the streets suddenly became. It could mind as well be a scene from a post-apocalypse movie.
>You tune out the girls chit-chat for a while and sink into your bare mind for a minute.
>It's funny, up untill the point when a Rinbowhaired girl turned your life upside down, you could mind as well have been the last person on earth for all you know.
>Other than in school and during your annual grocery shopping, you didnd't really interract with people. And if you did, it was mostly with those faggots on /mlp/.
>Speaking of, it's more than enough that you've got the Mulp community of reddit breathing down your neck. /mlp/ has probably heard the word about the alleged precense of the mane six in this world, but most likely dismissed it as 'fake and gay'.
>Wether they'd admit it or not; one thing they've got in common with the common autist is that they'd probably do anything, and i mean everything, to see the girls, but not least to get to the portal. Something you definetly can not let happen.
>Man look at you. All you need is a cape and you'd be a full-fledged DC protagonist.
>RD: "Hello? Equestria to Anon-"
"wha-huh?"
>TS: "I think this is our turn"
>You take a sharp left to catch the small gravel road.
>Out on the open field you can see the large shack standing tall. The moon has made herself visible just over the horizon.
>You're starting to worry that Fluttershy's going to be a bitch about sleeping in there.
>>25509752
>As soon as you thought of it, you could suddenly hear a pair of teeth shaking in around 50 kHz in the seat behind you.
>FS: "W-we're not going t-to sleep here, r-right?"
>AJ: "Awh don't you worry sugarcube. Ah can assure you no bogey's going to munch on your toes while you're asleep"
>FS: "H-hey- that's not funny"
>TS: "AJ, stop it. You're not making it easier for her"
>AJ: "C'mon, Twily, i was-"
>TS: "And that goes for you too Rainbow."
>RD: "What? what did i do!"
>twilight looks at her like it's obvious.
>Rainbow just humphs.
>In a few short minutes you've reached the barn. you park your car just next to it.
>It's already pretty dark, so you start by grabbing your shit and busting out some flashlights for you and the girls.
>the group, with you in lead, approaches the double sided wooden door. A little bit hesistant, you turn the run down handle, and luckily it's not locked.
>Probably aint nothing to worth protecting in there.
>You turn your flashlight on and light up the dim barn. It's still hot inside from the days' sunlight.
>Although you were a bit on your toes for what you might would have found inside, you can ease up when you see nothing of obsiously hostile nature inside.
>I mean there's probably a statistically higher chance that you'd have found a Peruvian flute band inside, than having the smoking hot maincharacters from a kids show turn up in your school.
>You enter, with the girls slowly following.
>inside you find it actually pretty comfy.
>Hay to sleep in, a table to sit at. Could definetly have been worse.
>As soon as pinkie seems the huge piles of hay, she dashes off with a G-force that could overshine a black hole (scientific pun intended).
>PP: "WIIII! *pomf*"
>>25509767
"Alright. Doesn't seem so bad eh?."
>R: "Not that bad?! Look at this place! it's a mess!"
"Now it ain't that bad. Sure, it's not a Victorian castle with gold lining, but it'll do for tonight."
>AJ: "Yeah. Why don't you prep it up if it's so terrible?"
>R: "I-i will! This simply will not do!"
>Rarity starts running from corner to corner to set things in order.
>In more satirical words, she's basically trying to make an italian oil painting in sand with a frozen turd.
>Well, as long as it shuts her up i guess.
>You can hear Twilights tummy growl
>TS: "Oh, i guess i'm a bit hungry, heh. Why don't we-"
>She suddenly shuts up when she remembers what's for dinner.
>TS: "Oh.. right.."
>A smug smile has grown on your face.
>Pic related
"Don't worry, it's not poisonous. The opposite, in fact."
>TS: "Ugh, tell that to my stomach.."
>you start to set the table
>The sweet smell of ribs and BBQ sauce blows right up in your face like.. yeah.
>the girls, besides Rarity who's still fighting a hopeless battle, sits down around the table.
>TS: "Y-you sure we can't just have potato sallad?"
"I'm positive."
>this will be like feeding medicine to a baby.
>they all sigh.
>All but Rainbow.
>>25509791
>You would think that you're fooling yourself, but no. She's starring down that rib, like if she was hypnotized by it.
>Encouraging, you push the plate closer to her. She makes eye contact with you.
>Her eyes are filled with determination som some kind. Rainbow wasn't exactly know for backing down before a chalenge after all.I have a dude friend like that. Don't ask me how it happend, but i ended up on an erotic exhibition/fair a few weeks back, and one of my friends pierced his dick, right there and then, only because some dude said he wouldn't dare.
>But first, with a cocky grin, she picks up the biggest rib with her thumb and index finger, and places it on your plate, like you'd find the steamy, dripping wet piece of rib repellent.
>Oh man, she had another thing coming..
>Afterwards, she takes a piece and puts it on her own plate. She visibly swallows.
>None of the other girls move. they all just observe you and Rainbow.
>RD: "Well? Arn't you going to eat it?"
"I will, but i have to see you do it too to believe it."
>RD: "Very funny."
>You chocke out a silent snicker. Her gaze does not leave yours.
>RD:"Same time?"
"Same time"
>You pick up your delicious piece of pig carcass and lift it to your mouth.
>Rainbow dash is struggling. But eventually she grabs it with with her hands and moves it up to her gap.
>Once again, she stares you down.
>Your mouth is now producing enough lubricants to sustain the playboy mansion for a century.
>Rainbow is as you know the sporty one. Maybe you could trigger her competition reflex..
>If you were to suddenly start gobbling down your piece, she will most likely do the same to prevent that she 'falls behind'.
>So be it.
>You take the first step, and insert the chunk of meat into your mouth and take a large bite. An orgy of flavours occurs on your tounge.
>As predicted, you set off Rainbows competetive instinct. She immediately shoves a large portion into her mouth and bites furiously
>>25509823
>You can't help but chuckle
>She realizes what she just did.
>The girls, Spike and Lyra watches in anticipation
>She is about to spit it out, but can't give in, unless you do.
>With large eyes, she watches you. And what do you do?
>The only reasonable thing to do; Start chewing of course.
>Slowly, she starts chewing on the piece in her mouth
>you wait for the sweet sauce to kick in (It's amazing how easy it is to make eating sound lewd)
>She's about to explode
>Wait for it..
>PP: "Spit it out! Spit it out!"
>But like thunder from a clear sky, you can see how a gigantic boulder falls off her shoulders.
>Her eyes widen and become clear. She looks down at the meat in her hand, and then start chewing in an increasing tempo.
>Got her
>TS: "R-Rainbow?"
>She can't hear them. It's charm is too strong.
>RD: "It's.. amazing"
>You can't help but smile
"Well, dig in, girls"
>They look doubtfully at each other, but soon Twilight and appeljack takes a piece each, slowly followed by Pinkie and the others, inluding Rarity who has found her way to the table.
>They load a good deal of potato sallad and coleslaw, in belief that they will hate the meat.
>But it doesn't take all too long before they're all munching on the meat in their hands too. Including both flutterhy and Rarity somehow.
>AJ: "I.. i can't believe it"
"You better believe it."
>Twilight tries to talk with her mouth full
>AJ: "I'll ad-*glump*-mit.. it's some-*slurp*-thing.."
>She clears her throat
>>25509752
You need to stop worrying about sleep, and just focus on writing more. That is the key to your own happiness
>>25509836
>TS: "But this can not become a habit. We're only doing it because it's healthy for our humanoid bodies.."
>AJ: "Yeah sure, whatever" she squeezes out in between the bites
>As much as you love what you're seing, you sure hope that the taste for meat will die as soon as they retake their pony bodies back in equestria.
>But there'll be plenty of time to worry about that later.
>It does not take long before everyone's full to the brink of collapse.
>TS: "Oh sweet Celestia.."
>The downside of delicious food is that you'll overeat. But the girls gota learn it too, the hard way.
>R: "Oh my, I'd love to stay up and chit-chat -*yawn*-But i don't think i'll be able to keep awake another minute"
"Same here, how about we all, literally, hit the hay early?"
>They give off a small chuckle at your piss-tier humor.
>AJ: "Fine by me."
>Rainbow slowly stands up
>RD: "mmh.. sleep. now."
>She grabs you by the collar and drags you with her.
>So much for playing cards. Oh well, there'll be more oportunities. Besides, instead getting your hands full of Rainbows sweet buttery ass isn't a half bad trade.
>When you reach the hay stack, in one swift motion, she pushes you down on your back and places herself at her rightful position under your right arm, while clinging to your body.
>The feeling of that warmth her body gives off will never cease to make you feel like the luckiest idiot alive. Or stop making your dick hard as granite, for that matter.
>the others start to turn off the lights and make themselves ready to sleep as well.
>Of course Rarity's got some fancy thing put together in like 2 minutes. A tidy cunt, that one.
>Before you shut your eyes shut and you drift off to the void of night, Rainbow hauls herself up closer to you and kisses you on the cheek, without a word.
>Sleep then came easy.
>>25509838
Yes master. I'll start tomorrow, doe. Gonna have a big dump then too.
>>25508427
You're welcome
>...
>...
>...
>???: "..Anon?"
"mmh.."
>???: "Anon? A-are you awake?"
"umh.. wh-what?"
>You open your eyes and see a frown half covered behind long pink hair.
"Fluttershy? What is it?"
>FS: "I-i can't sleep.."
"ugh, why? What now?"
>FS: "I-i had a bad dream.. i-i'm too scared"
"For crying out lo- Can't you sleep with Appeljack or someone?"
>She does that charismatic whimpers
"man.. Sure sleep here then"
>you expected her to lay down maybe a meter to the left of you, but no.
>She curls up under your left arm and starts clinging to you as tightly as Rainbow.
>FS: "I-if you don't mind"
>You don't say anything. may be you should have, but you don't want to kick someone who'sa already down.
>Hopefully Rainbow's not going to freak out the first thing that happens in the morning.
>Again, sleep soon came.
End of day 6
>>25497899
>Jasse's snug as a bug in a rug so i guess i better get my NEET little self to writing again.
This is a blatant grammatical error. You should be ashamed of yourself
>>25509891
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNIYob8nC7o
Don't die yet, have this much
>The girls didn't answer
>Good, they listened to you
>Otherwise they would've had to hear you get your ass beat by Biff again
>He had shown up behind you just prior to calling them
>"There you are pussy."
>Trevor trembled at the sound of his voice and shot off like a cannon
>'Forget about me, yeah. Save yourself.'
"Let's not do this now."
>"Oh, we're doing it now cocksucker!"
>Biff took a swing at you
>Unfortunately for him you had gotten a good night's sleep this time
>You dodged his punch and sidestepped him on the second
>Swinging his arm in a wide arc Biff's hand manages to catch you upside your head
>Thrown off balance you stumble to the floor
>As you struggle to stand back up Biff comes at you and raises his leg
>You roll out of the way before his football star kick sends you into a coma
>Alright enough was enough
>Time to bring the tried and true kick to the balls back into action
>Without standing you extend your leg and give him your heel
>CONTACT!What a terrible movie
>Rrrright in the...stomach
>Holyshitdudewhatdidyoudo.png
>How could you have missed!
>It didn't matter 'cause Biff took your kick and caught it too
>Afraid he'd twist your ankle or worse you begin to struggle
>Biff holds on however and yanks your ass towards him
>Your legs entwine his free foot
>Before you could fear for your balls's safety Biff reaches down and clamps his hand around your neck
>Lifting you off the ground one handed he begins to choke the life out of you
>You had to think, but you couldn't
>Panic craps all over your brain and all you can think about is trying to pry yourself loose from his grasp
>Biff had left himself wide open for a second attack and yet you could not realize it
>You were kicking your legs to find the ground rather than attack
>A flash of white came into view just as Biff loosened his grip
>>25511157
>Gilda had rounded the corner at full speed when she heard and laid a solid donkey punch right into the back of his skull
>You swore to God it was like something out of a Jet Li movie
>The force of it managed to knock him off his feet and send him flying forwards
>On top of you
>The two of you were sent sprawling several feet across Scruffy's freshly buffed linoleum floor
>Biff's arm was still caught around your shoulder but didn't do much
>One look into his eyes and you could tell he was fighting a concussion
>>25509767
>PP: "WIIII! *pomf*"
saw pic related on /k/. they turned it into a patch
>RD: "It's.. amazing"
>She said with a mouthful of Anon's meat
L-lewd Jasse!
>>25511179
>>25509876
Thanks based writers
I'll give this thread a quick bump because i couldn't finish any more, nor did i try. I got caught up with that Transformers show cause content.that Arcee though, maybe i should visit /toy/ more often
>>25507545
From Biscuit? He said he might make one, as in he also might not.
Also when is Horsefellow coming back?
>>25500451
I'm here, I've just been busy with work, sleep, more work, and more sleep
>>25513843
About time m8.
You got a job?
>>25513324
He disappeared a long time ago, I'm afraid
>>25513917
Nope, not quite yet. My work consists of house work combined with heavy amounts of school work, and "visual research"and by visual research I mean watching Youtube videos and Jessica Jones on Netflix
>>25514606
This shit be the home gif for >>/trash/
>>25507409
What makes you think that?
Once again muh little cousin decided to show up un-announced and ruin my whole evening. So i've been down at the cinema and watched spectre. t'was breddy good doe.
Will postan tomorrow instead.
>>25519264
That bastard. How dare he ruin your 21 hour long evening. I'll post more tonight as I write to keep us alive. So how did everyone enjoy the episode? I for one am happy negligee is canon.
>>25519453
>21 hours
Wat
>the new episode
I've missed the past 3 episodes. Really need to catch up
>post more
Pls sir
You're a faggot. You're all faggots
>>25519453
Haven't seen the new one yet, but i'll watch it tomorrow as well..
So, you nignogs hyped for the season finale?
>>25519733
>Youre all faggots
Dubs always meant nothing to me
>Missed the last 3 episodes
Missing 1 episode is blasphemous enough
http://kisscartoon.me
>>25519784
Hell yeah a repeat villain is a shame that just when this cartoon is showing some signs of valuable continuity it gets shut down. Still what a way to go.
>>25519865
>Hell yeah a repeat villain is a shame that just when this cartoon is showing some signs of valuable continuity it gets shut down. Still what a way to go.
What are you going on about
>You toss his arm off you and pull your leg out from under him
>Biff just kept drooling and moaning
>Sitting up you dust yourself off
>A hand came into view
>Looking up you find yourself staring into Gilda's piercing amber eyes
>You feel your cheeks burning
>Before you can react Gilda reaches down and picks you up by your shirt
>"W-what the hell were you thinking ya idiot!?"
"Huh? Ow! Your nails!"
>"Answer the question!"
>You try to fruitlessly to pry yourself free
>Eventually Gilda gets tired of your squirming and lets go
>"Well?"
"Well, what?"
>"What do you mean what? You thought you could take this jerk on yourself?"
"Oh, that, yeah. Nothing i couldn't handle."
>You say as you rub your sore neck
>"Sure as hell didn't look like it greenbean."
>Gilda pokes you in the chest
>"Next time you think about playing macho, why don't you come find me first? I'll show a real fight."
>Gilda lingered her gaze on you before huffing and brushing past you
>You brush the front of your shirt to get rid of the wrinkles
>Not like you ironed your clothes ever
>Trevor walks up to you
>"S-senpai a-a-are you alright? I was so scared."
"I'm fine Trevor. Did you run to go get her?"
>You look over your shoulder as Gilda walks down yet another random hallway spotchecking the doors
>"Anon-Senpai, are you even listening?"
>You turn back to him
"What?"
>"I was asking if you believed in love at first sight."
"No, not adamantly."
>You felt your cheeks flushing again
"Uh, why don't you go and help her out. Or somethi-"
>"Hi Senpai!"
>Trevor took off after her
>He ran like the Naruto
>You shook your head and stare at Biff starting to stir
>"Like OMG"
>You look up to find a gaggle of cheerleaders looking at you, mouths open
>"Are you for reals?"
>"Hashtag craziness. Anon what did you do?"
"Huh?"
>You look back at Biff, he was coming back around, albeit slowly
"Oh. OH! Oh, no no..."
>You give them the ol' razzle dazzle and start shaking your head while giving them jazz hands
>The leader scoffed
>>25523562
>"Omg, anon. You're like a secret badass aren't you?"
>What?
>"Oh my God, Biff totally had it coming."
>"I know right? He kept grabbing my ass and saying i was his girlfriend."
>"Ugh, what a perv. Just cause he's captain of the football team he thinks he can do whatever he wants. Nice job Anon."
>"Yeah, thanks anon. You're a pal!"
>The cheerleaders wink and wave good bye at you as they leave
>How do you like that?
>"I...am...going to...kick your...aaaassssss..."
>You look down at the cheerleader groping pervert football captain asshole
>He was already on all fours and starting to crawl towards you
>Now you didn't believe in kicking a guy while he's down, but then again he did try to kill you twice this week.
---
>>25523562
>>25523590
damn it, i was out all day give me a break
>>25523640
There are none in this ride. You should know this
>>25523640
So you want breaks now? Ha! By next week i bet you'll want rights as well.
>>25525059
>>25525314
I am prepared to defend my right to protest
#poniesunfair
#brakesfortherapetrain
#11/3/17
>>25526070
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFKds0UWxNo
bump
>>25526720
>Nigger Twilight
Heresy
>>25526079
We shall persevere
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cT14IbTDW2c
>>25526819
Nothing an MG can't handle.
I mean yeah, freedom of speech and everything, but these cotton baboons are just ruining for common folks, not to mention people will just grow to hate the "BLM movement" even more (and rightfully so).
>>25526736
This
>>25527426
I'm pretty sure people already hate the BLM
dumparoo-desu shuryaghya!
Time to get ritin'
I do it for you, Carl XVI Gustaf, bringer of light in times of darkness.
>>25528177
There's the strangest sensation in my boxers.
Tonight was a slow night for green. I'll post tomorrow instead, when i've built up a larger dump
>>25529386
The feeling is mutual.
>>25529386
Eh. I give it a 6/10
Breathe!
I'm still writing, i might actually have time this week
>>25528704
hey is that your grandpapa?
Alright guys, i just finished up what i had planned this whole weekend. Please tell me how i did.
incoming green
>>25523590
>Biology class was a hoot
>One of the girls already warned the teacher she'd throw up and delivered when the dissection began
>You just poked the frog's stomach until the scalpel pierced through it and then stabbed it some more
>Gilda just watched you the whole time
"In case one of us wants to become a doctor."
>You explained
>Gilda rolled her eyes and continued to waste the period scribbling useless notes
>You never looked at them
>speaking of things you never looked at, those pictures were still sitting on your disarranged living room furniture
>BBrriing!
>Gilda was first to get up, leaving you to clean up the station by yourself
>She handed in the paper to a half complacent teacher behind her desk and walked out the door without a second glance
>You hurried in an effort to catch Gilda before she laid out another jock
>The doors opened outside and the usual cacophony of student murmuring, walking, and horseplay could be heard
>There seemed to be more laughter than usual though
>Stepping out into the hall you ready yourself for the search when a shadow falls on you
>"Anon..."
>You're surprised to witness Gilda standing idly behind you
"Oh, hey. You actually waited for me."
>"I didn't wait for you."
"Oh, but-"
>"Let's go."
"Okay, history is next. It's on the-"
>"No."
>She spoke in a low husky tone
>>25533637
"No?"
>No. Let's go out."
"Out? Out where?
>"You tell me."
"What do you mean? You're the one telling me you want to leave. You decide"
>"No, you're the one deciding."
"You want me to tell you where to go? Or am i supposed to guess?"
>"Youre not telling me anything. In fact you're asking."
>She pokes you in the chest to get the point across
>"So ask me already!"
"Ask what? Where to go."
>"Do i have to spell it out for you?"
"Uh...?"
>"Anon. Ask. Me. Out."
>She scowls even more as you hear laughter again
"You, um...you, you mean like...a date?"
>Reeling a bit you prepare for an assault
>Nothing
"You...need me to...ask you out?"
>A kid or two stopped to gawk at you
>"J-just do it."
>You try to process this information
"Um, okay, w-wanna...um..."
>"Louder."
"Uh...um...Gilda, would you-"
>She raised her voice
>"Louder!"
"Ahhoookay."
>You clear your throat, still confused
"Phew. Um, ahem, Gilda. Can i ask...ah, oof. Do you...um...oooboy...um"
>Gilda was growing impatient
>You clear your throat again
>But your voice cracks next
>"Gildaah! Whoa, uh...sorry 'bout that...uh..."
>She couldn't take it anymore
>"Damn it Anon!"
"Okay, okay. Gilda. How would you liii-hiiike...crap."
>She exploded
>"GODDAMNIT ANON! WILL YOU JUST GROW A SACK AND ASK ME OUT ALREADY!"
>You failed to notice the growing crowd
>They too seemed as shocked as you
>Both of you only noticed too late as they started pointing and chuckling
>Again the shrieking laughter could be heard
>You peered out behind her and found the same cheerleaders from earlier
>Looking back at Gilda you noticed her cheeks rosing
>She grit her teeth
>"Forget it. Dweeb."
>Gilda turned to walk away but you caught her hand
>"Gilda. Wait!"
>She turned back more surprised than you've ever seen her
>Eyes wide, and watery
>Her mouth just slightly opened
>She even seemed a bit pinker
"Gilda, I..."
>>25533637
>You swallow hard before another 'uh' made its ugly appearance
>"Yeah! Come on Anon!"
>"You can do it!"
>"Just ask her to the dance!"
>You looked over at your steadily growing audience
>"Quit being a pussy!"
>"Yeah Anon! You the man!"
>Within moments, both boys and girls were cheering you on to ask her out and eventually chanting your name
>"ANON!"
>"ANON!"
>"ANON!"
>You gulped hard as she looked at you half expectantly
>Jeremiah 1:17-18https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Jeremiah+1%3A17-19&version=LEB
"Gilda. Would you like to go to the Dance with me this Friday!"
>Silence
>...
>...
>kill me now please
>Gilda moved her lips
>She looked away and pulled her hand free, folding her arms
>"Hump, about time."
>...
>"So, was that a yes?"
>A feminine voice asked
>Gilda shouted back
>"Yes, damn it!"
>The crowd erupted in applause
>The blacks came forward to slap your back and congratulate
>"That's my nigga Anon! HA HA!"
>The whites piggy backed on the other blacks who started rapping your ballad
>Others just laughed, shook their heads and walked away with a smile
>The girls obviously gushed
>The ones brave enough to confront Gilda gave her tips on what to wear, how to dress, and where to shop for a gown
>"Will you!? Hey! Shut up!"
>"Oh my God she's so embarassed!"
>You heard slow clapping coming from the classroom and found the teacher cheering you on as well
>That done it
>You work your way over to Gilda
>An effort on your part
>And grab her hand
"Hey! Do you wanna go? Like right now?"
>Gilda was exasperated
>"You have no idea."
>"OHMIGOSH! They're going out right now!"
>The grills seared the words into your brain
>A deep voice rang out behind you
>"I'll the others to mark you down as absent!"
>You couldn't take it anymore and yanked her free from the crowd
>They continued to cheer as you ran out the building
Did i do good you guys?
Did i do Tsundere Gilda justice?
>>25533737
You did, Dapper. You did.Guilda a qt. Not to mention this animu bich >>25533637 whoever she is
>>25534302
>Guilda a qt.
Let's not get carried away here
>>25534609
I mean it. I would let her carry my children.
She is a snuggleable pony
>>25534609
Gilda most definitely a qt.
>>25534302
Thanks anon.she's from an anime called food wars
Tfw girls like this exist
>>25536152
>Tfw they're way out of our league
>Tfw even if they were in your league, you're still too socially retarded
>Tfw you aint never gonna get to smash and cuddle afterwards
>Tfw she will never be a pony
>>25536152
I gotta ask; how much/how many animes have you watched?
>>25538113
>>25537177
>Tfw they're way out of our league
There are no leagues
>Tfw even if they were in your league, you're still too socially retarded
>fuck you man
>>25537647
I started about 2 years ago when I got Netflix. I go through about 1 a month and I watch more than just anime. So no, I'm not a weeb.
>>25538113
Hawt
>>25533244
I wish. It's our glorious King. Every true son of Skyrim- i mean Scandinavia has one.
Writing's coming along slowly tonight as well.
But i'm sure Mr. Wine and beer bottle knows just how to fix that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URcvdDtnM_0
>>25538905
Pfft, i bet you don't even frequent 9gag, reddit or have a katana collection.
>>25539781
Lol nope, I have these two knives though. One I bought off the internet after I stumbled on a self defense video on YouTube. The other I bought for 10 bucks on clearance at Walmart. I use it for work, mainly cutting boxes and ties.
>>25538942
So are you going to post or can i let this thread die?
>>25541588
return the slab
>>25540388
noice, That's some CS:GO shit right there.
The few mentionable pieces i have i've either found in the attic, or recieved as a gift.
The two on top my dad used in Cyprus when he was deployed there back in the 70s, and the one on the bottom he bought when he was in Mexico and worked. I got it for christmas when i was 12 or so, i think.
>>25541588
Shit came up. Going to try to post later tonight, if we're still alive.
>>25541588
I'm sorry for your trouble, Anon. But we will never truly die
>>25544016
never
>>25545567
Ever
>>25544016
Fine then I guess
I once took a trip to Peru
Drank the water and shat out stew
I once went to Japan
Saw a pretty girl turn into a man
I once went to Equestria
Can't find anything to rhyme with, blyat
I once came inside a pony
And had a daughteru
And when she was old enough
I came inside her too
I once got judged by 4chan
They're also sick, no probs senpai
I once fucked my dog and pretended it was dashthat's it, nothing more to add
>>25546950
hwut?
are you that poet guy we had a while back?
>>25547033
Nyet
>>25547033
No. He isn't. That would be me. Your question almost offends me, Anon
>>25547301
How should i know :^( its been too long since We had some good ol' lyrics in here.
>>25547347
Care to offer up some ideas for new lyrics?
>>25546950
6/10
Good, we have a conversation going. Let's keep this going instead of bamps
>>25547363
Do one for Gilda x Dash sexy times
>>25547406
You just had to request that, didn't you, mother fucker?
If you're going to request Dash x Gilda, then we need to balance it out by requesting something good. Like Dash x Fluttershy
Poem Anon, make it happen, if you'd be so kind.
>>25547549
Fuck you nigga. Gilda is a sexy beast. Im even starting to prefer her over Rainbow Dash. My order of short haired girls has now been officially rearranged to
1. Bad bitch
2. Tomboy
3. Athletic
>>25547742
>short haired.
>Are you implying that Rainbow Dash has short hair?
>>25547899
Nigger she sure as hell looks like it
>>25543713
We /k/ now?
Gimme a sec
>>25547924
>
>>25547924
The big crossbow I bought at a yard sale for 35
My brother gifted my the smaller one 2 years ago
And also the machete from a storage unit he bought
>>25547950
>EQG
Not saying this is bad, but most girls like her have short hair. Hasjew just made it long so her hair could be brushable and thus translate well into a toy. I'm not saying long hair is bad, in just saying your stance on her hair length is wrong.
>>25547981
≥ just saying your stance on her hair length is wrong.
Not attacking you, but EQG Rainbow Dash's hair is objectively long.
>>25547960
I also bought this bow off craigslist, and yes these are some ghetto ass arrows I made from wooden dowels, card stock, and duct tape. They fly good though.
>>25548038
Well at least you agree. I think shoulder length hair would've been better, then they could just wreck her design on the doll like they always do.
>>25548111
I don't know man, I actually like her long hair
>>25548267
Dude seriously? I'm more a fan of EQG scootaloo than RD just because of the shirt hair and dare I say, fashion sense?
>>25548427
You mean the pants?
>>25548460
Yes. I got nothing against skirts but their personalities really didn't shine through with them all practically bring clones of each other. Presentation is very important.
>>25548530
What would you have Rainbow Dash wear?
>>25548615
Maybe shorts, or pants, or short pants
>>25548530
>>25548460
>>25548427
Honestly, i gotta admit i agree with both of you suckas.
The thing is i can't settle for just one thing.
i like both long and short hair. Same deal with clothes; both 'girly' and 'tomboyish' clothes looks good.
The thing i think makes a style 'rhyme'/fit really good with certain grills is if it matches her personality.
>>25547960
>>25548056
>tfw fucking everything is illegal in Soviet Swedenistan
I-i've got some fireworks stacked, i-if that counts..
For special events i've got a telescopic baton on the inside of my jacket doejust that would earn me a hefty fine if caught.
>>25548753
>XL
You're a big guy
>>25548753
Oh shit nigger you reminded me I had one too. Also a kubaton and a hefty brass paperweight
>>25548788
>You're a big guy
For you. Gotta say though not surprised a true son of skyrim is packing on the pounds
Tfw 130 lbs 5'9" scrawny wetback
At least im fast.
Arriba.
>>25548788
F-for you..Gimme a break, i'm like 6,4 ft with broad shoulders.
So, you guys /collect/ anything else?
I've got a bunch of WW2 miltaria.
>>25548839
Idk, books maybe, not that I read every one of them but still.
You guys have some cool stuff. I've just got My Eagle Scout's knife, and Maverick 88 by Mossberg, 12 GA.
>>25548965
Trip
>>25548965
Nice. How often do you go to the range?
>>25548981
Shit nigger, why'd you wait so fucking long?
>>25549028
To do what?
>>25549079
What do you think?
>>25549079
So what kind of shells do you load into that Mossberg?
>>25548965
Fucking sweet mang.
I've only done some point shooting with a Mauser m96.
Personal record is 140/150 (3 magazines w/ 5 rounds, 10p/bullseye) at 200 meters (~218 yd). The local record was 143/150, so yeah, pretty proud over that.
>>25549115
I was looking for the shotgun?
>>25549165
Slugs and bird shot
>>25549168
Did you purchase that? Or was it given to you?
Squeezed 100 rounds about 3 years ago
What have I missed guys
>>25549262
I was actually talking about your trip lel
>bird shot and slugs
Any 'special' rounds, just curious
>>25549262
>Implying it's mine
I wish. I just tagged along with some hunters to the range.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGFPbXqBPOA
If gun laws were less shit, i'd have bought one a long time ago.
>>25549318
>Jasse green
>Dapper green
>Weapons/Guns
>female hairstyles and clothing
i think that mainly covers it
>>25549379
Sounds like a fun night.
>>25549489
I have to say it has been.
We're usually not this talkative. it's nice with some general discussion, doesn't even have to be pone related.
>>25549576
About fucking time
>>25549327
Not yet. But soon
>>25549969
Do you have any attachments for it? I've always wanted a 500 with a folding stock. Thanks Jurassic Park
>>25550069
Just a grip. I mean a literal grip. It doesn't really effect the fire. In all honesty, I'm still learning all about attachments and customizations. I haven't had it for very long. I'm just not sire something like a folding stock would be worth my time. You see-im kind of lazy.
By the way, would it be autistic for me to get a gun with an mlp color scheme?
>>25550314
Have you not seen>>25537465? People on/k/ also do their own waifu customs so no it isn't autistic.
>>25550464
Good. Then none shall make fun of me.
>>25550573
Well, no one here anyway.
>>25550314
If it's just any other mass produced gun; go right ahead buddy.
But if you do it to a vintage rifle; i'll kill you.
>>25552939
Well shit
Dudes, guess what?
I just signed up for a hunting course which will earn me a license that allows me to own 4 rifles.
>>25553363
But Swede, where will you acquire such rifles?
>>25553428
Second hand, duh.
If you've got a licence, it's actually not too hard to get weapons. There are some gun shops, and it's legal to buy/sell them second hand.
But few have the patience to go through with the licences/administration/paperwork etc. I think the course was 72 hours, ~400 dollars, and you can't have any serious legal 'baggage'.
Plus, you've got to keep all ammunition/guns in a certified weapons locker that has to be bulted to the floor if it's lighter than 150 kg.
As said; more bullshit than most are willing to put up with.I just might get a pilot licence after this.
>>25553525
What the fuck. That sounds like a lot of work.So, another 9/11?
>>25553525
You can buy a weapon in the US without filling out any major paperwork. Just a background check and not even any courses. You can take rifles home the same day, and it takes five days to receive your handgun. Hell we just passed a law over here that allows the open carry of firearms in public.
>>25554253
>>25554400
I don't normally gush over repeating digitsexcept mine, but damn check out them triple dub dubs confirming Murica
>>25554253
Then how come you don't have any, dapper-kun? If i lived over in the land of the free and the brave, i would probably buy enough guns to fight a small war.
Handguns are even more strictly regulated here than rifles, since they can be concealed.
And i think i heard that the EU's about to pass a law that will make it even harder to keep firearms.
There's a lot of shit i could say about swedish politicans, the EU, our laws, and goverment, but to sum it up; Hang the Red/Green/Pink block.
Our vice prime minister (green block) when she announces that we will (fucking finally) start keeping border patrols, since the very limit of their imigration policy has been reached (thus tainting their "no borders, no walls" policy):
https://youtu.be/hKXEUalVsWc?t=42
I mean, the place where i went to primary school has been shut down and turned into a refugee camp. No joke.
The hypocrisy our politicians have brought to the table is out of this world.
>>25554400
them repeating didgits doe.
>>25554557
Im broke nigga! We don't have free education like you assholes and I owe my uni 5gs.
Also sucks about your school, this makes me feel a bit guilty but pic related feels good man
>>25554643
Nuggah, the school might be free, but i still gotta live somewhere. I've probably got like 6+ gs in loans.
We need a prophet
>>25554681
For renovating your house? Seems legit but doesn't your government also pay you for being alive?
>>25554869
Por que?
The university i studied at is like 250 miles down south. If i were to study there, i would need someplace to stay, now wouldn't i? Because i'm sure as a holy fuck not going to travel 500 miles a day to get to school and back home. Especially not since taking the train down there, and back ONCE is about $120 (To put it in perspective; i can fly to London rougly 10 times for that money. Most expensive train traffic in the world fuck yeah. There's socialist Sweden for ya').
Therefore i had to take a loan so i could rent a small apartment, and put food on the plate etc.
But right now i've taken a year off, since i've inherited a house and so on. I'm currently looking for a job, but i plan to go back to the university after the summer of 2016.
Even though i would love to be paid to be alive, i'm not. On the other hand there's basically a tax on being alive. I saw a prognose on that estimated that the salary tax would be around 50 % in a few short years (If you make $3000/ month, $1500 of that will be taxed).
I could go on all night about this.
>>25554557
Sounds like shit
>>25554643
Broke?
>>25554681
What you need is a genocidal rebellion. Are there a lot of Muslims there?
>>25555241
Can't you live on a university campus?
>>25555742
>Are there a lot of Muslims there?
I'll put it this way; the apartment i had back in Uni was a ~95 mudslime area.
kek no, everyone has to get and pay for an appartment by themselves.
>>25555742
It means I have no money, or very little. Remember that one candle job only paid 8 bucks an hour. Barely 400 a week, and thats with overtime
>>25556113
In some ways, Sweden sounds more American than America
>>25555241
Nvm that was switzerland i was thinking about. You get your rifle and show it off to us. Dont get your dick caught in thr receiver though lol
>>25557466
>1764 + 251
>Still confusing Sweden and Swtzerland
I'll show those popular kids in school
>>25557574
>Muri+ca!
>Thinking i give a fuck
I am filled with such a feeling of euphoria from muh liberties i care not for popularity.
I'm going to try to make progress on both of my fics tonight, lads. Wish me luck
>>25559271
Trip
>>25497899
why is there a 4 in your name?
>>25559610
I thought I needed it to make a trip. I didn't know how trips worked before. >>25559271
the thread is kind of different now
https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/21247325/#q21247325
>>25560460
Man, It's like looking at an old photo from your childhood.
We have been through a lot together, gentlemen, and i fucking love all of you.N-no homo
You're the kind of niggas i'd have over for beer and steak.
But dont worry, Anon-san. /This/ only happens if the thread refuses to die after the weekend, when the writers have irl shit to deal with.
Speaking of the devil; would you look at the time! It's friday again, which means my/our damned souls are bound to postan tonight.
I should be done with the wallpapering within an hour or two, then i'll have to change tires on me, and me mothers car, after that i should be free.Unless i decide to do some black friday shoping (Yes, we somehow have it too).
You guys getting anything special today?
>>25560705
Nah. I probably ain't buying shit
>>25560705
not much, just a few online things
>>25557936
finally caught up on your story, and i've got 2 things for you.
1. That Brad/Tony thing was just straight up cringe.
2. Anon is an unfaithful bastard
>>25562722
Oh look feedback. Please explain though I need to hear things like this.
>>25560705
I bought the first season of game of thrones for 10 bucks. Might wait for cyber Monday though cause I missed last night for thanksgiving.
>>25560460
We've just gotten to know each other better over time. Dare I say we're even friends now?
>>25563365
Not only was the brad/tony thing unexpected, but i felt really awkward reading it. it's kind of a good thing, regardless of how it made me feel. you did a satisfactory job, faggot.I don't like using the word friend, but i think i can call you people pretty close to "friends".
Huzzah! i have succeeded in invoking an emotion! Seriously though you have no idea how big that is for me. Thanksfriend
But what about Anon being unfaithful?
He was forced to drop that spaghetti
>>25563872
There's always a choice, tyrone. There's always a choice.
Recap:
>A mother fucker can never get some peace. You wonder how you found yourself in your current situation.
>Oh, that’s right. You trusted your fucking brother.
>Fashionhorse and Applehorse were both wasted nearly out of their minds. Who’d of thought that standard human stuff is so much harder than standard pony stuff. Their lightweight bodies could only handle small amounts.
>Bookhorse was quiet. Not quite abnormal, but she wasn’t trying to lead the other girls. And that, you knew from your shameless hours of reading fanfiction on the internet, was not ok.
>And who fucking knows about partyhorse. Even in a place with supposedly no magic, she was just as much of a rollarcoaster.
>Take a minute to look at the 2 sects you’d not yet explored in your search for shyhorse and Rainbow Dash.
> “Poison Girl”, and “The Ship”
>Neither sect was really your style. In Poison Girl, you would pretty much be unwelcome because of your gender. In The Ship, you always just felt awkward. Maybe with Rainbow Dash here it wouldn’t be awkward, but…”
>Either way, you couldn’t help but wonder how she and Fluttershy went through their sect together. Whether it was Poison Girl or The Ship, there were bound to have been romantic displays everywhere.
>Should that make you nervous? Probably not. Are you nervous? A little bit. If fanfiction was any indication, then literally anything could have happened.
>As you’re still trying to summon the courage to enter The Ship, you spot Rainbow Hair in your peripheral vision.
>Thank the lord Jesus Christ.
>And she has yellow quiet with her. Well… that was easy. Sort of.
“Rainbow Dash!”
>Rainbow turns, and sees you, with a tired look on your face.
>RD: “Anon! What-uh, what are you doing here?”
“I just happened to be out in the neighborhood.”
>Rainbow Dash looked pleasantly surprised.
>Fluttershy looked relieved to be reunited with the herd.
>>25564961
“Alright- I would just love to stand here and have a conversation with you all, but these two can barely stand straight. So how’s about we all just find somewhere to turn in for the night?”
>You’d almost suggested going back to the apartment, until the memory returned that it was probably still closed off because of the ongoing investigation. At least your apartment will be on the news the next couple of days. And probably on /int/.
>Though with what you’d gotten from your contact, you could probably afford a couple of night in a hotel for 7.
>No arguments are made. Instead, those among the girls who could uphold a coherent conversation told you some of what they’d been through that night.
>They had more fun than you did? Ain’t that a bitch.
>The Journey to the embassy Suits was pretty much calm. No run ins with spergs, cops, or artificial disasters.
>After check in at the hotel, you all had the chance to spread out and get comfortable in the 2 room suite. Apple and Fashion were out cold.
>Book was reading a book, while party was listening to her read a book
>Rainbow and Shy were just sitting on the couch, having a conversation about you had no idea what. For the moment, things seemed like they would be alright for the next few hours.
>Although the thought occurred to you just then that Spike and Lyra were still at your brothers’ you figured you could pick ‘em up tomorrow. Fuck that, you’re tired.
>It looked like Rainbow would be up for a while longer, so you picked a room, just let yourself fall onto the bed, and allowed sleep to take you, hard.
End of Day 6
>>25564971
New:
Beginning of Day 7
>/mlp/
>Catalogue
>AiE
>/fb/
>/dzg/
>/EI/
>Nothing outside the usual cancer.
>Open /EI/
>You never really got the point of this thread
>begin reading
>crap
>crap
>mega crap
>l-lewd
>Your morning continues like this for several minutes, as you attempt to summon the motivation to get your lazy ass up and out of bed.
>As your crusty eyes adjust to the light of the intrusive morning sun, however, you notice an unsettling quiet.
>It didn’t help at all that you’re in a hotel.
>Get up and walk to the “living room” of the suite, as your back and neck pop and crack. Feels good, mang.
>survey the surroundings
>And still, nothing immediately seemed out of the ordinary. Or the closest you could come to ordinary, at least.
>Applehorse and Fashion horse still unconscious. That ought’ to teach ‘em about the fine temptations of heavy drinking. Especially when exploring foreign territory.
>They are going to experience a new kind of Tartarus when they wake up.
>Twilight fell asleep reading a book. Somethings never change, damn it. And then there’s Pinkamina Diane Pie. She fell asleep listening to bookhorse read, as if it were a bedtime story.
>if only it were so easy for you to pacify her. It’s kind of bullshit, actually.
>And then, in the middle of the room, lay Rainbow and Flutters, cuddled up against one another like children. Now there’s a fanfiction waiting to happen.
>It takes all of your control to suppress the rise of your diamond stud at the thought.
>It’s Wednesday, 6:31 AM.
> Classes at school start in about an hour.
>You could make it you really wanted to.
>Do you want to? Fuck no.
>Do you need to? If you know what’s good for you.
>But then, you don’t feel comfortable leaving these girls alone at the hotel. Too many things could go wrong.
>Splitting them up is an option, but then things wouldn’t be even.
>>25564996
…
>fuck it
>You gotta wake them up.
>walk over to Twilight, careful to be all stealth-like.
“psst. Bookhorse.”
>TS: “hmm. Ugh, pancake”.
>girl likes pancakes, you guess.
“Twilight Sparkle”.
>You’re a bit louder this time.
>TS: “hmm, yeah. Oh, yeah. hmph.”
>woah.
>what the hell.
>If you could look at yourself, you’d be blushing harder than a motherfucker.
>Did not know Twi had dreams like that.
>Should…should you do something about it?
>as you ponder the possibilities, Twilight’s eyes pop open, and see you in front of her, just staring.
>makes for an awkward few seconds.
>TS: “Oh. Hello, Anon. What could I do for you?”
>aaaaand it’s gone.
“Hey, Twilight. Do me a favor, wake and gather the girls for me, would you? We need to talk about today.”
>TS: “Even Applejack and Rarity? Didn’t you say they would be in pain when they woke up?”
“yeah. But it doesn’t really matter. Just wake ‘em up. They’ll be learning a lesson, trust me.
>TS: “Uh, yes, sure.”
>And so Twilight went off to complete the task given to her.
>In the meantime, you decide to start on breakfast. You totally have time. There’s not at all a chance that you could be late for class.
>That is, until you remember that you are, in fact, in a hotel. Just great. Can’t even make breakfast.
>It takes you longer than you’d like to admit to remember that this place has room service.
>5 minutes later, you’ve put in an order for breakfast for 7. Simultaneously, the girls are awaking from their slumber. Or in some cases, alcoholic stupors.
>Applejack and Rarity were quiet, obviously experiencing their first human hangovers. Serves them right
>Pinkie Pie was back to her usual self, getting into anything and everything. There’s next to no chance that she’ll just tire herself out,so you must endure it.
>The 2 pegasus humans had awaken, only to realize the positions they were in, and spring up to their feet, blushing lightly.
>>25565039
>But now? It’s time for you all to get the ball rollin’.
>”Alright girls, listen up. We need to talk about today.”
>R: “Oh. Oh my, Anonymous. Do you think you could speak just a little bit softer, dear?”
>Rarity is now holding a hand to her head.
“Oh, I’m sorry Rarity. DID YOU MEAN LIKE THIS?”
>She only shoots you a dirty look, while attempting to quell the earthquake in her head. Applejack isn’t faring much better.
>FS: “Oh my.”
>Rainbow Dash just chuckles as she rests her elbow on your shoulder.
>FS: “Rainbow…”
>RD: “What? Come on shy, it was all in good fun, right?”
>Rainbow Dash seems playful this morning.
>TS: “Ahem. Was that really necessary, Anon?”
“No, no it wasn’t.”
>You don’t even try to say that with a straight face.
>RD: “Alright, well that was fun, really it was. But now what, Anon? Just what do you have planned for us today?”
“Well, first thing’s first. Firstly, those 2 are in no condition to go to school.”
>You say this as you point a finger at the two of the girls with hangovers.
“Not only are they barely capable of bearing anything more than a whisper, but that wasn’t cider they were drinking. That was hard human alcohol. It’s got chemicals and shit in it that you guys have most likely never been exposed to. They’re going to have to sit out for today.”
>AJ: “Ugh. Anon, I don’t feel so hot.”
“See? This means that you girls are going to have to split up. 2 of you will come with me to school, so that we can do more research. The other 2 will stay here during the day, with Applejack and Rarity. Sound good?”
>PP: “Absolutely!”
>FS: “O-ok”
>RD: “Sure thing, I guess.”
>TS: “I suppose so. But then, Anon, how shall we divide?”
>This is where things get a bit hairy.
>>25565049
>TS: “I’d like to request to go to the school. If what you’ve said about our two worlds is true, then you should already know that research is my thing, right?”
>she’s got a point, you know. But still
>PP: “Oh yeah, Twilight’s really smart, like REALLY smart. But then, we already know that!”
>Rainbow Dash turns to you
>RD: “Other than that, All I know is that even though research is for eggheads like Twilight, I’m going to the school with you.”
>There’s that defensive mentality of hers.
>TS: “So, that would leave Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie here to watch Applejack and Rarity?”
>…Wait, what? That sounds like a terrible idea
“Uh. Hey, hold up everyone.”
>They all give you their undivided attention.
>Well, a majority of them, anyway.
>>25563365
>"Dare I say we're even friends now?"
I-if you want to, i mean it's not like i care if you do..F-fåne
>>25563952
>Power
I'm a dictator kinda guy.
Just gonna fetch some dinner like the incurable fatty i am, then i'll writathon.
So, what are we listening to, here at Eq.I™ at 104.9 FM; your local provider of undying autism?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lrle0x_DHBM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=861UW3tH6qc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMd4nvaoEn4
>>25565069
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3D_C86fJUTw
>>25565059
so whats for breakfast? scrambled eggs? sausage? bacon? short stack pancakes? pls no, this is a prime opportunity to trigger a nauseous fashion horse into blowing chunks
>>25563952
>Women
a harem army of obedient hot sex slaves and concubines learning proper firearm usage for my enjoyment? think of the possibilities
>>25565069
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-bwlkhu8eU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89AorUIMeig
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2N16TDszf8
also pony music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxKLUgOCP6M
>>25565356
In my story, up to this point, Rainbow Dash is the only one of the girls who eats meat. But we'll see what happens.
Hang on a second.
God damn this board speed up during the night
Puckerless butt hole bump
>>25567524
Bumpjust because i'm curious, and to start some discussion; how many of us are kissless virgins?
I sure am.
>>25568256
I wouldn't be here if I wasnt. You want to know what's fucked up? I actually had several chances to lose my virginity, but a combination of growing up Catholic/holding out for one girl cost me those chances. You could call it being beta, but I just wanted that one bitch bad.
Want to know something strange though? I weirdly attract older women like flies.non have ever been hot though
>>25568368
Ha. Everybody point and laugh.It's OK though. I was also raised Catholic.
>>25567524
I believe that is sexual assault
>>25568256
Guilty as charged. I'm just not a sexual relations type of person
>>25568256
Do you even have to ask?
But really; Had one kiss, i think i was 14 or 15. T'was the most awkward shit i've experienced.
Same as dapper; probably could have lost my V-card to one or two different grills, but since the first one basically was the biggest skank in school, i politely declined (she got pregnant about a month after that, and even gave birth to it).
I was simply too beta to really give 100 % for the second one, even though she was the stuff dreams were made of. Then one day; she basically just dissapeared. All her social network accounts, and public records simply vanished. I still wonder what the fuck happend to her.
This is best Cloplyst
>>25568745
While i agree with you,
>!!jJ22ChezNGK
literally who?
>>>25561093
>https://warosu.org/sci/thread/7684642
>https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25567330/#25567517
>https://4ch.be/sci/thread/7685718/
I kissed a few girls. They were all bad though, and it was merely me trying to land something before I die like the stone hearted psychopath I am, so basically, kiss the bitch before I die, and live with that.
Then I had a girlfriend, and everything changed. I could have lost my virginity if all held well, and we had actually gotten married, but her cheating on me four different times, once I forgave her for and the other three practically sending me into an underage drinking spiral. And yeah, I won't joke, I couldn't handle the shit, so I'd go drinking Bombay Sapphire Gin mixed with Mountain Dew because I was a non-alcoholic bitch and I still am. But needless to say, her destruction left me blindsided, and aware of just how women are. Not to mention due to anatomy errors related to size,Yes, prick, I mean penis.she basically hunted down for someone with a bigger dick who WOULD fuck her without putting morals first.
Needless to say, I'm happy a virgin, and a kissless one at that, because I can guarantee I'll either end up shooting myself in my own spiteful rage, or dead in my own bed from malnutrition. But either way, I'd still be dead from my own matters than having a girl slowly kill and ruin my life just so her materialistic ass can run off with more shoes than enough.
>>25568839
>cheating on me four different times
Lord of keks
>underage drinking
>claiming you put morals first
>Had girlfriend
> Still kissless
Lord of keks
I could probably go on.
You a devoted christian or something?
>>25498191
>British accents are hot
Which ones?
Yorkshire (where I'm from)@ Think: the 'Four Yorkshiremen' sketch from Monty Python.
If the Mane Six were British, Applejack would have an 'Oo-Arr! Zummerzet' accent (as they make Cider there), Rainbow Dash would be a Geordie (Why aye, canny lass! Ah'll jus' gerrus some Newky Broon from the offy in ten secoonds flat, y'knaa!), Rarity would have a posh 'Received Pronunciation' accent, Fluttershy would be Welsh, Pinkie Pie would be a brash Scouser from Liverpool, and Twilight would be from Yorkshire (Eee, more books! Well I'll go t'foot of our stairs!).
>>25568839
>someone with a bigger dick
Send her my way
>>25568745
>>25568839
>>25569004
Where did all this new flesh suddenly come from?
>>25568256
I know elementary school relationships usually don't mean shit, but I honest to god would make out with one of my classmates in class back in Kindergarten. We did it wherever the hell we got privacy, including under the teacher's desk. It was good times for a while.
Then, when I was 8-9 or some shit like that, even though I hate to admit it,I would make out with one of my female cousins whenever I saw her. We didn't see each other a lot, so we valued whatever chance we got. Honestly though, I've had some qt first and second cousins, and I used to admire their bodies a lot, even before any of us fully hit puberty.
>inb4 Texas
>>25569122
I was just thinking the same thing.
>>25569004
Is that you in the picture?
>>25569133
Don't you mean West Virginia?
>inb4 another WV.
>>25569215
>inb4 another WV
Nah. West Virginia is pretty irrelevant.
Alright, i'm not getting a lot further tonight.
Have a dump
>RD: "WHAT THE BUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"
>Your sleep is violently dissrupted by a furious Rainbow Dash.
>RD: "GET OFF OF HIM!"
>FS: "I-i didn't mean to-!"
>Rainbow flies op on top of you to fend off the rivaling female who's intruding on her territory
>Fluttershy rappidly crawls back into a near by corner
>TS: "H-huh? what's going on?"
>RD: "I don't know, why don't you ask Fluttershy!"
>Rainbow sits atop your crotch, and tightly squeezes your boady and head tightly against her own, though not in an erotic fashion, but because she's instinctively protecting you from the rivaling female.
>AJ: "What's all the fuzz 'bout?!"
>By now, just about everyone is awake
>Twilight walks over to Fluttershy, who's already silently weeping.
>TS: "..Fluttershy?"
>In between her sobbing, she squeezes out;
>FS: "I- i didn't mean to! I swear! I didn't know what i was doing!"
>RD: "Didn't look like that to me!"
"Rainbow, calm down"
>RD: "Don't you defend her! She was all over-! W-with her hands and-!
>You firmly grab rainbows arms and separate herself from you.
"Calm down! She woke me up last night because she was scared! I told her she could sleep here!"
>RD: "But she-!"
>AJ: "Look, i'm sure you're just exaggerating, Rainbow. Do ya really think Fluttershy would do that to Anon?"
>Rainbow just humphs', and holds you tightly.
>Even though you enjoy your annual spaghetti shower in the morning, you've got to get back to the school and look for that cursed portal.
>What's the clock anyway?
>You can't reach it while rainbow's pressing your eyeview into her tittes, but judging by the suns rays that pierce through the barn walls, it's already day.
>But doesn't that mean..
>God dammit! School's probably going to start soon, if it hasn't already.
>Once again, you separate yourself from an unwilling Rainbow. You grab your phone and check the clock.
>6 AM
>>25569493
>You just might make it back just before school starts.
"I think i better get going if i am to be back at school in time"
>TS: "But.. you haven't had breakfast yet"
"no time."
>You lift Rainbow aside
"there's some food left from last night, right?"
>AJ: "Yeah, there should be enough left for breakfast"
"Good, why don't you girls dig in? I'll just grab somethig on the road"
>RD: "Hey, can't i come with you?"
>You hoped she wouldn't ask.
"I think it would be for the best if you just stayed put. People might start to ask questions, which is the last thing we want now."
>RD: "But i-!"
"Plus, who else can i trust to be in charge while im gone?"
>RD: "Well.. since you put it that way" she says with that complacent tone, while streching her arms.
>You get a few ticked off glances from the girls, but they silently comply.
>Rainbow is after all the most 'difficult'/dominant of the 6, but closely rivaled by Appul.
>Like a hierarchy, you know.
>One alpha male, one alpha female (aka "bottom bitch". Read: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bottom+bitch), and then the rest.'
>Such is the way on the savanna
>Blessed are your teachings, Steve Irwin.
>You get up and check your pockets for your keys, mobile etc.
"Right, i better get going then"
>TS: "Hey Anon, can we have a word?"
"Uh, sure"
>Rainbow gets up and is about to follow the two of you outside the barn.
>TS: "Rainbow. Alone, please?"
>RD: "Whatever you can tell him, you can tell me"
>She takes a hold of your arm
"Rainbow, i'm sure it's nothing"
>RD: "In that case i can hear it too, right?"
"Rainbow.. Please, don't be difficult"
>RD: "oh ..Sorry i'm being difficult, Anon. I'll give you your so-much needed privacy with Twilight"
>"Dash, it's not-"
>>25569507
>She let's go of you and walks back to a hay stack where she lays down, and intiates the silent treatment.
>What the fuck is her problem?
>She on her period or something?
>Fuck it, you don't really have time for her shit right now. But you're gonna have to deal with her later.
>Twilights sighs, and nods her head towards the door.
>Silently, you walk out into the suns embrace.
>TS: "About yesterday.."
"I hope it's important. Now i have to deal with -that- later" Your eyes wander off back to ther barn where the others are.
>TS: "You know as well as i do by now that Rainbow is.. well, easily triggered. But she doesn't hold a grudge."
"you better be right. Now what did you want?"
>TS: "Look.."
>She makes a short pause
>S:"I'll just get straight to the point; do you intend to follow us back to Equestria?"
"uh Yeah? i thought it was almost obvious by now"
>TS: "maybe, but i, 'nor Rainbow Dash, can make that decicion for you, or take it for granted. In the end, it is up to you, and only you."
"Yeah well, there you go. I'm coming with you"
>A silence interrupts.
"is that all?"
>you take her silence as a yes You set course for the car.
>TS: "One more thing.."
"Then spit it out already, i have to get going"
>TS: "Anon, i can't guarantee that Celestia will be enrierly.. pleased, with you simply showing up in Equestria. Because When it comes down to it; you don't belong in our world any more than we belong in yours"
"Too bad i don't give two shits about what she thinks"
>TS: "Wether you do or not, she makes the final call, and i can not stop her."
>you ignore her, get in your car, and leave as fast as possible.
>Like you're going to let that piss of shit princess decide your future.
>Plus, isn't she supposed to be good and fair and all that?
>Who says she'll even have to find out?
>Alright, get your head straight.
>>25569523
>If you don't find the portal to begin with, none of you are going back to Equestria.
>And hopefully, the girls won't be ballsdeep into a cactus farm when you get back later.
>But hey, you've never had such luck before. Can't do much more than hope for now.
>You're going to have to find a better place to sleep too. it's just not going to work with wasting several hours every day just going back and forth to school.
>Meanwhile, in the future
>You arrive at the school parkinglot
>it's about 07:30
>Still no students, but you spot some teachers cars
>You mind as well spend the better part of the day searching.
>All you have to do is act like your normal, swaglordy self, and hope no one asks any questions.
>Now, where do you start?
>The best lead you've got so far is scruffy.
>Plus, in what game you've ever playes is the honeypot anywhere else than in the one place that ensures certain doom?
>Starting off the day with a positive train of thought, like you always do.
>You could search the other floors, but none of the girls seem to have appeared on any other than the 3rd floor.
>Which once again brings you to scruffys office
>Fucking shit
>mind as well wander the school while you think. Maybe something will pop up.
>...
>...
>Fuck! Nothing.
>the hallways are getting filled up with students and teachers, waiting for the first class to start.
>What class would you have normally? if you gave a fuck and would even bother to show up, that is.
>Math, i think.
>Maybe you should attend
>Pfft, no siree
>You laugh a little about it by yourself.
>???: "Anon! Where on earth have you been the last week?"
>What the-
>It's your homeroom teacher, Ms Catherine
"uh, around?"
>>25569539
>The clock is about to hit 08:00
>C: "I, and most importantly you, don't have time to fool around right now. You've got a test in Trigonometrical Phase Shifts. For your sake, i hope you've studied"
"Y-yeah, you know me.."
>She basically drags you by your collar to your classroom.
>God dammit.
>Looks like you'll have to sit through this.
>Funny how failing a test isn't your main concern any more.
>I mean, why would it be? You're about to 'jump ship' into another dimension with some sexy pastel colored horse girls.
>That thought at least brought a faint smile to your face.
>The teacher starts distributing pens and erasers.
>you notices the weird kid next to you staring, but you decide to ignore him.
>???: "You know the rules; no talking; no phones; only one student at the toilet a time. leave your tests on my desk on your way out. You may start"
>Just for fun, you look at the questions on the test sheet.
>kek
>Some of these symbols look familiar.
>Maybe Purple Smart could mine a few minutes of fun with this.
>Can't think of anyone other that would.
>Just because you've got to stay put for the next 3 hours, you mind as well copy the test and hand it to her later.
>..
>>25569554
>Well, that went fast. What now?
>You've got another 2 hour and 40 minutes to kill.
>Mind as well draw some dicks, then take a nap.
>Time goes painfully slow, but just when you think you've reached your fourties, the test draws to an end.
>The bell rings. Your classmates leaves their tests at the teachers desk and leaves. So do you.
>???: "You're leaving a blank sheet again, Anon?"
"Seems like it"
>She sighs
>???: "You'll never amount to anything, trust me on that"
"We'll see, miss. We'll see.."
>With that you leave the classroom
>Being the first human to perform transdimensional travel is not nothing. Not that you feel like you've got to prove yourself to an entiteled middle aged cunt, but still.
>As you leave the classroom, you can hear her again;
>???: "You too? I guess i'll see both of you selling hotdogs at fotball games from here on."
>???: "Well see, miss. We'll see.."
>>25569564
That'll be it for tonight, lads.
>>25569133
>yfw
>>25569554
How the hell do you create an entire test centered around just phase shifts?
>>25569564
"We'll see, miss. We'll see.."
>???: "Well see, miss. We'll see.."
this makes the reader uncomfortable. well done Jasse
>>25569215
he literally lives in Texas aka redneck capital.
I also had some cousins when i was 12 who had a crush on me. obviously i thought nothing of it, about 6 yrs ago i run into them again and theyre totally hot. whats really fucked up is that their my 2nd cousins so theyre like fair game apparently. parents gave no fucks i wanted to do them.tfw i also wanted to bone my first cousin at 15 but now she's a landwhale
also
Jasse
>>25569122
Sage
>>25569133
Dapper
??????
>>25571735
fuck i guess im not dub material then, that's fine, not like dubs matter anyway
>>25569122
looks like we're going mainstream again
Anyone pumped for the season finale?
>>25573295
I am very much pumped. But I have to work until 6:00. Such is my life
>>25573354
What do you work with?
By the way; what is our official stance on the Dazzlings?
>>25574665
oh, hey, it's the equal sign. Something tells me this finale is going to make me sweat when i get around to watching it.
I think we're all pretty much ok with the dazzlings. They were cool in Rainbow Rocks. I think our thread's poet anon even wrote a poem about them.
>>25576579
He did?
I demand he repost them!Sonata a qt
Damn, this thread from last week is still up? Wow, I am seriously impressed
>>25578349
you missed a lot, faggot
>>25578349
Where the fuck have you been?
This is not some Candyshop you can just walk in and out of however you want, you hear? We own you, you hear that?! We fucking own you!It's good to have you back.
What have you been up to m8?
>>25579803
Father, pls
>>25578638
I know, I really need to catch up
>>25579803
I've been really busy with school and just life in general.I will begin building a muthafucking propane foundry soon, followed by a ball peen hammer from scratch
>>25580353
are you sure you're allowed to possess a hammer? You're sure it wouldn't be considered a deadly weapon?
>>25580651
Shh... Don't tip the mounties off! They've already taken away my maple syrup and poutine privileges!Seriously though, I really don't think that a hammer would raise any suspicion, especially since I have no prior criminal record
>>25581008
>mfw
>>25580353
Sweet mang.
I think i've got some propane accessories you could use for that.You better forge some cool daggers and shit
>>25581410
Don't worry, I certainly will try to do that at some point.
Bump
>>25583815
Just saw the season finale. I recommend that you do too, because there are several things i want to bring up what are spoilers.Hint; sexy Rainbow Dash haircuts, and no proletariant revolution
>>25584431
Damn it, now I have to. I haven't seen any of the episodes this season other than the first, anything of importance that I need to know?
