SEASON FIVE CONTINUES TOMORROW AT 11:30 AM Eastern/8:30 AM Pacific/3:30 PM GMT/UTC! That's about 14 hours from now!
Episode 523: The Hooffields and McColts
Written by Joanna Lewis & Kristine Songco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgKs24zq8NM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3dug5f
Friendship is Magic #36 still storytimed here!
>>25470067
Fluttershy's come a long way from her meekest early days, but even on her first adventure out she was courageous enough to accompany Twilight into the Everfree Forest. Since then, she's fairly consistently proven to be a boon companion despite her misgivings. Having borne an element of harmony, she's not so unsuited to such trials as she professes.It's still going to be difficult to get her involved when adult dragons are in the picture.Even with the number of times she's drawn on the assistance of all her friends, Twilight still gravitates towards trying to fix situations herself first. Perhaps a holdover from her student testing mindset, or just an integral part of her personality. There's still room to grow as princess of friendship.
At least the pair of them are prepared for future phoenix pranks. Possibly.
>>25491909
Previous thread.
>>25496511
Can I have a tubby wub anon?
Moo~
Adagio foot and hair worship
>>25496524
"I am your pony waifu"
OOOOH
HOOOH
PONYWAIFU
Twilight
Bellyrub
Insistence.
>apple filly
>>25496547
OOOOOOOOOOO
PONY WAFFLE
>>25496533
Does... does it count if I post it in this thread?
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Episode 522: What About Discord?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5lYZG-osXw
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3cus4l
ANIMATIC PREVIEWS FOR EPISODES 524 (SONG) AND 525 (SEASON FINALE PT. 1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETMPVpJDHoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXz7qCiiWbs
Episode preview:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFBMxA8yS8A
Nov. 21: Episode 524 –The Mane Attraction
An old friend of Applejack's has become a huge pop star and Applejack fears that the singer's manager does not have her best interests at heart.
Nov. 28: Episode 525 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Starlight Glimmer returns to seek vengeance on Twilight and her friends and has acquired a spell that could change the past, present, and future of Equestria forever.
Nov. 28: Episode 526 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Princess Twilight's efforts to stop Starlight from altering the past continue, but she fears that they may be in vain.
>>25496557
Rarity is mine
>>25496533
Claiming Luna as mom.
>>25496533
66 minutes of pony left for what could be 5263200+ minutes of hiatus
Did you remember to rumble your Rumble today?
>>25496547
Did this man actually take his pants off.
Why wasn't he kicked out.
I mean, I know you can't actually see his dick through all the fat, but this is inappropriate.
>>25496572
Princess Luna is not your mom.She's my mom.
>>25496540Is she also buff?
I'm going to sleep with the yellow one.
>>25496587Brother?
Trixie is mine, fuckers
>>25496578
>there have been ~2300 minutes of cute ponies doing cute things so far if we don't count the intro and ending scenes
>>25496584
Looks like he's wearing leggings under his shorts. The most offensive thing about this is that he looks like he's in a cosplay contest and he didn't color his waist chub.
>>25496584
Honestly the most sad part of that image is the Tardis.
>>25496599
Go back to Calpain's bed Seth.
How do I overcome my pony touching addiction?
>>25496572
>>25496587
I feel like trying to out and out claim Luna as my waifu would only end poorly for me, but I'll woo the hell out of her.
We'll adopt the two of you once we're hitched.
>>25496610
>most sad part of that image is the Tardis.
Is it? Is it really?
It's not the overweight man who dyed himself blue, dyed his ponytial rainbow colors, wore a confetti rainbow tail and said he was cosplaying as this?
>>25496636
Daddy!
>>25496633
It's easier to overcome your penis touching addiction.
So good luck on that because I'm still having trouble with it.
>>25496633
Shock collar and everypony in town can activate it.
>>25496644
>here lies Anon
>he never scored
>>25496644
>Hey Twiligh-TZZZZZZZZZ
>Please stop.
>ZZZZZZZZZZ
>Twilight I wasn't going to touc-ZZZZZZZZZZ
>Okay this thing is going to run out of batteries eventually and then guess who I'm coming for first?
>>25496656
would cuddle
>>25496636
I want Luna to wrap her wings around my small colt self.
>>25496698
And she would do it too. She's clearly a cuddle slut becauseall ponies are cuddle sluts.
>>25496540
>you will never brush her hair
>She will never hum a hypnotic tune while you do
>until you're on the verge of cumming thanks to her weird siren magic
>>25496584
I can't even begin to comprehend what is going on in this image
http://gizmodo.com/an-ai-program-in-japan-just-passed-a-college-entrance-e-1742758286
http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20140613-rise-of-the-robot-bosses
>there are chances that your future employer would be a cute pony robot
>andshe'll be smarter than you
>>25496698
I always imagine the questions in these charts all happening immediately after each other. Like in the time span of 90 seconds they go from introduction to proposal.
I want to marry and do illicit things with this horse and fuck this cat.
>>25496713
>you will never touch her hair
>you will never touch it's soft curls
>you will never become enthralled by her hair as she compels you to love it
>all these sirens
>no hips.gif
For shame MLPG.
>>25496719
>college entrance exam
Japanese exams are extremely rote and standardized, of course a robot could eventually learn to pass them.
>robot bosses
Logistics isn't anything new for software.
>>25496719
Can't I become a cyborg?
>>25496747
Like this?
>>25496584
>>25496547
how does someone like this go out in public?
>>25496747
Hips are only half the package.
Would you say the last 2 episodes have been lackluster?
>>25496610
i think its the edgy nazi demon
>>25496799
Yeah but the rest is mostly hair.
>>25496813
fwoomp
You've become addicted to filly.
>>25496814
I have discovered I like blue things.
>>25496719>In 1910, a strike broke out at the Watertown Arsenal near Boston, when a manager with a stopwatch stood behind a worker, timing the craftsman’s performance.
I would be pissed about that too.
General purpose robots are still at least 30 years off. I can't fucking wait for fast food and warehouse jobs to go the way of machines though.
>People become wary of robots that "pretend to be human" or are in uncanny valley territory
>To compensate for this instead they make them look like cute anthromorphisized creatures
I could see it. The most likable robots in movies are usually only barely humanoid: two lenses for eyes and something resembling a face. Compare Wall-E or Johnny 5 to the robots from iRobot or the droids from Star Wars.
The less robots look like human the more they'll be accepted.
>>25496799
>traced pose
You can go to Equestria, butyou'll be legally obliged to show the ponies your old forum nicknames and posts.
I want topetthe little filly.
>>25496851
I've had the same handle for 13 years now
>>25496555
i am eating an apple RIGHT NOW
>>25496813
Hammerspace hoods
>>25496861
>tfw you will never keep a filly in your house, like a pet
>>25496600
what uis going on tin etrihis pictu4erw is twqierlty posisontfgingh luinaas wadffgertls
>>25496877
But once they grow out of their cute stage they're a real handfull.
>>25496882
what the hell happened here
The fillies are fighting with each other to be in your lap for the movie night.
>>25496891
Pony probably couldn't find her keyboard grips.
>>25496898
They can all be in my lap
But onlyone gets the dick
>>25496902
choice ass marker
I mistakenly touched a filly.
Do I have to cut off my hand now?
>>25496926
Don't tell them they have a choice ass. They'll get all uppity about it.
>>25496869
that sounds like the name of a hip-hop group
>>25496937
It's too late, your hand is probably already a hoof by now.
>>25496966
>Hip-hop Dazzlings
I'd listen to it.
I want to touch this filly's mane.
>>25496966
The dazzles could move onto hip-hop
>>25496989
Considering they can't sing for shit now, yeah. They could just auto tune the shit out of their voices and not do any live performances.
>>25496993
Great, that's what the girls love
>>25496999
I regret laughing.
>>25496999
WAKE UP SHEEPLE
>>25497003
get a job
>>25497025
>being this mean to a cute little birdpone like her
wow
w o w
>>25496999
I wish melting horses was a thing again
>>25497037
>bird horse
More like a flying rodent
>>25497004
>Dazzlings rapping about how rich they are, how big their dicks are and all the bitches they get
It's be pretty hot
Has anyone drawn the dazzlings dressed "urban"?
>>25496983
i am calling the police
>>25497037
sha na na na
>>25497048
I want to see Adagio with dreads
>>25496989
i would give a million dollerydoos to sniff that ass
>>25497066
is the resolution of this purposly shjitty?
othereweise uit uis prtettyy dfuiinnt copminbc
>>25497048
>Dazzlings rapping about... how big their dicks are
unf
Give the ponies dreadlocks
>>25497003
Peep a qt.
>>25497066
>eating fries at the counter
FIRED
>>25497074
Yes.
Would Aria Blaze's jeans be sagging so you can see her boxers?
How many backwards caps would they be wearing? Like seven?
They already have hoodies they could repurpose.
>Rarity is shocked someone cast a spell on her to give her dreads
>>25497066
what a champ
I hope she has a good day at work today
>>25497090
I agree
>>25497097
She paid for those anon
>Rarity loves her dreadlocks now
Pony wants out.
>>25497118
She gets a lot more attention from zebras now.
>>25497108
>>25497118
I can dig this
>>25497130
Pony got herself into that blanket burrito, she can get herself out.
>>25497135
Rarity loves Zebras, so this works out well.
>>25497148
>Ice Pack slips on the way in
>>25497138
Now she can she Flutterhigh with Treehugger and Fluttershy
>>25497139
*ehn*
*ehn*
>sigh
*ehn*
>soft wimpering
>>25497138
>>25497118
MEGAAAAAAAAAAAAAA UNFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Sillycorns
>>25497188
I FIND THIS IMAGE TO BE CUTE
PLS ADVISE
>>25497205
I advise you to keep scrunching at its cuteness
>>25497188
mooooo~
every time you say "someone" pony corrects you with "somepony"
>>25497250
Call pony racist.
It's that time again.
>>25497243
Well, she does need to get pregnant if she want to get milk.
https://41.media.tumblr.com/250eff183d077b01703c5fcc553eaab3/tumblr_ny5agnltKW1u4eti3o1_540.pngbigadventure
>>25497305
bird horses are allowed here.
>>25497158
>Nervous Rarity smoking with those two for the timeThat's kind of hot
>>25497305
She doesn't have any weird pigeon pony diseases does she?
>>25497305
Now you are just whoring with the next new thing. Fuck off.
>>25497243Woof
/
this place has ruined so many normal words for me
>>25497281
Time for apples?
>>25497305
Time for fries?Apple fries?
>>25497355
LOUDER!
>>25497305
hnnnnng
>>25497355
>cadets
OH MAN
>>25497368
What was the brony song from like 4 years ago that used that sound bite?
>>25497355
>huffing
>condition my mind
>>25497305
she's gonna need more fries than that
Be careful with the pony butts
>missed the last 3 episodes
>still haven't caught up but want to watch tomorrow's episode anyway
>check the episode list for the synopsis
>only 3 episodes left in the season
wow fuck
>>25497412
>Twilight now
Twilight is more grumpy or spike already have his first wet dream and twilight just try to prevent spike
>>25497426
Next week is the last week, anon. It's the finale/twoparter. Oh and the hiatus is one year.
>>25497445
LET HIM DOWN GENTLY ANON!
>>25497311
Why?
What does the sub even have to do with that?
plumpenthe pony
>>25497445
I am just going to ignore that second part
>>25497412
There's just something about pony butts that attracts people
>>25497464
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_xtFfiL1oc
>>25497391
I would huff her ponut.
>>25497473
they have the greatest of butts
>>25497473
can't blame em
>>25497481
Well, Sombra being female is canon now.
>>25497391
>femsombra
>>25497489
comic aren't canon
>>25497487
Even other ponies aren't immune
>Sweetie Belle will never secretly jerk you off in public with her magic
>>25497510
>secretly
>not proudly displaying how much you can cum to all her friends
>>25497510
sweetie is too innocent
>>25497519
Quick, which of the CMC do you aim for?
>>25497528
She's got her cutiemark now. She's probably to go through a rebellious teenager phase. For like a three days. She picked you to "bully".
>>25497388
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3-fUe5iis8
I'm completely okay with Twilight having wings and would hate for her to lose them for no reason permanently now, but I'm curious how she'd react to losing them for a while after having them for as long as she has now.
Would it just be a minor inconvenience for her? At most it couldn't be worse than when she lost her horn in RoH.
>>25497510
I'm telling her sister
>>25497543
If she lost her wings would she also lose all her gainz?
>>25497558
I'm just curious about the wings. I'm not sure if she'd notice the loss of strength unless she used it to move books instead of her magic for some reason.
>>25497543
>I've got to warn the others!
>Spike watches as Twilight leaps from the castle roof.
>Even worse that she forgot about the whole magic letter thing.
>>25497580
Pfft
I miss the 3d threads
>>25496524
>Not making the shitpost
>ponies losing appendages
I'm very uncomfortable
I sure hope pony handles time travel and changing the past better than heroes is.
>>25497594
That's a little too much D for me
>>25497539
Fuck, I don't think that's it but I can't find whatever I'm actually thinking of
All this looking is making me hella nostalgic though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbIGnY_DSIE
I haven't heard most of this shit for like 3 years
>>25497594
I'm a pretty big supporter of the third dimension
>>25497564
>stallion butt pies
my fav
>>25497618
As am I
>>25497608
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB6OtB_1xKo
I think I still have a few of these on my Rock Band.
>dat random Skyrim part in the middle
>>25497564
Embiggen the handsome males.
>>25497580
>Twilight screams as she's about to hit the ground
>Teleports moments before hitting the ground
>Reappears upside down in the air above the castle roof and falls upwards until gravity takes over and drops her like a sack of potatoes next to Spike
I don't think momentum is conserved when she teleports though. In the pilot she did it while charging and reappeared standing still.
When fighting Tirek I think she would teleport while being grabbed by him.
I think it's a neater concept though. Have we ever seen her teleport while moving and maintain her momentum?
>>25497649
Season 4 premier.
>>25497649
>>25497666
There's probably a few variations on the standard teleport spell.
The most basic might not have momentum cancelling and that was the one she did there without thinking about it, but there are also versions that do, or that account for air displacement or for bringing friends etc.
>>25497631
Cringing
Cringing hard
Can't finish
>>25497659
I'm waiting on the good times now.
>you people
>>25497742
What do you mean "you people"?
>>25497761
I want to have sex with someone in a ponk suit.
>>25497666
Okay good, so they -have- used that joke before. I'm just not as familiar with the newer seasons than I am with the first two. I've probably seen all of the first two seasons countless times but most of Season 3, 4 and 5 only once.
>>25497699
That makes a lot of sense to me. I'll go with that.
>>25497649
Also, wouldn't momentum continue pushing her down, even if she flipped mid-teleport?
Like, a person in zero gravity continues going the way they were even if they flip, right?
I always assumed it was the same for teleportation.
Then again, it's all fantasy at this point.
>>25497761
That person sold that suit to a furfag
>>25497791
>people who wear fursuits are furries
SO YOU SAYIN
HOL UP
SO YOU SAYIN
>>25497713
what am i supposed to be cringing at exactly
>>25497809
My furry friend once let me wear his Rarity suit to see what it was like. Was pretty fun desu
>>25497770
DOOLISS
>>25497742
>you ponies
>>25497785
I don't know how physics work. I just assumed that if she was able to be in one place then magically be in another whatever velocity she had would continue acting on her the same way. So if she moved transposed herself perfectly upside down it would continue moving her down, which is up now.
when some guy said he would rather drink horse piss straight from the horses dick rather than drink bud light i unironically ironically agreed with him.
Remember when people use to ship this and defend it vigorously?
Two cars in every garage and a pony in every bed. That is my promise to you.
>>25497945
I always read that as "coon"
Am I the only one who dosent like fluttershy
>>25497985
it's a really cute ship
>>25498027
change that to 2 ponys in garage and a car in the bed and you have my vote
>>25498051
What are you, gay?
>>25498075
>not sleeping with your vehicle every nice
>>25498095
I think you took the wrong off-ramp friendo
>>>/o/
What would drinking with ponies be like?
>>25498142
Adorable.
Anybody know how the ratings are going for MLP? Between a network change and seasonal drop-off? You know, all things considered
>>25498121
this is disgusting can someone change it to scat or something
>>25498157
Ratings are incidental to the toy sales. If you really want to know about the future of the franchise that's where you need to look.
>>25498153
What are the mane 6's drink of choice?
>>25498171
I assume ponies have never stopped being popular with little girls so I guess things are looking good
![drunk_fluttershy_colored_by_beornus-d63wnp0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Rfa15kZ.jpg "drunk_fluttershy_colored_by_beornus-d63wnp0[1].jpg")
>>25498142
I want to walk a drunk Fluttershy home
>>25498142
>drinking
nigga, they have magic potions and spells that can just give them all the happy/euphoric feeling of alcohol without the toxic effects.
Not to mention all the magic herbs available in the everfree.
Uhhh did I hear right that Gravity Falls is done?
>>25498190
but toxic effects are exciting.
>>25498190
pony weed must be so great
>>25498142
Drunken ponies would probably be fucking adorable.
>>25498190
If you're able to go to Equestria but the Equestria is that Equestria, would you go to that Equestria?
>>25498210
ponies taking a shit would be fucking adorable
>>25498210
I imagine they'de be knocking over lots of shit with their tails as they stumble around the house.
>>25498182
Rarity: Wine, white for feeling classy, red for going on dates
Twilight: Scotch
Rainbow Dash:LightBeer
Pinkie Pie: Hard lemonade
Applejack: Hard Apple Cider and moonshine in jugs with three X's on them
Fluttershy: Banana Daiquiries and other girly drinks but without the alcohol
Gilda: Vodka
Celestia: Bourbon
Luna: Ale
Cheerliee: Everclear
Derpy: http://hrwiki.org/cheapasstyles/suudsu.png
>>25498231
>suudsu
>tfw you actually drank that shitIt was her. It was always her.
>>25498225
I was going to call you out, but I'd be damned if I don't agree
>>25498231
Applejack: Hard Apple Cider and moonshine in jugs with three X's on them.
Bullshit, only the finest in cheap box wine for Applejack.
>>25498231
>Cheerliee: Everclear
Trying to drown her loneliness in the bottle?
>>25498231
>>25498243
Derpy's Derpventures in Moses Maloneland
>>25498231
>Light beer
Nah dude, she'd get something with some Blue Curacao in there
>>25498243
is there any pic of derpo in wedding panties? i would jack to it RIGHT NOW
>>25497922
I would drink Rarity's horse piss, but I don't think she would be into that.
tiny ponies
>>25498231
I'm not sure what suudsu is but it clearly has things in it and I don't like solids in my liquids.
>>25498280
Closest thing I got.
>>25498302
It's always super hot when a beautiful lady is into really depraved stuff.
>>25498121
Can I kiss that?
>>25498302
you should join my universe, in here rarity loves:
foodscat and piss fetish
weed
papajohns
league of legends
femdom pegging
using potion to grow a futa mega dick and thoroughly rape me
>>25498305
hot but not enough to get the job done, i will just go fap to the futa derpy tag in derpybooru,
thanks for trying
>>25498182
I could see Rarity liking a nice cocktail. Maybe a Manhattan or a Metropolitan.
>>25498231
These sound pretty accurate. I especially like your insight into Twilight drinking scotch. I might go with just whiskey in general but that might not be specific enough. I think she'd want something that can get her efficiently drunk that she could sample to find complexities in.
>>25498280
Sorry man, you're going to have to settle for Derpy after she's put on her honeymoon "big girl jammies"
>>25498331
You meanduta ferpyYou and I are niggas. There's something hot about a clumsy little gray horse needing help with her intimidatingly large horsecock.
>>25498344
You remember when sexually-forward Derpy was a thing? That was great.
>>25498331
https://static1.e621.net/data/ae/bc/aebc523ca75f2b6e4ed5e267a3a33c13.jpg
>>25498344
>derpy lingerie
unfo
>>25498327
>papajohns
>league of legends
Your universe was almost perfect.
>>25498362
badly drawn but i must still unf since its my fetish
>>25498327
What aboutpepsi?
DORPY
https://derpiboo.ru/916728
>>25498375
It's a Derpy Panties tag desert out there, anon
https://static1.e621.net/data/fb/c9/fbc90cdb1ebfc721393c1be4b99cd96e.jpg
>>25498379
RARITY PREFERS COKE IN MY UNIVERSE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
