>wake up in a large, dark and almost completely empty room
>wearing the same amount of clothes are you are right now
>in your left hand is the closest thing to you that is "blue"
>in your right hand is the closest thing to you that is "yellow"
>in front of you are a dozen deranged cannibal fillies
>you must use the two items in your hands to defend yourself
>the 11th or 20th picture in your folder is your reaction
On a scale of 1-Anal, how fucked are you?
A blue towel, and a yellow-handle hatchet.
I guess I'm fine?
>>25492990
Which folder, OP?
>>25492990
>holding my pillow in my left
>a LAN cable in my right
yeah fuck that, I'm running
A 14" crowbar
A tape measure
Pic related is my face
This happens a dozen times
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yH9k646okTg
I use the tape measure to hang one body from the ceiling
A bar and a wrapper
I might be able to hold them off a bit with the bar but the picture seems about right
A giant blue d-20 and a pull back sunday school bus.
With the power of jesus and maybe a few nat 20's on my rolls i may get out.
If they're cannibals I should be just fine
>>25493088
I think OP implies they are human cannibals
A blue window and a yellow push broom.
Good thing I'm not a pony.
A can of WD-40
I should be able to spray it in their faces and run; If only I had a lighter.
>>25492990
>Five Nights at Sweetie
>>25492990
A blue ballpen and a yellow ballpen.
Just dandy.
>>25492990
>A blue bag filled with random papers
>A yellow anti-static duster
>mfw
"Come here, little fillies! Uncle Anon is totally NOT going to torture you with tickling before finishing you off with one hard hit of his heavy bag."
>>25493279
My computer tower and a scuba diving regulator. Gonna choke a bitch
>>25492990
A blue version of The Jungle Book and a yellow-ish ostrich egg.
Um.
a can of pepsi and a bag of cheez its LETS FUCKING DO THIS
>>25492990
A five dollar bill, and a yellow sheet from my college. Hmm nah, I think I'm filly food.
>implying being eaten by adorable fillies isn't my fetish
>>25492990
>holding a towel
>and a lamp
bring it you little shits
>toy bike in my left hand
>trash bin in right hand
...
atleast my pic is accurate
>>25493731
>being eaten by adorable fillies is a fetish
>>25492990
>blue moon beer bottle
>lemon shandy beer bottle.
I feel like some gimmicky super hero.
>>25492990
>drink coaster
>Apple Bloom plush
I accept my fate
>>25492990
>wearing the same amount of clothes are you are right now
So, nothing. Got it.
>in your left hand is the closest thing to you that is "blue"
A ten gallon plastic tub.
>in your right hand is the closest thing to you that is "yellow"
A jug of detergent.
Fuck weapons. I'll hit a filly with another filly until they're all unconscious. After that...
Well, I AM already naked.
>>25493981
Yes... Goooooooooood Anon~
The top half of a pencil sharpener and a giant yellow chest. Ok i guess.
>>25493155
>Not 5 Nights at Rarity's
>Implying her Equinequinns, recently modified into model-mares for Twilight's Scienctific curiosity and Rarity's business needs dont become active at night
>And Twilight wants somepony/someone to watch over them to observe their behavior when they (think they) are alone
>is wearing blue pants and yellow shirt
>doesn't wear underwear
Let's do this
empty 5gal water jug, and a half-empty fountain pen.
I've heard the pen is mightier than the sword. Guess I have 5 seconds to prove that.
>Cupcakes, anypony?
>jeans
>ethernet cable
>mfw
Anal.And it's not going to be me receiving
>>25492990
In my right hand, a heavily modified Nerf Maverick loaded with thumbtack darts.
In my left, a Trixie plushie with a tiny cardboard jetpack strapped to her back.
Not only am I not fucked at all, but I think I want a picture of this fight.
11th pic in my "miscellaneous" pony folder seems about right.
>>25492990
>mug of beer as blue item
>beer opener as yellow item
At least I'll die drunk.
>>25494484
>getting drunk off one can of beer
You will die tipsy.
>>25494496
>implying being a lightweight is considered bad
I get drunk from maybe a few sips of whiskey so I save money for more whiskey!
>>25494496
Where did I said it was just one can?
>>25492990
>Three different hoodies
>felt lined jeans
>my phone is blue
>my heavy duty flashlight
>mfw
>>25492990
>Have paint pots on my desk
Well at least the pic is surprisingly related.
>>25492990
>Shitty Iphone 5c
>Phonebook
>Fuck
>Call for pizza
>While little shits are distracted eating pizza I sneak out
>I steal the weakest of the group
>Rape until stomach inflates with cum
>>25492990
A blue blanket and a yellow card.
>>25492990
>blanket
>bag of cough drops
I'm going to die.
>>25492990
A cup of water and a fucking starburst wrapper.
>>25492990
A (used-to-be) white cord of headphone and a full bottle of bleach. Time to bludgeon and strangle horses to death.
>>25492990
Blue scissor
Yellow legos
I think they just want the legos.
