>"Hey anon, you're a fagoot">Giggles>"Am I doing it right?"
>>25492214
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>25492214
>"Hey Nonny, check 'em!">Giggles>"Pointing your hoof in the air and shouting things... Nonny sure has a strange definition of "fun"!"
>>25492231
The Arabic version of this pasta is better.
Y-yes...who told you about my humiliation fetish AJ? Are you gonna...applebuck my balls now?
>>25492231
Top copy pasta.
>>25492214
It was that kind of child-like innocence that originally drew me into liking this show. It reminded me of my own childhood, where things didn't need to make sense, where being around your friends was entertainment enough. When you were friends with people just because they lived on the same block as you.
Please don't remind me...
>>25492259
Well I stole your ribbon!
>>25492245
>off by one
>>25492395
>not stealing her face.
You see, this is why you were fired
>>25492395
HHNNG