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Question: Why isn't there more love for stoner horse? She's cute, has a nice voice, is kind and easy-going, and has a great color scheme. On top of that, dem eyebrows.

Tree Hugger appreciation thread?
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I love Herb Horse, but I can understand why some people don't care for her. Some people just don't like hippies. I live in Portland, and this city rubs people the wrong way sometimes. You see the fifth white guy in a row with dreads, sandals, and a wife beater, going "Dude, you gotta check out this vegan, gluten-free tattoo shop." You see where I'm getting at?

By the way, the vegan tattoo shop, that's a thing .
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I like her because she looks smelly and I am aroused by the idea of smelly hippie mares.

She also has a chilled out vibe and seems like a cool pony to bro around with.
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>>25487617
This. It works well in horse form, but hippies irl are shit. Human hippie horse makes dong go tbqh tho
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>>25487617
I guess that makes sense. But free-loving, chill, hippie style with dreads and pot is my fetish

Also, vegan tattoo shop. That's… A wonder of humanity

>>25487660
Smelly hippy mares, as stated before, are indeed my fetish
I want to cuddle Tree Hugger. She seems like she'd enjoy the relaxing vibes.

>>25487680
That's some damn good art, son. I like it. And every hippie I've met IRL have been super lovely, polite, and nice people. But as they say, an experience is not a statistic.

There needs to be more tree horse green. Erotic tree horse green

captcha: trees
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>>25487528
IRL human stoner chicks and "bad girl" types generally are my fetish, so...

>>25487617
>I live in Portland, and this city rubs people the wrong way sometimes. You see the fifth white guy in a row with dreads, sandals, and a wife beater, going "Dude, you gotta check out this vegan, gluten-free tattoo shop."

I'd ask if you were joking, but he probably posted [pic related].
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Most people have bad run ins with hippies.
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Because she's a filthy liberal.
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>>25487707
>sjw roommates
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>>25487707
Dude, that posting actually looks pretty nice. Other than the GMO scaring, that honestly sounds like a really great place to live. I grew up with a shitload of siblings, all those 'high sustainability' and otherwise hippy practices are all the stuff my family did just out of necessity. Seems like a good place to be.

Also, yes. Hippies/stoner girls expand dong.

>>25487714
Huh. I've met some genuine vagrant homeless people, one with a wolf-dog hybrid who was totally chill. Cool dude, had a fun talk with him on the bus.

>>25487719
>>25487753
>can't handle dissenting opinions r(e^x)
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>>25487528
>the hair
>the cyuwty merk
>the whatever-the-fuck-you-call-that on top of her noggin
>her overall personality
I guess she just kinda bugs us, mang...
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>>25487528
Some people don't like hippies, or have had bad experiences with them.
Some think her personality's too generic, too.

Sher's still a total qt though.
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>>25487802
I don't know why I find them so attractive, but I can't help it.

Hippies and SJWs are people who are more afraid of gluten than of ISIS.
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>>25487825
A head scarf
I think
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>>25487825
bandana
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>>25488023
>>25487825
I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be a Kerchief.
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>>25488114
Can it be a babushka?
I want to see Treehugger wearing a babushka now.
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>>25487714
There was a thread on /r9k/ about how scary the hippies at rainbow fests are. I j-just lurk there when I'm banned. N-normans!
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>>25488130
I thought a babushka was an elderly Russian woman, or are you using that as a word for the head scarf?
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>>25488149
Treehugger
Babushka
Now
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>>25487825
you mean all those things which make her best pony

>>25487886
She is indeed. Total qt

>>25487918
Don't question, follow your boner. Go where it leads. Enjoy free loving pussy hopefully with a condom

>>25488023
>>25488057
>>25488114
>>25488130
Any one of those is fine, man

>>25488140
Scary in what way? I'm curious. /r9k/ is usually cancer, but it produces some gold sometimes

>>25488149
>>25488160
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/babushka
A triangle head covering
Or an elderly russian woman
both of you are right

any writefags want to jump in on this? I would, but my green is still shit
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>>25488437
Scary like they were really hostile to outsiders or people they just didn't like.
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>>25487528
I've seen hate specifically on how she somewhat resembles a hippie, maybe it comes from one or two persistent posters.
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>>25487528
I want to be Tree Hugger's spark bug.
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>>25488140
I just go to vent. Rather spill my shit there than here or /tg/
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>>25488574
But that's what I love about her
I hope she appears again; she'd be a great foil against a lot of characters. Her hippie vs Twi's rationality, her totally chill vibe vs Dash's competitive attitude. I can see it now.

Also, 200% disappointed with the total lack of R34 on her. There's like, 3 good images. E621 only has less than 100 images total of her. You'd think she'd get a shitload of porn, with the free lovin' vibe.
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>>25487707
Man, they seem like really nice people based off of their ad, and I really wouldn't mind living with people like that if they didn't feel the need to feel offended for people using "oppressive" words.

My mom always said I was a hippy, and honestly, I'd probably love living with hippies like this, especially since their focus on spiritual and emotional attunement really resonates with me. I just know that my staunch belief in personal freedoms and that every person deserves to be heard, no matter how offensive, would get in the way of living together harmoniously. It's a shame, since I can relate to a lot of their hobbies.

Anyway, I bet living with Stonerpone would be super cool. Definitely my first choice of roommate out of all the ponies. I'd love to learn about the exotic creatures of Equestria and see her work with them.
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>>25488578
>r9klight is kill
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>>25487528
I've been going to music festivals for the last few years and have come to know, love and despise people like her. More so the first two than the latter. So I loved treezy at first sight.
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>>25488437
>mfw I spend 20 minutes writing a Treehugger x Anon paragraph of green and then 4chan fucks me out of it with a posting error

I can do a little writing if anybody wants it, just let me know what you fags want
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>>25488635
You. I like you. Even if you are cishet scum and need to die.

>>25488670
Do it
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>>25488651
Did the author finish that story? I was in the middle of monitoring the threads when I dropped 4chan for uni for a few months.
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>>25488670
>not writing it in something else
Your fault

More seriously I would like one weed horse doing things while under the influence of wee.
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>>25488689
Gone, far as I know.
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>>25488707
>More seriously I would like one weed horse doing things while under the influence of wee
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>>25488700
>dat mane
>dem dubs
I came
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>>25488716
*weed
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>>25488689
Writefag is kill
Sadly, I fucking loved that story.
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>>25488635
Man, maybe not the people in the ad, but the hippies I've met have been so anti-censorship, they made 4chan look tame. It was important to them to do it in a reasonable, safe environment, where you could express it and debate your opinions reasonably, but it was still totally open. I enjoyed every talk I've had with the hippies I've met.

And yeah, Stonepone would be the best roommate.

>>25488665
I'm glad to hear the first 2 are mostly the important ones.

because I may or may not be getting a date with an incredibly hot hippie specimen next tuesday
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>>25488670
Please do continue. Do it in notepad or gedit or something first, though.

>>25488687
>>25488700
>>25488720
Good art. Seen it all, unfortunately.

>>25488707
I concur.
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>>25488732

does she smell nice?
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>>25488784
she doooooooo
She's also got that 'start of dreads'/messy/unkempt-but-sanitary look. Does drugs. Is surprisingly intelligent, just uninformed about a lot of stuff (smart, not knowledgeable). Wants to do the right thing to help the world (personal-choice style activism). Wants to travel the world, learning about new cultures and encountering new people. 500% my fetish.
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>>25488763
I love the hair. Something is deeply wrong with that face, though.

Also, writefag, where did you go?
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>tfw I saw she was played by Nicole Oliver
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>>25489238
Celestoner?
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>>25489238
Kek, seriously?
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appreciation thread no die
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She's shit for kuking Discord
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>>25489706
Hey, man, no hate. She wasn't aware she was doing anything, Discord just had some issues he needed to work out.
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>tfw spending a magical, all-natural, all-nude afternoon with your waifu and her friend
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>>25489737
Clothes are just, like, impediments to your natural aura. Let it hang free, man.
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>>25489751

I just hope she's not offended when my unimpeded aura crystallizes and grows erect with freedom.

I mean, I'll be polite about it, but it's going to be pretty obvious.
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>>25489797
>"Hey, it's totally natural, man. Just means you enjoy our shared presence. If you need relief, go right ahead, join your aura with mine, it's totally willing and available. Just let me know before you enter, so I can properly prepare for our shared love."
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>>25489815

Well that would just be super brotastic of her. How does she uh, prepare?
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>>25489849
>"Oh, man, I just love feeling the before and after entry. I want to be totally aware of that, it's my favorite bit. Totally a transcendent experience, hopefully for the both of us. Feeling good, anon?"
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Your waifu is fucking Smooze every day.
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>>25489876
So? Love is free, man. I hope Smooze and her have a great time in their togetherness.
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>>25488832
That sounds fucking awesome, Anon.

Godspeed on your dating ventures, friend.
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>>25489876

Are you saying that she's smoozed goods?
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>>25489890
I'm so hyped for whatever comes. Thank you, based anon. I'll post here if the thread is alive by the time I ask her out.
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>>25489909
Treepone is my waifu, but kek'd anyway
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>>25489935

Smooze is probably asexual anyway. The guy(?) just likes chilling to some far-out sonic vibes.
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>>25489947
Maybe; or maybe they had an orgy after the party
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>>25489947
He will still make her pregnant somehow.
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>>25489955
oh damn, I got double dubs.
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>>25489958
Aw, man, that'd really mess with her vibe.
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ok, horsefuckers, I'm going to sleep
Don't let this chill thread die while I'm in bed
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>>25489913
I'll be looking forward to it, friend.
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So I'm again stoned for this thread, any other horsefuckers getting some dank kush in their systems? Also, for those that do smoke, what are you guys like when stoned and how is it compared to your overall personality? I'm just usually laid back and sometimes I do get laughing fits, not much different from my overall sober persona though
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>>25490313
I make people uncomfortable when I'm high. Apparently I'm supposed to be some fucking laugh generating jovial jester. Fuck you.
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>>25490313
No dank kush for this horsefucker, unfortunately. :^(

Whenever I'm stoned, I'm usually a lot more quiet and introspective, which makes sense since I prefer to spend time alone and be introspective when I'm sober. I get the same way whenever I play or listen to music, except weed is more intense. My personality is the same, but I'm a little more emotionally invested in whatever is going on around me. I get laughing fits too, bro.
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My first real experience with was THC oil heated up and inhaled though a plastic bottle

Holy shit that was not a fun experience
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>>25490313
My whole personality does a complete 180, sometimes it fuckin scares me. I'm usually introverted and I don't say much most of the time, even have some social anxiety. Then once I get high, its all the opposite. I'm very talkative, I actually wanna see and meet people, love public speaking, and I can actually talk to girls without spilling my spaghetti
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>>25489815
>>25489875
I don't like hippies, or hippie horse for that matter, but this... this just want fair! My dong expanded and has gone to lengths no dong has ever expanded to before
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>>25490383
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>>25490313
I generally like to wait a month or two in between smoking, so when I do smoke my tolerance is really low. I will have a movie I really want to watch as well. If its good weed my perception and train of thought gets completely altered and I just get lost in the movie. Feeling the emotions the character would have felt and so on.

A good example is Guardians of the Galaxy. Didnt know shit about it, had a big cone and lay down in bed to watch it. That opening scene with Peter and his mom dying of cancer scared the shit out of me. It was so fucking real and I felt the shame and the horror as if it were my own. The rest was pretty fantastic as well one of my best movie experiences.

I do feel that when im high its my true self. I know thats a bad way to think but I have a much greater insight into things. I could talk for hours in eloquent fashion about whatever. I react to things in a more meaningful way than I do when im sober. Also this >>25490395
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>>25490313
I'm more silent when high, i just sit on my ass riding it out, giggling a lot.
When not high I'm more outgoing and talk-happy.
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>>25490553
I like to put time in between the times i get high too, usually get high once a season.
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>>25490553
>>25490581
>tfw if I smoke once I end up smoking every day
I wish I wasn't such a weak piece of shit, because the first couple times I really enjoy it and it would be a lot of fun if I could limit it to once every few months.
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>>25490647
I know that feel Anon. You make excuses to yourself, say this is the last time i'll save the rest. End up smoking more, feel pathetic because you cant stop.
If I get to that point I will just smoke all I got so there is no chance of slipping backward or prolonging the cycle.
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>>25490313
Fucking hate the smell of that shit.
Fucking hate/love hippie pone tho.
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I don't like her.
I don't care much about weed or drugs in general. People are free to do what they want, but I want no part of it.
So a character that is basically just a druggie doesn't really get much positive attention from me.
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>>25487528
>>cute
other than potentially being a lesbian love interest for fluttershy I'm not seeing it. I dont know what the hippie hair shit is called but having seen it in real life I can assure you all that its 100% awful.
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>>25491274
I agree that the hair style in real life is 100% awful.

However, I still think stonerpone is best pone.
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>>25487528
Because champions don't do drugs.
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>>25491366
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>>25491274

Dreadlocks.
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>>25491391
Maximus Kekus

>>25491274
I've seen it done well 3 or 4 times, but more often than not, it's pretty stank. It's possible to make it hygienic, but some people who like it don't much care for personal hygiene, sadly.

>>25490672
I love this work. It's very chill art for chillpone.

>>25490244
Well, I'll be seeing her today! Fingers crossed that we can have a fun time.
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>>25491467
>>25491471
gud art
cute pone
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>>25490313
I don't do it, but I've been mistaken for a stoner so much it's becoming a running joke to me. That and I've had the one weird occurance of someone calling me woolie as a joke.

I haven't really had anyone really push it on me or be obnoxious about it after I said no either. Stoners I've seen been pretty passive.
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>>25491467
looks like someone stuck a bunch of pink socks in her ass
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>>25491715
Same here! I'm actually pretty square; I'm pro legalization, but I don't do it myself. I got shit to do. But everyone is always surprised when they ask. Seems I give off the "bad boy" vibes, even as a straight-A college student?
Still have a raging hard on for hippies and stoners, though.

>>25491718
Kek

>>25490399
Follow that dong, dude. Let it free. Good vibes.
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>>25491825
>Still have a raging hard on for hippies and stoners
Oh no doubt. I didn't really care too much about them at first but greenpone opened my eyes. She's so damn cute.
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>>25489875
Want story
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>>25491878
Would do, but I'm in class, and then at work. Maybe tonight? My green is kinda shit, but I'd be willing to try it out for Stonerpone
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>>25491898
Same anon; anyone have any requests in particular?
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>>25491878

(It's not much but I dug up something I wrote for a satyr thread.)


Your first meeting was at Fluttershy's cottage as she introduced you to her friend. The first thing you noticed was this one had a bit more "earthy" scent to her than most ponies, except maybe Applejack after a full day of sweating on the farm. Still she seemed nice and not at all bothered by meeting a new species. "This is one of my human friends," said Fluttershy. "They are from a place very far away, but some are now living here in Ponyville. This is Tree Hugger. Tree Hugger, this is.."

"Fluttershy!" came a familiar voice from outside, the spirit of chaos himself. "I seem to have become entangled in your bird houses. Could you lend me a hoof?"

"Oh my goodness, how did that happen? Excuse me please. You two chat while I see if I can help."

You might have wondered how a being with his magic could get stuck in anything, except you were distracted by the way Tree Hugger was looking at you. Once Fluttershy was outside, she wasted no time. "I love encountering exotic new species. I've found the best way to exchange awareness is to come together as one. And I think I'm picking up passionate vibes from you." For a mellow pony she moved quickly. The 60s were before your time, but you still had heard of hippies and free love. Well, since she was offering, why not?

>I certainly don't mind, but Fluttershy will be back any minute.

A glance out the window told you otherwise. Fluttershy was pulling on one of the birdhouses trying to free Discord's claw while he explain he was trying to be helpful and feed them. She would be occupied for a time.

>I suppose we have time for a quick joining of nature.

Tree Hugger smiled. "Rightous."

Unknown to you and unnoticed by Fluttershy, Discord also smiled. In the old days he would have simply turned Tree Hugger into a beaver, but friendship didn't allow for that. But there were other ways to get her out of Fluttershy's life.
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>>25492020


Your next meeting was several months later at a pet adoption event held by Fluttershy. You couldn't help but notice Tree Hugger was larger around the middle than before. When you got an opportunity to catch her alone, you spoke.

>Hello. Nice to see you.

"Nice to meet you. I'm Tree Hugger."

>Uh, we met already. At Fluttershy's house. We... joined.

Awareness came to her eyes. "Oh yes. The human with the passionate vibes. Groovy."

Did they have mind altering drugs in Equestria, you wondered. Maybe all humans look alike to ponies. Or she might simply be a little unfocused. After a bit of small talk about the event and the music group performing, as tactfully as you could, you moved the subject around to her. "Yes, I'm going to have a foal. It so wonderous, adding to the flow of nature and the universe with the vibes of a new spirit." There was no way to subtly ask the next question, so you just did.

>Congratulations. Who's the father?

"No idea. I haven't been with any stallions lately. It's a mystery, but I'm sure it will work out harmonious in the end." Could this mare not put two and two together? Or maybe she didn't think ponies and humans could breed, but several other humans in town had sucessfully done it. You could have Twilight magically check, but somehow you knew it was yours. Maybe there was something to vibes. It wouldn't be right to ignore this. You would have to marry her. Not what you were expecting, but she wasn't bad. Perhaps get her to bathe a little more often. She would certainly be a loving mother. Maybe, just maybe the child wouldn't inherit those eyebrows.

>Tree Hugger, we need to talk. I think your foal is mine. We may be destined to be soul mates.

"Far out."
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>>25492030
God damn, I'm loving this. Pls keep posting.
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>>25487707
>Encapsulates client's placentas at the house
I know I'm late to this but holy shit.

>>25487528
I like her well enough but stoners are always 50/50. I have some really cool stoner/hippy friends that smoke a ton of pot and are into that 'peace and love' bullshit but aren't super invasive about it. I also know more than a few who are some of the most obnoxious people you'll ever meet when it comes to their lifestyle.

Also, dreads are fucking disgusting if you don't care for them properly, which most people don't. Seriously, nobody wants to see maggots in your hair for fuck's sake. Stop posting that shit on Facebook.

mfw pot growers are mad that weed is getting legalized in Canada so they'll have to pay taxes on it. What the fuck did they expect?Trudeau was really fucking straightforward with that part of his platform.
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>>25490647
I don't have this issue really, but that's because I stick to spacecake.
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>>25490521
Go away Soap
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>>25487528
Her and Fluttershy have the best voices.

Fluttershy's all soft and Tree Hugger puts you in that mood. Like you're in your very own comfy thread, a safe haven, a happy place.
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Woahh mann

It's like im totally a 2d cut out

Woahhh
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>>25493542
Better

Like woahhh
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>>25487528
She represents a womans right to choose, and I am adamantly opposed to that.
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>>25492020
>>25492030
Righteous. Is there any more of this most peaceable story?

>>25492203
Maggots? Jesus. Take care of your body, hippies.

>>25493404
This is exactly it
Butterbutt and Treehorse are both the comfiest ponies on the show. I love it.

>>25490244
Well, didn't get a chance to talk to her much, but we did talk a bit! Anyone have any first date ideas?

>>25493542
>>25493613
I feel like she would upload a sideways photo, just from being too high to notice it

>>25493685
kk m8
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>>25493685
This
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>>25489815
>>25489875
Free love hippies are the only ones that are worthwhile.
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>>25493613
Are you Jhonen Vasquez?
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>>25490383
I love how this image is still here.
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>>25493810
Being danked up on 420's does that to you

>>25493854
Sadly,no

Thanks for the complement though
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>>25490383
Nezumi is in my top 5 pone artists.
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>>25490313
Would if I could
Currently unemployed and can't afford it, which is fine because it'll make it easier to find a job and pass a drug test. You even have to pass a test to work at Whataburger and flip patties, which I feel is kind of ridiculous.
Can't wait until I get employed and smoke a fine bag of kush.
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>>25493961
Work stocking shelves if you don't mind lifting heavy things. It's a workout, but it pays something. Any given dollar store will snatch you up. Grocery stores, too. If you're in Uni, look for jobs for students; they should all be hiring around this time, for TA's, tutors, and whatever else. Don't give up on the grass, man.

>>25493895
>>25493931
I personally find it kind of gross, but whatever floats your boats, man.

>>25493838
Indeed they are. I'll try to write some green when I'm home, but it won't be THAT good. I'll do my best though.
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Pg 9 bump. Writing my green. Don't die on me.
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>This afternoon, you're meeting up with Fluttershy and her friend for tea
>You haven't met this friend before, but Flutterbutter had nothing but good things to say about her
>You were already prepped, and had set off for Flut's cottage
>Skip time
>You arrive
>The friend is already there
>Redlocks, tail and mane
>Bushy eyebrows
>Bushy pussy (wasn't even bothering to hide her hitched tail)
>Half-lidded eyes
>Gentle smile
>Green coat, a bit fluffier than Shy's prim and proper clean coat
>Bandana tied around her hair
>top
>unf
>You already liked this friend
"Oh! Anon is here! Tree Hugger, this is Anon!"
>You try unsucessfully to pull your brain back from the gutter and wave back as she gently sways her hoof at you
"Oh, Anon! Fluts mentioned you a few times, you seem like quite a transcendent dude."
>"O-oh! Hey, Tree Hugger, right?"
"Right on, man. It's totally righteous to meet you."
>You sit, grab your tea
>dong expanding, already straining against your jean's zipper
>Fluts and Tree get back to their previous conversation, oblivious to the sweat starting to form on your forehead
>dong brushes the underside of the table
>you shudder, table bumps a bit
>Fluttershy doesn't notice, but Tree looks at you
>She doesn't really look at you with her eyes, her whole head rotates
>She looks down at what's pressing against the table
>chill, happy expression doesn't change, but tail gently flicks

cont?
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>>25495163
You know damn well you should.
Didn't even read your post yet.
Why do you faggots always have to ask?
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>>25495173
Us writefags are engines
We burn attention to produce green
No attention, no green
Cycle of content
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>>25495173
>>25495163
>beads of sweat intensifying
"Anon, are you okay?" Fluttershy asks
>"What? Oh, right, yeah, I'm fine."
>now Tree's expression changes
>A bit more sly
>another tail flick, this one obvious
>u-unf
>She speaks up
"Anon isn't fine, man. His aura is all pent up. I can see something awakened his love chakra, and he's not letting it flow like he should."
>Fluttershy looks confused
>oh please flutterbutter, stay innocent
"Huh? What do you mean, Tree Hugger?"
"Flutters, Anon's bumping the table with the energy from his love chakra. It's disrupting the flow of the environment, he needs to let it free. Like this, man."
>she gets up, lifts a hoof, and pushes me away from the table
>I scoot my butt
>her head goes downwards
>her teeth grip my zipper
>unzips mah dick
>a nudge from her nose unbuttons the pants
>she grips the elastic of my underwear, and pulls it back
>tree has given dong space
>DONG IS FREE
"There yah go, man. Let yourself out, don't restrict your body. It's a gift to the world, that's why you exist in the present. I think that's how it goes."
>Fluttershy isn't preturbed at all, just smiles and nods
>"Uh... Well, I ain't contesting this, but... This is a little unusual."
"That's just because you haven't let your body free like this before. It's gonna feel weird, man, but that's the spice of life."
>hell, she's right
>you strip further
>off the shirt goes
>she nods in appreciation of your toned body
>the pants were a bit more difficult, but off they came too
>you were now completely buck naked
"Oh, man, totally righteous. I can feel the energy increasing from your body already. You must be newly overflowing with love, man."
>she's right
>dong is expanding harder
"Need some help with that?" She asks
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don't let this die
I'm still writing, but I have to go get a snack
Will be back soon
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DUDE
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This pleases my boner.
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>>25495512
WEED
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>>25495327
>"U-uuuh" you stutter like a fag
>no shit I want some help with that
"Oh, man, I get it. Sometimes the feeling can just be too much."
>she licks her lips, and bends over
>Yellowquiet is still totally unfazed
>please don't ruin that mind, flutter
>Tree Hugger wraps her lips oh so gently around the head
>her tongue flicks out, rubbing up and down the glans for just a moment
>a quick spurt of pre leaks out as you shudder in pleasure
>it's so damn hot, and so damn wet
>she pulls her head away, smiling at you with eyes half-lidded
>she turns around, hoof extending to her bag
>you get a faceful of fuzzy muff
>the carpet matches the drapes
>it's already dripping, clit winking slowly
>a sudden hunger rises in you
>you feel an overwhelming need to taste her lips
>you're gonna take the chance
>you lean forwards as she continues to dig through her bag
>and your face connects
>she looks back, eyes closing in bliss as you lick all the way up from clit to anus
"Oh, man, Anon, good vibes. I-" -she shudders- "Oh, I really love that. Keep going, man, I'm feeling the love."
>you come back down, tracing circles around the vulva
>very slowly and gently prompts the happiest response
>clit winking a bit faster now
>juices running down your face, leaving streaks of shiny, tangy liquid all over your cheeks
>she tastes amazing
>like fresh dew, the petrichor of fresh rain, the splash of a running brook
>you need more
>you grab her flanks, pulling her in hungrily
>your tongue works harder, but still slowly
>you push it down towards the clit, letting it wink into you every chance it can
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>>25495680
"Anon, my chakras are overflowing. Soon, my cup's gonna burst. Please don't stop!"
>you concur
>you start kneading her flesh with one hand, and reach down with your other to start playing with her crotchtits
>fluttershy meeps a bit, but you don't think about that right now
>you run your fingers gently down the tissue, eliciting a soft moan from Tree Hugger
>her flesh shivers, her clit winks, and you press your tongue harder against it
>she really loves that
>her ass starts pushing towards you just as much as you're pressing into it
>she's shuddering and shivering more and more
>you gently brush at her nipples
>she twitches in response
>her tail runs along your bare back, wagging with each wink back and forth
>it feels so damn good
>you run your tonge all along her lips, up, down, sideways, and in between the folds
>you briefly run under her hood, probing away at the hidden clit
>she squeals, the first time you've heard her emit such a harsh noise
"Please do that again, Ano--on!"
>you do
>suddenly, you're overwhelmed by the fluid
>you can feel it filling your mouth, spraying on your cheeks, all that sweet, sweet honeydew and petrichor
>the scent fills your nose
>the fluid sprays all over you
>you're soaked, so are her inner thighs and teats
>fluttershy emits a squeal at the same time
>doesn't matter, you feel amazing
"Righteous."
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>>25495762
There's more, just give me a bit to outline the continuation. Feeling good about the next part
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>>25495781
anyone reading this?
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>>25487528
Tree Hugger is one of my favorite new pones introduced this season. I think her episode is still one of my favorites. That was all the way back in fucking May. Crazy how long we've been on S5, even considering the hiatus.

>>25492203
>people still post the exact image I cropped of Treezy the day of the ep to start a thread speculating about what she smells like

Is this what it feels like to be a man who has changed the world?
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>>25495825
Yes.
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>>25495844
Nice, man. That's pretty cool. Must feel good to be a part of history like that.
Not even being sarcastic, that's pretty cool.
And it was in MAY?! Holy crap, that's right! S5 has been a forever season.

>>25495943
Ok, almost done the plan, next part should be up soon.
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>you pull away, panting and sated
>she looks back at you with a sultry look
>she has a bong
>and some weed
>hell
>yes
>you'd assumed ponies just didn't have drugs after you came here, but looks like you weren't looking in the right places
>you look at fluttershy
>she's panting, blushing, and her hoof has a string of liquid connected to 'something' underneath the table
>oh god that's hot
>tree hugger already has everything set up
>she lights up, takes a huff, and holds her breath for a bit
>she blows out, billows of smoke flowing out of her mouth, and passes it on
>you do the same
>I have never done weed I have no idea how to write this part
>you feel the buzz coming on
>you pass it on to fluttershy
>doesn't seem like it's her first rodeo
>you're high as balls already
>equestrian weed is strong as shit
>boner has never been this hard
>diamonds.png
>tree hugger looks exactly like she always does (maybe a bit more flushed)
>you conclude she isn't any more baked now than before
>either way, she saunters over to you
>hips swaying back and forth
>her muscular, smooth flanks flexing as she turns around, and starts sitting gently onto your lap
>you grip your throbbing dick, moaning just at that light touch, and guide it in
"Time to be one, Anon."
>it's rubbing against her lips
>iwtcith.png
>already, fluids are flowing down onto your balls
>feels so warm and heavenly
>hand is sticky from the marecum
>fluttershy begins moaning again
>it's time
>you line it up exactly, and pat Tree Hugger's rump
>she slides down easy, moaning louder than before
"Anon, I'm loving this unity already."
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>>25496068
>You're balls deep now
>The marecum runs all over your thighs, down onto the natural grass below
>she plants her hooves besides your hips, having slid all the way down
>she pushes up gently
>just a few inches
>she's so damn hot and wet, it's like a sauna/waterfall down there
"Lay down, anon. Just let me pleasure you like you did me."
>you're more than willing to oblige
>you lay down on the soft grass, staring up at the sky while untold heavenly feelings course through your body
>she's still moving so damn slow
>prolonging every iota of pleasure to its maximum length
>she reaches the end of your rod, the head clinging onto the last bit of warmth with all it has
>it very slowly starts to slide out
>just before it does, she descends again
>faster this time
>every inch she descends, your pleasure increases
>you can't help but moan
>at the edges of your vision, you see fluttershy stand up
>she crawls over to you, eyes bloodshot, hooves soaked
>you look into her eyes
>she looks into yours
>she leans down and plants a kiss on your lips

comment was too long, posting the next bit below
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>>25496307
>you push into it
>oh god, there goes any sense of innocence you still had about her
>even the lies you maintained after she hoofed herself are gone
>she is pure sex now, along with the mare riding you
>she pushes herself into the kiss, pushing your head back down onto the grass
>Tree Hugger bottoms out again, shuddering like crazy
>small squirts run all along your dick every time she winks
>she decides to turn around, witnessing the makeout between you and butterbutt
"Righteous. Glad to see you're joining in on the love, Fluts."
>she simply moans in response
>she's really into the monkey lips
>speaking of, your tongue is pushing at her lips
>you can feel a small resistance, before she opens her mouth wide
>the makeout begins in earnest
>your tongue runs all over her lips, soaking whatever felt remotely dry
>you feel Tree Hugger rotating herself, turning from reverse cowgirl to standard
>she leans down, tongue lapping beneath your chin, and running all the way to Flutter's throat
>she kisses up Shy's jaw from there until she reaches her ears
>she moans straight into it as she goes back up, faster again
>your sex begins to take a noticeable beat
>up slowly
>down a bit faster
>up again
>down
>fluttershy's lips planted firmly into yours
>your hands running through her hair
>Tree Hugger riding gently, teasing Fluts
>after what seems like an eternity, Tree Hugger reaches around and grips Fluttershy's ass
>she bottoms out, and uses the leverage to lift Fluttershy's rear end up
>she rotates her until her hind legs are planted on either side of your waist
>her face grows close to Flut's winking, twice-sated pussy
>Fluttershy shivers, losing cohesion on the kiss and pressing her face into the ground, breath panting in your ear
>pulling back up, Tree Hugger leans in closer and takes a small lick
>u-unf

I have dinner soon, jsyk. Will post when I'm off, but will return with more clop
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>>25496323
Maximum Dong Expansion.
Thank you. I look forward to more.
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Ok, back from dinner. Starting to write more, gimme some time.
Also, no pg 7
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>>25496880
>>25496323
>fluttershy is moaning like a whore into your ear
>you take this opportunity to play with her teats
>you reach down, stroking on the soft flesh
>you gently knead it, playfully rubbing on the hardened nipples
>she starts kissing your ear, licking hotly right next to it
>her legs are quivering
>Tree Hugger is going much faster now
>the pleasure is all over your body, like the slowness at the beginning allowed it to seep through to other places
>everywhere feels so damn good
>you're moaning too
>Fluttershy's marecum is spilling all over your belly
>she's squirted thrice already
>she cums easy
>Tree Hugger's juices mix with hers all over your skin, the slick, warm, wetness lubricating everything it touches
>Tree's cunt is so warm, so hot, and it's twitching with every slight movement up or down
>you feel like cumming right then and there, but you're not able to quite yet
>it hasn't built up enough
>even Tree is moaning now, lewdly but just as you'd expect from the stoner mare
>her moans are quiet and husky, but just as passionate as any other mare
>you begin bucking up as she comes down, which draws a few passionate gasps
>her legs are shaking now, her front hooves planted on Flut's ass shaking slowly, causing it to jiggle
>Fluttershy's ass is so damn thick
>unf
>Finally, after what seems like an eternity, you feel yourself begin to cum
>the pleasure begins from your fringes in, making you shiver all over
>"Oh... Oh god, Tree Hugger, Fluttershy. I'm cumming!"
>Fluttershy just whimpers in pleasure
>"Go right ahead, man. Cum inside, I need to feel your essence spilling inside me."
>that tips you off the edge
>your vision goes white
>your whole body shakes
>the pleasure is overwhelming; white hot, dripping with intensity, you can only thrust one final time, balls slapping against her dock

more inbound. over comment limit
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>>25497084
>you can feel every spurt of cum as it shoots upwards through your shaft
>twitch once, a rope shoots out into Tree's waiting womb
>Fluttershy holds your head close into her mane
>her musk is all you can smell
>their juices are all you can still feel on your body
>your world is pleasure
>twitch again, another rope spilling out of your head
>Tree Hugger pulls her head back
"Oh god, yeah, Anon. Just like that."
>Your toes curl up
>the hot, wet insides of Tree Hugger start contracting and twitching
>another spurt of her joices joins Fluttershy's, pooling around you in the grass
>twitch one final time, another great load thrown straight up
>the others are spilling out, white mixing with the marecum
>you feel the hot, slimy mix sliding down your balls, over your inner thighs
>everyone gasps for breath, finally sated
>you all collapse into a pile, dick still inside Tree's pussy
>Fluttershy to your left, Tree to your right
>as you soften up, it slides out naturally
"Right on, man. That was amazing."
>Fluttershy doesn't speak, just holds you tight and nuzzles you in the neck
>"Holy shit."
"You can say that again, Anon! Righteous bonding of souls. My chakras are totally feeling fulfilled now."
>you feel fluttershy nod, her legs still shuddering from the aftereffects of her fifth orgasm
>that was incredible
>you're gonna have to do that again sometime
>as if reading your mind, Tree Hugger speaks up
"We should do this again. Maybe every week, when I come down for tea. Anon, you have quite the energy flowing through you. I would appreciate it if you could share that more often with me."
>hell if you'll say no to that
>you didn't move for a while, just basked in the afterglow

fin
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>>25497096
And, that's all folks! If anyone wants, I'll make a pastebin. Haven't done that before, but I'll figure it out.

Hoping everyone enjoyed it! I'm done for tonight.
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>>25497105
Pastebin!
http://pastebin.com/XvC44Uff
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I'd date a tree hugger in real life...
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>>25497242
Fingers crossed I can get a date with ms hippie on Tuesday. Godspeed to you, friendo.
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>>25497265
fuck yes I will, stoner pone
is that even a question, goddamn
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no pg 7
I'm done for the night, but I'll write more green tomorrow if anyone wants
(I wrote the lewd up above)
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>>25487528
Because hippies are insufferable as are stoners. Hippie women are the worst, they don't shave, they don't take care of themselves. I dated one in my freshmen year of college and shed refuse to wear under arm deodorant because she thought it caused cancer. Drugs are fun but when it becomes part of your identity, kill yourself. Plus the hippie trope is so overused in media, it's fucking boring.
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>>25487528
I cant stand Treehugger's ego!
She's such a high horse
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She doesn't take good care of her mane/10
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>>25499032
CARLOS YOU NIGGER
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>>25499046
You don't take good care of your mane/10
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>>25487528
Why is she such a great pone? She's far out...
>None of us will never get to chill with her and toke up
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>>25499083
You gotta focus on some positive thinking, man. Maybe we won't, in this life; but what we have here still has so much to offer. Like, man, there's so much nature out there! It's so beautiful, and you can absorb it all with some positive vibes.

Cleanse your chakras, let your spirit flow. It's all chill, man.
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>>25487617
Stonerpone isint quite portland mensturate on an american flag crazy tho
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>>25499534
Yeah, she's more 'chill with weed, believes horoscopes' kind of crazy. Not 'fuck the world' crazy. At least, from what we've seen on the show.
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one last bump before sleepy times
g'night, thread
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>>25495844
>dumb horses
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>>25500333
dubdubtrips
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