>You are Foal Anon
>You are 11 years old.
>And you just discovered sex.
>You have a very strong sexual urge for some reason.
>You go to school with these urges.
>You then get a huge boner.
>Out of embarrassment you hide in the bushes.
>You don't know how else to deal with this aside from you were taught.
>Which is basically through the massive porn you watched.
>It stated if you have a boner you have to have sex with a mare.
>No mare is going to have sex with you.
>So you go with the next best thing.
>You look for the nearest filly.
>You had many options.
>But you found your best answer.
>You see Applebloom.
So /mlp/ how do you convince Applebloom to have sex with you?
>>25486712
like so
>>25486712
Rape.
>>25486712
See if she wants to get a sausage-hiding cutie mark?
>>25486758
Failure to account for accent. B-
>>25486712
>Not going after the better filly.
>>25486712
confess my undying love for her
>>25486825
Shit!
Wrong photo.
>>25486712
>Attract her to the bush.
>Pull her in.
>Explain to her what's about to happen.
>Ask her permission to do this.
>Possibly go to jail.
Just hide in the bush.
Possibly masturbate.
>>25486712
"H-hey Applebloom"
>The three girls look over at you as you approach
>You can feel beads of sweat fall down your face as you slowly approach
>Your eyes keep switching between glancing down, at Applebloom's flank, and at her face
>Scootaloo coughs
>"Oh, hiya Anon!"
>This is it
>She's practically in love with you now
>The others are backing away, Scootaloo is tugging on Applebloom's tail
>But you've got her in the bag
"W-would you like some help to get a cutie mark?"
>"Uhh, anon?"
>She turns around, waving that abomination of a mark in your face
>Her tail swishes to the side for a brief moment, and you almost hear your boner hardening to full mast underneath you
>The other two just chuckle
>"But we've already got our cutiemarks."
>Oh
>You probably weren't paying that much attention
>Her tail swishes at your face, causing you to back up
>"Yoo hoo, ya there, anon?"
"Y-yeah, sorry. Nevermind."
>She was alright but the cutie mark really turns you off
>You realize that life isn't worth living if it's just for fillies
>Especially ugly fillies with shitty cutie marks
>So you go home and cry because she rejected your advances.
>>25486712
Applebloom only loves well endowed gentlestallions.
>>25486712
Paint myself red and pretend to be her brother.
>>25487233
The cringe is so thick I could collect it and fashion it into a fleshlightdelicious
