>"You think you can defeat ME?"
>>25486236
yea
>>25486236
>mfw I had that as a profile pic on Pokemon Omega Ruby
>>25486236
>>25486236
Now she gets shit on for events of acw. Awesome thread.
>>25486258
Pretty much this.
>>25486236
>implying i havnt already
>implying this wasnt as the writer has foreseen
>implying you aren't in a shitty greentext
>implying im not the writefags favorite tool
>implying my power doesnt surpass your own
>implying i wont shoopdawhoop
>implying im not you
>implying youre not me
>implying we are not thee
>implying thee are not the evil one
>implying im the good guy
>implying im not discord in disguise
>implying this is a disguise
>anon removes his face to reveal his own face identical to the one before
>implying i wasnt ready for this
>implying i didnt ask for this
>implying im implying>implying this needs to be spoilered
>implying this isnt a shitpost
>>25486236
Of Course, a honourable and epic duel for the ages...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztPGThfD_GY
>>25486236Checkmate
>>25486236
lol noAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>25486236
"Yes"
>Marching up to the power armored mare you stop.
"With just one move."
>"Try it then, if you think you're so powerful."
>You lift your hand into the air, finger pointed!
"Behold the most powerful move of Mankind!"
>Celestia braces herself hooves digging into the ground with small furrows of shifting dirt.
Boop.
>Celestia goes flying backwards followed by a shockwave of force!
>Bouncing off the ground, plates of armor fly off as systems reach critical mass, the magical core rupturing to end in a cataclysmic explosion that turns the night into day for a brief moment.
>Stumbling from the fiery inferno Celestia collapses on her belly.
>Eyes opening at the sound of shifting gravel Celestia looks up to see you smiling down at her.
>"H-how?!"
>Anon smiles.
"You haven't even seen my finisher yet."
>"There's more?!"
>Be sunhorse
>Flinching you cover your head prepared for the worst.
>Instead spikes of pleasure drill into your brain soothing the scratches and bumps from the explosion.
>"Ooo-aahh~"
"Head scratchies to start..."
>Colt's talking but its...unf...hard to focus...
>WHAT IS THAT?!
>It's like tiny snakes burrowing into your fur to work out all the kinks!
>No moar...
>Buck off brain we need this...
>Hey he's talking again.
"Followed by belly rubs!"
>Is that what it's called? Wait why is he moving-oh you everything is happy!!!
>Be Anon.
>Huh who would have thought that wings were Celestia's weak spot.
>Though why they are throbbing you don't have a clue.
>Moving another feather into place and scratching in the feathers causes Celestia to arch her back.
>L-lewd.
>Today was a cuteness and tickling wins in the end kind of day.
>>25486236
No. I don't want to deal with your shit either today. Some girl told me I was tiny today, so fuck everything I want a holocaust on tall people.
>>25486236
oh come on you're a total light weight
OK.
>>25486236
At first I thought that was shit on her cape.
>>25486236
>"I KNOW I can defeat you! For I amLOS TIBURON!"
>>25486374
that boss and fight was shit
>le unsheathes katana teleports behind you traditional warrior samurai
>>25486756
"THE EMPEROR'S WILL!"
Just you and me
No one to get in our way
Ocelots are proud creatures, they preffer to hunt alone...
GOLDEN
VERONICA
>>25486258
Events of what, now?
>>25486236
Don't tempt me.
This may be of interest to the OP and fellow Celestia fags:
https://youtu.be/E8Oz1YqjB2I
>>25487111
A canterlot wedding, retard. Dyewts?
>>25486236
Honestly no, but the plot progression says you get beat one way or another. Read the script for once.
>>25486236
You're damn right I can! Because i have a secret technique to use against you!
>"And what is-"
>You turn and sprint as fast as you can!
>>25486236
Don't you remember my powers?
>>25488123
Shit, I forgot the pic
>>25488123
>>25488134
Eh, I knew it was gonna be a longshot.
>>25486236
yare yare...STAR PLATINUM
>"But I already have, my Lady"
Well, duh. I'm fucking drunk, I think I can defeat anything. I punched a wall just ten minutes ago because it was talking shit and I broke all the bones in my hand.
I will fuck you up, bitch, or vomit all over your shiny shoes. Just watch me!
I don't know. Can I?
>>25486236
I shall defeat you with myhot monkey dickandthese trips.
>>25486236
Guys Guys, I did a thing.
>Celestia sits upon her throne of light
>The room is made of platinum
>And twilight stands at your side. with a red painted boombox at her side.
>Celestia Smiles and says
>"You think you can defeat ME? You've come here with nothing but red colored underwear"
>Twilight looks to you
>"Are you sure this will work?"
"Trust me, I'm the professional."
"Just play be playing the music."
>"Okay..."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs
"OF COURSE I CAN BE TO DEFEATING YOU! I AM THE GREAT ANONSKY, GREAT BEAR WRESTLER FROM MOTHERLAND."
>Anon produces a bottle of vodka from his underware, downs half the bottle than dowses his body with the rest and tosses the bottle.
"WE ARE TO FIGHTING!"
>"INSOLENT WELP!"
>She flies from her throne and charges The Great Anonskey.
>But The Great Anonsky is to quick
>He steps to the side, and wrap his arm around her neck.
>"AHH!"
>He quickly twists his body and slam's her onto the floor with all the mighty body weight of an angry Russian man.
>"LET ME GO YOU SMELL LIKE PISS AND BEER!"
"NET! I AM THE SMELLING OF THE THE GLORIOUS MOTHERLAND!"
>She flails about and struggles to break free, but The Great Anonskey is to strong and maintain your grip.
>Twilight is watching, jaw wide open, and switches the Casset
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kr3qMORtM5M
>Sensing an opportunity Anonskey mount's her back. and straddles her.
>She begins to flail her more violently now.
>And she has began to buck at the air, but she is on her side so it does nothing.
>"WHAT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING GET OFF!"
>The Great Anonskey ignores her, and wraps his mighty legs around her torso, than with his free arm around her throat.
"THIS IS TO BEING!!!!THE MIGHTY GUILLOTINE OF SOVIET PRIDE, AHHHHHH"
>Anonskey begins to pull with his arms and legs in oppesite dircetions with all his might.
>"AHHH, IT HURTS STOP STOP I YIELD! I YIELD!"
"NET, NOT UNTIL YOU BE DECLARING ME KING!"
>"YOU KING?!?! OVER MY DEAD BODY."
"THIS IS TO BE ACCEPTING!"
>>25486993
pic of this greentext pls
>>25490673
>He pulls even tighter and feels tendons beginning to snap.
>"AHHHH!"
>He eases up and than maneuvers to her legs.
>The Great Anonskey than wraps his hands around one of her hind legs, and wraps his thighs around her head.
>She is loosing strength. Anonskey knows this.
>He Than performs a mighty arm bar on her leg.
>And pulls with all his strength in opposite directions. on her joints.
>"AHH, LOOK ANON, I'LL MAKE YOU A DUKE, A DUKE JUST STOP!"
"NET IS TO BEING KING OR NOTHING"
>"I ALWAYS HATED YOU!"
>Twighlight, begins to understandably get a little worried and chimes in.
>"Anon, I think we made our point, you can stop."
"NET, THIS AM TO BE PERSONAL! WE MUST BE DOWING THE BOURGEOSIE! FOR GLORIOUS PROLETARIAT!
>"THIS IS WHY PEOPLE THINK YOUR A FAGGOT! Anon!"
>But The Great Anonskey hears none of it, and instead tightens his armbar on Celestia.
>Twighlight is distressed and passing about the room.
>"Oh Celestia what have I done, I created a monster!"
>"FINE FINE YOU CAN BE KING, OH GOD JUST STOP!"
"fantastika!"
>Twighlight has curled into a ball on the floor now. Whispering to herself over and over.
>"Oh Celestia what have I done?"
>And thus the great Anonskey became lord of equestria
>Toppling the capitalistic scum and incorporating soviet society into equestria.
>He sat upon his throne made of iron and on one side, on a chain leash was celestia.
>On the other twilight his accountant.
"Life is to being the good!"
>He would rule for a thousand years before his liver failed. He Died like a true soviet.
>>25490687
I defiantly want to expand on this later, but for now I am satisfied. To my pastebin it goes!
>>25486236
>shots her
>she ded
