Why are ponies in heat so hot?
>>25484366
Because heat increases the average kinetic energy of the random microscopic motions of their constituent microscopic particles such as electrons, atoms, and molecules.
>>25484366
Unlike humans, the estrous cycle is literally the only time horses fuck each other.
I dare them to do an episode where all the mares are in heat
>>25484366
Well, keeping them out in sun is to be expected with them being hot. Put them in the shade once in a while.
>>25484366
>tfw Trixie heat story will never be completed...
it hurts...
>>25484366
because their butts smell good
>>25484366
Likely because it's literally their mating season.
>>25484366
That have an average body temperature of 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit. I wouldn't necessarily call that hot.
>>25484366
That's a dumb question.
>>25484473
Real life ponies do not equal MLP.
If the ponies were actually real horses the shit they eat would kill them a thousand times over.
I doubt they have estrus or whatever you call it.
>>25484398
>subatomic particles
>microscopic
>>25484634
pastebin?
>>25485448
Sadly not from me, maybe some Anon will remember the writefag and maybe remember if he even had a pastebin, better yet maybe the writer himself will see this thread and write another heat story.
>>25484366
Because back then, everybody rejected your request to get a date with them.
Which leads you to desire people coming to you instead. And the the only way you can acheieve that, is when people/ponies are in heat.
bump, someone must know where to find this story! >>25484634
>>25485650
>everyone is a desperate clod
It's hot to have sex with someone who's really horny and sensitive
>>25485650
you already said that in the last thread, mr shitposter
>not giving her the most satisfying heat of her live
>>25486635
>Her live
One job Anon...
>>25486097
What makes you think she'd come to you?
>>25486705
cause I'm sexxy bby
>>25486635
>>25486653
i will be making of the loves to you color horse!
>a-anon! im not into guys.
neither am i. we have that in the commons, perhaps you would like to be pleasured by real man?
>anon i said no, i told you im in heat because i want you to help me get a mare.
is what i said. real man
>mare anon!
yes.. man
>no! MARE! a girl!
im not of the understanding
>rainbow horse hits her face with her hoof
>look. im going to spell this out for you.
alright
>i want. to fuck. a mare.
yes as do i. perhaps we help each other?
>no anon im a lesbian!
...
>anon takes another drink of vodka
in a few drinks so will I. when we start the fuckings?
>>25485388
Estrous just means heat. Are you calling OP a liar?
>>25486816
are you eastern european by any chance
>>25486816
fucking beautiful
>>25484634
sad indeed
that story was goin to be pretty interesting
>>25486816
I love this type of green. Always makes me laugh.
>>25484366
>that pic
HURRRRRRRRRRRRRR DURRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>25487488
WHERE IS THE STORY
>>25485448
>>25486070
>>25487488
>>25488341
https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/24883400
>>25488618
based anon
bump
>>25489193
I want to bury my face against Rainbow Dash's quivering rump.
bumping the heat thread before bed
>>25489193
I must have full pic
>>25490564
https://derpibooru.org/314486
>>25486705
It's called a fantasy you retard.
>>25486816
we have a definite need for more Russian Anon's in Equisteria
>>25490753
This or Spetsnaz soldier who are not giving of fucks towards the sexual interactions between human and multi-coloured equines
>>25484398
>heat is the average
>random
>subatomic is microscopic
At least get it right
>>25490609
>>25489647
So do i :)
i'll draw if you have a request
>>25492108
Vinyl in heat
>>25492120
what do you want her to say, i don't have an image of her character in my head
>>25492129
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>25492131
Old stale meme is old.
You probably didn't even know that this copypasta is originated from /k/.
Stop spamming shit please nigger fgt.
>>25485650
This
>>25492108
Angry cherry berry in heat
>>25492150
How do you have the nerve to call me a faggot? It does show what kind of person you are if you act this way towards you fellow humans. It makes me sad too see that this it the status quo. If you think that this is an acceptable way to act towards people then there will be no hesitation on my part to call the authorities and make sure you are tracked down and that punishment is served. I am deeply sorry that you had too get involved with this, but you brought it upon yourself.
>>25492120
i drew it but i have no way to upload the picture from my phone atm
>>25492416
Out of curiosity, what authorities were you planning on calling? Who do you think is in charge or regulating disputes between two anonymous posters on 4chan?
>>25492439
Ha, jokes on you guys my dad is driving me to your houses right now. Equipped with my fedora and mu plushie, you feel my wrath. I said I would tell the police before, but I don't need them anymore. I am stronger then any of you will ever be, because I browse /fit/ ever single day, and have been working out everyday for minutes on end. I have lost 10 pounds in my 5 months on this website. If you say sorry and leave this place I will turn around and forget this ever happened
I hope you make the right choice
>>25492452
I'm not sure what you want me to apologize for. All I did was ask what authorities you were planning on calling. I was genuinely curious.
And I seriously doubt you would have any way of finding out the street address of two random people on the internet.
>>25492502
You're right, I have made a mistake. This apology comes from the bottom of my heart and I hope you can accept the fact that I understand what I did was wrong and saying the things I did only worsened the situation.Acting the way I did was unacceptable
I was fool, I was never going to call anyone, because I couldn't have. No one would have listened. Your address is still, and always will be, unknown to me. You are probably in a completely different country than me!
I should take more caution in the future and make sure that the words I fling around will not bring unwanted confusion or hate. Also note that none of the information about me in the previous piece of text directed at you was true.
Have a nice day/evening
this is some serious shitposting going on ITT
>>25492660
Which? The guy starting a fight, the guy who fell for it, or the guy who took both of them completely seriously?
>>25492120
you could have prevented this
>http://i.imgur.com/IgAPYxX.png
>>25492660
Maybe that's because you are not on our intellectual level. This is a serious debate, please leave if you don't plan to contribute
>>25492695
Damn that's good, got a version without the text? It wasn't me that suggested the navy seals copypasta
>>25484366
Anon is not a beast fucker
Ponies go into heat
Mares always rubbing up against him
He carries a spray bottle of cold water and squirts them
It works for awhile but some mares consider it a challenge and up their ante
Anon decides he should probably leave town until things cool down
Goes to the Griffin kingdom. all the Griffins are in heat like cats. lots griffins presenting to him and rubbing up on him
Leaves the Griffin kingdom and heads for the dimond dog kingdom. Unfortunately the dimonds dogs are also in heat
Anon is thinking about heading to the dragon lands
>>25492701
you made your decision, live with it
>>25492719
>Anon is thinking about heading to the dragon lands
the female large dragons are in heat as well and try to use Anon as a large, living dildo to satisfy their desires
luckily, Anon brought is snorkel
>>25492720
B-but the navy seals guy wasn't me (>>25492120)
>>25492720
>>25492856
this is glorious. im so glad i posted that maymay
toplel
>>25492856
here
http://squeanus.tumblr.com/post/133607098743/request-from-anon-vinyl-in-heat
>>25491884
MAXIMUM UNF
>>25492928
Thanks, you're the best!
>>25492797
Do reptiles even go into heat?
>>25492976
thanks m8, finally someone recognized
>>25492928
>rape
>>25492108
Flexhorse in heat.
>>25488618
God damnit I miss him please writefag if your are there please PLEASE finish the Trixie heat story
>>25494755
"...why are you wearing a costume, anyway? I've seen you attend official ceremonies naked all the time..."
>>25484366
>be Anon
>be babysitting the CMC
>their sisters (or sister figures) all trust you to take care of them
>they wouldn't even think that you would be abusive
>the CMC enter their first heat while babysitting them
wat do?
>>25495203
place them in the refrigerator
>>25495203
hope they don't get a whiff of Anon's boner
>>25495296
what does a boner smell like to a pone in heat?
>>25496477
Probably heaven
>>25496477
idk, but its probably enticing as fuck
I have a cat that goes into heat once in a while and if she's in heat while I'm fapping, she goes nuts
>tfw you will never gently stroke a pony's mane while she gets drunk on the smell of your balls
>>25489193
>yfw women don't have a prostate like a man does, so they can't receive anal pleasure as well, decreasing your chance of entering backdoor
>>25496710
They have the posterior fornix, though. Sometimes it's easier to stimulate it though anal rather than vaginal sex.
>>25495203
Pray to whatever deity will save me from the Three Mares of the Aponlypse, lest I suffer death from snu-snu fail.
>Apple Bloom tries to jump on your dick
>Misses and ruptures your spleen as all four hooves crush your abdomen
>Sweetie Belle tries to unzip your pants to get the D
>jams it in the zipper and accidentally pulls the zipper back up for good measure
>Scootaloo tries to fly up and show you her marebits
>ends up headbutting you through a second-story window
Poor Anon, stuck in the ICU and he can't even enjoy the sponge baths.
>>25496501
nice
I suck my cat's dick sometimes
>>25495203
>>25496820
>>25496820
>"Oh look, he's waking up!"
>"Helloooo, Anon!"
>"Ready for a sponge bath?"And then Anon discovered you can be accidentally circumcised with a sponge.
>>25496897
>>25495203
Permanent pelvic bone bruising.
heat bump
I-is anyone lurking?
>>25486097
>>everyone is a desperate clod
>clod
Peridot pls go
>>25501343
you seem pretty hot twi, want some ice?
Heat exhaustion is not a boner inducing matter
>>25501343
eeyup
Sex is better the more your partner wants it.
Things in heat presumably want it to an extreme degree.Plus, to me at least, there's the whole breeding aspect. I have a huge impregnation fetish and the idea of somebody begging for a foal turns me on like mad.
>>25505068
no shit holmes
>impregnation fetish
that's just healthy desire, what's with you
>>25505068
This.
>>25505068
Ohgod I thought I was the only one.
I have this friend that keeps saying she wants a baby, the things I dreamed doing to her.
>>25505068
>impregnation fetish
>fetish
What do you mean?
Everyone typically has a natural instinct to procreate, nothing wrong with that.
>>25506503
did you ever share your feelings?
>>25492317
So, Cherry Berry in heat?
>tfw no mile-high furious boning
>>25505182
I imagine its a lot worse than having a 'fetish' for starting a family.
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/299669/maternal-miscommunications
