Eazy-E in Equestria
What would happen?
>>25481972
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDmtJbBYtSQ
I'd much prefer Eazy-E in Cave Story
>>25481972
The aids would be there.
"Gimme this, gimme that, gimme this, gimme that,"
"Rarity, step back, and stop tryna jack"
>"But Mr. 'Dopeman' dopeman, can I get a 'hit' ?"
"No, ho, but you can get my duck sick."
>>25481972
Literally who?
>"My name is Twili-"
My name is Eazy, or just call me E
>goes silent
>"uh, Hi...Easy? My name is Tw-"
BUT IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER TO ME
CAUSE I'M THE SAME PERSON
>eazy goes silent again
>twilight speckle looks confused
>"Same person? same person as w-"
WHETHER SERIOUS OR REHEARSIN'
I JUST GOTTA KEEP CURSIN'
>>25482285
>Hello, my name is Twilight Sparkle, and I'm the princ-
BITCH! SHUT THE FUCK UP, GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE. Hey yo Dre, gimme a funky ass baseline.
>>25482285
>be E
>short for Eazy 'Motherfuckin' E
>trying to lay these mad rhymes
>Bitch ass horse keeps interrupting
>I've had enough of this shit
>turn around and walk straight outta this library
>"Wait! Easy! I still wanna be your friend"
BITCH! SHUT THE FUCK UP! imma go find me some puhssy
>>25482251
read file name, faggot
Apple family cider cause that's my brand
Take it in a bottle 40 quart or can
Drink it like a mad man yes I do
Buck the royal guard, and Celestia too
>>25482251
>he doesn't recognize the best NWA member
>>25482361
>best NWA member
>eazy-e
>not Dr Dre or Ice cube
disgusting
>>25482357
>Eazy-E wakes up in Equestria
>Realizes he has no way back
>Starts to fuck with ponies for no reason
>Break into houses
>steal chariots
>Mess with Celestia
>Celestia keeps him around because he's the only one who can do gangsta rap in Equestria
>Only writes raps about fucking with Celestia
>>25482361
>not ice cube
>>25482370
>dre
>ever
pic
>>25482395
>>Only writes raps about fucking with Celestia
A solid concept for an album honestly
>>25482370
>>25482484
>dre
>ice cube
>>25481972
Why would you want that aids having nigger to show up in Equestria. Fucking millennial scum, bet you only know like 2 NWA songs and they're fuck tha police and straight outta compton.
>>25482491
>not liking ice cube
>>25482500
woah there nigga, I love ice cube and dre. I just like eazy-e the best
>>25482498
I always found it funny that none of the GTA games ever included fuck the police. at least they included other songs like gangsta gangsta or appetite for destruction
>>25482361
Did you expect me to know who he is?
>>25482523
Most people 25 and older do
>>25482498
Not OP, but uh fuck you buddy you're probably the millennial here if you don't like NWA or Eazy E, stick to your wack miller and wacklemore
>>25481972
Apul would snipe with rifle, from 300 yards,chambered in .308. She'll be damned if a aids infested nigger is going to ever infect sweet Apple acres. or an Apple of any kind.
>>25482746
How would she know what a nigger looks like?
There are no niggers in Equestria
Bumpin fo some green
Eazy E in Equestria:
>That'll be 10 bits
Ice Cube in Equestria
>YO WHO DA FUCK PUT THIS WHITE LANKY CAVE DONKEY IN CHARGE, WHERE MY ZEBRA GODDESSES AT?
Dre in Equestria
>So....why they call you Big Mac?
still no green
>>25482776
>>25483036
Be the change you want to see, faggot.
>>25483050
but I can't write green
we need a professional
>>25481972
This guy looks like a busta to me.
>>25482855
Why do you think?
>>25482395
>inb4 Eazy-E becomes the Princess of Gangster Rap
Also, why don't we think about other rappers as well?
>Tyler the creator
Probably would be totally cool with it since he's already into cartoons.
>>25484869
reminds me of Mac Dre's 'Judge Dre Mathis' album cover.
>>25482522
That is true. I would like that a lot
>>25481972
He would die of AIDS
again.
>You're Eazy E and you're up to your nappy roots in pussy
>You're making wilt chamberlain seem like a prude with how much bitches you get
>"Cruisin down the street in my 64..."
>You can also only speak in lyrics from your songs
>"Eazy said it and it shall be done."
>'Morning Eazy baby, breakfast is ready' Says one of your many house ho's
>"Eazy come, Eazy go."
>About to squirt some ms butterworths over your bisquicks when it feels like your chairs been pulled from under you
>"EXPRESS YA SEEEEEEEEELLF!" you scream while falling through a dark void
>It's like that movie bout them white dudes who went to Oz and beat The Grim Reaper in Twister, shit was so cash
>"FOE THE LOVE OF MONAAAAAY" You bellow as you see a bright light approaching
>You hit the ground harder than when da man slam you to the pavement lookin for your dope
>"Ahh sheeeeit, man, the fuck happened yo?"
>Haha, I lied you're not bound to speak only in lyrics from your songs
>"...Yo, this don't look like Crenshaw."
