"Ok can I just talk to somebody? Can I just explain..?"
>"I'm not interested in your explanations, Anonymous! Sure, I bet you've got a million of them. Maybe your mother didn't love you enough, maybe the teacher didn't call on you in school when you had your little hand raised, maybe the pervert in the park had a present in his pants, huh? Well, I've got another theory Anonymous: you're a weed."
"No..."
>"Society is filled with them. They're choking the life out of the all pretty flowers"
"No, y-you c-can't..." *sobs*
>"You see something even remotely pretty and you have to choke the life out if it, don't you Anonymous?"
>Pretty flowers
>A good thing
>>25478226
Kramer in Equestria when?
Just doing my job, now where's your sister at? The life in her is pleading to be sucked out.
>>25478226
I don't understand. Did we start this thread in /trash/ or was this premise so disturbing to most nor/mlp/eople that it was reported and sent here by a mod, who is also a weed?
>>25478253
Pretty flowers that DON'T TALK are a good thing.Or ones that don't unleash their final form...or flowy. Fuck Flowy.
>>25478226
>Anon's mind finally snaps in Equestria
>He is fed up with it all and leaves
>Leave far into the woods of Everfree where he hatches a scheme
>A scheme to kill Rarity
>"But Anon, every one of the ponies are starting to treat you this way."
>Shut the fuck up brain.
>Rarity started this.
>It's only right that she just die.
>As for the rest?
>You'll show them.
>They will get to live, but you will show them what true fear is.
>And then they will wish they were more kind and invited you to parties more often
>>25478226
What's wrong with being a parasite. It is one of the most common and successful ecological niches. That's survival of the fittest after all.
Don't you know, mistletoe's a parasite as well, and everybody love it.
>>25478226
This is literally a word for word Seinfeld quote.
>>25478337
Or get the fuck away from ponies?
There are plenty of species to mingle with.
Dragons, goats, donkeys, griffions, cows,High School Students.
>>25478361
>High School Students
Anon's gonna have to break into Canterlot Castle for this one. And that's sounds ridiculouslyinteresting
>>25478385
>inb4 he ends up as a talking horse in Canterlot High
>>25478385
Remember how the mirror affected the ponies?
Would it work in reverse for Anon?
>>25478409
>This becomes true "Holy Shit! A Talking Horse!" moments then.
>>25478337
Not Important in Equestria when?
>>25478417
>>25478409
This
Anon would be a horse in the Canterlot High world.
>Anon jumps through the portal and lands on the other side.
>The other side of the portal...
>It's sunny
>Birds are singing
>The flowers are blooming.
>On days like these, people like Anon...
>should be fucking a horse.....
"YES! I'm fucking fre-"
>Anon feels different and looks at his body.
"DAFAQ? Where are my hands!?"
>Anon looks up finally when he hears a scream.
>Crowd of students in front of the statute. Including Sunset and her friends staring at Anon the pony.
"Dafaq you guys looking at? Never seen a talking horse before?"
> A light blue girl breathes in and screams >>25478424
>People chasing Anon, the talking green faggot horse!
>>25478477
....I should of said should be checking dubs....
Well I dun goofed.
>>25478477
The start of something amazing right here.
>>25478477
And undertale reference.
>>25478539
More pretty flowers?
>>25478509
Glad you liked the prompt.
If you're expecting an actual storythan you are going to have a bad time.
The prompt is free to use though. If ya are planning on making a story based on prompt, than do it.
Also...
>>25478611
There is an easter egg in that fight. Also spooked by it longer than I should of been...
>>25478477
Summoning a writefriend to do this prompt.Please? It sounds good.
>>25478226
in b4 the weed jokes
>>25478253
I'm freaking the fuck out.
Bump.
Green when?
>>25478477
I mean there are a lot of things that can happen.
>1. Dazzlings find a pone in the human world that can talk. Use him to find the portal and shit. But Anon would want something first.
>2. Sunset and friends try to befriend Anon the pony. Figure out what happen and try to get him human again.
>3. Or Anon the rapey horse.Ran out of ideas...
