The complete opposite of tsundere thread
Why make this you ask? Because why the fuck not!
>>25472197
This is why you shouldn't be nice to any pony but your waifu.
>"I met up with that mare that was flirting with you."
"Oh, really? How's she doing?"
>"She seemed tired. I told her she should sleep more. A lot more. Over and over."
"Aw, well that was very considerate of you, Fluttershy."
>"Now you can love me without distraction... Forever... heh..."
"Oh, Fluttershy! I'll always love you, silly!"
>You pinch her cheeks and ruffle her hair a little.
>She blushes in surprise as you pull her into a tight hug before she pulls you in close as well, reveling in the comfort and safety of your embrace.
"Now, how about that ice cream I promised you, sport?"
>"I've been looking forward to it all three hours twenty-six minutes and thirty-three seconds."
>She always had a way with keeping track of time, especially when it had anything to do with you.
>She yelps as you heave her up onto your shoulders and run off towards the ice cream stands.
>You always loved your little pony daughter, even if she was adopted.
>>25472323
This amuses me. Please, may i have more?
>>25472197
I challenge a writefag to do a Bon story cause I just gave the fuck up after having no idea for like an hour and a half. I feel defeated.
>>25472197
>>25472323
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HFWz4eKeHm
>>25472587
Holy shit. Not gonna lie, that gave me a bit of a chub.
Realistically, she would be more Dandere
>Tsundere - Rainbow
>Yandere - Pinkie, Rarity
>Kudere - Applejack, Twilight
>Dandere - Fluttershy
prove me wrong
>>25472587
>>25472837
What do these words mean?
>>25472837
>Kudere - Applejack, Twilight
not really
>>25472837
Apart from AJ and Twi, I would agree.
>>25472459
Sure, why not?
>>25472587
Oh, shit, this is awesome! Do you do any voice acting or are you using MorphVOX or something?
>You are Anonymous, Anon for short, and you are the adoptive father of this little ball of love and kindness they call Fluttershy.
>"Mmm... This is so yummy!" She said between slurps of her vanilla ice cream with chocolate and sprinkles. That was her favorite.
>"Thank you so much, Anon!"
>She smiled at you with that beautiful smile she always gave you whenever you were around. You didn't really even have to do anything for her. It seemed your presence was enough for her to light up the whole room with happiness. And, to be honest, you felt the same about her ever since you met her.
>Before you had arrived in Equestria, you had been in sort of a sorry state. No job, no prospects, just living in you parents basement after you dropped out of college, eating food and shitposting online.
>Your parents insisted they weren't disappointed in you, but you knew better. They would try making you feel better with jokes like "Get off your sorry ass," "Jesus, you smell," and "If you don't get a job, then get your ass out of house!"
>Playing along with that last joke, you actually pretended to pack your things and head out the door and leave.
>However, once you left and your parents slammed the door behind you (jokingly, of course,) you felt a sudden prick in your neck.
>That was the last thing you remember before waking up naked in a cottage with a cute yellow pony standing over you.
>Apparently this young, orphaned pony had been looking after you in her makeshift tree house ever since you appeared in the forest a week ago.
>Of course, being the gentleman you are, you told her not to worry, that you would take care of her.
>She seemed ecstatic, said something along the lines of "Now I'm yours, forever and ever..."
>What a loving daughter, you thought.
>And now here you are, a week later, eating ice cream with your favorite pony in the world.
>>25472587
I always get you two mixed up - are you Flutterchan or Fluttertied?
>>25473132
Shit, sorry about the greentext formatting.
>"Anon?"
>You snap out your thoughts and see Fluttershy staring at you, eyes wide with worry.
"Huh?"
>"Are you okay? Did something happen? Was that mare over there looking at you?!"
>She glares daggers at a mare across the street from you two,
"Of course not, my little Flutterball!"
>You grin playfully as you ruffle her hair a little and kiss her on the forehead.
"I was just thinking about all the fun times we've had since I took you in."
>She sighs with relief, leaning on you as you continue to scratch her head.
>"Good, because if she did, I would've made sure she'd never see again." Fluttershy growled.
"Oh, Flutter-buddy! She's got eyes! Even if she didn't wanna see she would!" You laugh.
>She giggles along with you, burying herself further in your side as you scratch her neck.
>"Well I'd find a way, just for you, Anon." She coos, grinning enjoying the love you are giving her.
"I'm sure, seeing as I'm your new dad and all!"
>Fluttershy's grin disappears as she shoots up and scans the room.
>You do not know what she is looking for, but seems to relax after a few seconds and finished her ice cream.
>Maybe she thought she sensed people close to you guys?
>She told you before the first time you exited her cottage she was very anxious of other ponies.
>"Uh, Anon... Could you not say that in public?"
>Oh, right!
>She had also told you not to mention she was your adopted daughter to anyone because ponies would look down on her for having a big green monkey as her adoptive father.
>Which was weird, since the ponies around here did not seem xenophobic at all.
>In fact, they were all very welcoming and excited to meet you, especially the pink one, who made you feel a bit uncomfortable with all her disappearing and reappearing in seemingly impossible places, like the cake she had gave you three seconds before.
>In any case, you decided to trust the young yellow pony.
>After all, she has lived here much longer than you.
>>25473292
Pls this is nice
>>25473132
>>25473292
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17pQg7dkkTU
>>25473319
I want to but I've been up since yesterday and I can't focus enough to write well. I promise to continue this later today if the thread is still up but for now I gotta take a nap.
i love this thread
>>25473516
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s17pQg7dkkTU
more?
>>25473516
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s17pQg7dkkTU
These are great, by the way. Hopefully you're still around when I continue the story.
>>25473253
I think it's Flutterchan.
bump cause want vocaroo
>>25472197
Haven't seen one of these in a long while. Now I got something else to watch besides the Slave Pony Auction.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7a97IWY1RY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVExfGK-y9I
>>25473038
Tsundere: Always acting negative around their love interest. They tend to act like they don't love them when deep down they really do.
Yandere: Someone who is really sweet and caring on the outside, however they actually have mental issues. They tend to get tremendously clingy and even stalk their love interest. Their true personalities are more of a psychotic lover that will kill to spend time with who they love.
Kuudere: Someone who tends to be cool-headed and neutral about love, but doesn't show an interest at first. Over time they slowly open up to the one they love.
Dandere: Simply put, theses people are mostly anti-social and shy until the right person comes along. Afterward, they tend to be more social when being around the one they love.
>>25474004
Reminds me of that Stalker Octavia green, wasn't that a short lived general? Obsessed/Stalker ponies?
>>25474426
yeah?
boop
>>25473916
>this kills the computer screen
Hopefully writefag cones back and give vocaroofag more stuff to read
waiting for writefag
>>25473292
>You get up from the booth you and Fluttershy were sitting in and stretch your arms up to the ceiling.
>It had been really weird walking around without clothes when you first arrived in Equestria, but Flutterbutter insisted that you did not need to wear them since not many other ponies did.
>Now you wonder why everyone back on Earth wore clothes in the first place.
>Walking around bare, feeling the wind on your whole self.
>It was freeing.
>"Where are we going now, Anon?"
>Fluttershy scooted herself off the booth and leaned on your back, satisfied and lethargic from her meal.
"I was thinking about getting us a couple nice, relaxing massages at the spa. It's been a long day."
>You could feel Fluttershy's frown as she buried her face in your back.
>"Actually, Anon... I was thinking we could maybe go home and cuddle." She said, her speech muffled by your body.
>She must be really tired.
>"Alright, my sleepy little pony, you!"
>You quickly turn around scoop her into you arms, nuzzling her nose with your own.
>She giggles playfully as you show your affection towards her.
"I'm gonna have to leave after I tuck you in, though-"
>Fluttershy's giggles cease instantly as she stares straight into your eyes.
>"Wh-what? But why? Are you seeing someone?!"
"Of course I am, silly!"
>"B-but why? Am I not good enough?!"
"Hey, hey! Settle down! You'll always be my little Flutterbutter!"
>You kiss her on the cheek and she seems to settle down a little bit.
"I won't be gone long. I just have to head down to Lyra's for some anthropological examination."
>Fluttershy's eyes narrow and her eyebrows scrunch up as her gaze trails off elsewhere.
>"So it's Lyra, huh?" She mumbles.
"Yeah, that's her!"
>Fluttershy gaze quickly returns to you, looking worried rather than absent.
>"How long will you be gone?"
"Shouldn't take longer than an hour. She said it'd be quick."
>Fluttershy's smile creeps slowly back onto her face.
>"I'll be waiting..."
"Of course you will, little buddy!"
>>25473916
God damn
the feels...
>>25474036
Oh dear. I seem to be thefourthone.
>>25474004
That's just terrifying.I can't even imagine one yandere after someone, but two? At least it isn't half the town.
>>25474039
Yes it was.
>>25480422
BAMP
>>25478326
>You are Fluttershy.
>You have been waiting for one hour, yet there is still no sign of your beloved Anon.
>He must be fucking that slut, Lyra Heartstrings.
>You knew she was trouble from the start.
>You look around your house for things to solve the problem containing Anon.
>You grin as you eye the hemp rope holding up the birdhouse in your cottage.
>You are Anon.
>And Lyra is taking up all of your time with useless questions.
>"Do humans feel?"
>"Do humans pee?"
>"Do humans go through estrus?"
>"What's your sign?"
>You were getting bored, honestly.
>And you were worried about your little Flutterball of sunshine.
>"Do you have any sort of love interes-"
"Lyra."
>She stops and stares as though called to attention.
>"Yes?"
"While I want to help you with your... anthropology research, I really need to get back home."
>She tilts her head inquisitively.
>"Why?"
>You sigh.
>"Because I have someone to take care of."
>She twitches a little.
>"You mean you've already met someone?" She says, accusative.
>You chuckle.
"Well, of course I have! I met plenty of ponies in Ponyville!"
>Her inquisitive gaze turns into a hateful glare.
>"So you're that kind of pony, huh?
>You shake your head.
"I'm not any kind of pony, I-"
>Lyra spins around and buck you in the ribs.
"Oof!"
>You fall to the ground, groaning in pain.
>You're pretty sure she broke a few bones.
"Ow... hey, Lyra! That was pretty-"
>She stomps on your chest.
>"SHUT UP!"
>You cough out phlegm and spit before you silence yourself in front of your turquoise aggressor.
>"You humans. I read all about your types. You're all supposed to be monogamous like us ponies, but some of you..." Those last words come out like bile.
>"Some of you fuck whoever you want, whenever you please. Some of you are rapists, who take whatever they want."
>You cock you head to the side.
"Wh-what are you talking about, Lyra? I wasn't-"
>She hits you in the face with a lamp using her magic.
>"You know exactly what I'm implying, cheater!"
>>25481744
>You feel your vision fading in an out.
>Lyra packed quite the punch.
>Much more than you'd expect from a three-foot tall pony.
>"I've seen people like you before... big green monkeys, but usually they wear suits."
What was she talking about? Had other humans been here before?
>"We've all seen you. All us ponies. I read so much about your purity, about your truthfulness to others. Yet, whenever one of you passes through, you just turn out to be a manwhore!"
>Is this what this was? Some sort of sexual competition?
>You snort at the idea.
>You should be able to explain all this away.
"Alright, Lyra, alright. See, I'm not like the other human-"
>She hits you in the face once again.
>"You don't think I've heard that before?!"
>Uh-oh.
>"I know how your kind think. I know your kind loves to lie, loves to subvert others ways of thinking to your whim."
>She turns away from you and rummages through her storage chest behind her.
>Weird, you didn't notice that earlier.
>"Well I'm through with you humans! I'm through with my social studies of you... you hedonists! It's time I really start studying you!"
>She finds an object in her chest and pulls it out.
>"Ah-ha!"
>It's a saw.
>You suddenly realize that you are in a dangerous situation.
>You try to get up, but apparently that rib injury was a bit more harmful that you thought.
"Argh!"
>She turns back to you, grinning manically, raising her saw in the air with her magic.
>"Trying to escape, huh? Well there's no need, my little human! I already made sure you couldn't move when I bucked you right at the center of your sternum and clavicle!"
>Holy shit.
>She really had seen humans before you.
>You try to roll away, but she pins you down with her magic and grabs the saw with her mouth instead.
>"Now you'll know how the numerous ponies your kind has hurt-"
>Her speech is cut off by the breaking of a window.
>And, promptly, a brick to the back your sky blue assailant's head.
>Her eyes go blank as she falls on to your body.
>>25481771
Shit this was not what I expected.more?
>>25481771
Oh thank god.
Looks like Ponyville has a swat team.
>>25481771
woah, nigga
shits going down
>>25481771
>Being overpowered by a unicorn with out her using magic
well he's fucked later
>"Oh anon, either you rut me into a steamy hot pile of carnal desire or I cut your throat! A simple choice wouldn't you say?"
>>25481771
Page 9.
How will Flutteryan handle seeing Anon on the floor with a naked mare lying on top of him?
>>25483663
Needless to say Lyra is fucking deaded obviously.
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>>25484063
lyra best pony
fuck fluttershy
>>25485253
>Lyra better than Flutteryandere
U wot m8?
>>25485286
That is one of the cutest things I've ever seen, and I held a penguin one time.
>>25485286
But it seems that Lyra is a yandere as well.
This will turn in that japanese VN.
'Onna no ko' or some shit like that
i was expecting only one yandere pony, im not sure if two is good or bad.
Don't let this thread die yet!!
>>25485928
every pone is yandere.
It's an unwritten rule amongst male ponies to only interact with one female.
When Anon comes and starts talking to them all, it starts chaos and unending bloodshed.
>>25487018
See that wall-eyed pone? Yandere. Scootaloo? Yandere. The spa ponies? Both Yandere. Luna? Yandere as fuck, why do you think she turned into Nightmare Moon?
Best case scenario, Anon is fucked.
still waiting for writterfag
dont die thread
Please don't die or else Yandere Flutters will kill us.
>>25473916
I'm scared. Someone hold me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gteCpHs2SYg
Bump
>Yandere Thread
Now this I can get behind
I need a yandere in my life, constant fear in a relationship makes me diamonds.
Requesting any and all pony yandere pastebin links.
Please and thank you.
bump. where is the vocaroo girl?
Any good yandere Pinkie material out there?
>>25491689
Source?
>>25491524
>girl
Flutterchan is a dude.
>>25473516
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s17pQg7dkkTU
Oh shit.
I have to reformat how "Anon" sounds in my head.
For me it always was Ánon, not Anón.
Though it makes sens as Anonymous is pronounced Anónimus.
>>25491887
... I guess there is such a thing as 'accidentally gay'.
>>25478326
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wLEGHhzkv5
>>25491887
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AMWd5kTJrB
Bump
>>25492099
I wanna fuck you dead Flutterchan.
>>25472197
Wouldn't the opposite of a tsundere be a deretsun?
Instead of being cold and dismissive outwardly while holding a deep tender love secretly for you within, she'd be overtly loving and warm while secretly feeling cold and uncaring towards you?
>.......holy shit I hope that's not what Pinkie Pie really is.
the writtefag is still alive?
>>25492099
Thank god.
Your voice acting is beautiful.
>>25492099
So, she is a girl. Can we start going nuts now?
>>25493015
What are we supposed to say?
This shit:>>25492343?
I don't want to risk scaring her off.
>>25493304
She's a big girl. If you can't handle someone on 4chan saying they want to fuck your corpse, then what the fuck are you even doing here?
>>25493498
I know I know.
That's why I said "risk".
>>25472587
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RAwRemkjpZ
I did a thing because I'm an autist..
>>25493843
Nice voice.
I tried.
But I sound like a devolved australopitecus.
Now we need a Lyra.
>>25473516
>>25473292
>>25473132
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sblJsZfYJw
I did another one.
>>25494111
yall should start doing way more, before i lose my damn boner
>>25478326
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aRUAzVJEUd
and another. I'm not sure how long I can keep this up.
>>25493843
im not sure if we are still waiting for the writtefag or some vocaroo.
in any case, bump
>>25495760
We fucking are.
Long live the writefag and Flutterchan.
I'm glad that I have something besides pony prison to watch now.
we are still waiting
Bump for the flutterrape
Writefag needs to return.
bump for flutterchan
>>25473132
>She seemed ecstatic, said something along the lines of "Now I'm yours, forever and ever..."
>What a loving daughter, you thought.
Rather a wife.
>>25473292
>She had also told you not to mention she was your adopted daughter to anyone because ponies would look down on her for having a big green monkey as her adoptive father.
Rather a husband.
>>25478326
>It had been really weird walking around without clothes when you first arrived in Equestria, but Flutterbutter insisted that you did not need to wear them since not many other ponies did.
I am... impressed.
>"So it's Lyra, huh?" She mumbles.
Rather a dead body.
>>25481744
>He must be fucking that slut, Lyra Heartstrings.
Kek.
>Her inquisitive gaze turns into a hateful glare.
>"So you're that kind of pony, huh?
Rather an another love monster.
>"You humans. I read all about your types. You're all supposed to be monogamous like us ponies, but some of you..." Those last words come out like bile.
>"Some of you fuck whoever you want, whenever you please. Some of you are rapists, who take whatever they want."
Why do I feel a boner?
>>25481771
I love your Lyra.
Please, continue, please.
b
>>25472587
>half eshrekt dong
FLUTTERCHAN FFS COME BACK WE'RE HORNY AND BORED
>>25503601
Ponut Joe should draw more pone. I mean, I like his humans too. But pone a best
>>25504542
Who the fuck is fluttertied?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cFIsZDxJ0q
Would you a slave Fluttershy?
>>25504928
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0x0430W6NL7Yes.
>>25504928
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0x0430W6NL7
thats kinda hot. im staying.
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So, let's say Anon gets leper one day and, literally, began to fall apart, would there be still ponies who are yandere for him? Or would they weasel out and leave their limbless 'love' die alone?
>>25507532
>"It was YOUR fault for taking that path in the forest!"
"Come ON, how could I have KNOWN it would turn out like this!"
>"Anon. Poison joke it's a magical plant, and magical poisons can only be removed by the user's own soft magic. You'd have known that had you read the books I recommended y-"
"RECOMMEND, RECOMMEND. YOU DIDN'T TOLD ME...you didn't told me it could be such a grave matter if I did not read them!"
>"I DIDN'T KNOW IT OKAY? I...didn't know it...neither."
>Both you and Twilight stay in silence for a while.
>You anxiously peel off some arm dead skin.
>"Goodbye"
>Goodbye she said, the sound being deafened by her shield.
>She won't even hug you.
>As you don't answer back, she trots off
>Leaving the Everfree Forest
"Some friendship uh?"
><It was way more than friendship for her>
>The voice sounds in your head.
><And you didn't make it worth it Anon...>
You turn around, squinting
You spot nothing
><The Anon I knew would've made sure all ends meet>
"Who are you?"
><Who are you?>
><You let her kill me for nothing>
>...
"Cherry..."
>...
"So it was Twilight"
>...
"I'm going to kill her."
>You begin heading back
>Suddenly you're looking at the ground from above the clouds
>Suspended
><You're not Anon>
>You feel Cherries arms around your waist
>You can't see her
>She scratches your dead skin
>You watch as the pieces fall not fighting back
>You slowly feel yourself break apart with every piece she rips from you.
>She never drops you
>You just watch your skin being taken by the wild winds.
>You feel at peace
>Afer a long while you find yourself no longer in her arms but floating free
>A soul with no body flows with its will.
><Who are you?>
>The sudden voice manages to leave a taint of unhappiness in your core.
>>25508017
Will Anon go full Helter Skelter and son of Sam on Twilight's ass or is he dead because of leper?Now, I kinda want to write an story of Leper going a crusade for revenge now.
Life preserve bump
Pinkie yandere anyone?
page 9
>>25511669
Yep, that's where this shit thread will be when you try to bump it again :^)
keep the fuck bumping for flutterchan
Bump for anon to notice Fluttershy
bamp
