>>25468660
What happened to your eyes? Did you have a stroke? Are you okay?

>>25468660
Go home Applejack. You've clearly had too much cider

>>25468660
k thx

>>25468660
AJ, you got your saliva all over it. you can keep it.

>>25468660
Can I wipe the spit off on your mane?

>>25468660
Damn it, Applejack, you need to stop breaking into the pantry. Next thing you'll do would probably be hiding apples all over the house.[/spoile

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>>25468660
>Ohhh~Nice, Thanks

>>25469535
>>25469538
>not licking the saliva off and savoring it along with the juices from the apple as you bite into it
Faggots.

>>25469561
Sorry, I only swap body fluids with important pones.

>>25469573
>implying you wouldn't take whatever you were lucky enough to get

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>>25468660

>be Rarity
>unicorns are used to moving everything through magic
>sometimes you forget that your earth pony "friends" have to resort to barbaric, prehistoric methods of item transportation
>one of the reasons Spike always helps you out at Carousel Boutique is that AJ tried once, and ruined your most expensive fabric by drooling all over it
>doorbell rings
>it's Applejack with an apple in her mouth
>"i bring u appel" the earth pony says in a muffled voice
>dear Celestia, not AGAIN

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I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE
AND I BRING YOU FIRE