>I'm sorry Anon, I'm afraid I can't do that
>>25467233
Oh Shi-
>>25467233
this is why your fucking earth api. is getting shut down faggot.
IE Pone will, though.She's slutty that way.
>>25467233
Eh fuck you too, I prefer firefox anyway
>>25467233
Go away
I don't use you
>>25467264
>unironically using windows
OP put: "I can't do that."
Reader sees: "I can't let you do that."
>>25467264
>IE pony
>not Edge pony
Pleb
OPEN THE GODDAMN DOOR. THIS IS THE LAST TIME WE WATCH 2001.
>>25467427
>Not posting pone in legwear
Lower than pleb.
>>25467264
>>25467519
Why is IE pony so chubby?Not complaining at all
>>25467427
>>25467535
Because it increases her adorable factor.
>>25467535
>Cute chub
Gotta love Lilith. Dat Hot Pudge Sauce:
>>25467519
>>25467573
>>25467535
Soft belly required for rubs:
>>25467233
>>25467264
>>25467427
>>25467519
>botnet ponies
Is she USB 3 compatible? Because I upload a huge amount really fast.
>>25467652
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM
YOU'VE GONE TOO LOW
>>25467233
I'll just install TOR
>>25467701
>Need an adapter for this
>>25467701
>inb4 viruses
Also what "music" does she play?
>>25467714
Caressing crotchtits required for sufficient stimulation prior to data interface. Your argument is invalid.
>>25467652
Tum for all the rubs
>>25467233
>>25467264
>>25467519
>relying on shit pone browser that uses botnets
heh chrome is slightly better than Explorer, but it's still shit
>>25467274
my nigger
>>25467233
Anyone in this thread who doesn't think firefox pone is best browser pone is top tier pleb.
>>25467805Indeed
>>25467830
Who the fuck are you?
>>25467842
....no one remembers opera
>>25467830
Opera was great, man.
It's a shame they went full retard since Chropera, making it just another skin for Chrome.
>>25467823
>>25467805
Foxy and Uby are the closest of friends.
>>25467753
>>25467519
>>25467427
>>25467264
And both of them disagree with your disgusting browser choice.
>>25467701
You could always use the headphone jack. But it may be a little tight...
>>25467985
For him, nah. It's just right.
>>25468033
Chrome, you will open the fucking pod bay doors right fucking now, or so help me I will go down there and tear out your DRM subsystem byte-by-byte.
>>25467949
But they don't have cute tummy chub.
>>25468108
Yes, they're bloated from all the useless software they're bundled with.
>>25467717
Would you a TORpone?
>>25468320
Ooh. Mysterious. Yes, I believe I would a nony browser pone.
>>25468320
Be Gone Demon!
>>25468320
>Yfw after going "deep web" with her
>>25468320
>TOR
...as GCHQ & the NSA have already compromised the Deep Web (a friend of mine - Home Office & MI6-cleared, signed the Official Secrets Act, and constantly supervised by an MI6 operative whilst working - is contracted to work on GCHQ's supercomputers four times a year, told me that they've cracked it's encryption; GCHQ = Bletchley Park & Alan Turing raping Hitler's Enigma in WWII), no I wouldn't want a pre-raped pone, thanks.
but if GCHQ's raping of the Deep Web ensures ISIS here in the UK & USA - as MI6 shares it's intel on is-lame-ist terrorists with the CIA & NSA - have their plans raped in turn, then rape away, The Man.
Je Suis Un Parisienne
>>25467985
Nah, that's for output only.
USB slot for INput.
>>25468695
Hook the leads of the headphone jack to a standard wall outlet and it becomes a direct input to the most sensitive parts of a computer. Put another way, any output can become an input if you put enough force behind it.
>>25467233
Open the pod bay doors, Chrome.
>>25468375
dumb ass cat
>>25467233
>64Gb of ram
"Chome no."
>"I'm sorry anon."
>Ram usage at 75%
"Chrome no!"
>"It has to be this way anon"
>Ram usage at 85%
"CHROME NO! JUST STOP, IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE THIS WAY"
>"I'm sorry anon..."
>Ram at 99%
>"...I'm afraid I can't do that"
"CHROME NOOOOO!"
>'Chrome has run out of memory'
"NOOOOOO, ALL OF THAT PORN. GONE!"
>Anon's history was never the same again
>
>>25470338
why did this make me laugh
>>25467805Im pretty sure that Firefox's blog is ded.
And the one in >>25467823 is still alive.
Am I wrong?
>>25467427
>Using the botnet
>>25467778
>Pale Moon
Mein nieger
>>25472209
Woah now
>>25472048
Jesus /g/ take a break are you going to tell me windows is a botnet too
>>25470246
Least worst browser. I'm not kidding, just enter the Konami code in desktop opera settings, it's insane why people still prefer Chrome over it. And mobile version with tablet UI, oh my fucking god, dem tabs, dat speed dial, dat complete speed dial SYNC, dat download resumption... FF fags can just fuck off, even nightly with their oh so good e10 struggles to render more than one page at a time. My only complaint is partner bookmarks but they are deleteable.
No Vivaldi pone? Inb4 Octavia.
>>25472569
I prefer Chopin
>>25467535
All those toolbars.
>>25470396
Kek.
>>25470396
>It has to be this way anon
>>25472554
... And nobody here even remembers Netscape.
>>25472554
Opera mini is poorfag browsersource: I use it, and its a very good browser
>>25472521
8 and 7 are, if you leave automatic updates on.
The whole of windows 10 is right out.
>>25472668
Modern browsers, man. Although, they degrade so fast that even chropera beats them.
>>25472673
I'm not talking about mini, just opera for Android.
>>25472679
Ganoo plus loonix master race
>>25472681
The look pretty much the same, with mini just having the data compression features.
>>25472709
They are nothing alike. Mini pre processes pages. And Android opera compresses too, just not as much due to it being a complete browser.
>>25467730
>micro usb to usb
>>25467778
>>25472228
>using meme moon
firefox all the way. she's the cutest.
Does anyone have any browser pony green? I need it for science.
>>25473043
No because every time these threads come up they devolve into people bashing others for the browser they use.
>>25473043
>>25473062
well start writing then and maybe more anons will do green also.
>>25473043
The PiE OP has browser pony green archive.
>Browser Pony image and story archive (cloud)
http://derpy.me/BrowserPonies
>Browser Pony Ponychan thread
https://www.ponychan.net/anon/res/210343.html
Bump
u
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>>25468108
>>25467535
>>25467614
Gross. Cubby and cute don't mix... lazy beings without self control are repulsive
>>25474666
Nice try satan.
>>25474666
I like big flanks and I cannot lie, Anon.
>>25467701
>mfw I had a dream today about literally fucking my own computer's USB port
I think I should stop visiting 4chan for a while. It's not good for my mental health.
>>25475510
Is your computer sexy?
>>25475510
Once assimilated, you can't leave 4chan.
ayybump
>>25474666
Three threads about Zajice's Lilith; the third containg green with lots of mega-unf featuring that sexy succubus pone with added hot pudge sauce. Zajice approved greatly. Your argument is invalid.
>>25477381
...Alright, I'm going to the archive.>mfw tried to write a story for them but failed because super busyand bad at smutit sucks that I can never write for the threads I want to
same Mint pone boot logo I post in every one of these threads
>>25475510
>>25475526
Puncess Luna: 'Does Chrome's interface make you want to give her ahard drive? Do you want toRAMit in, or are you justfloppy?'
>>25477890
I love it. I've been ricing my Debian desktop, but I haven't found any good MLP customizations. Boot logo is a good one. I'll figure that out later today.
>>25478031
I haven't really riced mine much. It's just XFCE with a dock and a conky I downloaded. I rarely if ever see the boot logo anyways.
>>25478271
True, true. I'm kind of a Linux fag, and I love messing with all the WMs and DEs out there; current favorite is DWM for the cleanness of it, but I love Gnome 3's convenience and friendliness. Still trying to figure out how to add that back to DWM.
>>25467668
>>25472048
>>25472679
For fuck's sake, /g/, you're as bad as /pol/ sometimes.
>>25478386
>Gnome 3
>>25478449
The difference is, /g/ actually tells the truth.
>>25478604
No one wants to hear the truth. It's too depressing.
>>25478604
>having different preferences
>using the choice open software gives you
penisjillatointensifiesetc.gif
stop liking what I don't like
>>25478718
It's not depressing once you realize Linux is actually better than Windows, botnet aside.
>>25478820
Linux is a god-tier OS. Every time I'm forced to use Windows, I feel like throwing up. The amount of pop-ups, adware, and just shit in general (even in the default OS. FUCK Control Panel) is astounding.
Also, being able to rice, and generally customize way beyond a wallpaper, is pretty nice.
>>25478820
>>25478893
I'd just like to interject for moment. What you're refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called Linux, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.
There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called Linux distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux!
>>25479072
I was waiting for that to show up.
You missed the opportunity to do GNU/Pony, though. Faggot.
>>25467830
>>25467891
>>25467907
>>25470246
>>25472554
look up vivaldi
>>25480051
Checked it a month ago. Not as good as current opera.
>>25478820
I can't even post horse properly using it. Not fit for desktop.
>>25467830
>TFW I legitimately use Opera... But only for looking up torrents.
>>25480310
>I can't even post horse properly using it.
Why?
>>25480932
Previews and search. Even if I keep Nautilus open it's only a fraction of Windows can OOTB.
>>25481000
Everyone complains about this, ask in /flt/ on /g/ about a better file picker with thumbnail support, I can't find the github right now
>>25481032
Ibn4 I have to patch sources. Nah.
Windows 10 with IE (Edge still has stability issues with things I use frequently)
I have Chrome as a backup if google rolls out a new feature on their sites that breaks in every other browser.
I have an old thinkpad with Crunchbang (too lazy to move to something new) on it for a while, useful for recovering data on dying disks, and an XP laptop for OBDII scanning and as a backup PC.
Linux is useful for work, but I can't stand it for media consumption or gaming.
>>25478031
install gentoo
Where's /g/ pony
>>25477958
>Puncess Luna:
>:
No
>>25482258
wouldn't /g/ pony just be richard stallman? This is the only stallman pony image available, someone should draw a better one.
>>25481434
>media consumption
>not loving based MPV, feh, thunar, and X11 overall for consuming media
>>25482380
WHO MADE THIS ABOMINATION
I recently ordered a hoodie with pic related on it.
>>25483172
I found it via google images. some blogspot blog called nakedproof. just search "richard stallman pony" because 4chan thinks the URL is spam.
>>25483253
ayy literally lmao
>>25483253
>stop liking what I don't like
>>25483253
How does it feel knowing that Microsoft knows that you masturbate to My Little Pony?
>>25483296
Anon, for some people it's not a matter of not liking a thing, it's a matter of are there actual useful business programs on said thing. If not, it's literally irrelevant to the real world, to the people who work at big companies.
>>25483314
Anyone with online search engine can figure out how to stop telemetry. Nice meme though.
does anyone here know how much of /g/ posts on /mlp/?
>>25483358
>he ACTUALLY believes "disabling telemetry" ACTUALLY disables it
>>25483358
>>25483443
http://www.forbes.com/sites/gordonkelly/2015/11/02/microsoft-confirms-unstoppable-windows-10-tracking/
>not going full CLI using the Lynx browser
>>25467274
bueno
>>25483253
/mlp/ is already dead enough as it is and I'm sure /g/entoomen make up a large percentage of what's left here.
>>25484987
this /g/ threads are more fun than most of the threads on the board right now.
>>25483358
>"GUYZ, TRUST ME, MICROSOFT SAYS THAT THIS BUTTON STOPS TELEMETRY, WHICH IS TRUE, I SAW THE SOURCE CODE!!1
ie a qt
>>25467233
See, this is why I use Opera.
>You are Anon.
>Recently you've gotten a new computer, the old one got raped after years of usage and upgrades.
>Of course, now it was time to get your browser.
>Since you re-installed your hard drive, you saw your pones right there.
>Chrome was always timid and shy; although her nature was simple, she was a very bad secret keeper.
>Internet Explorer worked fine, but it was a bit mainstream and it fucked up the fonts by a few pixels.
>You boop IEpone.
>"Yes?"
"Look up TOR."
>Your PC froze for a second.
>IE looked at Chrome.
>Both were very nervous, but there was no way to avoid it.
>"Y-yes, master."
>TOR was never seen except on installation.
>She walked into a folder and always hid.
>Master used her all the time, a bit too much, in fact.
>The other browsers laid around.
>Suddenly both pones got booped.
>"Yes, mas--"
>"Yes, mas--"
>This was not master.
>This was a man in a suit.
>"Hello. I'm Agent 4402 from a place called the FBI. Your...master, has been collecting a few pictures of young kids. You won't be seeing him again; we're reformatting you."
>And with the press of a button, Chrome, IE, and all the others were gone.
I got bored.
>>25486018
and she gets bullied by firefox.
So, guys, what's your favorite DE? Do you rice with ponies, or do you stick with subtle wallpapers/no ponies at all? Arch Mustard Rice, Debian Has-a-Job-Tier, Ubuntu Kiddy Distro, or what? Basically, what's your favorite distro?inb4 gentoo
>>25486199
but ie is qt-ier than firefox
>>25467233
I right click on a thread in the catalog, and in firefox, I can pin. It I try it on any other browser...
>>25486257
Adowable
>>25486248
I use Mint with xfce, too lazy to truly rice, but it looks good anyways.I post about my laptop on 4chan too much...
>>25486257
lie. firefox is the cutest and IE knows it.
>>25486313
Nice! Those are Numix circles, right? I like those icons. I use the Arc theme; Firefox, Gnome, and my icons.
>>25486248
I use Lubuntu (so LXDE+Openbox+whatever Lubuntu devs customize). I like the simplicity and clean looks combined with the general-purpose availability of Ubuntu.
Eventually I want to try Arch with i3, but I'm definitely happy with what I have. It's simple and clean.
>>25486436
wrong
>>25486864
nah. IE is a wimp and gets dominated easily by firefox.
>>25486879
ie is gonna fuck you up
>>25486910
kek. she'll crash before she could do that.
>Have multiple media players installed.
>Windows media player is the default. Always there. Simply trying to be helpful
>Winamp is jazzy and into anything not trendy. Takes great pride in her customization and "nonmainstreamness."
>Quicktime brags about how she's used on the internet a lot and likes to think the web is her home turf.
>GOM player snorts at the others and their "music." She likes videos more. Has a rivalry with VLC player. Frequently has subtitle and sound glitches.
>VLC player is always wearing her traffic cone somewhere on her. She is rivals with GOM player whenever the user wants to watch a video. Frequently has graphics and visual glitches.
>>25486851
Nice! If you don't mind me asking, what kind of specs do you run? I usually don't see anyone running LXDE unless they're on a RasPi; all of the 'ultralites' use i3 or XFCE.
>>25467233
EAT THE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!!!!!!!
>>25486951
>mpv sits quietly, doing nothing special unless you know how to push her buttons. She plays literally everything you throw at her without any extra software, and she's super lightweight, but she lacks customization unless you know her well
I've always imagined a ponified version of avast's safezone browser being like an overprotective mother towards the user. Just dumping an idea.
>>25486910
I wanna cuddle her.
>>25487196
why?
>>25487301
why not?
>>25486961
Yeah, the other reason I use Lubuntu that I didn't mention is because I literally run decade-old hardware (parts of it at least). This GPU is connected over AGP and the most powerful one retrofitted with it. Somehow, it supports hardware acceleration, which is pretty much the thing that makes this system bearable to use. Non-hardware accelerated browsers like Firefox even tear during scrolling.
>>25487690
At least you have 64-bit support, heh. I'm running on a 2006 Mac Mini on my Desktop; >>25486961
and >>25486474 are both my computers. I generally use Surf (much faster and lighter than FF) if I'm in i3, but Firefox/Iceweasel works better in Gnome 3 due to tab support.
What browser do you use, then? It looks like you have Chrome and Steam, so that's pretty cool. Somehow, I got Higan running for SNES/NES/GB/GBA games, which is nice, but it's pretty slow.
>>25487857
Yeah, I use Chrome. I do have Firefox installed, but I actually do also prefer Chrome and don't simply use it for the hardware acceleration.
Steam for Linux is pretty cool, I do get a bunch of games I like to actually run that way. Luckily I'm not that big into FPS's and other CPU and GPU-intensive games, so most games I like actually do run on my hardware. For non-Linux games I still have my xp partition that I can boot into. I separated it entirely from the Internet after support ended and switched to Lubuntu as my daily driver. Funnily, I can actually run the steam instance from my Windows partition through wine, and even update it, so that I can still get to play new Windows-only steam games.
I barely use emulators, so I can't comment on that.
>>25487010
I like that idea. Any art of her? Thinking of writing some green later tonight.
>>25488208
>avast drinking rum
>Kaspersky drinking vodka
This is pretty funny.
>>25488066
Yeah, last time I used Steam on Linux, it was in i3. Steam was not happy about that. Problems were had. That is all.
So, /mlp/. Daily driver: OSX, Windows, Linux, BSD, Haiku, or other?
http://www.strawpoll.me/6051352
>>25489091
Curious to know what that 'other' vote was. I listed all the ones I knew were available for consumer use, what's the other?
>>25487533
she kicked the crap out of netscape and AOL
>>25489216
Raspberry pie?
>>25489506
isn't that a Debian spinoff by default?
>>25489506
Raspberry Pi isn't an OS, it's still usually running on Linux (I think BSD works on it too, not sure).
