I wonder what's on /mlp/ today..
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Comming Next! My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic! Only on Discovery Family
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>I'm sorry, were you studying?
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>>25463936
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA
DO DOO DO--
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I want t-
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>>25463936
>HI AN-
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And look at that Twilight Sparkle balloon, oh the bronies will rejoice for this Thanksgiving Parade
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Twilicorn will be over in the fina-
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I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED
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/mlp/ news @ 8 P.M
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[DVD]
Ah... Hmmn.. A-anon.. You are so big... W-wait.. Are you recording? That (moan) cost ext-
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Science is making incredible progress-
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...Just $29.99 on your local Bad-
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...little nose
And a pretty pink dress, that's adorable, yes
And when they see my dank memes, then everyone says
"Aw shoot! Isn't she cute?"
CUTE!
CUTE!
KEKSANDRA IS CUTE! CUTE! CUTE!
I'm the one they adore
I'm full of dank meemees
And I'm such a sweetie
Top lel! Aren't I swell?
To post keks and...
>"BLEEUUUUUUGHHHHHHH *HACK* *HACK*"
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>>25463936
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RUNNING IN THE NINETIES IS A WAY I LIKE TO BE
IM JUST RUNNING IN THE NINETIES COME BABY RON TO ME
WE ARE RUNNING IN THE NINETIES IS A NEW WAY TO SET ME FREE
IM JUST RUNNING IN THE NINETIES
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RLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRL HGGGGGHHHHHHHH
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Shhhhhhh...
>*CRASH*
>*CRACK*
>*CRACK*
>*PL-PL-PL-PL-PL*
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh...
>*PSH*
>*PSH*
>*SLAP*
Ah!
>*SLAP*
Ah!
>*PBBBFF*
*thumbs-up*
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....
Ally has been slain!
Double Kill!
Triple Kiiiiiiiiiiii-
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHhh
oooooooooooohhmyyyyygaaaawwwwwwwd
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*old western draw music**cute k-pop or some weeb shit*[/spoilers]
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-area man arrested for attempting to have sex with a hor-
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Man has discovered how to reach equestria.
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>>25464444
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Dubs confirm man has discovered how to rea-
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>>25464444
>reaching equestria
>quads
oh shit dawg
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>>25464457
Im done, im done, stick a fork in me i'm done with this crap!
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>>25464444
The way to eqeustria is surely sui-
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Lauren Faust declares applejack as her favorite pony
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>>25464469
IM GETTING INFESTED BY BROWNIEEES
>>25464444
>four 4
>quad quads
These aren't normal quads.
These are advanced quads.
Here's the latest on Dim-Sung-Fuun's nuclear weapons-
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>>25464444
GIDDY UP GIDDY UP GIDDY U-
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>Al:"You wanna break that one down for the viewers at home, John?"
>John:'Sure thing, Al. Ok f-first uh..you-, you got the quarterback an-, and he's gonna call play-.'
>[Incoherent drawing on screen]
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Drop it Frodo! Drop it!
She'll kill us all! Drop it--
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..I-is that me? WHY AM I ON T-
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NOM NOM NOM NOM
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Are you having trouble with a busted water shoot?Try "FIX-MY-SHOOT" TODAY! Call this toll-free num
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>>25463936
HELLO everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome back to-
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OLD SPICE IS SO POWERFUL, IT APPEARS IN OTHER PEOPLE'S COMMERCIALS
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Norwood lines up for his longest ever off grass, this one a 37 yard-
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AND I'VE GOT A BIGGER
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BANE?
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What?! No Pinkie! You can't! You'll destroy the planet!
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>>25465070
Cock
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TACOS
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*adorable hops*
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Ratsatsaa ja ripidabi dill-
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Mezclar hasta que la masa-
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And now we've made a beautiful meal for your children for only three dollars.
Meet us next time on FOOD STARS!: Food Stamp Edition
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>"I even had to take a job on a dubs farm just to earn a living!
>"A dubs farm!"
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TWENTY FIFTEEN
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OH, HERE COMES A BIG ONE! BANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBAN-
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Bobby, I got propain in my eurethra
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THIS SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY
ARE YOU READY FOR THE DUBYA DUBYA EEE SUPASL-
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ah! my groin!
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Sábado Sábado Sábado! Monster Truck Rally en el Centro CÃvico Canterlot!
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>>25464160
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Hi i'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC.
How about you take a seat and talk to me for a minute.
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>>25465011
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Whoopoosh
TopOfTheMorningToYouAllLaddies!! My name is-
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>>25465712
forgot pic
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This is a black day for brazil as germany scores another-
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Alright. Will that be all sir? All you want are my buns?
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>hey what's on this channel?
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*click*Nope.
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>"Mmmmmph~"
>"Mmmhm~"
>Smooch!
*Record*
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Clasical rape
>>25466418
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WELL NOT ANYMO-
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![pinkie_holding_a_check_mark_by_felix_kot-d4qaadr[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/AaoVOg8.png "pinkie_holding_a_check_mark_by_felix_kot-d4qaadr[1].png")
>>25465411
Your struggles do not go unchec-
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-and now...One Punch Man...
"~Don't Lose Your WaaaaAaAaAaAay!~"
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>>25465720
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How's it goin' Bros?! My name is PEEWD-
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Paris was atta-
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WITNESS M--
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Do you every feel like you need energy?TRY 5-HOUR ENERGY NOW!
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>>25466422
"This message was brought to you by ants."
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-eck out these dubs A-
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YOU CAN BE CRUELER THAN THAT APPLEJACK!
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OI M8 LOOKIT THA SIZE OF THAT ERECTIO--
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>>25463936
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GeneralsGeneralsGenerals
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>"NIGGA THAT MARE PUSSY LOOKI-"
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I aint happy, I'm feeling glad. I'm useless but not fo-
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Ayy lmao
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>>25466997
So close my friend
Equestrian news flash. Nostalgia Critic to give his concensus on all 3 EG in movies in one rev-
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>>25467263
I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE!
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NEXT ON EQUESTRIA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS!
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>"..I don't get it, my nigga Anon wanted me to watch this video wit these 2 dykes an 1 cup or some sh-, OH!!! AHHHh!!!! AH HELL NAH BRUH!!! FFFFUU-"
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On the next "Are you afraid of the dark?"
>What's that spooky blob, Twilight? "
>"I don't know Rarity, but whatever it is it has one hairy chin. "
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just beat the devil out of it
heh heh
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>>25469970
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Titanium hhwhiiii-
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"I guess you could say"
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>>25470051
>cans.wav
DAMMIT!
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This rare species of moth will crawl into a man's Ure-
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Hello, this is Slahser, and this is my-
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"Hey babe, nice library. I think I found something that I'd like to check out--"
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WE FOOKN LOST
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Do you have the DSM?
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~sunshine sunshine ladybugs ablarg~
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>>25469282
If only
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*powerpuff girls theme*
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SPOOKY SCARY SKELET-
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>>25463936
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When Mexico sends their people, they're not sending their best! They bring crime, they bring drugs, they're rapi-
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>>25472862
Can't stump the trump
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Before the sun sets on the third day, you must rape your waifu. Not just any rape - only the rape of true love. If you manage to do that, you'll stay a pony in Equestria forever, but if you don-
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yooooou aaaaare nooooow undeeeer myyyyy cooontroool~
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>>25469166
That's not how it goes m8
-on this episode of spiderman-
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>>25466772
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Hello once again audien-!
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>>25464414
You didn't click you pervert
>Live from Comic-Con as Meghan McCarthy unveals the plan for G5
"It's going to be mostly Fluttershy ep--
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>>25465131
Rainbow likes to be licked.
Confirmed
>>25466182
You fuck
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"D'aww what an adorable little creat–"
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>>25464444
Book that fucking ticket lads, we're going in a life-long vacation!
"So that's your waif-
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>>25473021
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My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars
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>>25464444
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... day that ''My little pony; Friendship is magic'' show will finally end, as officially announced by Hasbro CEO. Emergency and rescue units are being mobilized all over the country for the overwhelming number of-
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>"We are witnessing the annual royal attempt at suicide. Nothing is happening so far, but we will report back to you later."
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It gets bigger when I pull on it.
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WITNESS ME
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>>25465078
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CRASHING THIS PLANE
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In this image, a faggot is shown. Look at the rope. It symbolizes -
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>>25473649
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Alright, hello. Welcome to-
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Go to Equestria
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>"Tell me, doc. Did some of those painkillers protect her against you?"
"What do you mean?"
>"You know. The pain. Of you. Day in, day out, being there. With that face. Not knowing what to say. Not caring anymore. Not even knowing that you'll probably only care about her when it's finally too late. Forgetting about all those desperate- those desperate years you spent alone, your barren years when no woman would even consider resting her tired head on your shaky little shoulder. Stinking of belly semen. Why even wipe? And when you finally get one of THESE coveted pieces of tail that have been built up as the grand trophy in your nothing life, you try desperately to keep it. Not to protect it! But to hoard it. To keep it away from the other wolves and jackals circling your territory! And you realize, all too soon, that you're not good enough! That maybe there was a jerk-off called Darwin after all. And that you never acknowledged his existence because you knew deep inside that you were really what you feared you were-- weak. And passive. And ultimately, broken by the ones who were made the fittest. And that through your weaknesses, you built up a poison that poisoned others around you. That you love. And the only true justice was to let those dominant jackals feed on you. Survive off you."
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>>25477769
I am forever without my destiny fulFEELled
*lesbian space-rock noises*
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>>25478128
>"I guess you could say that she wants to 'rock' her all night long!"
>>25470051
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MEMORIES BROKEN THE TRUTH GOES UNSPOKEN-
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-the same could be asked about ponies.
What are ponies? We just don't know.
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[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kh0Y2hVe_bw]
>>25466182
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
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And once again, the last judge is utterly displeased with the performance. Chilling.
Ah, it seems another survey of the judge's seating is underway. Hopefully eliminating the risk of any sand in her
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