You're about to die soon and you have time to wacth one last episode. Which one do you choose?
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>>25461873
A friend in deed
>>25461873
I'd rather just talk to my parents during my last 22 minutes on earth.
>>25461873
grand galloping gala
>>25461873
Only one huh? I pick... Return of harmony part 2
>>25461895
Grand Galloping Gala.
Or Boast Busters. Gotta stay loyal to the waifu.
>>25461873
Fall Weather Friends
>>25461873
Magical Mystery Cure.
I'm going to hell anyway, so it's better to prepare myself to it beforehand.
>>25461873
Season 2 Finale of Rick and Morty. Best episode to go out on.
>>25461895
this or winter wrap up
Can I get shitfaced on wine while I'm at it?
>>25461873
Spike at Your Service
The flames of hell will be child's play for me.
Live, a Live.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWB01IuMvzA
>>25461888
Trips confirm, everyone has to do this
>>25461873
https://youtu.be/L43p3YS5Cz8
>>25461873
If I have to pick an episode, it would be Luna Eclipsed. However, I'd actually tell my parents and my two best friends goodbye. Ponies are something I like, they aren't my life.
>>25461873Party of One.
>>25461944
mums dead, havent seen my dad in more than a decade, fuck that
>>25461873
Winter wrap up. It always puts a smile on my face.
Even if I could remember an episode wholly about coming to terms with your place in life.
>The credits begin to roll
>the outro song you've heard a thousand times before plays
>this is a good song to end on
>your heart begins to thud in your chest
>you can feel it comming now
>You're dying
>you don't know why you chose grand galloping gala to be your last episode
>maybe it was your favorite
>maybe it was random
>it doesn't matter now anyways
>the thudding stopped
>a nice young man is in your living room, sitting high atop a horse
>this is a peaceful feeling
>he extends his hand, a warm smile stretching across his face
>you take his hand, climbing atop the horse with him
>You're not sure where you're going, but you hope it's good
>"So, Anon Y. Mouse?"
"Yes?"
>"where would you like to go?"
"Take me to equestria."
>"good choice, sir."
>you ride away from your little house, from the town, from the country, from the planet, from all of the pains and sadness of before
>you stop at the door to a room
>the door is extravagantly gilded and decorated
>"This is your stop."
"Thank you for the ride, death."
>"my pleasure."
>his horse trots away
>you open up the door to reveal a small room, with a single mirror in the center
>>25462017
Ha, you're gonna have to do better than that to make me feel, anon.
>>25462088
They're not real, they'll never be real, your life is shit, you and everyone you know is going to die, but you're going to die alone.
>>25461873
Cutie Mark Chronicles.
It's hard to believe they made such a great story fit in the twenty-two minutes allotted. The ending report Twilight sends to Celestia fills my heart with happiness. The notion of being predestined to meet with your best friends is a warm, comforting thing, and the way Twilight phrases it - "If you're feeling lonely and you're still searching for your true friends, just look up in the sky. Who knows? Maybe you and your future best friends are all looking at the same rainbow" - aligns with my vision of eternal bliss: fluffy clouds, rainbows, and wide open blue skies forever.
>>25462103
keep trying, anon
I genuinely want to feel sad, at least it'll be something.
>>25462120
You've wasted a significant portion of your life talking to strangers on the internet about cartoon horses.
>>25462224
>wasted
>>25462224
>>25462243
your attempts are making me feel worse than their actual contents.
>>25461873
Crusaders of the lost mark
>>25462269
>chooses an episode that makes you want to die
this guy is a genius.
>Familiar beeps filled your senses as the slow creep of consciousness clawed you back to the realm of reality.
>Bright
>Several beams of what you guessed was sunlight met your eyes as you dragged the lids up to stare unfocused at your surroundings piecing together the puzzle of what you knew and what should be.
>Now you remembered. Fate had dealt you a cruel blow in the prime of your life and for the last few years rampant trips to hospitals was the only world you knew.
>Relapses and recoveries, with each departure you would only return sooner than the last. But now there was no going home this time.
>Your family has made their peace and honoring your final request left you to shuffle off this mortal coil remembering you for what you used to be, not some husk of flesh pumped with nutrients and morphine to barely stay alive.
>Reaching the bedside, your arm weakly grasps for a small device. A phone.
>Stumbling to find a grip, it falls off the side to loudly clatter below causing an aggravated wheeze to escape what remained of your throat.
>A hand touched your shoulder. Looking over it was a face you couldn't recall but it was familiar.
"Don't worry, I'll get it."
>Picking up the phone, the stranger placed it gently back into your care.
"It's almost time to get going. Everyone's waiting for you."
>You slowly lifted up the phone in protest. Noticing the battery meter was dangerously low, you looked expectantly at your acquaintance.
>"One...more....show."
"Who am I to refuse such a request?"
>Pulling up a stool beside you the stranger sits down to look over your shoulder, both of you captivated by the familiar tune playing while the rest of the world slowed to a crawl.
>>25461935
Good taste
>>25461873
Tanks for the Memories
>>25462256
For the past x years you've been conditioning yourself. Creating standards, new ones, unattainable ones. You desire physical traits that can never be met. A cute little pony to cuddle with at night. To take out to dinner. To watch funny movies with. You want to hold her close and feel her warm fuzzy body. Her warmer then human temperature being extra comfy on these winter nights. You want an innocent pony. Who's dreams are untattered, her ambitions strong, and her heart big. This is what will make you happy. And now that you've realized this, you will always be alone. Because we live in a society where it's inhabitants are superficial. Their dreams grey, their ambition dull, and their heart only big enough for themselves.And if you are one of those faggots who doesn't actually want a pony waifu, well... the saddest thing on this thread is you
>last moments on earth
>wasting them watching a cartoon
>>25462269
This. It'd be a good note to go out on.
>Implying I wouldn't choose to watch End of Evangelion one last time
>Implying I wouldn't choose to watch the second half if I'm not allowed to watch all of it since it's technically split into two episodes
>Implying I wouldn't die at the end of Komm Sußer Töd
>>25463902
>he thinks anything you do isn't pointless and a waste of time in this nihilistic universe and that watching cute pone isn't as worthy a task as any other
You're so cute when you're stupid :3
>>25463891
>implying: the post
Get real, kid. Saying "they're not real" in a lengthy, autistic way doesn't invoke feels. And fuck off with that tender misanthrope shit. It's bad for ya.
>>25462017
>Death
>Bringing you anywhere butTHE FUCKING BAG
>>25463948
Assumptions about you
>fedora
>thinks himself smarter then others
>either small and underweight or fat
>likes to think his cynicism and lack of emotion makes him hardened and strong
>likes either rock or metal music
Am I right? Because you scream 'that guy' with your belittling 'kid' comment and your constant 'that doesn't make me feel. I'm too strong for that' bullshit. And the fact you think 4chan isn't a waste of time.
>>25463945
>>25461873
Spike at Your Service
>>25463996
Why?
