>"How many times do I have to tell you Anon, we do not have these "Horse Pussies" you keep talking about."
>>25460557
Doe's that mean stallions don't have dicks?
Am I the only one with an that appendage in this world?
Well this is gonna get interesting for both parties.
>>25460557
Impossible, Lauren told me you reproduce like normal mammals
>>25460557
You have a mouth. You can suck my dick with it.
>>25460598
>"Of course we do! When two ponies love each other very much they write a letter to the stork asking it to bring them a little foal to love and call their own, just like any other creature!"
>>25460604
this is true
>>25460557
Yeah, tell that to cadance
>>25460557
You have to pee and poop from somewhere. I've seen the toilets.
>>25460613
You know she would want to experiment with a sexual organ if she knew nothing about it. So she would try to stimulate it with her mouth.
>>25460607
Then who did Mrs. Cake write her letter with?
Why live
>>25460607
Then let's write a letter and see what comes out of it.
>>25460557
Then where do fillies come from, science girl? Why are there outhouses in Canterlot which Pinkie used to relieve herself? If you can't answer such simple questions then maybe I should be princess instead of you
>>25460634
mr cake?
>>25460607
>Twilight is so sheltered that she doesn't understand reproduction
>>25460631
this is also true.
>>25460557
Twi, your brother and Cadence live alone, in a castle, in the far north, I know you're sheltered but surely you don't think they've been playing Jenga since their wedding
>>25460557
How does Pinkie urinate then?
>>25460698
>Implying they havent been playing high stakes Jenga games with the leaders of other kingdoms
>>25460745
magically
>>25460745
With her horsecock.
>>25460557
You have a cute butt Twi
>>25460650
She pees through her mouth pussy?
>>25460557
What in God's name happened to your wings?
>>25461148
>Well Mr. Ambassador, looks like you'll be sleeping with the representative from Yakyakistan tonight! Never should have agreed to a game against these magical hooves!
>>25460658
KEK!
>>25461570
Congratulations on killing the thread, garbagecock.
