So yeah I'm a fucking newfag
>>25459546
Great!
Now please get >>>/out/
no you
>>25459546
Welcome to /mlp/!
>Rule 1: "I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash" is the most popular thread so post away in it!
>Rule 2: Creating two or more "I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash" threads has been known to cause /mlp/ to cease to function for about 30 seconds. SoDON'Tdo it.
>Rule 3: Clop is okay between the hours of 2AM and 6:30AM PST
>Rule 4: Spike is trash.
>Rule 5: Spike is trash.
>Rule 6: Do not create a bunch of Sunset Shimmer threads. Also apply Rules 4 & 5 to this one.
>Rule 7: NEVER complain to a writefag.
>Rule 8: You will pay respects to our pony overlords at precisely 3PM PST
>Rule 9: If you see Cadence show her face, tell her to fuck off. (I can't guarantee your safety on this one though)
Rule 10: Shitty Memes = Jesus, so post a lot of them
Rule 11: Did I mention earlier that Spike was Trash?
>Rule 12: Everyone on this board actually wants you and your innocence, keep that preserved
>Rule 13: Scratch the previous rule, you're already on /mlp/
>Rule 14: It's all about how high res you can make an image here. If it fit's, then shove it in there.
>Rule 15: Everyday at precisely 4PM PST you must take a picture of either Spike, Sunset Shimmer, or OP and burn it above a trash can.
Rule 16: Add a picture of Spike to your previous choice.
>And last but not least Rule 17: Since we can't use Rule 34 we will half-ass it. If it exists, ponify it. No exceptions.
And there is your basic /mlp/ guidelines!
Enjoy your stay!
>>25459546
GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE THE FIRE OF THE RIDE CONSUMES YOUR SOUL
>>25459546
>funnyjunk filename
I still don't believe you.
>>25459581
I clicked the link and there was a thread about shitting in the woods. Ladies and Gentlemen, I present 4chan.
>>25459546
Welcome OP! <3
>>25459546
GET OUT BEFORE YOU CAN'T ESCAPE
>>25459546
Here you go, newfag.
You made a bad decision..
>>25459820
>not posting the full version
Right, so most of what you need to know is at these three posts highlighted in red. Mouse over them to see them, and click to be directed there.
>>25459722
>>25459820
>>25459986
Now, some things have changed.
1) There are a lot of people who are dicks here. Try not to say anything about your arrival time.
2) Although /mlp/ is for us, there's a board called >>>/trash/ that is basically My Little Pony pornography. If you need a quick stress relief, there you go.
3) We have a few hated names. RainboomCrash, Purple Tinker, a few more. They're all just a bunch of shitty people. The latest one would be Integrity, some tripfag who can't write and can't make interactive games. It's thought that he's underage.
You should be fine along these grounds. If you need help, ask in a thread and you have a 30% chance of an answer. Good luck!
>>25460319
>RainboomCrash
Makes you wonder if he even still exists and lurking.
