Episode 523: The Hooffields and McColts
Written by Joanna Lewis & Kristine Songco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgKs24zq8NM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3dug5f
As peaceful as Princess Celestia has liked to keep Equestria, ponies are no strangers to fighting and squabbling. That's why they were forced to seek out the land in the first place! And with militia, guards, martial arts and pie baking, there's formal training for defense from threats (even if the ones the girls get caught up in are generally overwhelming forces of an often magical nature that aren't so easy to fight traditionally). It's best to be prepared, it seems. The Windigos haven't followed through yet, so even some family feuding isn't enough to tip the balance.
Potential allies should never be ignored, though, however small and unassuming they may be.The wild animal network is surprisingly well-informed, with a long memory.
>>25453857
Previous thread.
sex
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Episode 522: What About Discord?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5lYZG-osXw
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3cus4l
ANIMATIC PREVIEWS FOR EPISODES 524 (SONG) AND 525 (SEASON FINALE PT. 1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETMPVpJDHoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXz7qCiiWbs
Nov. 21: Episode 524 –The Mane Attraction
An old friend of Applejack's has become a huge pop star and Applejack fears that the singer's manager does not have her best interests at heart.
Episode 525 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Starlight Glimmer returns to seek vengeance on Twilight and her friends and has acquired a spell that could change the past, present, and future of Equestria forever.
Episode 526 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Princess Twilight's efforts to stop Starlight from altering the past continue, but she fears that they may be in vain.
Bon Bon had lofty dreams when she was young.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08kiduytGrY
Take the filly swimming.
>>25456713
cutest filly
I'd take her swimming any day of the week
>>25456713
At least filly can swim because I can't.
>>25456713
How does filly swim?
>>25456725
I want to put her on my shoulders and take her to Sugarcube Corner.
>>25456735
with her legs
Pony has hands.
>>25456674
12th for another twilicorn filler
>>25456713
I have a skin condition that makes me itch when I get exposed to water, but I'll take you swimming anyways.
>>25456740
modding a bicicle so she can sit in a tiny cart next to you while you ride all over ponyville
she's so cute
>>25456742
glad to know that Dash being stunningly pretty is a constant in any version of the show
that hairstyle is so pretty
>>25454920
Is Pinkie allowed to wear buttons?
>>25456741
I want to swim between filly's legs
WULULULULULULULULULULULU
Filly wants a sugar cube.
>>25456769
Maybe.
sax with ponies
>>25456790
Only a sugar cube?My filly wants an X-wing with movable wings.
>"I got you, Sunbutt, you're out."
>'NU UH, ANON, I HAD MY FORCE FIELD UP AND I WAS TOUCHING BASE.'
>>25456826
>trying to LARP with Celestia
Twilight keep making this face at me.
What does it mean?
>>25456816
das cute mang
>>25456856
Something something anal toys
>>25456856
She knows what you did last summer.
>Anon, as Arch-Magister of Moon and Star, I can no longer keep you in my castle.
>Apes like you will mine the gems underneath Canterlot.
>Do you understand?
>>25456856
>meanwhile, on an alternate dimension
>>25456838
would you
>>25456885
That dog that looks like Spike is even smugger
>>25456902
I'd need a lot of whipped cream on that first
>>25456912
Or just share it around with friends.
These aren't the kind of pies you're supposed to eat by yourself (none of them are, but you get the idea).
>>25456885
Took out the trash
Which one do you take for a ride, /co/?
>Pinkie Pie is SPARING you.
>>25456980
There will be Chariots to carry us home
>>25456985
Strike
>Come on, Anon!
>Drink my milk!
"What?"
"What the hell are you talking about, Twilight?"
>Twilight Sparkle moves towards Anon, and gives him a sly look.
>Anon, you're a human, and humans age must faster than ponies.
>If you drink my milk, you'll age more slowly!
>You can spend more time with us
>Twilight moves closer, until she presses her head against you, looking straight up into your eyes.
>You blush at this purple horse's soft touch, and gentle stares.
>You scratch the back of your head.
"Uh, are you sure?"
"I've never heard of this before."
>Don't worry, Anon! I've read 3 books about this!
>>25456980
ur mom
>>25456999
Ok then.
>>25456999
Well... neat.
Could one consider Angel as a bad guy/anti-hero?
>>25456999
I'd rather drink your sister in law's milk. Can you get her strawberry flavored ass down here?
why do ponies love burgs so much
>Twilight's Milk
>>25457038
>Cadance is touring the Crystal Empire
>Don't you want my milk instead?
>>25457040
This is one of my favorite plush images. Probably because Twilight is at a restaurant with a nice view.
>>25457053
Fine.
>>25457038
>strawberry flavored ass
muh dick
>>25457040
cartoons in general seem to be quite obsessed with burgers
i think because they are a well-known, visually recognizable, and easy-to-draw food
>>25457038
Luna's GLORIOUS ASS is cheese-flavored.
You know, because of the moon.
>>25457060
you know that doll got cum on later that night
>>25457063
i'm pretty sure rainbow has dashburgers syndrome
>>25457076
>>25457136
I'd like to see a Marejuice version of this
>>25457062
I know what I'm having for dessert, after my peetzer, that is.
how do we fix luna
http://i.imgur.com/FVCfcSB.png
12" anthro stallions
>>25457171
Are you going to drink her milk or eat her asshole?
>>25457136
>buttwhich
>my little shiny friendshic is male
every fucking time
>>25457163
>Celestia has siphoned enough of Luna's power, to regress her to a confident woman in her late teens.
>Meanwhile, Celestia looks like a beautiful woman in her early 30s
>>25457172
By not posting shitty humanizations?
>>25457172
putting the knife the neck
>>25457186
The slow blade penetrates the shield.
>>25457176_________________Both._____
>>25457163
fuck
10/10 would let dominate me with her boots, stepping on my face and genitals until i explode
Why is Sweetie Belle so emotionally manipulative to Rarity?
She doesn't deserve a sister as nice as Rarity.
pranking pons
barrel roll the filly
>>25457223
she's just a heartbreaker, that horny little minx
>>25456686
>tfw seeing how short the list of episodes left is
>>25457254
just like me
>>25457254
Sweetie Belle has Rarity in her hooves now. If Rarity misbehaves, she can pull that "you're not my sister" shtick, and Rarity has to put out.
ROUSEY GOT H A M M E R E D
would you an anon filly, sexually?
knowing that she used to be a fat virgin neckbeard?
>>25457236
I would
>>25457293
how good is she at fillylatio?
The next poster gets turned into a Zebra, courtesy of me.
You're welcome.
>>25457309
I will undead the thread now
>>25457293
No man, she's a child.
Also a fat, virgin neckbeard on the inside.
I would totally hang out with Anon filly though
>>25457248
and that's how chocolate rain is made
>>25457322
she's not really though
>>25457319
Congratulations
>>25457335
what the fuck is going on this pic?
>>25457333
she totally is
>>25457248
i pranked someone once and they were just mad and i felt bad
it wasnt fun at all
>>25457335
hyooo mo gway feuaw fie zhe zhou
>>25457338
It's fallout equestria, just waste your synapses thinking about it.
I just needed a zebra picIt's slavery
>>25457298
judging by the obsession with sucking dicks on this board, extremely
>>25457349
I think it's time for me to go to sleep.
>>25457340
there is absolutely nothing wrong with fucking a being who is chronologically of age with an adult mind and a child body
star trek taught me this
>There's an extended version that includes a verse by Diamond Tiara (my favourite verse in the song!) but it had to be cut for show length. Hopefully it will find it's way onto a soundtrack one day!
So, any takers as to what she sings about there?
It's We'll Make Our Mark bit of trivia.
>>25457340
I'm onto your tricks
>>25457216
Remove the boots and we have a deal.
>>25457367
Is that John DeLancie and Michelle Creber?
>>25457389
Does that guy have any website where he uploads his stuff?
>>25457389
im not usually a fan of the faggot meme but it is well used here
>>25457406
no, it's that creepy pedo brony and michelle creber
what was his name again?
>>25457388
She compares something else to a diamond and it's 2deep4me
>>25457388
Hard to say, but probably something sappy considering how impressed she was by the effort the CMC put into getting their cutie marks
>>25457406
>That
>De Lancie
Seriously, anon.Watch Star Trek, it's worth it.
>>25457395
you would think the boots would make her feet sweat and stink
>>25457409
dunno, derpibooru just cites the source as 4chan
>>25457423
Black "stick your willy in every filly" gryph0n?
eat the filly
>>25457432
Oh no you don't
You didn't need a transformation Anon, the pony was inside you all along.
>>25457438
http://compoundlift.tumblr.com/
Found it
>>25457420
I like the way that guys ponies, but also he makes them very cat-like
>>25457430
who would win?
>>25457442
dat nigga is living the dream
>>25457452
nice
http://40.media.tumblr.com/26fe2d06afec45dc1f6b5ae250174faf/tumblr_nxs7rtYrjA1rad3iqo1_1280.jpg
>>25457471
what the fuck
>"...T-the horror.."
>'....'
>"Really, Anon? You don't know Apocalypse now?"
>>25457471
this seems inappropriate
>>25457449
IT'S TIME TO PONY UP
>>25457449
>there's a pony inside of me
time to get the scissors
>>25457474
Well, atleast it doesn't have a dick.
>>25457490
you are now imagining him plowing deep into claire's tight teen pussy while michelle licks his balls, or him lying on his back while michelle rides his dick and claire grinds on his face
>>25457449
GET IT OUT
>>25457474
Need more thickness.
>>25457493
>not Heart of Darkness
Get out of my fucking face, plebhorse
>>25457474
it's ok
>>25457511
I'm actually not.
That's also pretty creepy
>>25457511
>now
https://derpiboo.ru/963203
>>25457533
>oh no, someone posted a link that wasn't completely awful! better post more of my shit to make up for it
>>25457471
I bet they got that fresh young vagina smell.
>that thigh touch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKZtKnCdD5Y&t=9m40s
filly needs help using her new iPone
Has anyone drawn Discord as a protoss yet?
>>25457570
>no more silly windows filenames
things you will do to a stallion butt
>>25457570
Set it to vibrate every 5 minutes, jam it in her.
>>25457610touch
Did someone say stallion butt?
How do I escape Pinkie Pie?
>>25457570
this filly must be really dumb
>>25457653
No, you misheard.
filly wants to know what an ona-hole is
>>25457660
You can't.
>>25457686
don't lie to me, anonymous
>>25457471
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqtKFCv_exM&t=2m0s
dude deffo got a boner or else he's megagay
>>25457725
We were talking about Stallion Fudge.
>>25457695
my nickname for her
>>25457778
Fuck off
>>25456868
>Twilight gets a bunch of mouldings made of her princess futa cock.
>Twilight dildos start selling in adult shops. Sell out immediately.
>They're huge, oversized things though. Percentage of ponys in Equestria with stretched out assholes increase dramatically.
>>25457778
>That nose
Oy vey
>>25457778
Blackgryph0n you don't have to justify your pedophilia by trying to get us to agree with you, you'll always be a sick child molester and nothing will change that.
Admit it, >pic related makes you hard doesn't it
>>25457778
>no one is looking
I wouldn't mind an audience, bruh.
Funny how Twilight wasn't really even dealing with the ponies, she just saw them as a textbook problem to solve. Nice that this season they brought back reference to her antisocial flaws, but she seems more detached now as princess than she was in the earlier seasons. And it doesn't fit with season 4 where she was pretty much perfect.
>>25457731
lower left corner
she has a collection of apple bloom toys
that's adorable
Big Mac just hit puberty! He's cock voring all the fillies at the schoolyard that fell in love with him! Also a few colts.
>>25457731
This all seems incredibly stupid.
Maybe I'm just getting old.
Two fillies.
At once.
>>25457459
>Who would win?
implying they wouldn't join up, effectively making everyone else lose.
So did anyoneupload that bad dragon album anywhere yet?
>>25457894
>>25457925
>Creber's ballerina legs
>Claire's developing young body
>>25457959
Can you go be a creep somewhere else?
Human fillies are not for fucking, that is what the pony fillies are for. Please direct all sexual comments to the pony fillies in the future. Thank you.
Anon trudges out of the surf and onto the beach, backlit by the burning changeling fortress across the bay. He sags onto his knees, his pistol, empty, dropping into the sand as he collapses. The rescued pony drops from his shoulders and flops onto the beach, motionless save for a soft, erratic cough of changeling cocoon fluid burbling up out of her lungs. Anon lies in the sand, smiling, as everything fades to black.
>>25457959
I'm 99% sure he's taking extra long to change in her bedroom hoping that she'll walk in on him.
>>25457927
Aria > Sonata.
>>25457986
Exactly, fucking disgusting human lovers.
>>25457812
i bet it feels so food to be a little filly in a pretty dress
>>25457995
unacceptable!
>>25457855
is that the guy who is in relationship with sibsy and over the years he got ripped while sibsy became morbidly obese
>>25456674
I thought that orange one was a dude until like, 15 minutes into the episode when they kept calling her "Ma".
>>25458024
No, that's Mando
Dear mlpg,
today I discovered that john k peta makes for great reaction images
>>25458024
No, that's mando.
>>25457960
>Claire's developing young body
isnt she like 19 now
>>25458025
Don't blame grandma for being more manly than you are
>>25457927
Well, what does happen now?
>>25458024
No, that's Mando
>>25458031
That's Scootaloo, not Sweetie Belle.
She's just 16, I think.
>>25457925
>makeup make up makeup
goddamnit that's such a turnoff holy shit
>>25458029
Not as great as Karei's sneezing ladies.
>>25458015
How about both, plus one more?
>>25457995
Adagio > Sonata > Aria
>>25458057
I have no idea who that is, care to help?
>>25458070
>>25458072
I am fairly sure you know their stuff, probably just not their name.
>>25458093
No, anon. I am not rumbleanon. I am just a guy that jerks it to nezumi and peta.
Enlighten me.
>>25457844
The point was that she'd spent so much time in the castle waiting for this to happen that she naturally overplanned
>>25458070
I don't like big hair
>>25458103http://pururin.com/browse/5956/10/karei.html
Gross, it's getting all humany an shit in here.
>>25458105
Not to mention the situation was tipped in that direction from the getgo. The map never even explicitly states what they have to do when they get there and for all we know it calculates which ponies to send where as if it were a textbook problem
>>25458070
lmao tbhfam
Are you a pony yet? Can I come over?
>>25458125
>error, connection timed out
okay. This guy doesn't use exhentai or soemthing?
>>25458034
She has a man's voice.
>>25458160
That's just one more she's got over you
>>25458140
But, you're a human too!
Good news, Anon! You get to go to Equestriaas Darcy's mom
>>25458190
>ICS
It's weird but I share all of his fetishes, but still dislike his art.
I guess I don't like seeing Ben or Ash turned into sluts.
>>25458190
>as Darcy's mom
Bummer.
Too many bonbons
>>25458061
>busty adagio
she's flat as a board and i love it
>>25458215
G1 BonBon
>>25458215
>"CHAGGA SOLO, CHUN WOOKIE!"
>'W-what, Bonnie?'
>"I SAID BRING ME CAPTAIN SOLO AND THE WOOKIE!"
>>25458190
trash
Orange Slut horse
PURPLE
>>25458266
Purple is the worst.
>>25458266
PANK
The horse color of the day is
LAVENDER
post lavender horses
>>25458266
Purple is now appol
>>25458275
YOU'RE THE FUCKING WORST, ANON.
>>25458266
purple~
>>25458282
No
This is pancake
>>25458286
purple gets all the bitches
Transform the purple one into a more suitable form.
>>25458266
That purple lost her wings!
>>25458278
>tfw no lavender horse
>>25458304
purple used: pallet swap!
>>25458302
She should return that bitch to Celestia's trash pile
>>25458315
Now we need to change her mind, to make her think she's always been like that.
>>25458266
Who need it. I got it.
>>25458315
That pony could turn so quickly from ugly to cute if only she brushed her mane.
>>25458307
I don't know anon it looks like you got one there
>>25458278
>>25458325
YOU SHOULD GO FUCK YOURSELF!
>>25458190
w-what comic is this
>>25458307
>>25458307
I WANT THAT LAVENDER HORSE
>>25458342
Is she related to Flim-Flam?
>>25458342
>third panel
Does she have arm extensions just for that?
>>25458286
censor the wings!
>>25458346
I thought you preferred her sister
>>25458315
Add item: Diaper (1)
Child's Hairstyle(1)
Moth-Eaten Sweater (1)
Nerd Glasses (1) +0 int
Add trait: Uselessness
Victim Complex
Bad Hygiene
>>25458344
Don't torture yourself.
>>25458342
sunbun is so cute when she's angry
>>25458302
they'd make a cute couple
>>25458346
You are probably going to need to fight some people for that lavender
Back to your dead general, dykelight shippers.
>>25458368
>cute
She's almost as much of a terrorist as Dash
https://derpiboo.ru/1024229
God tier unf.
>>25458370
lesbeans are best beans
I won't lie though, Ma Hooffield is THICC
Please do not style the ponies' hair for them.
>>25458387
I dont see how that doesnt make her cute
>>25458395
why is girl-girl love so beautiful
