What should I get my horsefucker boyfriend for Christmas?
>>25456482
asafeplush
>>25456482
A silicone horse pussy, some J-Lube and a breakup letter. You'll make him happier than ever.
>>25456482
Ponytail buttplug.
>>25456482
Your boy pussy.
>>25456482
Giddy Up Scarf
A bottle of Pony Up lube and a copy of My Little Porny
>>25456530
any scarf will not come in in time for christmas.
i've been on the list for two batches now
>>25456482
A car with a sweet ass stereo so you can street race with some asshole while blasting Eurobeat
...oh, and a Rarity plushie or something...
>>25456482
Give him your permission to fawn over his filly waifu as hard as he wants without feeling guilty or unfaithful.
Purple body paint and a pleated skirt.
>>25456482
One hour. In a stable with a pony. No calls.
>>25456482
Something normal and not MLP:FiM related. Like socks.
>>25456482
Actual suggestion: Maybe buy him a 50+ cm Plush of his favorite Pony, and a copy of MLP DVD's.
>>25456482
Sex.
>>25456482
that depends OP, are you a girl or a boy?
>>25456482
LONDON
>>25456482
>actually being gay
Cure yourself by killing yourself
>>25456575
>>25456603
The new 4chan is getting really annoying.
>>25456648
4chan has always hated fags, fucking newfag. go back to reddit.
>>25456482
>my boyfriend
>>>/lgbt/
>>25456648
>new 4chan
Kill yourself
>>25456603
>>25456712
>>>/pol/
No one actually gives a shit about faggots but faggots and you faggots.
>>25456482
a manual for how to stop being gay
>>25456482
>boyfriend
OP is a faggot confirmed
>>25456482
A horse.
>>25456603
>>25456712
Fuck off, /pol/
>>25456569
This
>>25456852
>Stormfags are just the same as furfags
Thank god I'm not the only one thinking this.
>>25456482
Dicks
>>25456482
Get in contact with the nearest ranch and let him dip his cock in horsepussy already.
>>25456852
From what I've heard, the problem with furfags is that when they had their own communities, the loudmouth assholes who got banned for being fuckwads just went to other sites and continued their furry fuckwad ways rather than getting a new interest to be fuckwads about, as community-poisoning fuckwads usually do.
Basically, their communities were insular, so the only real outreach was being done by the assholes who keep getting banned from whatever group they join.
>>25456852
>I cant speak for myself so I saved a pic that validates me
The entire catalog has nothing with niggers or jews. It's almost as if people are just triggered at any opinion
>>25457188
>defaulting to calling someone a nigger or jew just because they disagree with you
This is exactly the kind of shit the image is talking about.
>>25456482
A horsecock dildo. Then strap it o and use it on him.
>>25457224
And also nothing to do with my post
Are you dyslexic?
>>25456813
Came here to post this.
>>25457224
What? He didn't call anyone anything.
Interesting that no one considered the possibility that OP is female. But then, we all know that OP is always a faggot.
>>25456603
>>25456712
>>25456743
>>25456808
these to be honest family
>>25457543
>A typical closeted homosexual in denial
>no-one has said dakimakura yet
All I want for Christmas is a copy of Frostbite for the 2600 since I am too lazy to go on ebay and find one.
>>25457553
>offended gayboy trying to come back at you
>>25456482
More of my meme.:^)
A foot long horse cock, forget the lube and give it to him hard on Christmas eve.t. Your bf
>>25456482
Dragon dildos
>>25456482
A new windows controller because he fucking broke his playing danksouls and refuses to buy a new one
or you know acomplete Trixie cosplay for yourself so you can dominate said boyfriend great and powerfully
>>25456603
But what if femanon?
>>25459041
This is oddly specific. I bet this is anon's bf.
>>25456603
>>25456712
>>25456743
>>25456808
I know we have le funny "no girls on the internet" meme, but realistically, why would you assume that OP is gay rather than being a girl?
>>25459688
You just answered your own question.
Ta-da.
>>25459688
>why would you assume that OP is gay rather than being a girl?
It's about a 10:1 ratio for men:women on most boards with the exclusion of /y/.
>>25459568
>Wants OP to roleplay as Trixie
Confirmed for male, then. ^:)
>>25456782
>>25456852
>dude jokes about op being gay
>>evil nazi g-go away
Man you guys are wusses!
>>25456482
Jesus she actually made this thread
>>25459041
Goddamnit, I'VE LEARNED HOW TO GITGUD WITH KB+M, SHADDUP
>>25459839
>pussydestroyer96
>>25459568
>It's not OP's boyfriend but he did the same thing.
>Christmas morning.
>OP's bf is grateful for the new controller and is about to sit down and play some Danksouls.
>Suddenly OP busts in wearing nothing but Trixie's hat and cape.
>Roleplayed flawlessly.
>OP's bf is confused and scared.
>OP starts hitting him with a riding crop.
Merry Christmas :^)
>>25459839
>pussydestroyer96
d..damn man I hope OP can h..handle y.you in bed
>>25456530
I'm a new fag so what is a giddy up scarf?
>>25459894
Only the best damn merch a horsefucker can own, except it will never be delivaredEVER YOU SHITS OWE ME A SCARF
A pinkie pie mug
>>25459861
>>25459749
You forgot /u/. That has a fair number of girls as well.
>>25460003
And if you namefag on 4chan your opinion is worth even less than that. Fuck off back to Reddit.
>>25460003
>quoting some cancer infested youtuber
>my opinion has been validated
I bet you don't even fap to mare pussy
>>25456482
You know how I know your femanon? Because only a female would care enough to start thinking of Christmas in fucking November.
So, assuming your bf isn't the designated cook, why don't you learn how to cook. And none of that top romin crap but real fancy cooking with spices, herbs, and fresh veggies and shit. You have over a month and access to the internet. So you can either make excuses why you can't or everyday try to learn a new recipe or even a new technique and surprise him Christmas day by how much you've learned.
>>25460380
Make sure you glaze it in femcum too
>>25456482
A girlfriend-horsefucker
>>25456497
This is the answer. Wear a tail for him.
>>25456497
>>25460434
This only works if OP is into sticking it up the butt. Do it for your horsefucker OP, take the plunge and stick it up the bumalso post pics if you do
>>25456482
wait till dec.1st fgt
>>25456609
Go away, Professor Pedophile
>>25458635
Family, you're on /mlp/.
Do it right nigger.^:)
>>25456482
Get a shower enema so your boyfriend can fuck you in the ass without getting shit on his dick you fucking faggot
Be considerate, it's christmas after all
>>25460003
>fj link
>namefag
>Youtube idiot
Oh wow.
>>25460417
And then it got 4chan'd
Nothing says I love you more than a personalized fuck plush
>>25461419
>>25461419
You know what's better than a fuck flush? Money.
You can buy anything with money
>>25461381
It's hard to get used to doing it a new way after so long.
So all I have to say ismaybe.
Also this captcha is shit.
For all I know it might actually be shit.
>>25456712
Follow me to the gay bathhouse
>>25456482
If he's into comics then you should consider the mlp comics, they're decent. Sure you can find them online, but having them in print is rewarding unto itself
