>"Step aside, ape. You're blocking my path."
BAD PONY
>rape
>urinate on him to establish myself as the alpha male
"Off to the gulags with you!"
*steps aside behind you*
>>25448286
Wear a Gorilla suit to the Nightmare Night one fucking time and suddenly never hear the end of it!
>>25448286
"Your face is blocking the path of my golfclub. Stay still."
>ape
>>25448286
>voiced by the same guy who does Flash Sentry
Vincent Tong seems to have a like for characters who attract the mane 6 for no reason, only to get blue-balled later...
>>25448741
its a disease
>>25448286
Better sodomize him to show my dominance.
>>25448286
"Why certainly!"
>You bow as you move to the side of the stallion.
>Blueblood smiles arrogantly.
>"Seems the monkey knows his place."
>You stick your front out in front of his.
>He trips like a spaghetti-spilling autist in front of everyone.
"I know your place too, y'know. It's the floor."
>>25448286
>be anon
>just got back from the war with the ziggers in the jungles
>you are still covered in mud and dirt
>after getting off the train back he is greeted with a up pony in a fitted suit
>"Step aside, ape. You're blocking my path."
>ape..
>is that all you are to these ponies?
>after everything you have done for them, after everything you gave, you are just an ape in the way of a train seat
>"what are you looking at? i said move!"
>you stare the pony in the eyes and he starts to look more nervous
>"are you to dumb to understand me? fine, ill move you myself"
>the pony goes to shove anon aside and walk by
>but instead anon grabs him and pulls out his Colt 1911 pressing it to the ponies skull
"you.. while you stayed here in your little city, eating fancy cakes and drinking wine i fought for you."
>you press the gun harder into his head
>the ponies eyes fill with fear and other ponies on the train and at the station all gasp at the scene unfolding
"i ran in the rain, in the mud, and through magic and gunfire to make sure ponies like YOU could keep your nice suits clean"
>anons finger slightly pulls the trigger just enough to pull the hammer on the sidearm back
"and what do I get!? NOTHING! i get shoved aside because some spoon fed bastard mule like you wants to save a few seconds of HIS PRECIOUS TIME!"
>"I-I- im sorry! please dont kill me!"
>anon throws the stallion to the ground and spits on his suit which is now covered in mud from anons Uniform
"im not going to kill you.. youre not worth the time it takes to pull the trigger.."
>anon holsters his colt and walks away
>ignoring the stares and murmurs of the pony onlookers
[angry shit-flinging noises]
>>25448859
>it aint me starts playing
>>25448299
>>25448836
There's only one solution.
>Forcibly sodomize him.
>Listen to him scream, whinny, and cry.
>After you jizz, pee inside him.
>Once down, lean in to whisper.
>"I own your insides AND your outsides."
>>25448859
>>25448885
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Beda3kFNjo
>>25448885
wrong war friendo
>>25448967
im not your friendo, pally.
>>25448286
"What's that you say little pony? You wanna be a gelding? Well, I do have my scissors here with me... if you insist..."
>>25448980
He ain't your pally,undead.
>>25448859
>>25448885
Vietnam Anon in equestria when
>>25449001
Demanding this
>>25449001
>>25449051
im supposed to be writing in another thread but if you want i can continue
>>25449064
Do itplease?
>>25449064
i want my PTSD war anon.
>>25448859
>you reach the end of the train station before anypony starts to move again
>and even then they walk with a little less purpose than before
>perhaps they have more to think about now
>stopping at the end of the train station you look around
>of course no one would be here waiting for you.
>why would there be?
>you reach into your pocket and take out the few bits you have from some poker games you played before taking the train
"twenty eight bits."
>you pocket your life savings and walk on
>now that the war is over what could you possibly do for work now?
>but more importantly, where can you get a drink and some cigarettes.
>a quick stop at the corner store is the first place you walk to
>walking inside a bell rings as the door opens
>out of reflex you hit the dirt thinking you triggered an alarm
>"uh excuse me sir.. are you ok?"
>after a few moments you realize youre safe and look up to a pony mare standing in front of you
"yeah.. im fine."
>you get to your feet and look around the store
"where are your smokes?"
>the pony blinks a few times
>"smokes?"
"cigarettes, tobacco, death lips. smokes"
>"oh.. well, we have tobacco sticks yes. i just never heard them called that before"
>the mare walks over to her counter and takes out a small variety and places them on the counter
>"what kind do you like?"
>you look at the packages
>you dont recognize any of them
"ill take them all.."
>"are.. are you sure?"
>you pocket over the bits and take the boxes in your hands without another thought
>you still have your lighter and Ka-bar
>now you have smokes.
>"have a nice day si--"
>you walk out before the mare can say her goodbye and already have a package open
>some ponies give you looks as you stand outside the store with four boxes of smokes
>you dont care and light one up
>the smooth flavor filling your mouth and lungs
>you close your eyes and just enjoy the calm moment
>>25448859
>"Oh you working class simpletons are as lazy as you are ugly! I told you to MOVE not stand there muttering weak comebacks! This is Equestria you idiot our wars are fought with pies!"
>>25449307
I like where this is going...
>>25449307
>"excuse me sir?"
>to your surprise the mare from before has come outside to speak to you
>"could you please not do that outside my store? it keeps customers away"
>of course it does...
>you give the mare a look and take a long drag of your smoke
>you blow the smoke in her direction and throw it to the ground putting it out with you boot
"wouldnt want to harm your business.."
>the mare gives you a slight scowl before you turn away and continue your walk
>why should she care about anything else?
>as you walk down the road you see a pony in rags sitting on the side of the street
>you watch him for a while as the other citizens ignore his situation
>each one turning their heads to him or downright ignoring him
>you light up another cigarette of a different flavor and walk over
>the stallion looks up at you expecting to be scolded or insulted
>you take out a pack of your smokes and hold one out
"smoke?"
>the homeless pony takes the cigarette out of the package with his magic
>lighting it as it reaches his lips
>"thanks"
>you take a seat next to him
"your horse smokes are nothing like the ones back home. its like comparing a german cigarette to a Cuban cigar"
>of course the pony wouldnt know the difference anyway
>"yeah? and what are those like."
>you smile and chuckle to yourself
"dont know. i dont smoke"
>the two of you share a laugh sitting together in that dirty alleyway
http://pjmedia.com/lifestyle/2014/11/26/10-songs-that-embody-the-vietnam-war-era/
>>25449468
>image failed
fucking hell wrong link.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=59&v=ntLsElbW9Xo
>>25448836
/fit/ pls go.
>>25449468
You're good with dialogue. Especially with the last part with the cigar bit.
>>25449468
I want more, Anon. Its good.
>>25449468
>"whats your name friend?"
"Anon E. Mous."
>"nice to meet you Anon. what brings you to this LOVELY AND KIND CITY!"
>the pony spits those last few words out to passers by
"war ended. no more use for a killer when the war is over."
>the unicorn smiles and takes another drag before extending his hoof
>"names Forest Rain, Captain Forest Rain"
"your name is a pain in the ass you know."
>you shake his hoof firmly
>"dont i know it. i got back just a few months ago, as you can see, im doing well."
>you nod your head and look around the streets
"know where a guy can get something to wet his lips?"
>Forest Rain coughs on his smoke laughing
>clearing his throat he points down the road
>"damn right i do, right down that street there on the left is the best Bar in town"
>then he points to the other end of the street to a liquor store
>"or if youre like me and have horse-apples to your name, that little shop has a good selection"
>you take a small puff and smile to Forest Rain
"thanks. here."
>you toss his one of your boxes of smokes
"keep it. you need em just as bad as i do"
>"take care soldier. let me know if theres anything i can do to help a brother out"
"actually there is."
>you pull yourself up to your feet and pocket your packs
>Forest Rain looks to you interested
"what do you drink?"
>Forest Rain smiles up at you
>"anything that isnt water."
>>25448286
>As you stand quietly in your black tuxedo, outfitted with the best in fashion, including the decent black bowtie and your rarest cufflinks, you stare at him deafeningly.
"What did you call me, you good for nothing, money-stealing stallion whore?"
>"You heard me, you degenerate orangutan. Now don't make me get my little friends on you."
>Your fists clench and you prepare to strike, but Twilight grabs your fist with her magic.
>"It's not worth it anon." She mutters.
>You can only turn away, being the bigger man until you hear the words utter from his mouth.
>"Weak monkey, no wonder his friends don't spend much time with him."
>It was a turn of your body, and a placement of your foot against the shining floor, as your fist propels to his face.
>The only thing you could see in your face before utter pain was horror as he reeled backwards from the punch, and looking in horror at the floor as his nostrils slowly drip blood.
"Let me tell you something, you spoiled fucking chap. I work for my money, and I don't suck dick for it. Now you call me a monkey again, or ever talk shit about the real friends I have," You say as you grab him by his collar, "You had better prepare to fight me one on one like a man instead of a bitch."
>With a release of your grip, you send him shuddering back a step as he cowers in fear.
>"Why, Anon?" Twilight asked as everyone watched Blue Blood in astoundment.
"Because he talked bad about my friends. And I won't have him shit talking you guys."
>And for the remainder of the party,
>Blue Blood wasn't seen again.
>>25449704
Forest Rain confirmed for Veteran
>>25449790
>>25449807
Oh shit
>>25448286
Hey, Long-Face, I'm not sure if you're aware, but the beauty of the 3rd dimension is being able to move around things rather than simply through them!
>>25449807
Guess the music thing didn't turn out so well after the war....
>>25449807
>>25449890
kek. didnt even think of that.
>>25449704
>walking into the store another bell rings
>this time you dont hit the floor, but the impulse to is still there
>the gruff looking stallion at the counter reading a magazine looks over to you and nods
>you return the nod and begin to look around the store
>your eyes scan over all of the various drinks
>you have no idea which of these are any good
>one bottle has a similar design to Jack Daniels
"worth a shot or two."
>you grab two bottles of that along with two other drinks you hanvt tried
>walking over to the counter you place them all down
"how much?"
>the stallion continues to read for a while
"excuse me, i said how much?"
>looking around the magazine he glances at the drinks
>"fifteen bits"
>you reach into your pocket and pull out the amount dropping it on the counter
>in a half assed voice of a man who has long stopped caring the stallion says
>"thanks for coming by come again soon"
>he never set down his magazine
>you leave the store you new found liquid wealth in your hands
>first thing you do is stop by Forests spot
"here. enjoy"
>you hold out a bottle of the unfamiliar poison
>nothing
>you shake the bottle a bit the liquid splashing around inside
"hey.. Forest.."
>still nothing
>you kneel down to his side and inspect him
>you place your fingers on his neck to check his pulse.
>you sigh and leave him a bottle
"ill see you around forest..."
>leaving his bottle and the pack of smokes you gave him you walk on down the road.
>at least he died with someone giving him some form of kindness.
>>25449992
Oh jesus
>>25449992
O-Ow
>>25448286
WHAT DID YOU SAY NIGGA?
>>25449992
"where to now?"
>you count the bits you have left.
>one, two, three, four.
>four bits. all you have to your name and thats not nearly enough to stay in a hotel or inn
>you remember there being a park not too far from here
>you open up a bottle and take a drink
>before you know it your feet are carrying you down the road to where you recall the park
>you wake up the nest morning laying in the grass
>around you are two empty bottles and a empty pack of smokes
>"time to wake up."
>you grumble at the unknown voice
>"come on soldier on your feet."
>you feel yourself being lifted from the ground by magic
"dont fucking touch me"
>the magical grip breaks and you lose your balance for a moment
"my damn head.."
>you look around and see a royal guard standing there
>"come on on your feet. you're coming with me"
>you are lead to the nearby police station where you are sat down in a chair
>one of your hands gets cuffed to the seat and a few ponies gather around you looking at a file
>"Mr. Anon E. Mous, we have a warrant for your arrest here."
>the pony slaps the file down on the desk
>you try to grab your head from the pain of your hangover and the added noise
>"you were seen assaulting a Prince at a train station, what do you have to say about this?"
>you hold up your hand in a 'just a sec' way
>youre not sure if ponies would understand it or not but you dont care
"he was a prick who had it coming."
>"alright thats all i needed to hear, take this drunk monkey away."
"IM NOT A FUCKNG MONKEY!"
>your outburst gets a jump out of everyone in the room
"im a soldier. a soldier who was out there fighting a war that you fucking horses didnt give two shits about!"
>you look down to your handcuffed wrist
"and not a single person gives a damn about what i gave, what ive lost!"
>you feel rage building up
"I cant even afford a room to sleep in! and ponies have the god damn nerve to insult me and others like me who gave everything for them! where do you get off with that?!"
>>25450312
>needless to say the guards didnt care for your little speech
>but, least all you got was a night in jail since it was just blueblood
>that night was pretty uneventful
>the next day you are escorted out of the cell by two town guards
>"alright. since you only had one night in jail there is a catch."
"what?"
>the guard lifts up a letter for you to read
Dear Anon. it has come to my attention that you are to receive a medal of commendation for your actions in the field, since you have proven to be a trustworthy soul who was willing to do so much good for our nation i have cut your sentence short on the condition you are sent to ponyville to learn how to adapt to life back home by my faithful student. Twilight Sparkle. she will be eager to make a new friend and i hope you will do your best to adjust -Princess Celestia
>you look to the guards in the station
"you cant be serious?"
>"orders are orders. you are going to ponyville right now. we will have you washed up and looking civil before you go of course"
>the next thing you know your hair is being cut and you are given new clothes
>"i expect you to be on good behavior. if we have to come and get you again then you wont be getting out soon, that understood soldier?"
>you dont respond and instead walk out to the carriage they have waiting for you
>inside is a little locked box with a note on it
>"Friendship is the key" -Celestia
>you can only assume that your Colt and Ka-bar are in there
>the door to the carriage shuts and you are off to ponyville.
>riding in this carriage reminds you of the many times you were dropped in and out of hot zones
>you never take your eyes off the floor for the whole ride
"hope you enjoy the drink forest. i doubt ill be allowed near any for a while"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2X_2IdybTV0
>>25448859
>1911
>hammer moves back when you pull the trigger
1911s are single action you nigger.
>>25450592
>Lets play spot the /k/ommando!
Well, I shouldn't be too hypocritical, I noticed exactly the same thing.
>>25450592
>>25450626
i thought the first round in a 1911 can be double action, all the following ones being single action only, is that incorrect?
my mistake
>>25450501
>"so you're Anonymous"
>you snap back to the world around you
>the carriage has already left and has dropped you off
>you look up into the sky looking around for it, but its nowhere in sight
>how long have you been standing here?
>in front of you is a purple unicorn
"yeah"
>you extend your hand to the pony
>"my name is twilight sparkle. i got a letter not too long about about you. please come inside, spike will get your bags"
>you lower your hand apparently shes too good to shake hands
>the creature you assume is called spike walks past you picking up your one bag and dragging it inside
>she has a miniature butler?
>probably one of those silver spoon ponies living good her whole life
>"come on dont be shy."
>walking inside the large tree the first thing that comes to your mind is a library
>"welcome to ponyvilles library, and my home"
>well. that would explain it.
"so i take it i cant smoke in here?"
>"no, you may not. smoking can cause cancer, not to mention it could start a fire inside a building, which is even more of a risk inside a library!"
"uh huh."
>you turn around and walk outside taking a seat in the grass
>"h-hey! where are you going?"
"just going to sit outside for a while."
>Twilight follows you outside watching as you light up another one of your cigarettes
>as soon at it hits your lip the end of it goes out
>you pull it back and inspect it then light it again
>this time you notice a small purple aura around it as you go to take a small puff
>your eyes dart to the unicorn
"dont do that."
>"i said smoking can cause cancer, as well as many other health issues."
>you feel something in your pocket start to lift out
>you quickly move your hand over your precious smokes
"alright listen here you little horse. no one takes a soldiers smokes away and walks off unhurt."
>>25449992
I did not see that one coming
Fuck you for those feelings
>>25450766
Nope, 1911's are single action only
>>25450766
>you dont know why you said that.
>in all honesty she could probably wipe the floor with you, any unicorn could
>but ponies lack spine. at least most of them do.
>"ugh, fine. but you are not allowed to smoke inside or around me or spike in confined areas."
>you keep and eye on her this time while you light up
>soon you taste that oh so sweet nicotine
"alright."
>"well.. while we are sitting out here mind if i ask you a few questions?"
"that depends on the questions."
>Twilight rolls her eyes
>she probably thought this would be as easy as 'hello how are you? good, lets be friends'
>all your friends are dead or dying.
>she pulls out a list from.. somewhere..
>you stopped asking about how ponies work a long time ago
>"alright question one, whats your name"
>you lower your helmet over your eyes and lay in the grass
"Anon E Mous, thought you knew that already?"
>"i did, question two: what do you do for a living?"
>you stay silent
>"anon? what do you do for a living?"
"I.. i fight"
>"like sport fighting?"
"no."
>you can tell be the lack of new questions that she is waiting for more of an answer than that
"i fight Ziggers."
>"ANONYMOUS!"
>twilight's voice was like a bomb going off in its volume
>"that is a derogatory term, what if a zebra heard you say that? you could have really hurt their feelings!"
>you laugh at her reaction to a simple word
"whatever you say purple horse. to tell you the truth i dont care much about their feelings"
>"well you should! they are intelligent beings just like you and me and should be treated fairly"
>you lift up your helmet and look the purple horse in the eyes
>she looks back at yours with a mix of disappointment and anger
"well if i hurt a 'Ziggers' feelings thats too bad. they can all rot in hell for all i care."
>>25450766
Nope. 1911s are SAO.
>>25450626
Usually I can dial down the 'tism, especially on this board. But tonight...must be a full moon.
i might continue this at a later date. depending on if people want it. i stil have other stuff to work on and i hope you enjoyed reading what i gave tonight.
>>25451089
Love it. Work on capitalizing letters and punctuation senpai.
I think Blueblood gets undeserved hate. He only saw Rarirty for the gold digger she was. Also a person with a Compass Rose Cutie Mark can't be that much of a spoiled rich boy, compared to Filthy and Spoiled Rich.
>>25448859
Talkin' about killing?
Well I'd like to hear about it potheads!
>>25451233
nice taste in movies anon.
>>25448286
нeт я здecь пoпacть нa тeбe
>>25448286
YOU DARE DISRESPECT THE ALMIGHTY ROSS!
>>25450967
>the purple horse walks over to you looking down at you
>"what caused you to be like that anon? how can you just simply, not care?!"
>you sit up and take another drag then breathe the smoke out
"sitting in a mud filled foxhole, low on ammo, and even less manpower. being told to hold your position at all cost because if you dont everyone dies."
>you can see the jungle again
>you can hear the screaming and the gunfire
"finding out that your friends. those you are about, were killed in the night and left in thier beds."
>you didnt even realize that you turned you head and looked to book horse
"that the whole time, they could go in and out of your perimeter whenever they wanted, that.. they could just kill you in your sleep but they didnt. they didnt because they want to break you."
>you can feel tears swelling up in your eyes
"and they do break you. they break you hard."
>you can feel a warmth around you like being warped up in a hug
>but you dont acknowledge it
"then when you leave, when you get the fuck out of that hell hole. they leave bodies. bodies of our dead. just laying down the path you are going to take. like they know. THEY FUCKING KNEW!."
>you can feel your arms and legs shaking and you cant stop it
>"anon. its.. its okay."
"Its not fucking okay! and thats what nobody understands! i went through hell. ALL OF US DID! and when we come back we are treated like shit for being killers! we are looked down upon and left behind. just.. just to die in a fucking dirty alleyway!"
>you know you are crying
>ponies are probably looking at you and talking
>probably about what a scene you are making
"i dont want to end up like Forest! i dont want to die in the street after living through everything else!"
>>25452540
aaah~ aaah~ aaah~ my little pony!
i used to wonder what friendship could be.
>>25452540
>>25451089
something told me it was you, HSHEIL MANOS
>>25452540
my feels
>>25449829
Should I feel respect or disgust?
>>25451501
There is no other face that can display the amount of >rape that is to come
>>25449001
Rambo in equestria?
Bump for interest
>>25453273
yep
bamp
>>25448286
Make me
>"..Nigga, I KNOW you ain't talkin to me. Wit yo busted pasty ass, lookin like a faggot horse pee wee herman."
>>25448286
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me?, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>25452540
nice anon. I think you're over playing it though. Keep going
>>25456018
Been a while since I've seen this
>>25448885
Thats not the name of the song, dumbass
>>25457375
>keksinternally.jpg
>>25452540
waiting for more
![bonobo-ape[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/K0aSDtW.jpg "bonobo-ape[1].jpg")
>>25448286
>skreeeeeeeeeee
>fling shit at BB
>"A-anon-kun, you're such an alpha."
>>25452540
nice
water him like the dainty thing he is.
>>25448286
>leans down
"Tell that to my company, /sir/."
>The next dayAPES
Mess with the bear you get the claws.
>>25459948
>NCR
>Doing nothing but harassing people
Blueblood is a dick, but the NCR is an even bigger dick.
>>25452540
Jesus, the feels from this
>>25460036
You're mistaking incompetence for malice. On both parties.
>>25448859
>>25449307
>>25449468
>>25449704
>>25449992
>>25450312
>>25450501
>>25450766
>>25450967
>>25452540
http://pastebin.com/BmDpkX87 - might continue this in the future. i currently have my hands full with... 'hands'reposted because i also selected someone elses green by mistake
>>25449829
"Ore no kurōzetto no naka ni yudayahito ga ni-ri hairu nda. Ryōhō tomo shinde iru."
>>25461839
Ketsu wo taberu.
O chin-chin daisuki nanda you
>>25461839
>>25461941
get outta my shhhitty wok you stupid Japanese! and speak engrish!
>>25448286
>ape
What would you like on your tombstone mr. Gay bathhouse?
>>25458747
Underrated post
>>25461839
>>25449992
Shouldn't have given him those cigarettes, anon. He might've lived a whole extra fifteen minutes if you hadn't done that.
bamp
>>25449829
"I'll just call myself 'ching chong' for now
"you do realize those name's don't exist, right?"
>mfw my uncle married a woman whose actual name was "ching chang chong"
>mfw half chinese cousin is not named "short round"
I will post the letter we all got for the wedding if I can find it, I am not fucking kidding
>>25452540
Many feels from this, twilight doesnt got shit for solving PTSD
>>25461839
something about closet and dying, that is all I can make out with my anime knowledge
>>25448286
Everyone who's held a conversation with you hates you, Blueblood.
>>25462003
>"As a prince I like to be accurate and truthful. So how about you write "Killed by a faggoty homosexual ape" Or perhaps you can just get out of the way and we can both forget you exist."
>>25450766
No, 1911's are SAO. So, you'll need to rack the slide to chamber a round, which cocks the hammer back. From there it's a trigger pull --> shot --> slide pushing hammer back and repeat until mag is empty.
>>25452540
bump for this
>>25464842
someone is a little late
>>25450926
>>25451033
>>25452540
>for a few moments you sit there and sob, until you are able to get a hold of yourself again.
>the whole time the purple horse has held you tightly in a hug
>what else could she really do?
>you can hear a small voice from behind you
>"T-twilight. is everything okay?"
>"yes spike. everything is alright. could you please get anon, something to drink please?"
>"sure thing twilight, ill be back in a jiffy"
>the little creature walks into the treehouse-library
"hey, what is he anyway?"
>"who? spike? hes a dragon. well, a baby dragon, i hatched him from an egg with my magic when i was a little filly"
>you wipe the tears from your eye
"heh, and i thought i was crazy. you have a fire breathing dragon living in a treehouse library."
>wait, if he is a dragon why cant you smoke around him?
>Twilight gives you a soft smile and helps bring you to your feet
>"come on, lets go inside and get you more comfortable."
"alright."
>moments later you are taking a seat in a comfortable chair while twilight goes into the kitchen to fetch spike
>you can vaguely hear her voice in the other room
>"spike, try to be careful around our new guest."
>"dont worry twilight ill be fine"
>"no, spike listen, he has been through a lot. i didnt think about how much until just a few moments ago."
>you start to tune out her conversation.
>you'd rather not hear it when people talk about you
>you pull out your lighter and start to flip the top
>you used to do this for hours in the jungle
>it annoyed the hell out of your buddies.
>>25463642
You better deliver anon.
>>25463642
Your cousin is half legoman.
deliver pls
>>25465024
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR8LFNUr3vw
>you are anonymous
>you are currently sitting in your tent you have a few minutes till you get put on watch
>"hey! Anon, could you be so kind as to stop flipping your dick so loudly?"
>you look up from your lighter to your buddy laying on his cot
"why dont you come over here and do it for me? it'll be better for both of us then."
>you make sure to open and close it a bit louder
>"i hope they get your ass tonight anon. i really do"
"nah, they are to evil to deprive you of my company"
>you take a few seconds to enjoy the last bit of your smashed cigarette
>only a idiot would smoke on watch, or someone with a death wish.
>maybe you should, least then all this shit will end real fast
>another soldier walks into the tent
>"Anonymous, your up. now get your ass out of that beautiful five star bed of mine"
"if this is five star you've stayed in some real shitty hotels"
>you get off the cot and take the m16 from him
>"its all about how you look at it baby"
>you smile and shake your head as you walk outside into the rain
>"anonymous?"
>you look up and see twilight looking at you holding a cup with her magic
"huh?"
>"i asked if you would like some tea."
"oh, yeah. thank you"
>you gently take the tea from her magical grip
>Twilight takes notice of your lighter
>"can i see it?"
"only if you promise to give it back and not pull any 'no smoking' shit"
>she smiles and nods
>you toss it to her from your seat
>she examines the small lines and picture on it
>an uneasy smile and half hearted laugh come from her
>"I can see why you might have a bit of anger towards ponies.."
>you take another drink of your tea
>"was it all bad?.. being out there i mean."
"for the most part. yes. but there were a few good times."
>"oh? like what?"
>you smile
"ill tell you when you get a bit older."
So you see Celestia this tradition began as a way to stop the petty feuding between noble houses in my world. We figured that if we were all related by blood we would be less likely to plot assassinations against each other. Unfortunately after a few generations inbreeding became a problem so it was decided that no reproductive sex would be allowed.
>”So the nobility of your land would have sex with each other every time they met?”
Of course.
>”That seems highly suspect Anonymous.”
You would deny me and dishonor my house!?
>”I don’t believe we should...mate…in front of the Royal Court.”
I invoke the right of Wumba Bumba.
>And with that you run over to Prince Blueblood and punch him in his face.
>The force of your blow knocks him down and dazes him.
>You get behind him and pull down your pants.
FOR AMERICA!
>You ram your cock into his white p0ny bootyhole.
>You don’t meet as much resistance as you’d have thought. It seems as though this path has been well traveled.
>You are taken away by the royal guard right as you finish.
>It was nice of them to wait 10 minutes before stopping you.
>Blueblood will walk funny for at least a week now.
>Today was a traditional day.
>>25456018
My immediate thought upon seeing >>25448286
>>25448856
>>trip a four legged animal with one foot
you're going to look like a sperg.
>>25465999
trips confirm you for sperg
>>25465999
>>25466011
dubs confirm the trips
>>25448856
anon has been witnessed sperging
>>25465024
>>25465111
based
>>25465111
bumipo
Whoa
