>My parents aren't home, Anon! Let's get fucked up!
You don't have parents.
>Posting this shit outside of the general
Fuck off
>>25447116
>tfw don't drink coffee
Let's do it. I got the Baileys
>>25447116
Are the Shimmerfags bigger cancer than Spikefags? Probably
>>25447116
Considering you think getting fucked up is going to happen on Starbucks, I think you've already taken whatever drug you wanted to experiment with. Either that, or put laxative in one of those three and this is our game. I'll fucking ruin your toilet, bitch. Game on.
>>25447116
>Coffee
Disgusting.
>>25447183
Spikefags have been more of a problem lately
Crazy drunk anon antics where he switches the heads of the horse statue at school with a horse dildo.
>>25447183
>>25447211
>Spikefags
Is this what everyone is calling those one or two autists constantly spamming unimaginative vitriol?
>>25447184
Kek.
Serious question what alchol goes good mixed with black coffee?
>>25448052
Bailey's
>>25447116
>Shit character
>Shit Coffee
>shit
>Shit
>SHIT
>>25448094
This. You haven't lived until you've had coffee with Bailey's
>>25447116
Stop constantly spamming these shitty fucking threads, you degenerate autist
>>25447183
>implying OP is a Shimmerfag and not the dumbass who loves typing in pasta and forcing shitty maymays like the Christian shit
>>25448208
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...
>>25448577
I almost forgot that pasta existed.
>I'm already fucked up mate, i'm talking to colorful talking humanized horse.
>>25447184
>getting into a shit off with the Shim Sham
I dunno, man, she used to be a horse. You ever seen a horse pile? I bet she can outshit you.
>>25447116
>tfw do sugar in coffee sparingly
>tfw dairy bloats me the fuck up
>tfw black coffee gives me the shits
>tfw I drink a pot a day anyway
>>25447116
i love you sunny, lets get married
>>25447183
yes
>>25448208
>no true shimmerfag
Le dislike of op's character maymaysimply ebin
>>25447116
You fuckin' fake, get out of here and let me have my Non!
>>25448160
Tim Horton's coffee is best coffee
>>25447116
Neither are mineI'M BATMAN
