Prepared ponies edition
Episode 523: The Hooffields and McColts
Written by Joanna Lewis & Kristine Songco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbQCZnBeZ84
Old thread
>>25441117
First for lanky hillponies
Ha, I told my secret to the old horse right before we died
now you can't look at it again
How would you do a Wind Rider redemption?
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Episode 522: What About Discord?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5lYZG-osXw
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3cus4l
ANIMATIC PREVIEWS FOR EPISODES 524 (SONG) AND 525 (SEASON FINALE PT. 1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETMPVpJDHoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXz7qCiiWbs
Episode preview
https://derpy.me/HooffieldsMcColtsNov. 21: Episode 524 – The Mane Attraction
An old friend of Applejack's has become a huge pop star and Applejack fears that the singer's manager does not have her best interests at heart.
Episode 525 – The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Starlight Glimmer returns to seek vengeance on Twilight and her friends and has acquired a spell that could change the past, present, and future of Equestria forever.
Episode 526 – The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Princess Twilight's efforts to stop Starlight from altering the past continue, but she fears that they may be in vain.
>>25445863
Nope, sorry Anon, everyone knows you want to be a cute megabusty satyr girl
>furry friends book club
>nobody has a fursuit
bunch of fucking POSERS
Fillyfication.
>>25445879
I don't see anything but a dead link
>>25445868
>best song in the next episode
Aw yiss
>>25445899
I'm here to show you who I aaaaaaaaaaaam...
>>25445851
So dependable!
Trixie is qt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A79t_sPsh-w
Someone can make a webm of this pls?
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2015/11/15/1023068.gif
I'm fucking dying here, FFF really picked up the pace.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GauuDCtfnJk
>>25445926
Was there ever any doubt?
>>25445926
I wanna move into trixie's slutwagon with her
I want to be turned into a cute anthro stallion
14 days.
>>25446084
yeah, so?
>>25446104
so post ponies!
Especially princessponies. They're the real deal.
pff
>>25446125
>>25446125
that's a cute horse
>>25445869
I thought I was the only one!
I can't wait to lezz out with my new best friend!
>>25446125
Nips' ponies are so cute.
>>25446130
>"Yall wanna go steal some copper wire an shoplift some shit to make meth with, Anon?"
>>25446084
What about pony cyborgs?
>>25446059
I want to watch you try to pack your adorably enormous horsepenis into lacy panties.
>>25446138
>Northern Excursion will never be continued
>>25446125
>shillout 4
>>25446142
>shillout equestria
>>25446125
d'aw-
>>25446132
holy shit what happened
>>25446150
Go back to /v/
>>25446125
Nice to see some fun pony art coming from new games.
We've slowed down in this so much compared to 2011/12.
Here comes the piss
gargle gargle gargle
>>25446162
>PINKY
>>25446132I want to cuddle with this qt ghoulpone.
>>25446154
Radiation happened
>>25446150
I wasn't even aware that it was FOE
I thought it was just a cyborg pone. Stop being so angry
>>25446138
I wish he didn't have so much rape in his art
I like the style, just often not the content
So this morning I woke up with a bug on the wall near me and I said "today I'm gonna clean this place up, then prepare for my tests".
I went downstairs and I stayed on the computer all day.
There's always tomorrow.
>>25445851
>Missed new episode due to personal engagements
>Go to watch it on my phone
>YouTube suddenly won't work anymore
Fuck
>>25446206
What tests are you gonna have, anon?
And, of course, do clean up the mess.
It's quite easy and takes an hour of your time at best... that's just some 20 posts on MLPG.
>>25446226
chemistry, entry exam for energetic engineering. It's easy shit.
>>25446232
Ah. Good luck, anyway!
I'll be having an Algebra 1 test this week, should be a piece of cake.Now analysis, on the other hand.
Never inn my life had I ever needed to even touch a math book and still got perfect scores and one shitty teacher later, I'll need to practice a lot of limits if I hope to get some score at all... sucks to be on the other side of the math world for once.
:^)
>>25446281
>Now analysis, on the other hand.
Oh yeah, that
that's really something
>>25446232
>easy shit
Ha, good luck
>>25446238
>Horselingerie
There will never be enough of this.
Do you like the new look?
>>25446325
>green haired girlDUDE
>>25446337
Fuck off
>>25446340
no you fuck off
why aren't you posting ponies, shitposter
you're as bad as him
Filly misses her home planet.
>>25446148
>No one will ever draw a comic about anon who puts on a pair of magical horsepanties and instead of becoming a mare he becomes a cute stallion
>and rarity decides to make good use of him
>>25446337
>>25446348
Seriously, you two.
Sexy teens.
>>25446390
https://derpiboo.ru/1023443?scope=scpea57afe889c6165c16a8fa0e70e6a3bf2eff605aa
>>25446428
in highschool universe years she is like 10,000 years old though
>>25446428
Nothing about EqG abominations is sexy
How many songs will the finale have?
We were promised 15 songs this season, so if we add the one coming up next week, it shouldn't be hard to see.
The only problem is that MLP Wiki also considers stuff like the short "song" during Brotherhooves Social as a separate piece so it's hard to say whether they were part of that 15 or not.
What do y'all think?
what do you think trixie is doing RIGHT NOW
>>25446428
Gotta admit, nearing 30 years old, I'd still love to plow some jailbait pussy.
>>25446457
I want to fuck that Bloom.
>>25446452
I want a victory song from Starlight.
>>25446444
what about their feet
>>25446456
its canon she likes to take odd jobs to pay for her expensive lifestyle or traveling the world and taking horse drugs
>>25446457
way too old
loli bloom or nothing
>>25446461
>>25446482
stop it
>>25446204
i dont know
some of it is kinda hot
>>25446495
lolis are overrated
>>25446461
That's pretty normal, my friend.
>>25446507
>all the incest this pic spawned
I DON'T HAVE IT SAVED
SOMEONE SAVE ME
>>25446514
Well I'm older than you. And I had bad color schemes before you made it popular.
>>25446523
>colt face
>>25446529
>colt train
>>25446507
>non-flat chest
>developed hips and thighs
grossss
>>25446520
do not worry comrade, I am of covering it
>>25446514
But we are both Anon
>booby
>>25446523
>And I had bad color schemes before you made it popular.
>>25446514
i want to mwah anon filly right on the snoot
how would she react
>>25446586
>those proportions
NO
>>25446457
>>25446507
Which do I breed with guys?
>>25446622
>>25446626
Yes
>>25446619
Very tsundere. She's still not accustomed to be girly after all.
>>25446634
Is
Is that Celestia
It says Celestia but I don't really see anything to indicate such
>>25446626
You haven't even considered all the options yet.
>>25446287
>Braeburn keking his cousin with his long-distance cousin
Does anyone think Hasbro is going to set up Mac and Marble? The Apple/Pie family relation has been the focal point of two episodes now. AJ and PP already seem to have their life goals pretty much achieved at this point in their lives so adding the family plotline would give them something to do. Having Mac and Marble hook up would make the family connection official and wash away any ambiguity, something I think AJ and PP would like. Also the writers do love their puns and I don't think they'd pass up the opportunity to name a foal Apple Pie.
>>25446649
please do not throw rocks at the butts
https://niceme.me/
I don't like this pony
>>25446695
what about this one
>>25446695
Well, she doesn't like you either
PURPLE
>>25446735
Purple?
>>25446735
yes
>>25446743
I like this one better
>>25446697
Best human.
>>25446735
>>25446649
Perfect.
I like black.
Green is not your color.
Which pone will ascend next?
Will it beGlimmer?
Best new pony coming through
>>25446805
The Discovery Senpai logo is shit.
>>25446793
I'm hoping it'll beShimmer
>>25446793
Nyx
>>25446751
Why is Male Twilight so girly looking?
>>25446793
Glimmer is going to be Twilight student anon, this was spoiled by amazon.
>>25446827
>Amazon Twilight and Amazon Glimmer
unf??
>>25446827
Thanks for spoiling me, too
>>25446848
I'm not sure what he's talking about, they only leaked the last episode early
>>25446649
That person horse is okay.
Where is AA's human Silver Spoon and Donald Trump at?
>>25446848
I'm sorry.
>>25446875
yayponies?
It should be on iTunes tomorrow anyways
>>25446777
This isn't too big.
>>25446866
>>25446659
they are cute together
>>25446880
I'd call it the upper limit
any bigger and you need to grow the rest of her to keep up
>>25446866
and Trump
personhorse a shit
>>25446649
More humanized scoot pls
>>25446884
>>25446954
They're both qts.
Not sure who I'd pick though.
>>25446959
horse horse revolution
>>25446960
>humans have no wings
What is her disability now?
>>25446937
You're going to summon Goat like that.
And I agree.
>>25447006
Below the knee amputation?
>>25446981
more like a bluenicorn
*gurgle*
*glorp*
>>25446862
It was a book description in amazon.
>>25447006
Parkinsons.
Filly fell in love with a filly but doesn't know how to express her feelings to her.
>>25447007
Goat Train's humanquestria would be a nice place to liveeven if he does tend to draw undersized megatits
the russians have declared danger level orange in moscowit begins
>>25447006
She's as stupid as Sweetie.
>>25447030
Jesus, man.
>>25447036
Tell filly to be brave, be true to her feelings, and confess to the other filly.
>>25447139
what prompted them to do that?
>>25447006
robot legs
>>25447139
/pol/, you say that every time. I wish it was true, but every time it turns out it isn't.
Just shut up.
>>25447166
terrorist activity within their borders apparently
citizens guard or whatever it is has been activated and theyre tracking down muslims
Can anyone help me find a drawing ref of a pegasus flying directly at the viewer?
>>25447139
>http://russia.liveuamap.com/en/2015/27-july-in-moscow-cause-of-a-powerful-storm-declared-orange
>3 months ago
>because of a storm
I hope this goat pisses you off.
Which of the Mane Six would be most likely to drink? Least likely?
>>25447139
Begun, the race war has.
I want to shave off their eyebrows.
>>25447187
http://imgur.com/a/m7zQ2#0Don't know if it's there, just sharing.
>>25447187
Which leg carriage position?
Their weird "superman" pose, or the forelegs tucked pose?
>>25447213
Either one works. Bonus points for one where the pone is angled down, rather than up.
>>25447225
>>25447161
>but what if she's not into fillies?
>>25447232
yeah that's probably true, not many fillies are into fillies.
Hmm.
Well, I guess you're fucked, sweetie belle.
>>25447229
Thanks, that helps.
>>25447232
That's the risk you take when you have feelings for anyone, there's always the chance they'll turn you down.
The only way you'll know for sure is by putting yourself out there.
>>25447232
go hit up a transformation pony and get yourself turned into a massive stallion
fillies love stallions
>>25447180
ah, the chechens probably popped a boner from france or something and tried to follow their example
>>25447232
Then there's nothing that you can do that will make her. Sweetie, I know that crushing on somepony is probably one of the biggest events in your life thus far, but the sad fact of life is that ponies feel many crushes before finding love.
I know it's rough, but I was a kid too, once. Come on, let's go out for ice cream. It'll make you feel better.
>>25447246
welcome!
>>25447232
That's when you go to Twilight for hypnosis magic.
>>25447232
that's okay, I'm into fillies
>>25447265
unf unf hypnosis unf
>>25447271But you're not a filly.
>>25447276
you can't prove that
>>25447247
and the only way you'll get hurt is if you do.
See the problem there?
>>25447291
Shinji pls go.
>>25447291
yeah, she's not out hitting on other fillies right now
>>25447298
>linking more than several posts
>shitposting
fag
horse
>>25447335
Yes.
So how far removed were the current Hooffields and McColts from the original conflict? Moreover, how could they even make a living in the valley, or even meet mares to have foals with?
https://twitter.com/HasbroNews/status/659014338775228416
>Twilight has no wings
>>25447299
I've been called shinji before.
It hurts, anon.I see myself in shinji a lot
>>25447358
>So how far removed were the current Hooffields and McColts from the original conflict?
During the end when Fluttershy explains what happened to the village it shifts through multiple stages, I assume each stands for a generation
>Moreover, how could they even make a living in the valley
One grows food and also bombards the other with food. They don't really need any income, there is enough food.
Their fort was also build from the trees in the valley, they just cut them down, so no need for buying anything for that either.
>or even meet mares to have foals with?
Judging by their looks, they are very skilled in inbreeding.
>>25447359
>that Twilight Wings spammer was right all along
>>25447359
I can't wait for the reality alteration stuff from the finale.
I'm already revving up fetish drawing ideas.
>>25447359
They'll be going to somepony much more deserving of them.
the mares are booping again
>>25447428
rarity sure has some generous hips going on there
>>25447379
>Judging by their looks, they are very skilled in inbreeding.
>tfw from Appalachia
>tfw this is how people see me as
One reason I'm absoluetly disgusted by incest.
best McColt coming through
>>25447382
Yeah those wings are racist as fuck. Shame on Hasbro
>>25447428
that's super lewd
>>25447438
She's taking them on a big adventure
>>25447438
ain't it grand?
>>25447464
Whow Nelly!
>>25447428
I didn't know female Kangaroos were called mares too
>>25447470
no, I'm pretty sure you're anon.
>>25447464
>Rarity stealing AJs hat
unf
What are you listening to, MLPG?
>>25447525
music
>>25447456
>that guys cutiemark is a bone buried in a ponut
unf
>>25447525
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=UmGAV_1K-Q4
>>25447525
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDKegiEGZac
>>254475254cc
>>25447525OPM intro
>>25447525
Mike Jeavons opening a german fan package.
>>25447525
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_TGvsk8_Ms
>>25447547
>that blush
she totally wants to give him a ride
>>25447525
This.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ze51TGg7eko
>>25447569
>TOTALLY NOT!
>>25447525
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkysjcs5vFU
>>25447537
That's very relaxing
I wish I wasn't such a pleb, I have no idea what to look for to find nice classical music
>>25447525
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xSp_GER8bw
>>25447018
sounds like somepony needs a testicle massage
>>25447613
A nice slow, thorough one
>>25447525
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akwxlvmk0BA
Going on three hours
>Stranger: What are your hobbies?
>You: Uh...
>You: uuuuuuuuuuuh
>You: I sit in front of the computer.
>You: before I know it, it's dark.
>You: I repeat the process every day of the week.
>>25447613
>somepony
>>25447598
>That's very relaxing
Hehehe, keep listening. The guy starts fucking assaulting the piano at parts.
I can't really say any great ways to just fine all the classical music you'll like best.
The best is to just spend some energy on exploring yourself. Usually, within the world of classical music, there's a pretty good relation between what is famous and popular and what is genuinely great.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lR_X98LxER8
>>25447635
well obviously, that's not the sort of thing you can just rush through
>>25447641
I'm not in the business of massaging human testicles
now, humans with horseballs, I'll consider. But that's a special case.
It's funny because boobs!
I'm going to beb
Friendly reminder to transform
>>25447651
Did all their nose genes go into their boobs instead?
>>25447651
>Rayman horns
>>25447525
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWRmzUfCv0I
>>25447651
Look how happy she imagines herself with big titties.
>>25447651
come on Moondancer
don't you want to a princess
every little girl wants to be a princess
>>25447651
One day I'm going to take away all of your boobs
>>25447651Oh to be 12 again and genuinely turned on by breasts.
>>25447651
>>25447651
Why can't I just have a pair of nice, petite, perky little breasts?
>>25447650
>you will never grow a monster horsecock and knee hanging ponynuts
>>25447651
unf
>>25447681
truly the best kind
>>25447672
oh man, you're gonna have a giant rack
be sure to take pics when you do it
>>25447525
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xX050NcDNAU
I wanna date Gloomy
The fillies are escaping.
>>25447651
Try again.
>>25447709
I dunno if you can, she's sort of like community property
>>25447673
being easily aroused is a blessing and a curseand it's not just the breasts, it's the overall size difference
>>25447718
If you love her, let her go 'cause love only gets you down
>>25447709
>"Everyone loves my sister more than me! I should have never introduced her."
>>25447735
I love you more Marker, Gloomy is too lethargic for me
>>25447735
Wasn't there an episode about this?
>>25447735
I still love Marker
>>25447735
But I prefer your other sister instead.Wings are my weakness.
>>25447718
where is scootaloos wang
>>25447683
>the only way to get a huge horsedick is by sucking off a huge horsedick and chugging down monster loads
>but once you hit the critical mass of hugeness, sucking yourself off counts and makes you grow
>>25447718
Where are her wings
>>25447759
What have you done, anon!?
Now she's gonna spam Larson's mail until he gives in to her demands.
