Hero's Return Edition
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>Give advice on CYOAs
>Pitch ideas
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>>25444415
First for rising
Reinder that Treads is for bully and bully only
finished it
>>25444415
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16 of the 30 in the OP pic are kill/hiatus
8 are active
8 are finished
>>25444406
No.
>>25444494
Who's knocking?
>>25444494
have a shitty color
Everyone below this line will never see the end of his favorite CYOA he's currently participating in
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The person above this line is lying.
>>25444945
>>25444964
Sick counter.
>>25444920
Choosie is too innocent for such language
>>25444920
i liek it
>>25445103
Yes. Choosie is young and naive, so full of hope and optimism.
>>25445303
Punished Choosie when?
>>25445103
Choosie has to deal with a lot of shit from her friends.
>>25445103
>imblying i care for innocence
you clucks are gonna enjoy what i got in mind
Choosie needs to find a nice stallion to ensure that cyoa pones are around for generations to come
>>25445390
>not knowing she's with rits
>>25445395
She thinks he's nice if a bit loud sometimes.
>>25445390
anon pls, RITS and Choosie OTP
>>25445395
>>25445422
>>25445426
>Wanting foals that are going to grow up to be a burden on /CYOA/
>>25445471
Don't be silly Anon.
RITS is a kek.
>>25445500
who isn't a kek these days?
>>25445525
Either no one or maybe asexuals I guess?
Active threads
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>>25445789
>Forgetting Sunshit
>>25445837
Why would I care about shitty, barely horse quests?
Alchemy returns >>25445919
>>25445867
All quests, good and bad, deserve equal rights
>>25445967
Even Coltshan?
>>25445967
lel no
>>25445967
>>25445967
>>25445967
OiE guy, is that you? Because you're as wrong as he is.
>>25446003
>>25446009
>>25446020
>>25446046
>>25446060
Sunset and Coltshan have just as much of a right to be here as Nips and Hijacker because no mater the quality, a quest is still a quest
>>25446146
This is how I imagine Choosie's attitude.
>>25446161
This is why Choosie is a bleeding heart liberal with no grasp on reality
>>25446161
Choosie, like Fluttershy, understands that sometimes something has to die so that something else can live.
>>25445867
Curwhibbles gets to be on there.
>>25446146
>>25445967
I agree with these. Maybe not equal praise, but certainly the equal right to fail or succeed.
>>25446188
Yeah, because there are horses in that quest and despite the low response rate the quality is magnitudes better than Coltshan (or sunshit)
>>25446146
They only have a right to be on the board. They have to EARN the PRIVILEGE of being appreciated by the people in here. Or at least being memed about.
>>25446177
We need a picture of Choosie mourning at the CYOA graveyard.
>>25446270
We need more pictures of Choosie in general.
>>25446300
Need a pic of her being punished
>>25446161
So she doesn't like RITS and just pities him?
>>25446239
Well, Coltshan proved multiple times that he can only fail and not really learn much from his mistakes.
>>25446146
>>25446239
I agree. This is not a closed off circle jerkr-right?, so
>everyone may come here
>nobody should expect anything
>you're nothing special, just because you're a QM
>no QM is entitled to an audience or to critique
>an audience has to be earned and sustained on his own accord
>you're entering a saturated market - swim or sink, the waters are deep
>everyone here is a faggot
>>25446370
Oh she can like RITS, but she doesn't have any delusions about his questing ability.
>>25446300
gotcha covered senpai
>choosie oversees all the cyoas
>rem takes care of the pones when they're foals
>similar color
Hmmmm
>>25446413
Choosie, n-no
>>25446398
>She has to provide for the two of them because RITS just can't hold down a cyoa job
>>25446413
hue
>>25446451
Ah, Choosie doesn't mind really.
She's crazy rich from all that memebux.
>>25446468
>Taxing meme barons for income
Genius
>>25446468
>She
>>25446519
>has
>>25446527
>teats
>>25446527
>no
>>25446545
[source needed]
>>25446413
So you think that you are something better, simply because you can do art.
>>25446557
Yes.
>>25446557
I also think other QMs are better because they can actually do art or passable writing, not bad one like Coltshan/Sunshit QM.
>>25446557maybelmao :^)
>>25446611
Yes, this is true, but there is a difference between knowing it or expressing it as anon, and expressing it with a piece of art or a name up. That difference is the difference between a boasting dick and a normal anon.
>>25446663
ebin :D
>>25446545
Need more CYOApone teats.
>>25446689
>tfw no /cyoa/-drawfag can draw decent crotchtits
does Choosie bully Treads?
>>25446760
She doesn't even bully RITS, so she's basically a saint.
>>25446778
>She
>she
>>25446795
>Has
>has
>>25446795
Yes anon, those are pronouns.
nah but, I hope you mates enjoyed the choosie stuffuntil next time
>>25446826
Your art is cute
>>25446814
>Testicles
>testicles
>>25446826
bye
>>25446826
You bastardized a character to make three mediocre jokes. Also you're a dick.
>>25446847
#triggered
>>25446847
wow rude
>>25446826
I hope never seeing you or your mediocre "art" again.
>>25446847
>>25446859
>>25446826
See you again! Please come again soon, I alredy miss you xD<3
>>25446847
>>25446859
>>25446859
but it's a drawfag, you gotta suck his dick. :(
>>25446847
>>25446859
>bastardized a character
>'MUH HEADCANON'
>Being this mad.
>>25446729
>>25446729
>>25446854
>>25446855
>>25446870
>>25446882
He has toxic attitude, you think it's good to shit on "bad" QMs, but in the end the more mediocre QMs will read it and think it's also affects them.
We already see how frail the self esteem of those people is. Do you really want Bathwater, Craft, Hero, or any other QM who already had problems, to quit because they feel like they are shit and don't deserve it?
>>25446924
>Thread is literally talking about her character based on things we already established a long time ago.
>Fuck you guys, it's just head canon, I want to be snarky and a dick so this character is now too.
>>25446984
>Do you really want Bathwater, Craft, Hero to quit
yes
>>25446984
>toxic
Is that you LGG guy? You're going to have to try harder if you want to stir drama.
>>25446984
>toxic
nips bringing in the tumblr
>>25447002
Not that Anon, but
>y-you have a different opinion? Haha, y-you gotta be some troll, right?
is stupid, too.
>>25446984
>mediocre QM's
>bathwater
>Hero
>>25447031
>different opinion
>getting triggered over literally nothing
lmao desu senpai
>>25445961
Sweet Alchemy!
>>25446984
I don't ever recall us actually establishing anything for Choosie.
Quit getting worked up about and OC.
>>25446984
Choosie never had a character. It took us like a month to decide a name.
>Criticizing bad QMs is bad
Go find your hugbox somewhere else. Right now you're just encouraging people to shit worse on bad QMs.
So, how do you guys picture Choosie's personality?
>>25447146
Pone
>>25447146
She's gone mute from watching all our shitty decisions.
>>25446984
calm down m8, it was a couple of jokes
>>25446984
>we already established
>multiple, contradictory opinions about the character in the thread
>Didn't decide on most things
>'The option I liked was the one that we chose though, I promise, so stop bastardizing muh character'
Wew, being this mad about an OC
>>25447044
It's not like they're great. Not bad, but not great.
>>25447146
A mixture of Milky, Nyx and Rainbow Dash
>>25447146
total edge lord
>>25447164
>It's not like they're great. Not bad, but not great.
What active QMs are great then?
Need scrunchy Choosie
>>25447182
Not a single one I'd say. But a lot of them are entertaining. It's like playing 7/10 vidya games, pretty fun, but ultimately not great.
>>25447146
Motherly, encouraging and energetic.
She sometimes comes across as innocent and naive, but she's not.
Choosie knows exactly how things work, and exactly what to say when something needs saying.
She knows when to pull the plug.She visits their graves every week.
>>25447205
>spoiler
fug
>>25447182
None of them. Most of them are average, some of them are good, but if they were great then they'd have better things to do. In fact anyone dedicated enough could make a great case for why any given one of them is complete shit.
>>25447146
>>25447205
This.
>>25447224
So the ultimate lesson is that nobody is perfect?
>>25447146
Snarky and cynical most of the time, but when a cyoa pone comes to her with a serious question she sits down and has an in depth discussion with them. Then she slaps them in the back of the head and tells them to stop fucking up.
>>25447224
>if they were great then they'd have better things to do.
What better things are there that share a skillset with QMing?
>>25447002
I'm not LGG guy, he seemed like he simply disliked this thread. I don't want this thread to turn to shit.
>inb4 it's already shit.
How would you call something that by it's mere presence possibly kills established QMs.
>>25447044
>opinions
Both have expressed self esteem problems, that's the only thing that's necessary.
>>25447101
>strawmanning this hard.
I never said to not shit on bad QMs, at least don't do it with your fucking name, or art that indicates who you are. It's a difference if some Anon shits on you, or if Nips shows up with his name and posts three picture that basically state that all other quest are shit, but I already said that.
>>25447101
>>25447164
At least none of those opinions made her a snarky self-centered bitch. You guys realize that writing in character is something a QM should be able too do? It's ridiculous that this guy is thinking he is so much better while he isn't even able to do that. That is the only reason why I brought Choosie into this.
>>25447146
Completely brain dead. Unable to speak or think. Body has been taxidermized and preserved. Fleshlight installed in back so people can try to fuck her in hopes of feeling what they used to feel.
But it doesn't work.
>>25447261
No really, it's time to stop.
>>25447261
>I never said to not shit on bad QMs, at least don't do it with your fucking name, or art that indicates who you are.
So who was it then.
>>25447261
>>25447261
>being this assmad about an OC
>writing a whole post to defend your headcannonshiggydiggy
>>25447261
You brought a poor innocent mare into this because you don't like thing. Think about how she feels, you butt.
>>25447261
>at least don't do it with your fucking name, or art that indicates who you are.
You're messing up the hot opinions meme. It's so QMs don't have to deal with the fallout of stupid opinions. If they don't care they're free to post whatever they like under whatever name they like.
>You guys realize that writing in character is something a QM should be able too do?
You do realize she doesn't have a character and can be anything anyone wants her to be?
>>25447327
Choosie the Changeling
W H E N ?
H
E
N
?
>>25447365
She feeds on the love people give to CYOAs. All the MCs are her drones.
>>25447261
You make Coltshan look like a bastion of intelligence and wit.
Please stop.
>>25447261
>Having a reaction like that.
>>25447443
FOE 2 is back.
All I wanted was to make sure the quests I like keep running and express how much it actually hurt myself as QM when he posted it.
I'll stop now.
>>25447556
>cant handle the bantz
wow.
>>25447556I sympathize with you, I didn't like his attitude either.
>>25447556
>baaaaaaawwww
>>25447577
>QMs being little bitches.
Nothing new.
>>25447556
I still dont get why you care about some random artfags opinions
>>25447556
Dude, all he did was draw a couple of cheeky pictures. I was the post in this picture >>25446413
And I thought it was hilarious
>>25447556
I think that your problem is that you thought the artist who drew Choosie here is Nips. I'm pretty sure it isn't. You then interpreted this artist's sick bantz as if it was Nips shitting on other quests, which even if this is Nips, you know isn't true.
>>25447646
Sure thing, Anon.^:)
>>25447556
I'm a shitty QM too. You're making us look bad.
>>25447556
The method you went about the conversation turned it into your butthurt and headcanon instead of whatever you actually wanted it to be about. And taking things personally on 4chan will and should always result in mockery.
Here's a tip: When speaking about your own butthurt, it works better to speak in the generic instead of reacting like you're butthurt.
>>25447686
Also a shitty QM. Please, please critique your favorite CYOAs. That's how they become less shitty.
>>25447646
I'll shit on whatever quest I fucking want
>>25447727
It's the match of the century, Nips vs Storyteller, who will come out on top?
>>25447749
There can only be one!
>>25447749
Nips is dead
ST is dead dead
>>25447786
Go home, you're not relevant anymore.
>>25447749
No matter who wins, Inept's gonna cash in on money in the bank.
>>25447749
RITS
>>25447749
Wait, wait, what is this? Could it be? LowKey is coming in to wipe these babby QMs off the map!
>>25447749
>>25447818
>Just more corpses of dead QMs piling up in the ring while the commentators spass out.
>>25447854
>RITS, Coltshan, and OneLiner are just cannon fodder that the fight organizers put in there to highlight incredible hits
>Nips is beating the shit out of another QM, but before the job is finished, he gets bored and runs off to hit another
>Storyteller quietly disappears into the background and forfeits
>Inept is just torturing vulnerable QMs instead of fighting
>Res and Craft squaring off against Space Horse and Space Bug
>Hero getting bashed over the head by a mob of unidentified shitposters
>Hijacker gets knocked out and immediately demands a retcon
>Lurker rubbing his hands with a smirk in the shadows of the background
>>25447854Let the bodies hit the floor
>>25448001
but what would the entrance themes be?
>>25448001
>"At least that's what would happen >ladies and gentlemen"
>"If all the QMs weren't dead before we put them on the ring"
>>25448006
>>25448001
So who would be face, who would be heel?
What are the gimmicks of each QMs?
Who are the A listers, the mid carters, the low carters?
Who is the biggest jobber?
Who gets pushed despite being shit?
Who deserves a push?
QM egos are horses with butterfly wings as legs.
>>25448064
That sounds interesting, why has such stuff never showed up in any CYOA?
>>25447205
>>25447381
>>25447179
New vampony thread when
>>25448084
oldAssMare.jpg
>>25448093
Didn't you read Anomango's post?
Vamp is done.
>>25448101
Sometimes I wonder what would have happened if Bathwater didn't hijack it.
>>25448084
You need to it little pone. You must prove yourself.
>>25448084
Das about right.
>>25448114
Nowhere.
>>25448084
Choosie knowing whats best
>>25448084
barbed cat dick will give you cyoa fame.
and hippogriffs.
but mostly cyoa fame.
>>25448155
>tfw no hippogriffs in any cyoa
>>25448062
>Biggest jobber
Coltshan so far. 0 successes at all, multiple 'matches'.
>Who gets pushed despite being shit?
You know who, senpai :^)
>>25448167
Coltshan had a hippogriff
Not that it mattered, of course.
>>25448167
Gis can arrange that
Threshold died and I'm too lazy to make a new thread, so Muffin Top and the Temple of Boss Rush concludesnow!
>>25436531
>>25448195
Super's running
>>25448202
Shit I missed a thread.
>>25448093
>>25448101
>>25448114
It's not over, I just need a break. I'm waiting for a different QM to start up.
>>25448188
We need that SteelGwill armored-combo-monster offspring though.
>>25448084
Pen's dick barbs are ready
>>25448227
Would a Hippogriff have a cutie mark?
>>25448378
I wanna say possibly, since the rear end bit is the horse part
>>25448378
Ass is pony ass, if satyrs get cutie marks hippogriffs should too.
I don't even know if satyrs get cutie marks.
In the end it's a non canon race, so you can do what you want.
>>25448378
Depends on how you imagine them.
>>25448205
From what?
>>25448492
Heroes, probably.
>>25448492
ur mum lol
>>25448410
Satyrs don't get cutie marks
>>25448529
wow rude
Someone didn't bump Jad while everyone was asleep
>>25448621
Yes Chrysalis, we know.
>>25448621
We're aware Chrissy.
>>25448639
Shhhh.... I had random pic I didn't know about attached
which cyoa pone is the absolute madman
>>25448678
So I told Gar to tun into a bat and he actually did it! The absolute madman!
>>25447686
>>25447704
Another one shitty QM.Just kill me lads.
>>25448725
All QMs are shitty, some are just better than others at hiding it.
>>25448621
We were about to do some hard core capitalism as well!
CYOA is death
All cyoa griffons need to hold a squat competition at Pen's favorite bar
>>25449131
Gisela vs Pen Drinking competition when?
>>25449144
Pen's Russian, no way he's gonna lose in a drinking contest.
>>25449144
>Lightweight canary vs seasoned bird Slav
Gis cant even shoot straight sober
So is Vamp dead or did I miss something
>>25449195
>>25449163
>>25449144
>>25449131
>Best alcoholic catbird
>>25449250
I have no idea what's going on, but that's a lot of stupid
>>25449250
wat
>>25449293
M&M up
>>25449360
It's still quiet on the Northern Front
>>25449250
Who?
>>25447000
I'm sorry that I'm so fucking shitty. Maybe some day I can produce something good enough to be worth existing. I'm sorry that your life is worse as a direct result of my presence.
Also, all you people talking about Choisie being misrepresented. It's like you've never seen the pictures of her getting raped.
>>25449483
>all you people
>litteraly one person
>>25449483
I've never seen the pictures of her getting raped. But it may be because I don't usually look for this kind of shit.You are not fucking shitty. You draw.
>>25449483
I was just shitposting. I don't follow your or their quests and I don't know who exactly you are and how well you conduct your quest.
Holy shit.
>>25449483
I can't tell if you're being a parody of yourself at this point or not.
>>25449521 Back for a (hopeful) finaleThank you again based artfag for the picture
>>25449483
This has to be somebody posing as him. There's no way a human being can hate themselves this much.
>>25449483
I don't see how she getting raped is any prove or disprove of any personality argument.
>>25449573
>There's no way a human being can hate themselves this much.
Ya think?
Anyone ever try a CYOA where you play as the bandits or similar to Robin hoodesque kind of outlaw's?
>>25449266
>>25449277
>not playing NV
>>25449641
No
>>25449648
Sorry I don't care for fallout m8.
>>25449648
What does that have to do with drunk Griffons?
>>25449648
>playing toddout
>>25449694
fallout guy has a totally unrelated griffon oc he likes to force.
>>25449648
>>25449697
>toddout
>not made by toddthesda
Brave Anon
>>25449525
This is the response I get every time I apologise for being shit.
>>25449517
Just because I draw doesn't mean I'm not a shitty QM or person in general for that matter. It just means that my quests have a much higher ease of access for new players since there are pretty pictures to distract from my low level of writing which has been described as incoherent.
>>25449852
And nevermind that you are way above of me, completely out of my league, because you draw. I also assume that you are better at writing, and I have a good reason to assume this one thing. If you think you are shit, just look at those who are more shit than you. I'm pretty sure there is a variety of people to choose. It doesn't help all that much, but it's better than nothing, I suppose.
>>25449852
It's probably because I like doing shit like that and you fall for shit like that every time again and again.
who else saw the master controls behind keys during the last update
>>25449919
Pls. Even without seeing it, it was obvious as fuck there was a way to turn the detector off and Keys was just being a huge pervert.
>>25449919
Are we sure Tara is the lewdest horse in the room?
Keys is stepping up her game.
>>25449919
Sleep tight, Sleepyslut.
Where le JAD?! I want le chowder to le blow sphyxs le taste buds!
>>25449919
Get rekt, little shit
>>25449919
Had myself a giggle. Well done, Keys, you're learning.
Sleep tight, Sleepyslut.
>>25449919
Im getting sick of all this lewd derailment.
Im fine with a bit of lewd and yeah sleepyslut is a perv but we just had a scene with them jacking Steel off.
Can we get back to the actual interesting shit pls.
>>25450037
People send him the wrong messages. So far whenever he did some shit, like railroading to hard, he apologized with lewd. Now he is railroading towards lewd, which will create a endless circle of railroading and lewd.
>>25449980
Poor jad didn't get bumped during the time everyone is asleep.
>>25450073
Shut up Chrysalis
>>25450037
if you care, you need to participate.
no one spoke up about pervert skellie, and now we get to have steelie strip
>>25450089
How did you even know I was the same poster, I call hacks
>>25450117
You're not that sneaky, Chryssie
>>25450099
The entire thing was set up to get Steel naked. It wouldn't have mattered what I posted.
>>25450037
>literally in a room with camera feeds
>didn't ask to look at the cameras
>LITERAL SWITCH TO SHUT OFF THE DETECTORS
>"It's all a setup for lewd!"
wew lad
>>25450143
What's with this mindset recently? "I actively didn't volunteer my opinion but I'm going to bitch when it happens anyway" Hijack and Coltquest now. If you don't volunteer your opinion then I don't give a shit what you're complaining about.
>>25450117
Goddamn bug-horse stealing muh goddamn job an muh goddamn identity an muh goddamn car an muh goddamn friends, an getting more goddamn sex than me an stealing muh goddamn money an... ...
>>25450195
Careful Anon. You're hitting too close to home to that one M&M player :^)
>>25450200
>>25450200
DEY TERK ER JERBS
>>25450171
>>25450195
Please the entire scene can be boiled down to
>press this button for no lewd
Like fucking anyone else is gonna press that.
Like I said I don't mind lewds but when it get to the point where you actively have to stop the QM from putting lewds in it becomes a problem.
>>25450250
>There was a prompt to do something. I didn't reply, but I want things to go my way anyway.
>>25450276
No I just don't want every Scene from now on to be.
>Hey do you guys want some lewds
>>25450301
Pretty sure that's what I said. You're above giving input, but the quest needs to bend to your wants anyway.
