Ok you primitive fuckheads, I haven't been on here in like a few years or some shit.
I used to go by nigger_george and do cutie mark threads, but now I'm back so let's see if this crap still works.
So get on with you magnificent assholes, reveal your cutie mark to /mlp/.
Mine is a TT303.
>>25442430
>a bong
YES IM THE STONER PONY
>>25442732
Woops, totally linked to a random thread by accident when I was trying to teply to some faggot. But yeah, that's me, the stoner pony.
A flashlight. Surely metaphorical in meaning!
Kabar.
2edgy.
>A Rarity plush
Oh dear.
>>25442728
First off, rude
>a leather coach
My desttiny is to sit on my ass in relitive comfort.
well I'm satisfied
>>25442737
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right on. speaking of bongs, i wo9nder if there is such a thing as an mlp bong?
>>25442767
what the shit just happened there with the greentext...
>>25442728
>dual channel mic pre
pretty good/10
>>25442779
NOICE.
>>25442728
pip boy?
pip boy
>>25442728
>a chair
I guess my destiny is to be a furniture salesman or something like that.
>>25442816
or maybe paraplegic?
>>25442845
lel
>>25442728
My bed.
Obviously, I am now a God of cuddles and sex.
>>25442728
>Learn French with Michel Thomas
Now I can impress Fleur de Lisactually this guy's CD's are piss poor never buy them
A homemade dildo made of caulking silicone, currently has a wire running the length of it to create a sort of cum tube.
>as a cutie mark
ghetto sex toys are my special talent, woop woop
>>25442728
a fluttershy plush. what does it mean?
>>25443047
You're obviously destined to be a plush maker. Now get to work on my NSFW ponka before your commissions fill up.
>>25442728
Why should I care about you, namefag? This concept is cancer. It's my wall. It has ALWAYS been my wall and it will ALWAYS be my wall until I move.
>>25442728
Shit
Life has no meaning anymore.
>>25442728
A massive 3 cone speaker from the mid '80s
neat.
>>25442728
A glass of pencils
>>25442728
>a jar of vicks vapor rub
>>25443095
We Butt tattoo twins now? One more and we become the boltman crusaders
>>25442804
Same here.Now there's three Lil'Pips running around the wastes.This can only end well.
I uh...
Okay.
>>25443209
No fair, I'm using mine to browse. Does that count as to my left?
>>25443251
Sure, why the fuck not.
>>25442728
>A pack of tissues
This is bad
>A claymore.
HAHA TIME TO REMOVE HERETICS YE OLDE STYLE.
>>25442728
I guess I'm a butler now.
I hope I'm a cool butler, like Alfred or Butler
>>25443415
Forgot to link the thing
"Herrbetjänt" in swedish, mening "Mister Servant
>>25443111
Nice trips
A bottle of Windex
>>25442728
> pillows
I am the lord of the pillows and beds!
Its no wonder I love to sleep
>>25443284
You are a shrink, and the best shoulder to cry on in all of Equestria
>small stitty figurine of Princess Toadstool
I dunno what that would even mean
HI ANON
>a scooter
I gonna do some tricks
>>25442728
>A screwdriver
huh, that's actually really good
oh, hai boys
>>25442728
I am Dell Monitor, I bring you 1080p with mediocre TN panel colour and average viewing angle! My special talent is showing you the best clop images available.
>>25442728
>>25443597
>>25443602
A Ruby (from RWBY) plushie
>>25442728
A cup.
Of Coffee.
Why couldn't it have been a circuitboard?
A German Pointer...
>>25442728
A lighter
Funny
Hot chocolate. Fugg :DDD Does this mean that I may never get a job outside a cafe?
>>25443652
I'm using a German computer right now and I'm afraid something is wrong with yours
A plastic bowling pin
I can juggle really well?
>>25442728
>a cup of tea.
eh could be worse.
>>25443679
Mein Zeiger ist völlig in Ordnung, ich danke Ihnen sehr.
am i milk pone now?
>a wall is directly to my left
Well I do hate mexicans.....
>>25442728
i have a wall
what does that mean?
>>25442728
a lava lamp, rarara and daapi funko figs, or a bottle of adderall. they're all in the same space so i don't know which to pick
>>25444960
>>25444961
Lel.
I guess its /trash/ time
What could it mean?
>>25445076
war never changes
>>25445076
It means you've lived a life of sin
An AR-15.
Is shooting my special talent now?
Bacardi 151. Thats bullshit, I can't handle 4 shots of that, unless getting piss drunk easy is a talent.
An ancient CRT TV in cheap, rundown motel.
Periodically, I will fail to display the colors blue and yellow. Blue and yellow will simply fade away, leaving me as a black space with red patches, then yellow might gradually come back, causing me to resemble a strange, orangish abomination.
I continuously emit a high-pitched, barely audible whining tone that can only be heard when everything else is silent.
If you spend to long looking at me, you will realize that I almost don't fit inside my visible frame. Just slightly off to the left, there is a sliver of me you cannot see.
Wherever I go, I am accompanied by a feeling of despair and disuse, as if someone out there really just doesn't give a fuck.
Sometimes, for no reason, I will repeat an action. Such that, if I reach down to pick up a spoon, I will immediately repeat the gesture causing the spoon to fall to the floor. Almost every one of these repititions is followed by a loud explosion of static.
I have silently observed many, many couples having sex and even more lonely jerk off sessions. I have watched prostitution and drug use and even suicides with a stoic, blank expression that causes people to forget I am in the room and was watching. I never talk about it, but anyone who has seen me knows this is true.
None of that is my talent, though. My talent is being an eldritch abomination in whose presence all will eventually go mad.
>>25442728
gold bond hand moisturizer
god damnit my special talent is wacking off
>>25442728
A Bible...
>>25442728
my red water bottle kek
The Wall
>mfw
>>25442728
>calculator
I whish to be a mathematician.
This is the most fucking perfect cutie mark i could ever have.
>>25442728
a kipa
>>25442728
>Lying down on my right side
Does this make me a blankflank?
A marth amiibo. What is my special talent I wonder
>>25447919Lucinaamiibo here.
>>25442728
Lamp
I guess I have achieved en-light-enment
>>25448030
CARLOS I'M GONNA CALL DONALD TRUMP
>>25442728
>Guitar
Shit! Wrong instrument!
A pair of leggins. What's this supposed to mean? What am I doing with my life?
I have a picture of dio brando. Is my power stopping timr
>>25448333
>trips confirm
I have hard drive and usb to my left. I might be intellegience or really good with small flash memory devices
me gusta
>>25448276
put them on to achieve the ultimate power.and post pictures
>>25442728
>3rd time i see this
>in all three threads it has been my mom
kill me
>>25442728
Amplifier.
>>25448185
Could have been worse, you might have a ukulele.
Just imagine,
>all your life you spend practicing the cello
>trying to learn it
>trying to master it
>trying to become the classical musician that will make your family proud
>but you never quite get it
>and you're not quite a colt anymore
>people are starting to wonder behind your back
>still, you keep trying
>someday, you're going to perform in the Canterlot ballroom like your father and his father before him
>even though you don't think he believes it anymore when he says one day you'll make him proud
>then, one day, you see a ukulele lying out at a yard sale
>on impulse, you pick it up and give it a few strums
>you feel a tingling in your ass
>oh god
>your cutiemark is there, this tiny ass stringed piece of crap framed against two palm trees
>the pony who runs the yard sale comes over
>he has a ukulele cutie mark too
>and a Hawaiian shirt straining to hold back his immense gut
>he's pressing the instrument into your hooves excitedly
>and you're going to be the family failure
>he's telling you how great the beaches are and how much he loves to play at luaus
>and you're going to be 40 years old one day, surrounded by teenagers on the beach wondering what happened
>he's telling you what a great instrument the ukulele is
>and you're going to wear boardshorts or a sunhat or a floral patterned shirt
>he's telling you about the times he and some of his bros spent living together, 8 of them in a three room beach house
>and your life is already over
>you belong to the ukulele now
>you belong to the beach
>and you will never find your way back home
>>25448627
just hang loose brah
>>25448627
Well, my ukulele's also to the left of me but more behind... so yeah, close call.
I'm more of a harp man, though. Ablues harpman.
my cat.
>>25448722
This is now a cat thread.
>>25448722
your special talent is being a pet
better find a nice master
>>25442728
>>25442728
a fucking bed
fuck you op
>>25442728
A water bottle.
Why're people replying with pictures, showing the catalog? autismo maximus 2bhorny
>>25442728
Apparently my special talent is somehow offending people.
>>25449022
Some people evidently never read the image and assumed it's one of those "The OP image to the left is your new cutie mark" threads.
Completely different, you know.
>>25442728
A wall/a corner of my monitor. Fuck.
>>25449170
There
>>25442728
a small jar of honey.
>>25449099
Why did this make people mad again?
>>25442728
a sword, looks like its the guard for me
