>"Quick! Anon! It's me, Twilight from the future! We must go back into Equestria's past and stop season three from being so shitty! There's no time to waste!"
But how do we stop Magical Mystery Cure from happening
>>25439859
>"That's where you come in, Anon! Hasbro has royaly fucked up the show with past pony-world Twilight's wings! You must stop them by bringing back Lauren Faust and and making the season longer! Better episodes! Better villains! Keep Discord evil! Please... You are our only hope..."
*pleading puppy dog eyes*
>>25439930
But I'm only one man
And neo-/mlp/ is completely overtaken by Twilicorn and EQG shiteaters.
It's kinda hopeless at this point.
>>25439856
BOSS?
>>25439939
>neo-anything
I'm amazed you haven't an hero'd yet.
>>25439939
>"Never lose hope, Anon... Remember the golden age! THE GOLDEN AGE, DAMMIT! TIME TRAVEL WILL MAKE THIS RIGHT!"
Probably what would have made S3 better would have been knowing straight away that that wouldn't have been the last season. Because MMC was suppose to be the last episode, until more seasons were added.
>>25439930
>faust
lol no
especially after writing shit like "lol sheeps are stupid so let's go full lazy and call every simple place baaaah"
>>25439856
So if I fucked you right now would it be like you had a joy buzzer in your pussy?
>>25439994
>".... Still better than Hasjew."
>>25440008
>"I am both confused and intrigued by this idea."
Now how do I know you're from the future?
>>25439856
lolno
>>25440048
>*she lifts up a DVD, showing the tenth EQG sequel*
>"The things I've seen... It's awful, Nonny!"
>>25440048
Smell her pussy, then find normal Twilight and smell her pussy, considering a nerd like Twilight baths so little chances are you can tell how far from the future she is just by how bad the stank is.
>>25440080
Well hey, more underdeveloped waifus ain't that much of a bad thing. What else does the future have?
>>25440080
Silly Twilight, I love EQG movies
>>25439856
Say no more, what is your plan?
>>25440111
>"Well... Every pony had to have their central nervous system removed... Something about moral fiber."
>*she shrugs, thinking of more stuff*
>"Pinkie started selling her body for crack money, Rainbow Dash came out of the closet, Human Applejack joined the KKK... Oh... And you guys now have talking pony flashlights."
>>25440111
>"Ahem... Fleshlights*."
>>25440155
Interesting.
Tell me Twilight, is there a way I can make this future happen any sooner? I've always wanted a flashlight in the form of my waifu that talks to me.
>>25440208
>"Of course. All you need to do is have Hasjew make a new EQG movie every month or so. Their need for money will make them start selling all kinds of merchandise! Even... *gulp* Those things."
I'll get the gun.
>>25440468
>"Finally! I find someone who's prepared for these kind of things!"
>>25439856
Got it; kill Discord, burn the black book, and smash the mirror portal in the Crystal Kingdom.
>>25440970
You mustn't forget to recite the words upon destroying the book.Klaatu, barada, nickto.
Can't I just put my dick inside of you and call it a day?
>>25439856
Wow, nice tits, future Twilight.
>>25439994
I'm pretty sure that's the joke. The sheep puns are so overdone that people would be expecting the same lame puns we've all heard a thousand times. I'm sure it will be lampshaded with one of the characters responding to the name with something like "Baaah? Just Baaah? You're not going to make a pun like Baaahgdad or Baaahngladesh? Just Baaah?". It's like an anti-joke.
>>25439994
>lol sheeps are stupid
But they ARE. Have you ever been around sheep? They're some of the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet.
>>25439856
Twilight - Venom Snake
Applejack - Kazuhira Miller
Rainbow Dash - Revolver Ocelot
Fluttershy - Quiet
Rarity - Huey
Pinkie Pie - ?
