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>FAQ
>How did this Humanized thread get started? What happened to Fingerbang?
The Humanized thread was created when the various humanized threads (including Fingerbang) on /mlp/ decided to merge. The rest is history.
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>>25438560
right tiddy B cup
left tiddy D cup
>>25438560
>worst pone/human
>best haircut
my cock is conflicted
>>25438560
that pic would be even sexier if she had an appendix op scar...
>>25438596
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWJo2EZW8yU
New thread smell
>>25438560
unf
>>25438771
haircut best>
human/pone worst>
>>25438954
tnaem I kcuf eht tahw wonk uoy<
Last time on tUOCC:
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>"Oh- oh my, I'm so sorry. I should've known when you- Oh, dear. Anon, I never intended for you to revisit anything like this, I shouldn't ha-"
"No, no, it's fine I swear. The reason I'm pretty quiet about it is that other people don't take it too well. Tend to over-react sometimes, you know? Even Celestia was sympathetic with me in my interview."
>You chuckle to yourself.
"Though at this point she must hate me."
>"You were going to her office an awful lot. What was that about?"
"Ach, you know, got into fights."
>"Fights? When?"
"After school mainly, you know, Flash and the gang."
>"What? You never said this! You said he left you alone after the first time!"
"Yeah, I lied. I just didn't want any of you involved, you know? Would've gotten more people in trouble than necessary."
>She punches you in the arm, the scowl returning.
>"You can't do that, Anon. It just makes use more worried when you shut everything in. You're worse than Rainbow Dash."
"I guess, I guess."
>"So, what about other family?"
"Other?"
>"Why move here after... that. Why not live with any relatives? Aunts, uncles, grandparents? They should have been able to take you in."
"Yeah, under normal circumstances. Though truth be told I don't have a 'godparent' or whatever it is."
>"Why not?"
"It's not like I don't have relatives, I'm sure I do, but..."
>"But what."
"I can't remember them?"
>She huffs into the pillow, doubting you.
"I'm serious, I can't... remember anything from when I was young."
>You watch as annoyance turns to pity before she asks her next question.
>"What do you mean?"
"When I was 12, I... got sick. I don't know how, I was never told what led up to it, but the first thing I remember is waking up in a hospital bed. Viral meningitis, it's a swelling of the brain. Side effects vary, and in this case it had wiped me clean."D E E P E S T L O R E
>>25438930
A SHIT
>>25439431
That's nice. :)
>>25439431
>"... Anon."
"I didn't know my parents, my name, how to communicate properly... Learning to read was tough, hated reading. I mean, of course we tried some therapeutic measures to get some of my memory back, but nothing stuck."
>"I - Anon, I"
"It's funny, I've got thick-ass binders full of photos of me. Playing in a park, at pool parties... My first few birthdays. But I don't recognise anyone in them, much less myself."
>"You don't need to contin-"
"Within a single week, everything that made me /me/, the person I had become... just disappeared."
>"Anon."
>Rarity places her hand on yours, squeezing it.
>"It's fine, you can stop now. I'm sorry."
"Yeah, no, I'm sorry, I got carried away."
>"I shouldn't have assumed your situation was simple, it was selfish of me to ask you that. But thank you for doing so. It couldn't have been easy for you."
>You scratch the back of your head.
"No, no, it's fine. It's not a secret or anything, there's no reason to hide it."
>She slides down onto your shoulder and lies there, still gripping the pillow, albeit lightly.
>"I never would've have thought."
"I don't think anyone could."
>Minutes of silence dawn between the two of you, but not awkward or uncomfortable silence.
>Just silence.
>"I'm not very tired, now, after all that."
"Yeah."
>"Could you lean back down?"
"Lea- sure."
>She lifts herself off of you and you shimmy down the headboard again.
"What, you wanna get the laptop back out?"
>"No, that's boring, remember?"
>Rarity plops her head down on your chest again, though this time it's shirtless as opposed to even slightly covered.
"Uh, Rarity, are you okay with this?"
>"It's surprisingly comfortable."
"Isn't it hard?"
>"It's firm, but at the same time your body is so warm that it's nice. Feeling the breathing is pretty relaxing, too."
>You almost chuckle.
"Alright then."
>"Is something wrong?"
"No, I just wanted to make sure you were okay with doing that."
I'd like to sniff Human Dash's armpits.
I want Dashie to sweep me off of my feet
p9...
This general is truly dead
>>25439865
>"Mhmm."
>She moves her lower body to be parallel to yours again, cuddling against you closer than before.
"Rarity?"
>"Hm?"
"N- nothing."
>You stare off into the ceiling, counting specks, looking at cracks, peering out the window, anything to get your mind off of the attractive young woman stapled to your body.
>She must be one of two things.
>Either she's mentally tired from that psuedo-fight you two had, or, now that you got all of that off your chest, she trusts you more.
>And now that she trusts you more, she is more willing to be comfortable near you.
>Leading to this.
>Though.
>You've noticed a familiar scent fill the room recently.
>The past few hours, maybe.
>Recent.
>You couldn't smell it before, when you arrived.
>But it's that smell you noticed on the others.
>Fluttershy, Sunset, Dash, Applejack,Twilight.
>And now it's gotten to Rarity.
>It would be easy to predict what it was if Twilight wasn't in the list.
>Perhaps it's women you've spent to most time with, rubbed off on.
>That would make sense for all of them except Twilight.
>And now to add Rarity to that list.
>If it is women you've spent the most time with, then it would make sense you can sense it from her.
>You raise a hand and look at it amidst the darkness of the room around you.
>Tomorrow, you have to check if it's possible.
>What you learned in Las Pagasus.
>You'll be able to protect them this time, no matter what.
>Your hand falls back to the bed and you listen for Rarity's breathing.
>Still too fast.
"You awake?"
>"How'd you know?"
"Had a feeling. Anything the matter?"
>She waits before giving you an answer.
>"I don't... think so."
>She turns her head towards yours, still resting her head on your chest.
>"I'm just not tired anymore."
"The conversation we had woke you up?"
>"Pretty much."
Royals;
http://pastebin.com/VdFabnZs
>You try laugh it off.
"We're only going out to the gazebo, right? We don't need shoes. Ha ha ha."
>She looks confused again, but not to a large enough extent to know you're hiding anything.
>Thank every deity or God out there that made her so trusting and airheaded.
>Once outside, the cold air nips at your toes, but the increasing level of sunlight warms you up at least a little.
>Why does Celestia need to be up so early?
>There is no reason to be up at...
>What time is it?
>7?
>Oh, well.
>That is pretty reasonable, you suppose.
>It just sucks that you have to get up this early on an off-day, too.
>At least you don't need to make breakfast.
>You wait about half an hour into breakfast to excuse yourself again.
>Telling Celestia that you're going to the bathroom, you walk back into your room.
"Luna? You in here?"
>Walking to the bed, you lift the sheets up, checking under it.
>Gone.
>Must be in her own room.
>Thank goodness.
>Nothing bad happened, it seems.
>You go into your bathroom, looking at yourself in the mirror.
>Wow.
>That is terrible.
>This is the worst bedhead you've had in weeks.
>Augh.
>And you couldn't shower this morning, even after...
>The intense 'workout' you did last night.
>Oh well.
>Looks like cologne will have to do.
>Using water and gel you fix your hair, properly doing your tie, tucking in your shirt, and getting shoes on before leaving the room again.
>Sigh.
>"That took you a while."
>You chuckle.
"Yeah, I decided to fix myself up a tad as well."
>"I noticed. You look a lot better now. I chose to go to Luna's room when you were away, and it looks like she's already up."
>Act surprised, Anon.
"Really? That's a new record for her. Did you ask her to come down?"
>"I would have, but she was in the shower."
>Hm.
>Lucky her.
>>25441224
>"One of the maids will inform her once she's finished."
"I see."
>You both continue eating in relative, the occasional quip being said between you.
>"Any idea what it is that kept you up so late?"
>You almost choke.
"Uhm, hah, well... How do I describe it?"
>"Describe?"
"I mean... It started out okay, I was sleeping fine. Then I woke up, angry, as one does when they're roused unexpectedly. Then I couldn't get back to sleep because I was thinking about too many things, and I tossed and turned in bed so many times that I tired myself out, but by the time I got comfortable it was already morning."
>She thinks about what you just said.
>"So... just a restless night?"
>You pause.
"Pretty much."
>As the sun continues to glow in the sky, you feel the cold dew covered garden heating up.
>The peace doesn't last long, however, as you recognise familiar steps coming towards you on the stone garden path.
>"Good morning Luna."
>You look over.
>Her hair's still wet, but she's changed and made herself look presentable.
"H- Hey."
>Your voice cracks, making you keep quiet.
>She responds to Celestia, not making eye contact with you.
>Each conversation comes and goes within a second, being shut down instantly by either you or Luna.
>Celestia ends up just taking to herself for the most part, since you can't think of a word to say to Luna now, and it doesn't look like she can either.
>You want to ask for the salt, but you feel like as soon as you open your mouth you'll belch out something along the lines of 'So about that sex we had'.
>Better to just keep quiet altogether for now.
>Celestia seems to notice how quiet you got once her sister showed up.
>She looks to you.
>Then Luna.
>Back to you.
>Her.
>You.
>Her.
>Table.
>"This is good." She finishes, probably having given up trying to keep conversation going.
>You finish your tea, bidding them an almost curt goodbye before leaving.
>>25438560
>Patreon
ok, is dead.
Douzeeeeeey
Where are yooouuu?
>>25441909
what
>>25442437
12 // Royals and 12 // The Ordinance Under Canterlot City are both Douzey. He's writing three stories at once.
>rape
>>25441314
Moar?
>>25443252
Yes, he is.
>>25445833I DO
>>25438560
whats with tumblr: the haircut
>>25446725
Tumblr association aside, it's a sexy cut. Some women can pull it off incredibly well.
I wish SJW dyke hamplanets would stop appropriating all the awesome hairstyles, though.
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>>25438560
I hate her hair.
Can I request a greentext story in this threads?
>>25451044
go ahead
>>25451992
>be anon
>be the new guy in HS
>attempt to make any friends fails
>never made any friends at the end of my stay in HS
>always alone
>start getting bullied, laughed at, and talked back behind my back by everyone, even the teachers
>another day in HS
>It's recess time
>go to the restroom to eat lunch by myself like I usually do, but mostly to get away from all the bullying, even if for a bit
>as I walk by, a group of six girls sitting together in a cafeteria table take notice of me
>"hey Anon. Wanna come sit with us?"
>as I heard this offer, I become rarely confused and dumbfounded at the same time
>Why would six cute girls ask me to sit with them?
>It takes me a few seconds until it finally hits me
>Ah, I see. They're doing this out of pity
>this girls probably know of the situation that I'm in
>I've seen each of this girls pass by me while taking a quick glimpse at me in situations where I get bullied, which is ALWAYS
>I even remember them the first day I came here
>when no one wanted to be friends with me and had to sit alone in a cafeteria table, the six of this girls would have their eyes pierced at me and talk in group for the rest of recess
>They're all the same scum
>talking behind my back and laughing at me while I also get bullied by everybody else
>this girls are no different
>"Hello, Anon?. Are you okay?"
>I say nothing in return and just keep on walking
>the girls's expressions are full of staggering and astonishment as I leave
>I don't need your sympathy or compassion
>I don't need any of you
>I say these sentences inside my mind as I walk by
>Days pass
>try to ignore the bullying hoping it will fade as the days go by
>but to my misfortune, it keeps getting stronger and stronger instead
>I become heavily stressed out because of this
>I endure and endure each passing day until one day I decide I'd finally had enough
>decide to drop out of HS
>days latter, I'm found inside my dark basement without a glimpse of light in sight
>>25453193
>>be anon
dropped.
>>25453193
>since those days, I've done nothing but play vidya, browse the interwebz and eat
>days go by
>developed social anxiety/social phobia (or whatever it's called) due to the extreme bullying from HS
>days pass
>said condition just keeps getting worse since I'm always inside my room
>more days pass
>It's getting hard to get out of my basement without feeling alarmed and/or anxious
>more,more days pass
>my parents can already tell I'm a lost cause just by looking at me
>more, more, more days pass
>I can't even bring myself to talk to people without feeling extremely nervous and stressed now. Not even my parents
>even more, more, more days pass
>I have to wait for my parents to come back from work until very late just so they can serve and bring me food to my doorstep since I can't even bring myself to get out of my basement anymore
>weeks pass by
>contemplating suicide at this point
>so this is what my life is going to be all about...
>I think as I'm sitting in my bed lost in thought
>I wish... things could have been different...
>I whisper
>haha...
>hahaha...
>hahahahahahaha
>hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
>I laugh frantically as tears roll down my face
>wake up loosely next morning with dryness in my eyes
>ugh... what time is it...
>6:30...
>no surprise, since I got all the time in the world...
>"knock, knock"
>I become a bit more awake as I hear the sounds of the door being knocked
>"hey Anon, you awake?"
>what is it, mom?
>"a group of girls are here to see you"
>w-what?
>a group of girls?
>wait...
>you don't mean...
>them?
And that's it from me. If anyone accepts my request then please continue my story. I wanna see where this story goes by the writings of other anons.
>BE ALAN
I love how the thread is getting back on track. Keep going, guys.
>>25455609
Nice meme
>>25455688
Degenerate Duty
>>25456002
wow that sucks
>>25456094
Thanks
>>25457704
Fap pls
Any updates?
>>25458462
I love how the thread is getting back on track. Keep going, guys.
>>25458647
Nice meme
>>25441314
FER FOOKS SAKE.
Blame the fuckin' floods guys.
For a country that rains 17 months per year, you'd think we'd be better eqipt to deal with this shit.
The streets are fucked, yo.
This river next to my uni is flooded all the way up to the tree's, it's insane.
>>25459161
Degenerate Duty
>>25441314
>>25459248
>You'll have to apologise to Celestia later, but to be put in that situation this early after... what you did.
>It's too much, at least for now.
>You walk back into your room, closing the door behind you and just standing there.
>You loiter around your room until breakfast is over, and you're sure that the two sisters have left the premises, probably back into their own chambers.
>No one's knocked on your door, so that's good.
>You can do what you need.
>Okay, first things first.
>Taking care of business.
>Can't let anyone know.
>Making your way over to your dresser, you open a few of your drawers, searching.
>It must be here somewhere.
>Haven't worn the dam thing in ages, but you know you own it.
>Pulling out large wads of clothing and chucking them onto your bed, you search deeper into the cupbaords.
>This is going to be a crappy clean up.
>Grabbing a hold of what you think is a hood, you pull it out.
>There we go.
>Hoodie.
>Something the palace dress code certainly doesn't let their staff wear, so you've sort of just let it rot here.
>Good thing you finally have a use for it.
>Putting it on, you search in a cupboard designated 'winter clothes'.
>Headwear.
>Here we are.
>A beanie.
>Along with a hood, this should cover you just fine, right?
>Let's add a scarf for good measure.
>Putting them all on, you adjust yourself in the mirror, almost shocked at how...
>Citizen-like you look.
>It's not bad, really.
>And now to get a more 'lax' pair of pants on.
>Dress pants won't work.
>You must have jeans somewhere.
>Bought them around the same time as the hoodie.
>Finding them, you struggle into the waist.
>Crap.
>it's been years.
>You remember these being baggy.
>They're really tight now.
>Or are they?
>You can pull these off as skinny jeans.
>Yeah.
>Why would anyone wear these of their own accord?
>How does this not cut off circulation?
>Ah well, it's just for now.
>PLAY WITH MY MOONS ANON
>>25459438
>Checking yourself in the mirror again, you look both ways before exiting your own door.
>Facing away from any palace authority on your way out, you make it to the door, meeting with the valet.
>"Good morning Sir, do you have a reference nu- ... Anon? Is that you?"
"Yes, it is."
>"I apologize, you look, uh, different. I'll get your car righ-"
>You cut him off.
"Look, kid, I need you to do me a favour."
>You walk closer to him, making sure that no one's watching you two talk.
>You pull out your wallet and fold up a 10 dollar bill, laying it in his hand.
"Get me /your/ car, this time."
>He looks at you strangely, and at the money in his hand.
>Thoroughly confused.
>As he should be.
"If anything happens to it, I'll pay back in full. Don't worry. There's just something I need to do... without makinga scene."
>Again he looks at you, deciding to just take the money.
>"Alright, er- Sir."
>He runs off, with you pacing around impatiently as he gets his own ride.
>Yours has the palace emblem on it, along with the licence plate.
>Not good for anything you want to do yourself.
>Great for finding parking spots.
>In time, an old and slightly beaten up car makes it's way to the roundabout.
>Wow.
>That works.
>Normal cars aren't different from the ones you've been driving, right?
>He gets out, gesturing you in.
"Thanks."
>"No problem."
>You shut the door.
"I'll be back in like an hour, I'm not taking it anywhere far."
>You take off, getting the seat adjusted and feeling the ride out.
>Smells like old weed.
>Eh, it's no surprise.
>The valet can't be any older than 20.
>Once you get to the main roads, the reality of having a car like this hits you.
>Everyone is so rude.
>These roads are barbaric.
>Every man for himself taken to a whole new level.
>Dog-eat-dog.
>This is new.
>>25459501
>Once you make it onto the smaller roads it only gets worse, with everyone clamouring to get ahead just a little bit faster than everyone else.
>Why?
>It's not like they're ALL in a rush.
>This is crazy.
>Finding the centre of town, you have to drive around for a full 20 minutes before you find anywhere to park.
>A nightmare of U-turns and roundabouts, off-ramps, and near-death experiences.
>Is this how hard life is for normal people?
>The government should do their damn job.
>Ah, wait.
>You are the government.
>Right.
>Walking in the morning sun to a centre, you move through warm, sun filled side-walks and cold, damp, shadow cast buildings.
>That's the nice thing about a city like Canterlot.
>It's organic.
>The city itself can be dated back to being thousands of years old, long before it was ever called Canterlot.
>As such, the foundations have evolved with the people and times, meshing into a large mess of infrastructure.
>None of that 'city planning' stuff.
>Although, this does lead to congestion problems, that's an issue.
>And finding things is a pain.
>The street names are complete havoc.
>Ah, well.
>Walking into the centre, you look inside at all of the stores.
>There we go.
>Just... be incognito, Anon.
>Why are people looking at you?
>Women are staring.
>Crap, crap crap.
>Did you leave some palace thing on?
>Why are people looking at you as they pass by?
>Sure, if you had a huge sign on you saying you were from the castle.
>But you're sure you don't.
>Your underwear has-
>No, stupid.
>They can't see your underwear.
>Making your way into the store you want, you hobble about.
>Walking around the store, you see what you need, but pass it about 5 times.
>Never brave enough to pick it up.
>Ah, it's so weird.
>Sucking it up, you take the items out, shuffling slowly to the take out counter.
>The man working scans your items, chuckling.
>"Someone in trouble?"
>>25459577
>You rub the back of your head, trying not to look embarrassed.
"Aye. Well, I hope not."
>That's how locals speak, isn't it?
>"Need a bag?"
>Right.
"Yes, please."
>You walk out with your items, legging it to your- er - the valet's car.
>Time to get back home.
>A few near-death experiences and new curse words leant later, you arrive back at the familiar gates.
>The guards stop you, but once you take off your beanie they recognise who you are.
>They ask you for the story, but you just brush it off as a 'long story' type situation.
>Not much longer now.
>You pull up, thanking the valet for his favour, and walk in.
>Shoving the plastic bag into your hoodie, you powerwalk upstairs.
>Don't let anyone see you, Anon.
>Once up, a maid almost stops you before noticing who you are.
>"Day off?"
>You just smile and nod, continuing.
>Crap.
>Just focus.
>Approaching the large door, you open it quickly before again closing it.
>"Wh- Who are y- Anon?"
>Luna takes her earphones out, spinning around in her chair.
>"What's with the get up?"
"I had to do something, it's weird."
>"I think it looks hot."
>She stares a while, making you feel slightly objectified, if nothing else.
>Sighing, you take out the plastic bag, dropping it down on her table.
"Alright, look. Take one form this pack now, just uh- read the recommended dosage for your body type or whatever, and then these, you have to take every day."
>You show her the pack, shaking it in your hand.
>Luna gets up and walks over, taking the packet from your hand.
"Listen, it's really important that you remember to take these, okay? If you forget a day, the consequences could literally be world-ending."
>Her brow furrows.
>"Anon, is this... Is this birth control?"
>Hearing her say the word makes you bite your tongue, looking away.
>You manage to mumble out.
"Y- yeah."
>>25459852
>She stares at the packet a bit longer, laughing.
"Wha- what? It's not funny, Luna, it's really serious. I don't know how long this uh- morning after stuff can go on for. It's already been a few hours, come on."
>She turns the packet around, reading it.
>"But you didn't even, like-"
>You roll your eyes.
"Pre-ejaculate can contain sperm in it. Last I was aware, you're not on your period, so there's a fair chance you could be ovulating."
>"How do you know when my period is?"
>You raise your brow at her.
"Is that a serious question?"
>She sighs.
>"Sure, sure. I'll take these, if you're that worried. Though... what did you get the second pack for?"
"Second pack? Oh, I just... I do-"
>"When did we establish that this was going to be a long term thing? I thought you didn't want to do it last night, much less ever again. But from the looks of /these/ little pills here... you want to continue-"
>She counts how many packets there are.
>"Oh my. For the next three months?"
"No, I didn't mean that- That's just - it's the only one they sold, and I just wanted to make sure, you know? Like, I didn't-"
>She giggles at you, walking off into her bathroom.
>Was she serious when she said it was a one time thing?
>You just... assumed.
>Neither of you really talked it out, since morning came so fast, it-
>Luna steps back out of the bathroom.
"Is that it? Will the pill work?"
>She waves it off.
>"Relax, it says it works within 72 hours."
"Three days?"
>"Yeah. It's only been half a day, at most. Stop getting so worked up about it."
>What?
>How can she be saying that?
"Why aren't you worked up about it? This is your body, and future, that we're talking about."
>She pauses, blank eyed.
>And just shrugs.
>"Eh."
"Eh?"
>"Eh."
>You sigh.
"Seriously, Luna."
>"What? Come on, nothing's going to happen. Trust me this time."
>Her small arms wrap around you, rubbing your back.
>"Thanks for doing that, though."
>>25459892
>You return the hug, albeit still a little on edge.
>"Now, back to those /other/ contraceptives you bought."
>You instantly try break the hug, but she pulls you in tighter.
>"What exactly did you have in mind when you bought those, hey Anon?"
"I - I don't-"
>"Expecting more of last night, are you?"
>You feel your face get hotter, the blush probably visible.
>"Well, since you're just so desperate for more of that, I guess we could... continue, if you want."
"No, that's not what I wan-"
>"You don't?"
"Uh, no, I mean- it's not that I don't-"
>"Then you do expect more. You're bolder than I thought about all this, Anon. I think I can feel it poking me in the st-"
>You unlink her arms and push her away, not looking in even her general direction.
"Have a nice day goodbye I have work to do ha ha ha-"
>The door shuts as you leg it back to your room, hands in your pockets to hide the...
>Visitor.
>God damnit Luna.
Aigh' 5 posts is enough. 6 hours of maths tomorrow and it's already 1 30.
>>25453193
>>25453929
>mfw no one took my request
>>25438560
A quick lemon I did just because
And a work in progress...
>>25459966
>>25460004
>>25459966
>Lemon
More like Melon
>>25459964
Maybe some other time.
can't read the rest of the filename. who made that?
>>25460129
It was made by a friendly artist named RIS.Which is short for Reverse Image Search.
>>25459270
wow that sucks
>>25459964
You can't cure a story that starts with "Be Anon"
I love how the thread is getting back on track. Keep going, guys.
>>25460219
tnks
>>25460211
yeah no i found it that way lol
no need to be a salty bitch
>>25460326
What's the matter? Can't take a little sarcasm?
>>25460259
nice meme
>>25438560
She would be cuter with a full head of hair, but I could see Dash trying a punk hair style. Plus it's sexy in that way.
Too bad I never will.
>>25459966
>>25460004
>>25460234
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6jc9epUspY
>>25460347
Degenerate Duty
>>25460234
>"Be Anon"
Am I missing something here? People seem to hate this sentence for some reason, why?
>>25460608
It's like starting a story with "Once upon a time"
>>25461139
What if your story starts with
>Day ______
?
>>25393965
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAaI5cp15sA
>"Ha, totally!" Rainbow Dash lets out a relieved sigh, "thanks for the advice Fluttershy! I better get going before Anon notices I'm not training with the girls..."
>"Good luck Rainbow Dash!"
>Rainbow Dash jumps out of the bushes and runs back to the pitch, joining the other girls before quickly catching up to their speed.
"Finally! There you are Rainbow Dash! Where were you?" You ask her as she passes by.
>She stops on her tracks, but keeps trotting in the same place.
>"Uhh...sorry about that Anon, I had to go to the restroom."
"Oh, sorry about that, carry on then."
>Rainbow Dash gives you a sweet smile before joining the others once again.
>("Huh...how cute") you think to yourself.
>This time Rainbow Dash wasn't sarcastic or mean with you.
>You take another glance at her sweet body.
>Man, were you lucky before or what?
>You totally had no chance to befriend a cutie like her, but she still decided to talk to you back then.
>Should you go for her again, or focus completely on Sunset Shimmer.
>It's kind of hard to do so since Rarity is getting real flirty around you.
>You let out a sigh and keep doodling on your notebook more possible plays for the girls to practice before Friday's match.
>You don't know what you got yourself into, but if it doesn't involve taking pictures of the girls' undies, or beating more hoodlums then you should be safe and totally fine.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmGrdLN-5Y4
>The training has ended for the day, the girls were excited to play against Manehattan's Raiders next Friday.
>A quick two-hours trip to Manehattan just to play a quick match doesn't sound that bad if the girls are willing to give their all in the pitch.
>"See ya Anon!" Derpy and Blueberry Pie wave at you.
"Bye girls, see you tomorrow."
>"Bye coach!" Cloud Chaser and Flitter say at the same time.
"Rest well girls."
>There are no girls left on the pitch.
>Except for-
>"Hey dude, mind if I join you for a bit?"
![808466__safe_solo_rainbow+dash_blushing_equestria+girls_upvotes+galore_belly+button_sweat_midriff_shirt+lift[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/CyZ3ZX1.png "808466__safe_solo_rainbow+dash_blushing_equestria+girls_upvotes+galore_belly+button_sweat_midriff_shirt+lift[1].png")
>>25461192
"Oh, hey there Rainbow, I thought you were gone, sure."
>Rainbow Dash sits next to you on the bleachers.
"Wanna talk about the strategies? I'm pretty sure we can win to-"
>"Nah," she says before giggling, "enough talking about soccer for today Anon."
>You let out a chuckle.
"Really? You? Having enough about soccer? Alright, who are you and what did you do to the real Rainbow Dash?"
>She laughs.
>"What? I'm not obsessed with soccer all the time dude!" She says before giving you a very light punch on your shoulder, "I just wanna, well...get to know you better since all my friends have spent time with you and talk how awesome you are."
>YES!
"Really?"
>"Yeah...especially Rares. Good job there dude, Rarity is a girl who is very hard to impress you know?"
"Well, I'm not sure where you're getting at Rainbow, but I'm glad to help her in any way I can, in fact she wants me to keep teaching her a few more lessons of self-defense."
>"That's totally cool Anon, after what went down at Sugarcube Corner last week I wouldn't mind getting a few lessons myself you know."
"You'd kick some ass and take names, that's for sure Dash."
>Rainbow Dash giggles.
>"Yeah, Rarity is so grateful towards you and your self-defense lessons. Yesterday she and Sweetie Belle went shopping, and Rarity kicked some guy's tail at the subway who was creeping on her."
>You told her to lay low...
>You need to talk to her about that.
"Well, I guess she should be fine...as long as it doesn't go to her head."
>"Yeah, I mean, I'm not pretty like Rarity. But I wouldn't mind protecting my friends who can't defend themselves you know-"
>You'll fool around with Rainbow's feelings for a bit to see how she reacts.
>Firstly, you scoff.
"Not pretty like her? Come on now Rainbow Dash. Don't say that, especially when it's not true."
>Rainbow's eyes go wide.
>"Excuse me?"
"I said that you shouldn't lie to yourself, all I see next to me is one of the prettiest girls of the team, and of course, the school."
>>25461192
>>25461393
Sí.
>>25460566
>>25461058
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBGn8YqdoMA
>>25461192
![tall[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/VTT8UD4.png "tall[1].png")
>>25461393
>Rainbow Dash looks quite uncomfortable with your flirting.
>Then, it hits you.
>You kind of regret saying that.
>You're talking to her like you've known her all your life, but in fact, she barely knows you.
>Why the fuck did you do that?!
>She must think that you're some sort of creep.
"Oh-I, don't punch me!" you quickly say before covering your face with your arms in the best way you can.
>"T-thanks Anon."
>Your eyes go wide.
"Come again?"
>"I said thanks..." Rainbow Dash says while playing with her precious rainbow hair for a bit and showing cute little smiles "you're not so bad after all I guess," she proudly says.
>She didn't hit you?
>And at the same time, she complimented you?
>Wow.
>You've done good things and good things have happened to you.
>...so far.
>What's are you going to do when the bad things you've done finally catch up with you?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFBmem35WJ0
>("Do you like hurting other people Ember?")
>("Stay back!")
>("Ain't karma a bitch Ember?")
>You gulp.
>"Hey. Is everything okay Anon? You've been silent for a while..."
>You snap out of the trance you were into.
"Oh yeah...I'm okay Rainbow Dash, I just remembered something, don't worry about it."
>"Okay then, if something's wrong you can always tell me. I'll be glad to help you out!"
>You already have Dashie. Multiple times...
>If only she knew she made high school bearable in your past life.
>You must protect her and her 'element' to make sure the voice doesn't bother you again.
>Rainbow Dash scoots closer to you.
>This is not her normal self.
>Where is her aggressive attitude?
>Do you even want to see her like that?
>Hell no.
>"Uh, dude...we've known each other for so little, and let me tell you something. I like to know everything about my friends, c-cuz that's what we are right? Friends?"
"Yeah, that's right. Oh, I think I know where are you getting at."
>"You do?"
"You want to know what music I like and all that stuff right?"
>Rainbow nods.
![large[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NJbzI9p.jpg "large[1].jpg")
>>25461695
>https://youtu.be/-DSVDcw6iW8?t=51s
>You spent a quite good time talking with Rainbow Dash about your and her life, interests and many other things.
>She told you many things.
>She loves rock music, has a pet tortoise named Tank, has been friends with the girls since they were little and that they had a fight not so long ago until a purple girl brought them back together.
>She didn't want to go into details because she wanted to keep talking about her.
>You knew many things already, but since this is a first time for her, you should pretend this is your first time as well.
>Then, she wanted to know about your family.
>You told her that you were an only child, and that your parents were pretty chill.
>She also mentioned that she was an only child, and that her mother died when she was a toddler.
>You comforted her, and told her that even if she didn't get to be around her mom for long she could always bet her mom would be watching over her and love her no matter what.
>She gave you a hug, and told you she really needed to let it out.
>"Thanks for that dude, I really needed to hear that."
"Why's that Dash?"
>"My dad has expressed how lonely he is and how he wants to start dating again, I feel he doesn't want to keep remembering my mom."
"Don't be silly Dash, he has respected her memory long enough, and believe me. He will keep on doing that."
>"Then why does he want to date another woman Anon, why?"
"I hope I'm not getting too personal Dash, but you should speak to your dad about how you feel."
>Rainbow Dash breaks the hug and stays silent for a couple of seconds.
>"Rarity was right, you truly are someone a girl like me can talk to about these things."
"Why's that?"
>"I don't know...I guess she saw something good on you, she doesn't feel this way about many guys in our school."
>Rainbow Dash clears away some tears with the back of her hand.
>"I'm sorry if you had to listen to my whining Anon. It's just-"
"It's okay Dash. I'm glad you feel better now."
>>25461178
same thing
>>25461878Have you been saving up green for a while?
>>25461983no, I'm writing it right now.
>>25461997
There's a career for you in improv.
>>25462018
L-lewd...
>>25461889Well now who's being uncreative?
>>25459905
Luna's such a cocktease and she known she's got you wrapped around her finger.I LOVE IT.
>9
I love how the thread is getting back on track. Keep going, guys.
>>25465158
Excellent cultural item repeatedly transmitted
>>25465420
That's a pretty neat meme.
Come on, guys. We can really get this general moving again. I haven't even seen any drama for like over a week now, and that's a good sign.
I've also seen some of us start to get involved more. We can do this, guys. We can bring Fingerbang back to the way it was in the good old days.
>>25466655
rarity is so adorable
>>25466874
Because Degenerate duty is not Neat
>>25466922
Why? Do you want some drama?
I can get you some drama.Gotta ask me mum first though...
>>25467624
>Wanting drama
That's the exact opposite of what I said. I just stated that we can get Fingerbang back on its feet and make it become a super general again. It can be like 2013 again.
uh
sorry guys
bloodborne happened, i don't know what to tell you
hours just whizzed by
expect an update tomorrow, around 10 hours from nowi'm literally reasearching how to write a good blowjob scene the NSA is tracking my history see what i do for you fuckers
>>25464271
I really like the idea of Spike fucking the shit out of her in EQG form.
>>25468701
>Tfw I read 'fucking' as 'eating'.
I love how the thread is getting back on track. Keep going, guys.
I wish the lone story threads would just come here
>>25469859You and I both know that's never gonna happen, Anon
>>25459905
Moar.
>>25461878
Moar.
>>25471387
Moar.
I love how the thread is getting back on track. Keep going, guys.
Humans?
>>25473330
that's nice :)
>>25473330
nice pic and trips.
Hello friends ^_^ nice to meet you here, don't type too much because it disturbs part of the people here who don't like reading too many messages and annoyed by bumps. Good evening for everybody and thank you and nice to see new members ^_^ Hope our learning process will be effective. Also avoid talking about politics, sex, drugs, racial issues, be polite to each other and thank you
Hi Fingerbang so I am planning on writing some greentext stories here about human FlutterButter, but I am currently on mobile phone. So the pictures that I wanted to use are supposed to have funny and creative names that go along with the story as I planned it that way. Does anyone here know how to change the name from image.jpg to anything I want?
Just would like to know if any of you even the anons know how to do this. Thanks.
>>25474903
Oh hi lol
I'd love to talk about other things too if that's alright with you.
>>25474903
what the fuck are you even saying
>>>/tumblr/
>>25475069
This though except for the tumblr part
>>25474937
>Does anyone here know how to change the name from image.jpg to anything I want?
I hate to break this to you, but you can't. Unless you're on a computer and transfer the photos off of there, it is stuck like that when you post it from mobile.
>Unless you're on a computer and transfer the photos off of there
Oh thank you I'll try that
>>25438560
>not posting the nude version
plebs
>>25476013
>blue board
>>25476013
>>25476178
>>25461878
Hey NaOH I have to thank you in the great work. Did not see the initial end coming and was shocked then relieved about Second Chance. Story hasn't lost my interest for a moment. Great style and story. Also, you have changed my opinion on Rarity as a whole, which is no small feat. I'm interested to see where you take the relationships and character building this time. Keep it up! Hope to read more of your works in the future.
>>25440738
Is this also the fault of trash?
>>25453193
>another day in HS
>It's recess time
dropped
It wasn't supposed to end this way
>>25479539
That picture is... unsettling.
>>25479539Everything comes to an end
>10
fuck no
>10
for fucks sake
>>25473644
>>25473517
So, I can stay here?
>>25483435
Yes. You are definitely welcome in our thread.
>>25483447
Finally a place when people don't hate this, nice.
I love how the thread is getting back on track. Keep going, guys.
>>25483246
Have never seen such art as to make Applejack look that beautiful. Thank you for that
>>25483753
No.
>>25483463
why would this be hated
>>25484122
>no hooves
>EG
Many ponyfags don't like this, actually. Anyway, I think I'll stay here and post my sketches sometime :3
>>25460004
U-unf
>9
Obligatory bump
what do u mean
when u nod ur head yes but u wanna say no
what do u mean?
heyyyyyy
when u dont want me to move but u tell me to go
what do u mean??
oh
what do u mean???
>obligatory popping my head in and be surprised that we haven't gone defunct yet
>>25487254
We have a drawfag drawing things now. He's pretty cool.
>>25484195
I'd really love to see more art from you. It's pretty darn good.
10
>>25488813
cute
>>25489623
Jared pls go
>>25489629
KEK
>>25489629
I don't understand
>>25484195
Hello, russian Anon.
Look at this: >>25487410
>I'd really love to see more art from you. It's pretty darn good.
I want to sign myself under that deep thought.
When does the Royals story continue?
>>25491272
As soon as 12 is free from IRL/school
>>25491551
Fuck you
Fuck you a thousand times
>>25492179
>>25492726
This summer, life will take you by the heartstrings as a young...err, girl? Who at the peak of her young life was tragdically cut down by an accident that would forever change her life.
>"RAINBOW NO!"
From the studio that brought you "The Husband who beat his Wife" and "Sister Power 2: Sista Powa" comes an amazing film that shows that being disabled means being able, to find a new lease on life.
>"WHOO YOU GO GIRL!"
Starring Rainbow Dash as "Wheels Mckenzie"
>"Who says I can't go to the dance?"
Pinkie Pie as "Picka Dillypear"
>"We're gonna zoom through this Wheels."
And guest starring Luna Nightshade as "Moms Mckenzie"
>"No matter what, you'll always be my special girl."
Coming to Lifetime this summer, "Chariots of Power."
>>25492780
>>25452818
I didn't know Hoihoi drew Equestria Girls.
>>25492726
>day 964, give or take a 20% margin of error
>dash is being a shit again
>you'd think being crippled would chill her out a bit, but nooo
>get sick of her talking shit
>"Hey rainbow, you know who your greatest enemy is?"
"My own awesomeness, duh!"
>"No. Stairs."
"Huh?"
>CRASH
>today was a "dashie finally made a sonic rainboom again" kind of day
>>25476013
FUCKING LINK IT PLEASE
I love how the thread is getting back on track. Keep going, guys.
>>25493947
derpiboo.ru/1020477
>>25494697
No.
>>25494169
Sameface
>>25495319
bump
Be out of High School.
Be in parents basement.
All other friends moved out of state / forgot about you.
Parents constantly bothering you about when you're going to college, they're on their last strings of patience.
Tell them you'll start next quarter.
You've told them that for the past two years.
Fact is you are terrified of going to college. You're waiting until she's gone.
She being the blonde cross eyed girl who doted on you since grade school.
The girl that you perpetually bullied.
Nobody cared to ask her name during school, she would alway's sit alone at the end of a table, quietly unwrapping a muffin she brought from home.
Usually it would be a brown, ugly thing with raisins.
Everybody made fun of her for being poor enough to actually eat them.
She'd alway's look away, something that was hard to accomplish since her eye's were so off.
It'd only make everyone laugh at her even more.
You walk into the cafeteria one day, your day has been completely terrible. You failed your English exam, your Science teacher laid into you for missing your tenth assignment, and Principle Celestia was very concerned about your future at Canterlot High.
Whatever.
>>25496932
You see the cross eyed girl in her usual spot, unwrapping a muffin.
This one is different.
The thing is covered in frosting and sprinkles.
On top is a cheap plastic sign.
It say's Happy Birthday.
You see one of her eye's concentrated on the muffin, a small smile creeps along her lips.
As you walk by her to meet with Flash and the other football players, you slow down.
She looks up at you for a brief moment, something in her head is turning. She see's how badly you feel.
She pulls a piece off of the frosted mess and holds it out to you.
You can see the small smile become wider.
It's like she's begging you to have some.
For whatever reason, something inside you snaps, you take the piece from her and throw it across the lunch room.
Her smile quickly becomes a muddled expression of confusion and horror.
Then you grab her frosted muffin.
You throw it on the ground, smothering the mess all over the lineolium.
The entire lunch room is quiet.
Everybody is staring at you.
The cross eyed girl is starting to cry. A few seconds later she goes into a complete breakdown.
A group of six girls rushes over to her. One of them, a girl with soft pink hair and a sweater adorned with butterflies hugs her and lets her cry into her chest. The others try to calm her down.
Two of them look at you with a deep hatred.
One of them jumps over the table, she has rainbow hair.
Another one simply kicks the table out of the way, she has a cowboy hat.
The both of them lay into you.
They both receive a one week suspension.
You receive a swollen lip and a broken nose that takes two weeks to heal and an entire school that osctricizes you from then on.
The group of six girls and the cross eyed girl are at that college now.
You can't face them.
The deep regret you feel is far too much for you to bear.
You keep hoping that they leave just so you can carry on with life.
Maybe next quarter.
Color soonI hopehttp://40.media.tumblr.com/604fb9d554d072a792784a8429602d73/tumblr_ny5borqJvs1rb2njoo1_1280.jpg
>>25494929
ayyyyyy
>>25497114
>>25498465
>hooves
>>25496941
Does Derpy ever get revenge?
>>25499877
She gets the best revenge: living well.
Hope to see a lot of human Rara art soon. She is hot.
I love how the thread is getting back on track. Keep going, guys.
>>25501467
>There isn't a green about Rainbow Dash on the beach.
>>25497114
Thanks Nayaa, you're a real human bean.I need muh color m8
>>25503095
Can you write? Praising you is hard when you go on hiatus.
>>25497114
It's... beautiful.
>>25502114
Very nice mate
Dead Thread
I'm surprised that there hasn't been an "Equestria Girls Gone Wild" story yet. Just imagine: spring break/summer comes along and all the girls go to some beach-side party town for a week of parentally-unsupervised fun, but things get much wilder than they expect. Anyone have any suggestions as to what they would like to see in such a story? I might start working on one.
>>25509247
Titties.
>>25509297
Post your furshit on /trash/, faggot.
>>25509247
they gang rape Anon
>>25509342
But technicolor humanoids with the ears and tail occur in EQG.
>>25509364
Good job rationalizing your degeneracy, furfag.
>>25509789
Can't fix stupid. Have a birdlionperson as consolation.
>>25510664
I'd nibble the fuck outta those hips yo.
>>25508002
I wanna fuck those eyebrows
>>25510797
>no u
this is why people try to mass murder you at conventions, faggot.
>>25510868
I bet you're a riot at parties..., faggot.
>>25509247
They get gangraped by Anon
>>25510930
>getting gangraped by one man
>>25510975He's very determined.
>>25510975
HE IS LEEJUN THO!
>>25510975
>implying he wouldn't try
>>25510975
>not at least trying
>>25510975
>one man with TWELVE dicks
I love how this thread is getting off track. Keep going guys.
>>25511260
No.
>>25511260
What are you talking about, the thread is currently scheduled to crash in approximately 37 hours.
We are on track as far as schedules go.
>>25510997
>>25511316
We've been doing better every day, in my opinion. Look at the new stories we have.
>>25483246
top unf
So I take it it this thread is done and over with? There hasn't been any updates in a while.
![9e1[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/CVT1VS8.png "9e1[1].png")
>>25512639
>9
Bemp
I tried to bump with content, only to realize I don't have a single picture of no-hooves on my computer
>>25515020
As it should be.
>>25505644
>>25513815
I had a thought about future EqG. Now we have official human-Twilight, a.k.a. ScilIght, in the mix. In FG she wore her Crystal Prep uniform (and glasses) for obvious reasons. Now that she transferred to CHS which has no uniform, she can wear any clothes she wishes. So! Next time we see Scilight, will she wear the same exact outfit seen on pony-turned-human twilight (bow and blouse, etc.); or will she wear a different outfit as to distinguish herself as Scilight?
>>25502114
You have my attention, based drawfag.
>>25502114
Pss, pss! This: >>25516431
I will bump it
Should I fix and finish this?
>>25518362
yes
