>"H-hey b-big sis, h-hows my new body going?"
>"y-yeah i-ve been busy doing stuff for the princess is all, so i h-haven't had any time to do my own research."
>>25437000
What could possibly be doing for the princess? Scaring the piss out of people for a good laugh?
>>25437018
>"uhm...oh y'know."
>>25437000
that is a TERRIBLE place to put his soul mark, it's just ASKING to be destroyed.
Now if it were engraved in that spot, rather than marked in blood, it'd be a bit better.
As is? Pony is kill in under a year.
>>25437000
go make yourself useful by mauling spike to pieces. make sure he bleeds everywhere.
>>25437841
>"Twilight..its been 7 YEARS since it happened."
>"im at the edge here big sis>"
>"Just use your god powers and give me a new body."
>"I swear to god twi."
>>25437000
Nice trips. But I have a real question. How do you have such good moral fiber?
>>25438673
Because he's no longer got muscle fiber.
Applebloom and Wionna
>>25438711
What about a central nervous system?
>>25437828
Yeah. That one should've just been the Flamel symbol.
>>25438724
So how about that Lyra that has a Maud hairstyle, huh?
I still like this one
>>25438724
>>25438847
I'm surprised we've never had a mention of alchemy science in the show. Then again, Zecora never gets enough screentime despite being the only earth-tier pony with access to magic.
>she will never get the Lin dick
>she will just stand guard watching Lin have like fourty women bear his children
>>25438724
>mfw
>>25438724
The funny thing about how much this works is that she calls Ed her big bro, and Applejack has blonde hair tied behind her back.
It's almost pottery.
>>25438936
so that's what happened to applejack's mom
but what about her dad?
>>25438989
He left
>>25438989
Well he either went missing for years due to planting alchemy counter-seals around Amestris or fucked off because 'muh decaying corpse, it bring famiry shame'.
I'll pretend crazy Flutters would be Tucker
>>25438724
Oh no. Not again.
>>25438724
FUCK YOU GOD DAMMITFUCK
>"Anonymous darling, for such a young colt you are remarkably tall for your age"
>"If you wouldn't mind, i could definitely use you to help construct some suits im working on."
>"I just need to get you out of that tacky armor, plus i can see your adorable face that is sure to go along with that lovely little voice of yours."
>>25439004
I hated chimera Tucker because he was quiet as shit.
Have we had a story about these guys in equestria yet?
>>25438724
I don't get it?
>>25439110
the dog saysdaddy
>>25439123
I still don't get it. I have no idea what OP is referring to either.
>>25439138
Fullmetal alchemist
I'll spoil the girl and her dog for you.They got fused together by the girl's father into an abomination that felt nothing but pain and suffering that wished only for death
>>25438752
>>25438876
>>25438918
>>25438936
>>25439029
>>25439067Granny
>>25439183
Elric Brothers in Equestria
...huh
I can't remember ever seeing a story about that.
>>25439264
could we make that happen? I imagine a decently skilled writefag could make that happen. Suddenly alchemy uses the natural energy in the air that allows unicorn magic to work instead of the souls of WWII soldiersand holy fuck I just realized they literally power their alchemy off of Jew souls on top of soldier souls.
>Twilight makes a Homonculus.
>>25438724
>>25439183
p-play... with... m-me...
>>25438724
This triggers the anon
>>25439183
>>25439440
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