Want to tell parents I'm a brony. what do?
>>25434384
don't
>>25434384
Consider suicide.
>>25434384
For what purpose?
It's just a TV show that you watch, it's not a fucking religion. There's literally no reason to give it such significance in your life, it's legitimately pathetic to identify by something as trivial as one out of many tv shows that you watch
Well for one, don't call yourself a fucking brony. All kinds of shit associated with that. Second of all, why? Why would they EVER need to know this? If they see you bought some MLP merch just say you enjoy the show, it's literally no big deal as long as you're already a functional adult. If you're not, then they'll just ignore it because fuck it you're already weird. Jesus christ OP.
>>25434384
1. Go back to ponychan
2. Stay there.
4. NEVER come back
5. Don't tell your parents
6. ???
7. Profit
>>25434384
i remember telling my mom this...it was weird but she was cool with it.
I'm a Transformers fan so it's not much of a stretch for me to like a Hasbro toy property.
>>25434384
>revealing your power level, ever.
You don't understand what this is do you?
YOU MUST HIDE YOUR SHAME.
Also, no one really fucking cares, your're just gonna get made fun of.
What are you gonna start some religion based around horse pussy?
That's something to talk about. This, this is like saying, 'Oh I really liked watching hell's kitchen.'
You see, so stop being a faggot.
>>25434418
came to post this, also add is not a lifestyle
>>25434384
Seconding >>25434418, you're watching a fucking cartoon, not converting to Islam.
>>25434384
Don't. Fucking retard.
>>25434384
Don't
Take it from me, you're both better off right now. DO NOT TELL THEM
Why do you want them to know that you're psychologically fucked up? Do you want help OP? Need therapy or something?
Go ask for that instead
Never reveal your true power level to your parents. Even if it's just ponies
>>25434384
don't
>>25434418
This lmao.
Why does "bronies" think it's so important to tell everyone that you watch a TV show ?
>>25434384
Don't
Get a little sister. Bond with her with ponies and your parents won't bat an eye.
>has a hoodie with a single pony pin on it
>forgot it was there and wore it out to dinner with my parents
>dad sees it, asks what it is
>nonchalantly tell them its a pony
dad
"Is it from something?"
me
"Yeah, its a pony from my little pony."
dad
"what is that?"
mom to my dad"You know, those toy horses from the 80s?"
mom to me "you like that stuff?"
me "yeah."
>parents don't give a shit.
and neither should you OP
>>25434384
>Want to tell parents I'm a brony. what do?
Step one: don't give yourself fuck retarded labels. This includes "horsefucker". It's all cancerous as fuck.
Step two: don't tell anyone you fucking idiot
>>25434916
I am almost positive that if they were internet savvy and knew about the fandom, the reaction would have been a lot different.
>>25434940
Or, you know, some people just don't care
my father practically lives on the internet now days
and whether or not they know more I could care less. I enjoy a show with colorful cartoon horses more than I enjoy shows about people killing other people. nothing wrong with that
>>25434384
What is this, 2011?
>>25435017
>ponify all the things!!1
>>25434384
do it but only if they ask
>>25434384
OP, I don't want to scare into you the same irrational fear I have
but don't.
I told my parents one time that I'd be going to BronyCon with a friend and they went ape shit.
That was three years ago, I haven't been allowed to contact him since and they get pissy when they suspect me of anything nowadays.
And I'm a grown-ass man.
>>25434384
You don't have to...
>>25434384
Mention it in the suicide note.
>>25434830
because they are no different from those new religious teenagers, they want to be part of something, bronies literally built a fucking religion around this show and its one of the reasons why there are so many fags "coming out of the closet" as bronies while believing shit like love and tolerate, bronies are today what gays were a decade or so ago, a bunch of flaming homos only joining the movement because counter culture, not because they legit enjoy the show
>>25434879
>get closer to little sister
>watch the show with her
>parents find your secret horse porn stash
>think you're fucked in the head and may do something to your sister
>???
>>25434384
don't do
>>25434922
The only parents who give a shit are the "technology scares me" kinda of idiots, most people are just neutral because they don't know what the fuck to make out of that, kinda like some of us see transgenders, we know its retarded but its clearly just a trend, better not bother
>>25435220
Luckily that hasn't happened to me.Yet.
>>25434384
Kill yourself
>>25434384
>Feeling the need to "come out"
Kill yourself.
>>25434384
dont do it OP
Do it and report back to us.
If your parents are sufficiently shallow and saturated with lies to the point where anything you do that isn't harmful has to be presented to them as some coming-out ceremony, your parents don't give a shit about you. They brought you into this world as mental and emotional putty and as a punching bag.
Start thinking of them as the disrespectful trash they are and stop appeasing them like their opinions matter. They don't.
Do what makes life worth living, die doing what you love, and tell everyone who would ask you to do otherwise that they can get their pubes caught in a fucking taffy puller.
I was lucky. My mom accepts everything I do and my dad is too much of a scared bitch to make fun of me. I've just had to watch so many people I care about fall victim to this pathetic Stockholm Syndrome where everyone pretends their parents can do no wrong. Stop appeasing their shit. Stop flattering them as though their opinions matter.
Get a backbone, OP. And maybe bludgeon a few people with it. God damn.
>>25435539
I like you.
>>25434384
I FEEL LIKE A BAN IS COMING UP YOUR ASS! BITCH!
>>25434384
for fuck sake you fucking mongoloiud shitstain. its not some grand feature of you as a person, you watch a fucking cartoon, why do you feel the need to be so insecure you retard. if you are gonna admit anything to mommy and daddy admit that your a faggot.
>>25436449
Me too. Bend me over.
>>25434384
you seem to have stumbled on the wrong board, if you are a "brony" you belong in ponychan. This place is for horsefuckers only.
>>25434384
I really don't see why you have to, unless you're planning to get like an R34 bedspread and wanna prepare them.
>>25437285
I'm really... mentally gripped by this post. Not entirely sure why. Kind of reminds me of how my ex had this cute, nasally, false "~Noooo" when I suggested something naughty.
Do you know me or something?
>>25437373
Not at all.Maybe.
>>25437404
Does the phrase "No matter how dark the desire, darker still is its denial" ring any bells?
>>25437432
Nope.
>>25437432
;_;
>>25434384
Really? Dude I act like I'm getting ready to be killed with my door behind several barricades any time I even look at this website. You can survive. Even if you do want to let them know you enjoy the show don't make it a big deal. Don't even say "Hey I like to watch My Little Pony". No, just treat it like any other show, this will keep them from thinking that you have a problem. Second, don't ever say your a Brony. This will make them think that your somebody who doesn't fit in with everyone else. Finally, if you buy items, treat them like any other thing you would buy (at least while your around people).
>30 year old basement dweller
>wake up Saturday morning
>turn on new episodes
>parents see
>"What are you watching anon?"
>"My Little Pony"
>"Oh. ok"The secret is to thoroughly destroy any expectations they may have in you.
>>25437500
>>25437432
>>25437404
>>25437285
>>25437249
>>25436449
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>>25434384
>>25434384
Don't tell your folks.
Don't make a lifestyle out of it.
Never reveal power levels.
>>25437972
>don't make a lifestyle out of it
>limit your happiness because of how other people might react
The human mind does not have the capacity to synthesize an image more cringeworthy than what you're suggesting. Getting caught buttfucking a horse with a crotchless diaper with a binkie in your mouth wouldn't embarrass me as much as admitting to saying what you have said.
Absolutely disgusting. 10/10 pissed me of more than anything has in the last few days, take your fucking tears and your trophy, you've earned them
>mfw these faggots here are too scared to reveal thier power levels to thier parents
>mfw both parents are chill with me being a brownie
Lief is gewd. :3c
>>25434384
Try not telling them. Also try not calling yourself a brony.
>>25438001
Look man, society only really works because we all run our lives with expectations of both ourselves and others, cogs in the machine and all that.
Making yourself an outcast from society and limiting your success because you want to womp around in merch from a kids show is honestly not healthy.
>>25434384
>brony
fuck off
>>25438316
my sympathy
My mom knows, shes cool with it.
She bought me pony stuff for Christmas.
>>25438352
For what?
Enjoying my interests in private and online?
>>25435117
>allowed
>grown-ass man
Are you financially dependent on them or something?
>>25434384
I'm telling mine soon. They'll fucking interrogate me if they see me with merch, so I need them to be chill first.
do it , but nobody cares for you shows about horses
>>25434384
show them ur pone plushie
>>25440154
Be more specific! This fucker might bring the one he shags in his basement!
>>25434453
Same, only not a transformers fan but a fan of cartoons. We'd watch old Looney tunes when I was young, then I got her watching spongebob reruns, weird yet it isn't. Now I came home after a long day, grab a beer and switch on ponies, sometimes.
jerk-off to r34 /mlp/ and let them find out teh hard way!
>>25435539
You use lots of references to taffy pullers.
It's kinda hot.
>>25434384
First ask yourself, "Why do they have to know?" I'm curious why you want to tell them.
I don't tell anybody because there's really no reason people have to know what shows or movies I'm into, and MLP is no exception, despite MLP being something I'm obsessed with.
Do you want your parents to buy you pony stuff or something? Because that's a good reason to tell them.
>>25434384
Why do you want to tell them?
