Found out they're taking away my central nervous system for a year.
Can we have a claim your twist waifu thread?
First reply sets the terrible repercussions for your unholy union.
(No instant death and she has to love you)
>>25429896
>taking away my central nervous system for a year
wat
>>25429896
I love her expression in that picture. It's like she's thinking "this is weird". You just know that's what happens off camera.
>>25429896
>taking away my central nervous system for a year
did you ask for this? because thats some fucking futuristic level of surgery there anon
>>25429910
>>25429940
It's for good reasons. Readjusting my moral fiber.
Please claim a horse.
>taking away my central nervous system for a year.
How does that even work?
>>25429974
Is this a new medical term?
>>25429974
>taking away my central nervous system for a year
>Readjusting my moral fiber.
what?
definition of moral fiber: strength of character, firmness of purpose.
Everyone is missing the point. Take your horse.
>>25430057
NO OP THIS SHIT DOESNT ADD UP
claiming sad ponk horse
>>25430074
she has to explain whats up with OP
>>25430057
No, you can't just say some /x/ level shit and expect us to ignore it anon!
>>25430074
For one night out the year she'll warp to a completely random point in Equestria and it will be up to you to bring her home. It's a hassle.
>>25430074
>>25430084
get to explaining ponk!
What's going on in this thread
Claiming the first of the Music horses.
>>25429896
>Removing my central nervous system
The fuck
>>25429896
>Found out they're taking away my central nervous system for a year.
what the fuck does that mean
>>25430105
>there was a fire at the ice skate disco and now it's corrupted.
>>25430122
She has her central nervous system removed.
>>25430122
If you can't best her massive cousin in unarmed combat every night you're not allowed to have relations with her. He's about 13 hands tall and swole.
>>25430128
This kills my pony.
Or you would think so at least, but apparently OP is having that done.
OP PLEASE. EXPLAIN.
ITT we discuss how OP can live without a central nervous system in an attempt to build character
>>25430154
>attempt
It's a little more extreme than that. Extreme to the max.
>>25430162
then explain you enter-key loving faggot!
>>25430154
I think OP is supported by a system of fluid filled bladders and no longer needs a spine.
They recommended it. I'm going to Algeciras tomorrow to meat the human that's going to carry it out. I'll be in a medically induced coma for the duration and when I come to it'll be much better for the both of us.
Now pick your horses.
>>25430139
>Implying I wouldn't want to be bested by him.
>Implying I would let him force me into submission.
>Implying I wouldn't enjoy it.
>Implying I wouldn't caress him softly and brush his mane.
>Implying I wouldn't call him more beautiful than his Lyre-playing cousin.
>>25430187
>better for the both of us
wat
>>25430171
If you don't space out your text then you may as well just throw cinder blocks off of the overpass because clearly you're an anarchist.
Numbers shouldn't touch letters.
>>25430187
>They recommended it.
> I'm going to Algeciras tomorrow to meat the human thats going to carry it out
>meat the human
OH now it all becomes.. huh?
I'm claiming Limestone Pie, and also what the fucking fuck, OP? I don't know if you're joking or just don't know what a central nervous system is, but that is one horrifying image I'll never get back out of my brain.
>>25430193
That's no whey to live. You have to try.
>>25430212
she hears about how OP is getting his central nervous system removed and will remain by his side instead of yours
>>25430187
I feel like there's something you're not telling us.
Like, a lot more.
>>25430208
Algeciras is near Gibraltar. Andalusia region which is coincidentally where one of the prettiest horses comes from.
>>25430220
She has to love him. It's in the rules.
>>25430212
She speaks the old language of the rocks after an injury and you have to learn a whole other language to communicate with her.
>>25429896
>>25430128
>>25430144
>>25430154
>>25430162
>>25430187
EXPLAIN
>>25430220
You know what? I'll take it.
Even if that is a survivable procedure, it's only for a year. Hell, I'd probably go too. I need to see that shit.
>>25430220
>time trips
>>25430222
>actual trips
Nice
>>25430187
>They recommended it
>going to meet the human
>the human
>better for both of us
>both
What the fuck are you?!
Hopefully this thread doesn't turn out like that one where a kid and his sister go to the doctors to get weighed underwater. If someone has that screen cap, feel free to post it.
>>25430240
That's also a temporary problem, and I will take that too. Honestly, I'd like to speak rock anyway.
Plus, the first one never said anything about why she's at OP's side. Maybe OP is Holder's Boulder.
>>25430249
The future.
She decides to start her own planet to spread friendship throughout the galaxy. You have to help her start life from the base amino acids to complex life and it takes millions of years. Might get a little tedious if you don't like living forever.
Claiming
I think I'm confused
>>25430305
She has a fart fetish and makes you sniff her flatulence at least three times a day, sometimes in public.
>>25430315
Could be worse. No devastation.
>>25430187
I'm going to gloss over the whole "meet the human" thing, but I can't let "for both of us" go.
Did you seriously mean it will be better for both you and your central nervous system?
Also, please note that I did not let the numbers and words touch in my post, out of respect for OP.
>>25430335
and she keeps her central nervous system
>>25430187
For what reason does anyone just need to be put to sleep in a medically induced coma for an entire year? What medical condition do you even have OP?
If you're just doing this to skip ahead time, I don't think that's a practical way to do it...
Claiming MoonHorse.
I hope to dream with her.
Specifically, I dream of the day when we can understand just what the hell kind of thing OP is doing.
>>25430350
She turns into a pigeon at random times for a total of at least an hour a day.
>>25430345
Were you not listening? His moral fiber was damaged in a disco fire, and now he has to have a human remove his central nervous system for a year so his moral fiber can regrow.
It'll be better for both of them, apparently.
>>25430339
Well the consciousness and the body are two people for now until they improve technology to acceptable levels. If you'd like I could meat you before it happens if you're in the area.
>>25430357
Now we're cooking with gas
>>25430345
Calling it now OP is a paedophile who can't into English and is required by his country's law to have this operation done to quell his urges.
Well either that or he wants this to be the 100th thread screencapped showing the OP seemingly talking nonsense and people posting le epic reaction images
I thought you needed one of those to live?
>>25429896
Claiming Bugbutt.
>>25430362
>meat you
>the human
>numbers shouldn't touch letters.
>better for both of us
>readjusting character.
i think i have it figured out... Op is a machine!
>>25430380
she has to remove your central nervous system
>>25430380
She inserts her ovipositor into you every time you have sex and lays at least ten eggs.
>>25430391
Choosing this one.
>>25430381
>>25430396
you dont get to choose. its first reply
>>25430388
This is no longer valid.
>>25430340
So Anon, are you from the future? Horseland?
At least are you human?
>>25430407
OP you laid out the rules in the O.P. you cant change them now because we have discovered you are a characterless machine
>>25430388
Like this?
>>25429896
>taking away my central nervous system for a year
>>25429974
>Readjusting my moral fiber
>>25430187
>it'll be much better for the both of us
>>25430422
its her fetish
OP here
I was the model at far right of this related image. I did work with kraftwerk
Can we stop discussion now? Pick your horse
>>25430425
Every day she drinks all your tears while you sleep and you wake up with dry eyes. If she stops you'll go blind but you don't know that. You'll know yourself if you'd let her or not.
>>25430381
Meat you could be a typo.
The human could just be awkward phrasing.
Numbers and letters could just be a formatting preference.
Both of us is apparently his consciousness and body.
But readjusting moral character? This you have to answer for OP. How the hell does a fire damage something like that?
Ignore OP. Post waifus.
>>25430438
You're not OP. Stop lying. You're destroying my feelings.
>>25430445
meat you could be a typo. but he has done it three times now!
>>25430447
She has been claimed.
>>25430442
She's not my waifu. I just felt the need to post a reaction image as coherent as the thread is right now.
>>25430447
(any of those 3)
she is the one who removes OPs central nervous system which you and her have to babysit for a year
>>25430450
I enjoy homophones.
>>25430450
Fine, not a typo. Poor language skills. I still think the whole point of this procedure is what really defies explanation.
>>25430458
Well you're stuck with her now.
>>25430462
believe what you will anon, but i have seen the truth! the machines are taking over!
>>25430459
Impossible. OP specifically said a human would do the procedure.
>>25430458
Your waifu has to remove her central nervous system.
>>25430474
I am not taking part in this thread. It's already gone mad enough.
WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD
>>25430469
op said the human would carry it out. perhaps the human is literally leaving with the nervous system
>>25430479
His obsession with Jerry consumes his every waking moment. You try and pitch in but that mouse is just too damn swift. It will take all your cunning to destroy him.
>>25430483
Holy fucking hell, anon.
Just when I thought this couldn't get more disturbing.
>>25430483
How would a human carry a 340L tank of brine?
>>25429896
>They're taking away my central nervous system for a year.
Is this like that zips up vagina shit I remember seeing posted before?
>>25430495
After 100 years with you She grows sick of being a princess and thinks it might be better to absorb her subjects and live as a different entity. You have to convince her not to or the universe implodes.
Was the procedure planned before or after your eyes were installed upside down?
>>25430514
op i get it, you are trying desperately to get your thread back on track, but its too late. we need to know this scifi procedure you are referring to
>>25429896
>taking away my central nervous system
Nanomachines?
Nanomachines.
>>25430514
Wait, am I getting two waifus now? I already got Limestone with damaged language skills. I'm just sticking around to find out more about you mysterious nervous system surgery.
Claiming waifu. Godspeed OP.
>>25430553
John Cena will give you waifu lessons on not being seen
>>25429896
Either you have the worst doctor in the world.
or the best one the world will ever see
>>25430561
your central nervous system goes numb whenever you have sex.
id recommend getting it removed
>>25430495
The rabbit hole goes deeper
>>25430567
You are not OP. OP capitalizes.
>>25430586
i never claimed to be OP. i like my nervous system right where it is
>>25430597
QUICK SEARCH THE IMAGES FOR CLUES
Time to prepare. I think you are all marvelous people. Whatever happens I will see you in a year one way or the other. You have been a great thing for the time being.
I have twenty minutes to do the reason for the thread before I must leave.
>>25430611
>deleted post
something must be there!
>re-posting the image
>taking away my central nervous system for a year
>for good reasons
>readjusting my moral fiber
>there was a fire at the ice skate disco and now it's corrupted
>going to 'meat' the human who will do it tomorrow
>will be in a coma for a year and will come out better for "both of us"
Level with us, OP. What the hell are you really talking about.
I claim this one
Captcha : select all pancakes
>>25430630
you must remove her central nervous system as a test of your love for her
>>25430620
op is high on valium i guess
>>25430629
I'm leaving and I enjoy these types of threads.
>>25429896
>they're taking away my central nervous system for a year.
Are you a skeleton or something, OP?
>>25430636
EXPLAIN MOTHERFUCKER
Without his central nervous system OP essentially becomes an enlightened being overnight. He feels no joy, anger, or suffering. Just think of what could happen in a world without nervous systems. The mere thought of such simplicity seems to have driven most anons here mad, but bear the thought a moment longer. Without nerves there would be no war because who could become warriors. Famine would vanish because no one could feel hunger pangs. Without the libido all pointless fornication stops and population stabilizes. Don't you see? This is the future of all mankind.
>>25430641
I wish.
>>25430647
wish granted apparently.
>>25430630
>wanting to meat a horse with a central nervous system
I bet you also want to readjust your moral fiber
>>25430655
Well at least according to >>25430632 I'll be removing it. Hopefully her moral fiber isn't changed too much
>>25430445
>How the hell does a fire damage something like that?
Trauma, proabably
>>25430646
We already have an effective way of taking away people's central nervous system.
>pic related its op after surgery
>>25430644
I'm leaving for a very long time and I don't know if this board will be around by the time I return. I wanted my favorite type of thread before I leave and I think this makes people more imaginative if they're trying to sabotage one another in a humerus way. It's the spirit of the board in my opinion. I just wanted the essence before I leave for the time. I will return if everyone is alive in a year.
>>25430678
image failed
>>25430679
OP explain it to us before you go! WE MUST KNOW
>>25430634
Not yet. Need a certain degree of sedation before I undertake this transport as I'm leaving it all behind.
>>25430679
>in a humerus way
>I just wanted the essence
Okay.
I'm sure of it.
OP is a motherfucking skeleton.
>>25430679
>I just wanted the essence before I leave for the time.
GIVE MY ESSENCE BACK YOU THIEVING FUCK. I NEED IT TO LIVE.
>>25430646
Nice try ayyliens, you aren't fooling anyone.
>>25430679
We understand the reason why you created the thread, OP. We were asking about the surgery.
>>25430611
>the deleted pic
>central nervous system
>a yearGoodbye, OP.
Also, claiming Marble.
>>25430689
Did you get the bone joke?
>>25430710
god damn it op! just explain the surgery! no time for jokes!
>>25430705
I hope to see you in a year. The only penalty is she is a clone because the real one has bean claimed.
>>25430679
>>25429896
Did they install your eyes upside down as well?
>>25430738
You missed the skin thread clearly.
>>25430746
What did I miss?
Well it's finally time to leave. I'll return if anyone is around next November 1st. I want to thank everyone for existing. Most of you are great and I hope you live gigantic lives. If the world ends before then I will be disappointed.
Goodbye /mlp/ for now.
>>25430774
WHAT. ARE. YOU.
>>25430774
Bye you crazy bastard
>>25430774
you got a lot of 'nerve' not telling us about the surgery!
>>25430774
See you in a year, OP.
I hope the surgery goes well.And your life gets a bit better.
>>25430774
>>25430774
Goodbye. I hope they give you your central nervous system back and readjust your moral fiber. It was nice to meat you.
>>25430774
No idea whats gonna happen from here on out for you, but we hope it goes well for you. Come back and shitpost with us someday. We'll miss you, you crazy diamond.
11/13/15
The day OP got his central nervous system removed. And the day people claimed waifus.
what the fuck is this glorious shit
>>25430790
>>25430799
>>25430800
>>25430816
>>25430829
I stayed for a bit. Thank you. Stay productive.
>>25430799
Especially you.
I'll not see anything after this message.
someone screencap this shit, please
>>25430843
Goodbye friend. You better be here in a year
>>25430908
bumping for this
>>25430620
>Diazepam tablets are used for: Treating anxiety disorders or for the short-term relief of the symptoms of anxiety. It is also used to relieve certain types of muscle spasms and to treat symptoms of alcohol withdrawal (eg, agitation, tremor, hallucinations).
I'm noticing a bizarre correlation between these type of threads opening with some description of a strange medical procedure. Are you also getting your skin stored away and it might be misplaced?
https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25332721
W-was he trying to say he would get a lobotomy?
I'm pretty spooked here, guys
>>25430963
the numbers... what do they mean anon!? i see the numbers but i dont know what they mean!
>>25430968
>lobotomy
No, anon.He's probably dead.Or in a coma, at least.
And thus our skeletal robot friend sets off on his one year quest to harvest organs!
>>25430968
>>25430973
More likely it's a weird way of saying he might be going to rehab for alcoholism. If the medication is any indication: >>25430952
>>25430422
That's... not real, is it?
>>25430980
That's a possibility, too, but look at >>25430187
>I'll be in a medically induced coma
I'm pretty sure a high doses of alcohol + Valium can lead to a coma or even death.
Also,
>central nervous system
Overdose of Valium can lead to central nervous system depression, I think, which can then lead to a possible coma.There's also the whole moral fiber shit that leads me to believe OP might not be very happy with himself.
>>25430977
What a healthy child! So full of organs!
>>25431013
Ah I must have overlooked that.
Yes, it could be he's getting some strange treatment for depression or other mental illness. Especially the fact that he mentions "it'll be better for the both of us" brings to mind maybea tulpafag that broke their mind by taking it too far perhaps?
>this thread
THAT'S IT, MISTER! YOU JUST LOST YOUR BRAIN PRIVILEGES!
>>25431032
Or he's saying he's planning to commit suicide via overdose, and this is a thinly veiled cry for help.
>>25431032
No, that part he actually answered. I asked him what better for both of us meant and he said that body and consciousness are two separate things. He literally meant it would be better for him and his central nervous system.
Please tell me one of y'all screencapped this shit.
>>25431053
Unlikely if he mentioned specifically that he'd be back in a year. Just as well that he mentioned going to a person to do this to him, pointing to a medically induced coma for a reason.
>>25431056
Well tulpas are considered extensions of one's consciousness, so I wouldn't dismiss that possibility just yet.
If OP is from Spain and seems to have a limited grasp of the English language, I'm guessing that was contributing to any miscommunication in describing his situation. Everything seems to suggest that it's an issue with his brain or mind in some way. Just a very weird way to word it.
Claiming flitter
IT'S A MEMEYOU DIPS
>>25431142
Na. Is real.
>>25431142
Don't spank the monkey!
>>25431142
Is he OK?
>>25430740
Fuckin kek
What a time to exist.
>>25429896
What the fuck, OP.
>removing central nervous system
>wrong way to science
>needed to live
>mfw someone is actually going to be kill
>>25429896
>Found out they're taking away my central nervous system for a year.
So after a year do they just give it back or something?
>"Here you go, thanks for science."
Hey guys, I know moral fiber is important and all.
And it needs to be adjusted occasionally.
B-but can someone reply to me and flitter so I can go to bed.
>>25431124
She has a terrible accident and has to body swap with this faggot
>>25431538
Better then nothing I guess
>>25429896
Claiming elitistic musical horse.
>>25430362
Is this some really esoteric Friendship is Optimal roleplay?
>>25430381
Taking that as confirmation.
>>25430458
Fucking took my topcunt waifu and you don't even want her.
Anyways, claiming pic related as my horsebando. I'm going to need his marvelous medical skills in this horrifying new world of central-nervous-system-ectomy.
>>25431662
Either FiO reference or OP is from the future.
>>25431678
>implying these are contradictory
claiming book horse
>>25432041
She sees you as a fascinating ayylien life form and constantly wants to conduct random experimens on you.
I claim poof.
People claimed waifu and all the good ponies, and OP is somewhere doing super science with his nervous system.
Claimming Trixie
Sure OP will come back November 1th.
Claiming white music horse
>>25432116
how in any way is this a downside
>>25432424
she (he? I actually don't know.) always plays music just a bit louder than what you're comfortable with, and a good portion of it isn't to your taste.
Also she keeps pretty irregular hours because of the shows he runs, but depending on your schedule that might not be a bad thing.
>>25432549
Just wait until she starts wanting to cut you open just to see what's inside. For science, of course.
>>25432389
She is fiercely dedicated to her art, and you have to live a nomadic lifestyle out of the back of her wagon.
>>25432645
I'm sure she can use magic to make it work. Alternatively, just throw me into that mirror pool and chop up my clones. She didn't really have any qualms slaughtering hundreds of fake pinkies.
>>25429896
>ITT: Some serious Deus Ex shit.
>>25432561
Probably, but i'd also say she is pretty chill and doesn't stick to one genre.
Then again, i also love upbeat music that makes you feel energized.Already have tinnitus anyways.
As for schedule? Yeah, there would be long and inconsistent times apart. But also good amounts of time together where both sides are too lazy to crawl out of bed.
>>25430187
>I'll be in a medically induced coma for the duration
At least you don't have to deal with the year-long hiatus.
Theme of OP
https://youtu.be/X_DVS_303kQ
>>25430251
Someone lost this, please.
Claiming Dash.
I somehow read all of OP's text in Mayor Hancock's voice from Fallout 4.
>>25430251
>>25432801
Here you go, lads.
I read this in the shower, but I still feel unclean.
>>25432116
Sigh. I guess she'll want lots of semen samples. Better save up, just in case.
>This thread
Seriously what the fuck
>>25432821
Fuck, my sides may never recover. I might have to get them removed just like OP's central nervous system.
>>25432669
>She didn't really have any qualms slaughtering hundreds of fake pinkies.
Which also means she wouldn't mind doing the same to you.Murdering your clones is also not an option since Mirror Pool has been locked up at the end of TMPP
>>25432821
How can someone be so fucking retarded?
It actually started to piss me off.
>>25429896
Mine
>>25432861
It is a big thread.
>not noticing the 'central nervous system' shitposts all over /mlp/ over the last 2 days
Just a shitposter trying to force a meme, nothing to see here.
>>25433031
To become worthy of her you also have to go crazy and try to take over the world. If your attempt is not at least as destructive as Sunset's you have to try again.
>>25433093
This
>>25430187
Oh, well that explains it.
Actually it doesn't. What the fuck is going on?
>>25432663
Get better looking from all the walking and hurling stuff, walking around the world discovering new places while havng company? I see no downside on that.
>>25429896
How greedy can those niggers get, is there anything they won't take?
>>25432981
You really think Twilight wouldn't unlock it in the name of science?
>>25431177
The welfare check should cover the meds well
>>25434323
What game is that?
>>25434751
Me drawing on Gimp with pixels and copy pasting stuff from other games to make scenery, it's not an actual game sadly.
>>25434813
I see. Good job on it anyway, anon.
>>25434854
Thanks, I tought bout doing one of those quests, but I dislike then on /tg/ already, I dont ant /mlp/ to get more filled with that cancer. Also my writing skills are bad.
>>25432784
underrated
>>25433062 (you) (you) (you)
>>25429896
>Found out they're taking away my central nervous system for a year.
You what, mate?
...What..What....
Ok. Someone explain to me clearly what op's thing is? Because I never heard of anyone taking away the central nervous system.
Is that even a real thing? How does it work? Any sources to prove that it actually works?Does it come with eggs?
>>25432821
>you aren't a native english speaker are you?
>I am not from England, I was born in the US, same goes for my sister
>>25434918
Can't be any more cancerous than CYOA threads and Spikefags vs. Anti-Spikefags.
I think they're taking out OP's CNS to figure out hisage gender.
>>25436360
Quests and CYOA are almost the same thing, that's why, it will end cancerous.
And why that thing with Spikefags and antispikegfags lately? Anons talking about the color of their hair or something and then some edgy faggot comes to say how he could use that hair to hang spike up or some other forced excuse.
>>25436380
Just some retard running into any thread that even remotely mentions Spike and trying to polarise people. Unfortunately there are too many dumb fucks around who fall for his b8 every time he shows up for him to stop any time soon.
>>25436398
I fell the first time I saw it too, so meh, might be some dumb anon who never saw the shitposting.
>>25436398
The fault is with the shitposter, not with the people who point out that what he's doing is stupid.
>>25429896
Claiming my waifu fluttershy, she's mine faggots.OP dafuq..just wot
This thread is making me think I have brain cancer
>>25436888
Trips mean you get to have her complication free.
Congratulations horsefucker.
>>25429896
>Taking away my central nervous system
How would that even work?
>>25437671
It wouldn't. Prevailing theories from the thread hold that OP either has bad language skills and is trying to describe mental illness, or is just batshit insane. Some have also conjectured that he is a robot.
>>25437701
Why not all three?
Caps when?
>>25430774
Good luck with the surgery, I hope your moral fiber feels better.
Wait, won't removing your central nervous system make you completely incapable of living, since the brain uses it to send commands to the hearth and every other organ?
>>25438985
Why do you think everyone is wishing OP a safe surgery?
>>25439028
Because they know OP won't make it and they are just trying to assure or lie to him.
>>25437810
>>25431098
>>25430908
>>25430950
>>25430375
here's my shitty attempt
>>25429896
>op is an evolved being
>able to withstand such a procedure
>he is the future
>and the future is faggot
>This fucking thread
>>25430679
>if everyone is alive in a year
uh
uhhhhhhhh
>>25429896
>Found out they're taking away my central nervous system for a year
>>25430774
>time to leave
>I want to thank everyone for existing
>I hope you live gigantic lives
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
>>25436375
MY MAN
>>25439045
>My post will go down in history
>>25440501
Pic of central nervous system?
>>25430721
Fine but screencap this sht and provide detailed explanation about all f this aight
either that or he fuckin with us
