Does your girlfriend know you watch the show? Did she accept it or is against it?
>>25429470
>Implying
>>25429470
>girlfriend
GET OUT NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25429476
/thread
>>25429470
lol no, incidentally I only started using 4chan after we broke up - fancy that
>>25429470
a what?
>>25429470
>girlfriend
Where do you think you are?
>>25429470
>girlfriend
normie
>>25429470
Sh willwhen I g-get one;-;
>>25429470
>girlfriend
>>25429481
>>25429564
kill yourself you autistic redditors
>>25429470
She finds it weird but doesn't care that much. You know, as long as your hobbies don't override the rest of your life, most people won't object to them.
>>25429476
>>25429481
>>25429485
>>25429532
>>25429564
>>25429587
Either morons or newshits
either way fuck off
>>25429470
>girlfriend
>>25429770
>>25429756
>having girlfriend
>not loving your waifu
>calling other people normies with normie behavior
>mlp
I remember when this board was good no shitty newfags like you
>>25429756
>Implying
>>25429799
My only problem is that you guys act like you've never had a girlfriend ever. That's fucking bullshit. Nobody is so fucking boring that they've never had a girlfriend in elementary, middle, or high school, but every time the subject of gf's comes up everyone just pretends we're on /r9k/.
I'm tired of this, having a girlfriend doesn't make you a normie.
>>25429789
I bet you got that picture from reddit
>>25429808
I've never had a girlfriend before fag I never had one before ever I'm fucking boring. I play video games go on 4chan that's fucking it. Fucking normie.
>>25429799
>>25429801
>>25429822
It's well known bait, you fucking idiots. Why are you taking it seriously?
None of you even know what "normie" even means.
And it's not "normie," it's "normalfag".
Fucking autistic Reddit faggots, YOU ARE CANCER.
>>25429842
>>25429853
Thanks for proving me right, autist.
>>25429842
Cause I wanna argue on the Internet dumbass is
To fun telling people to fuck off and start arguments over stupid shit that doesn't matter
>>25429808
The only "girlfriend" I had was when I was 7
>>25429842
I have never gone on Reddit in my entire life I avoid that place like cancer, I have never even dared to click on the damn link, all I know is it has a shitty interface shitty people, hugboxes and memes
>>25429870
Should I even try to decipher what you just tried to type?
>>25429862
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Honestly, she doesn't give a fuck
>>25429892
I said it is fun to start fights on the Internet, telling people to fuck off is fun and blows off steam.
It's fun to start fights over stupid shit that doesn't matter.
>>25429808
I'm almost 30 and literally never had a girlfriend. Kissless virgin. I don't even really care.
>>25429924
Fine, everyone has their ways of entertainment, but I don't understand why you have to do it with literal bottom of the barrel memes that make people cringe.
It's a lot more effective if you'd just argue normally and no like the stupid fuck above me frogposting out of his ass.
>>25429988
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BxeCbLZI3P
>>25429470
>revealing powerlevels
Can we have a global rule to keep sad froggies on le /r9k/
^:)
>>25429470
Considering I'm a girl and my boyfriend watches the show... Yeah. Yeah I'm accepting of it. I haven't watched as much as him but it's a pretty cute show.
>>25430024
Those aren't sad frogs. They're autistic frogs.
>>25429470
>girlfriend
You mean like, without hooves?
>>25430052
Get the fuck out.
>>25429470
My girlfriend is an actual mare, consequently she doesn't give a fuck.
the fuck are all these Reddit Normies doing here
>>25430135
How fucking ironic that you would call someone a Redditor while using "normie" in the same sentence.
>>25430157
Are you triggered?
>>25429470
She doesn't care.
She used to be against bronies' so I didn't tell her.
And then one night I snuck into her house and Injected her with a mixture of pony blood, glitter, and Hasbro brand saline while she was sleeping. I took some time for the mixture to bond with her DNA, but when it did she was a Rabid Pegasister.
>>25430157
>tfw I have a grill
>tfw we both like the show
>tfw she was redpilled before I met her
>>25429808
>Nobody is so fucking boring they've never had a girlfriend
Patently wrong.
>>25429799
>>mlp
>not /mlp/
You can blend in better, Reddit.
>>25429470
She told me it was her or the ponies.
And I... I took the road less traveled by.
And that has made all the difference.
>>25429470
she accepts it. but she cant really do much about it either way, you see she has no central nervous system. at least for the rest of the year
>>25430940
Is it for her moral fibers?
>>25429808
20-something year old hugless, dateless virgin here.
>>25430949
yeah. its ok though. in the end it will be better for both of us
>>25430949
Clearly. Why else would she have her central nervous system taken out?
I met my now ex-boyfriend at an mlp covention back in 2012. I didn't get his number at the first con (he made me too nervous to even be his friend so I chickened out), so a year later I saw him again at a different pony con. I recognized him but, he didn't so much recognize me... it was okay though because we only talked for like 15 minutes when we first met.
We started talking and we ended up lasting two years. We'd browse /mlp/ together sometimes and watch the show, but he was always more of an /a/ fag. He dumped me this past October. I'm pretty sure he's gay though, the signs were obvious. We're still friends at least.
Nah, no girlfriend. I wouldn't mind if she hated or liked it though. Can't always be similar on everything.
My ex knew. She hardly cared, except when she wanted something to verbally use as a punching bag.
One of the reasons I dumped her sorry ass.
When she found out I watched mlp she removed my central nervous system.
I don't know how I feel about that.
>>25429470
Its how we met.
>>25429470
She doesn't really care.Or can't, rather.She doesn't exist.
>>25429470
Does she know? Hell, she's in it.
>>25429808
never had a girlfriend mate. I'm ugly as fuck.
>girlfriend
uh oh looks like somebody is lost
>>25431085
no hooves get the fuck out
>>25429470
I wanna fuck Rarity dead
>>25429808
I've only had friends who were girls. I've never had interest in a girlfriend.
Well, my girlfriend didn't mind me watching the show. She was more pleased now because she wants to role play as rarity when we fuck.
I can already imagine my ass getting destroyed.
>>25429470
>be me
>have a gf
>gf left me because poni
>then come back with apologizes and stuff
And i said her to go fuck herself, because she is retarded and no fucking hooves. Thank yo /mlp/ now i am fag
My wife knows and watches it too.
Also Rarity best pony.
>>25429470
She knows. She used to watch it a bunch but she's not interested anymore, at least she doesn't give a shit that I like it. I did kind of discover too late that she wasn't interested though, after I bought her a plushie as a gift. I kinda feel guilty for that, but she should have just told me she didn't care anymore.
>>25429808
Nice copypasta, baited everyone on the thread.
9/10 because I've already seen it.
>>25429508
Same here m8
First girlfriend (was together 7 years) knew I watched it (started the ride mid-2011), got into it herself a few months later.
Second girlfriend met through the fanbasebrony meets, was only together three months but I got to fuck Pinkie Pie (cosplay), right?
Currently single.And thanks to horseporn more interested in guys now. What the fuck have you done to me
>>25431232
>I don't know how I feel about that.
Just as planned.
>>25430998
>hugless
That's a harsh one, anon. Do you not have a single female friend, or do they just never hug when they greet?
>>25433299
>Do you not have a single female friend
No, never have and considering I haven't had a single friends since high school the chances of it happening now are slim to none
>>25432263
Consider suicide, bud.
![latest[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YU73qXP.jpg "latest[2].jpg")
>>25433370
Ouch. Well, at least you have us, as faggoty as we are.
Also, don't give up just yet. You're still young, and it's very normal for guys to have depression and anxiety in their 20s, as well as experiencing loneliness. Guys are on average much happier in their 30s, and their peak attractiveness occurs at 37 on average.
In case you were wondering, I'm not a virgin, but I'm currently on a four year long dry streak, and have become a depressed shut-in myself, so I'm not doing too hot currently myself.
The race is not yet done, anon. We might just both make it.
>>25433299
Another guy here, but the only person I'd let hug me is my mother, and even then I do it for her. Anyone else I just glare at.I have horrible self-esteem and feel it's justified to die unloved and alone.
>>25433484
I love you faggots, if only because you're so much easier to be around since none of you have faces.
>>25433484
>37 on average.
Nice try to make yourself feel better, faggot.
>>25429470
I have a crush on this girl whose a huge fan of this show....and the crazy part is that i inadvertently got her into the show.
Luna is her fav.
![smv_curve1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QUf9ZUk.jpg "smv_curve1[1].jpg")
>>25433575
I'm not lying, though it's 36 actually.
Am I a normie?
I had a my first girlfriend when I was 23
And even though she wanted to be my gf she didn't love me infact she said
>You're a fucking joke and you should kill yourself.
And the only reason she was my gf to begin with was so she could lose her virginity.
But when the time to have sex arrived I said I need to hear that you love me.She didn't...
And that's how I preserved my virgin status
my GF is looking with me on the show
>girlfriend
>Girlfriend.
That's nothing more than condemning yourself in this day and age. Basically just saying "Oh hey, come join me for casual sex every so often, and rare conversations about the same thing until we break apart." I don't need a girlfriend, and no one here probably wants one because of the fact: They're humans, and like all previous generations, they've been conditioned to want and whine when they can't have their way. Same as a boyfriend, with the exception of the mental and physical image we have to uphold and out hormonal obsessions that we can rarely control.
If you love someone, they're not a girlfriend or boyfriend. They're a Partner.
That' all you need in life is a partner, or many if you want to bring the 'love' subject to your friends as well. If you want a girlfriend, I'll leave you o either enjoy your life of living hell and disemberment due to her unfulfilled wants for her choice, or you suicidal and regretful thoughts when the two of you couldn't work out a simple problem that dismembered your relationship like many people go apeshit over today.
I don't need a girlfriend.
I need a partner by my side, and strength to flow in my blood.
>And as long as I aspire to be better, even as a human,
>I'll be more than happy to try, until my cold and quiet demise.
>Because we're all alone.
>In our hearts, minds, and in our physical presence...
>>25429470
Last FWB I had liked it she hated Pinkie Pie, but she realized she was similar to Pinkie in so many ways so she found that a reason to work on her self hate tendencies and now she loves Pinkie and loves herself.
>>25435286
It was cute too, because Pinkie was my solo favorite, then I started to like Rarity instead of hating her and my FWB got pouty and cute jealous.
>>25429470
>this shit again
>>25429808
>that shitty copypasta again
>>25429470
Saw this on the home page, so I'm not exactly balls deep into this stuff, but I watched s2 as it came out for fun with a girl who almost became my girlfriend, and we were joined for s3 by a girl who did become my girlfriend.
Yes, yes, "Normie pls go"... But I don't think I'd call myself that. Just a mild autist who was lucky enough to meet a few girls who are also mild autists. The girlfriend became a radfem and we broke up, the other still cool but found another guy in the meantime. My own fault for going for the slightly crazier girl. Now I'm a lonely little faggot in his mom's house.
>>25429808
Count another voice for not having a girlfriend at any of those stages. However, on a technicality. I went to an all-boys school for middle/high school (some outside girls and the teachers' daughters were into me, haha. But I lived far from them and it just wasn't practical). I did get the interest of a few women right after I left, and had a serious girlfriend like a year later.
>>25429842
>>25429808
Lamo this guy
>>25430293
>>redpilled
>>>/reddit/
>>25433299
i never had any friends, fucking normalfuck piece of shit fuck yourself, taking everything for granted
>>25429470
She doesn't know. It really doesn't matter, so I don't bother.I think I'm going to REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEgret saying that
>>25429470
She's into it too.
>>25429808
I know I'm replying to bait, but why does one need a girlfriend to live a happy life? I honestly can't understand why so many people put relationship in a fucking pedestal in the first place.
There's so many other interesting things to learn about or to entertain yourself than to spend most of your time talking to/spending time with a single person.
>>25436232
http://www.newenglishreview.org/Orlet/Bachelorhood_And_Its_Discontents/
You don't. A lot of the greatest achievers in history stayed single.
>>25436232
>I honestly can't understand why so many people put relationship in a fucking pedestal in the first place.
Some people are single by choice, and some others are single because they get rejected by anyone and everyone they meet.
Guess which of the above two is most likely to frequent a board about pastel-colored, magical cartoon horses.
>>25429470I am the girlfriend
>>25429470
She loves the show, doesn't like bronies, tumblrinas/os, or mulp though.She has watched everything including the EQG films and I have yet to watch anything past season 3 because I've been a lazyfag.
>>25436813DO ET.Really, S4 has some great episodes and S5 is fantastic so far.
>>25429470
Myexgirlfriend saw me watching it when she looked over at what I was doing and asked if I was watching ponies.
I said yeah and she was like "ok whatever"
Thats pretty much it
>Girlfriend
girlfriend ? kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkklk
My ex used to watch the show with me, but she's an insecure fuck who began to tell me not to watch it and that it's just a phase or whatever, and stopped watching it due to her friends mocking her.
>>25436549BF's favorite pone?
>>25429808
28-year-old virgin here, never had a girlfriend. We boring people do exist.
>>25429470
No, she ended up breaking up with me a few months ago because she moved to florida for college, even though I'm moving down there in a month she just decided to break it off for shits and giggles or something
high school gf didn't care that I watched it, but she broke up with me senior year for no apparent reason, just stopped talking to me one day after being with her for like 5 years
started dating some guy a month later
but it's ok I've sunken back into 2d and I'm on anti depressants again anywaysfuck life man
>>25433834
Honestly you made the right choice there. She sounds awful.
She laughed her ass off when she found out.
Now she loves the show and is convinced she is Pinkie Pie in real life. I couldn't have asked for a better waifu.
>>25440492Butterquiet
Am I the only loner here who has no interest in romantic relationships?My waifu is all I need to be happy
>>25429470
She sees it just like a show, nothing different from the Simpsons or whatever
>>25436549
>>25430998
>20 year old virgin as well
>only got hugged by a girl when I was out with my "friends"
>only got hugged because they were there
good thread
>>25434494
>>25429470
I think my hand will be fine with it...
>>25429808
>Mid twenties
>Once drunkenly made out with a girl
>Fucked a hooker
>Looking into get a decent job before looking for a gf
Could be worse. Could be better
>>25429470
Gf knows.
Tries to shame for it in front of friends so I'll stop.
She's a major autist so her attempts are always in vain.
No fucks are given on my end, and I live life without consequence.
Am not virgin, I am a engineer.
>tfw social prowess helps you get away with everything.
>>25444787
>bumping this cancer
Fucking normalscum.
>>25429470
>She calls me applejack in bed during sex
>she cosplays as fluttershy
>>25429808
Nice copypaste.
^:)
>>25429470
She knows, and she's cool.I made us both OC's and I used to draw them every day. Very cute all around.
bemp
Yeah, she does. It came up right as we were starting to date, so to make sure I didn't fuck anything up, I explained why I liked it, and she was cool with it even if she thought it was weird. She's actually slowly coming around to watching the show
>>25429808
Holy shit, when did you guys make this a pasta?
I feel honored.
>>25447384
Fucking die, faggot.
>>25447494It's just me, ya nescient wretch.
>>25431908
Same here, my wife, (gf at at the time) was cool with it, we went went to went to see MLP: EG RR together and and she dressed as Sunset Shimmer for Halloween.
>>25429470
Yeah, because I made her watch an episode. She doesn't give a shit.
>>25431908
Do you fuck your wife pretending she's Rara?
