>"Tell me, Anon. Just what do you LOVE about me?"
>>25426575
"Well for one, you aren't all obsessed about friendship."
Your mom.
>>25426575
I can order around the changelings to recreate Space Jam.
>>25426575
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HO7I7hYIrZc
>>25426575
Everything.
>>25426575
Bums
>>25426607
Writefags.
>>25426607
>Friendship is Slamming.
>>25426607
you are a magnificent person, Anon
>>25426575
>Queen Chrysalis makes Anon immortal so she gets unlimited love to survive.
>Anon's benefits are:
Dat ass.
>no hooves
>love
pick one
>>25426607
>>25426662
>>25426724
>>25426756
COME ON AND SLAM!!!!
>>25426607
If I wasn't writefagging in another thread I'd try my hand at this.
>>25426902
what story, Anon?
Well I'll start off with the obvious, your adorable face. However what I love the absolute most about you is your personality, your 'take charge, and take what you want' attitude gets me going pretty fast.
Oh and I am obsessed with that fat ass of yours.
>>25426575
Human Chrysalis - wearing only seamed stockings & fuck-me heels - in my bed.
That's all I ask.
>>25426607
K E K
E
K
>>25426917
Twilight calling Anon Daddy.
>>25426575
God that ass is magnificent. If my only job as her servant was to shower that ass in love and affection then I would do it so happily.
>>25426575
what does Chrysalis' butt smell like
>>25426575
Them tall socks. God how I love them tall socks.
>>25427129
I like how you think.
>>25426607
>What started out as a bland OP pic with a lewd photo gives way to an interesting setting
>>25426607
whats space jam?
>>25428803
>>25428825
sorry i dont really watch anime
>>25428836
>>25428836
>anime
>>25428876
>>25428874
Anime isn't real because you post reaction images of it you weebs.
>>25426607
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjRlomdD7Mo
>>25428803
>>25428836
Heck with it, I'll bite.
It's a movie featuring Micheal Jordan teaming up with the Looney Tunes in order to save them from becoming a theme park attraction via a basketball game against aliens.
You may or may not be disappointed at how it turns out, but I can assure you, the theme song will probably be stuck in your head. Speaking of: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiy2AV43gZo
>>25426575
The fact that you're not real.
>>25426575
"Well, OBVIOUSLY your fabulous socks. Like... Damn. Dem socks."
>>25426575
The fact that you give me big plump and juicy fruits every day.
>>25426575
your central nervous system, now how about you and i get together and build moral fiber?
>>25428836
>>25426575
Those succulent toes of yours, your highness.
:3c
>you will never be her personal egg incubation sack
>she will never pump you full of her venom and repeatedly deposit her babies into you
>you will never live a slimy, dark existence in a hive, being impregnated and giving birth repeatedly while she feeds off your love for her
I want my own consciousness to slowly be drowned out by the hive while hundreds of changelings swarm around me doing hive things while I'm just a fat breeding drone that Chrysalis fucks for fun.
>>25430875
Fuck off with you, making me kek.
>>25426575
I find your whole species fascinating. I want to know to what degree your drones have autonomy, and by what means you communicate with them. The fact that you work as a hive implies a radically different form of central nervous system that what I am familiar with. I am also curious about the ethics of feeding on love, and want to know more about how you justify this, since taking love by dishonest means indicates a serious lack of moral fiber. Perhaps you could explain these points to me and I could describe my own species in turn. I think this would be better for the both of us.
>>25426792
This tbqh
>>25428803
>>25428836
No, no fucking way is anyone this sheltered or retarded!
Were you literally born yesterday?
>>25431947
Why the hell are you in EVERY
SINGLE
THREAD
NIGGA?
Its not that I really mind but the feels fuck with me, have mercy on my poor horsefucking soul.
>>25426575
because you can have your drones change into spike and let me beat the shit out of them.
>>25426575
Your sex appeal.
>>25426756
>filename
>>25426575
Nothing, disgusting human version of glorious bug butt.
>>25433052
The meme is strong with this one.
>>25426575
It may not appear so, but this is a leading question. Fuck you.
>>25426607
>>25433052
I kek'd harder than i should have
>http://gottagetdatbooty4.imgur.com/
>>25428929
How can anime be real if pictures aren't.
butts
>>25431947
elaborate
>>25428825
>>25433108
Space Jam is 19 years old; there are legal adults now who were born after the movie came out. Face it, we're old.