You know you're ready to get ponk'd
>>25409864
I am, go ahead.
>pank will never ponk you
>>25409864
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NC0qk2LLohc
Ponk thread? Aw yeah
I violently clopped so fuckin hard that my jizz broke the computer screen I wish to fuck dat hot sweet pony @$$
This is a cute pony.
>>25410017
>Nipple villager man
Hello namefag! Let's take a look at your post history.
http://desustorage.org/_/search/username/Nipple%20villager%20man/
You just got here today, and from the looks of it, you came to be in a pony thread simulator.
Everyone, look at him and laugh.
>>25410017
fucking loser
>>25410017
you're a gigantic faggot, but you're still less of a faggot than a spikefag.
Welp
let's hope that this thread doesn't die too fast
GearsGearsEverywhere's fic for anyone interested "Pinkie Loves Science Anon"
http://pastebin.com/XbXcU3q3
If anyone has Writeslut's fic, post it
Thank you
What does it feel like to be ponk'd?
>>25410510
around 200 pies to the face at the same time
Or a frosting-covered bat to the face... or the balls
>>25410510
Like a hyperactive horse covering rocks in cake batter and frosting, then inserting them into your asshole
Well this was a disappointing thread.
Bump
Well, this is pretty autistic.
>>25409864
Bump
SAVED WITH DIABETUS
Dumb Ponk reaction images
>captcha = select all pies
Why do you all love Pinkie? For me, it's because she's beautiful + fun and I often imagine eating a McChicken sandwich with her if she wasn't a herbivore
>>25414872
Basically the same as you, 'cause she's funny and beautiful
If i ever decide to drink the bleach and go to Equestria, the first thing i would do (besides freaking out) would be search for Pinkie and hug her
>>25409864
I would eat her poop if she was in the mood
All hail our pink goddess.
>>25415917
>>25410498
Whooooo, rev up those image bumps, 'cause tonight we get green, faggots!
(By tonight i mean like 8 hours later)
JUST
plonk
Opinions on my newest Pinkie plush?
superest most adorablest new pony plush of the month
you got pics from the front?
>>25417188
opps
>>25417157
>>25417157
cute / 10
Where did you get it?
>>25417374
I found the artist & plush on Etsy, her name is fallenpeach
DA: http://fallenpeach.deviantart.com/
>>25417417
Nice, thank you. Does she do commissions? I maybe want a Twi beanie from her.
why is pinkie poe so sexy?
>>25418108
>Pic looks like shit
>>25418304
>>25416141
fuck yes
4:20 in the afternoon.
mfw the possibility of green
>>25414872
she amuses me
I want pinkie to shove my face into her ass
>>25414872
She's the most relatable in terms of me having adhd and she's super cute, lovable, cuddlable, fun, sweet, caring, energetic and aside from saying more synonyms for pinkie pie I really can't pin down why I fell for her.but hugging her every night as I love her plushie body din't hurt
The only thing I know is that I am so deeply in love with her, I could not love her more even if she were real. I'm as far down the love rabbit hole one can get for such a cute girl
>>25419347
I used to be pretty adhd back in high school, but I'm a lot calmer, probably because of pessimism. but I still love pinkie, one thing I really need is someone like her.
>>25419392
>I really need is someone like her.
you said it nigga, but ever since I feel for pinks, I have become more of an optimist, though that prolly bad more to do with cutting out trashy TV from my life that wasn't anime or cartoons
>>25419429
>feel
*fell for
Not even a little but of a ponkafag, but I will concede that she has BY FAR the prettiest eyes out of all pones in the show
Sorry, guys. Party got in the way. At least I'm making my waifu proud.
>>25419886
Did someone say beautiful pinkie eyes?
>>25419935
>Party got in the way. At least I'm making my waifu proud.
for that you get a pinkie smile
I can't even find an imperfection in the ponk
>>25420212
me neither
>>25420204
>that ponytail
hnnnnnnng
>>25420252
here, have two of em!
>>25420273
TOO MUCH
>>25420337
more hairstyles!
UNF
This Thread is pic related
>>25414872
her energy is contagious, her passion to make ponies smile is utterly heartwarming.
Her insecurities are also the ones I found the most relatable of the cas, how fragile she seems at times, how it stems from the fear of losing what she lives for and the sheer work she puts into her friends and parties
>>25409864
>pg 9
I don't think so
>>25422812
kek, why haven't I seen this before? Makes me actually want to see that movie
>>25422812
Uhhh a bumblebee using a pinkie pie statue as a club. Source plz
>>25422835
>>25422875
It's from Ted 2 I think.
>>25422812
What the fuck is happening here
Sweet, ridiculously cute, cares a huge deal about everyone, and is the funniest and most amusing pony around.
Felling for her was inevitable for me.
>>25423272
She's like the the Tom Bombadil of MLP.
Waiting for Gears senpai to post the green
Speaking of greens, suggest prompts for potential Draw/Writefags
>>25423272
exactly. if you're nice to her, she'll love you no matter what.
Do you think pinky is a Snuggle in the after glow type of pony
anyone have that sad comic of pinkie becoming an immortal alicorn?
i need it
>>25423272
>ridiculously cute
Ponk is lovely.
>>25424013
>>25424795
super unf
>implying pinkie is cute
spoopy bamp
Where is the green?
>Hi mister
>>25425334
“Hey Pinkie, why are you dressed as a mime?”
>”…”
“…”
>”…”
“…”
>”…”
“…”
>”…”
Gotta... wait... for... Gears to... deliver...
why is pinkie the pony i want to fuck the most? like out of any other pony i feel like she would be the best.i even have a party pink equine rump from bad-dragon
>>25409864
>pg 9
>>25427976
>why is Pinkie the pony I want to fuck the most?
Because.
Flutterfag here. Ponk is just so goddamn cute though, I can't get over it.
Kek
>>25430804
>namefag
>rainbowfag
I respect your opinion on waifus, AutisticGET. OUT. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Sorry guys. Passed out.
In the meantime, check this lewd
>>25401581
Bump
>this will never happen
>>25435956
>>25436746
I love edroom eyes
>You re Anon
>And you have just woke up in a seemingly infinite sized room
>Not long afterwards you feel yourself being sucked from all directions yet from nowhere in particular
>Few brief seconds goes by and the entire room goes brighter almost blinding
>Since you have no idea whats happening you decide to close your eyes and just let go
>"-en i captured this pokeman, he remembers me of gummy since his green mask makes him very different than the other ones" -giggle-
>"Interesting, well this seem to be a new one since i cant find him in the collection...maybe its a legendary human?"
>"Pff i doubt it, he s only wearing a mask silly, or at least i think its only a mask"
>As you finally open your eyes a bright pink pone is reaching for your face, what do?
>>25438447
smooch the pink pone
>>25438447
use hyper beam
>>25438468
>As soon she gets close enough for your face you jump foward and try kiss the pink pone
>But right when you were going to smooch her she hears someone calling her name and turns
>Your smooch skill hits her cheek but it still wasnt very effective
>The pink pone just gives a cute look at you while the blue pony she seemed to be talking with ponces at you
>"Hey what was that?"
>"Calm down dashie, i think he did that because he likes me, and he seems nice so what about we keep him out of the pokeball?"
>"You sure that wasnt some kind of attack?"
>They seem to be distracted enough for you to do something, but the blue-...'dashie' is on top of you and you cant move
What next?
Anon skills
'tackle: basic attack'
'smooch: average chance of confusion'
>>25438758
Aim for a critical smooch.
>>25438758
splash
>>25438829
>>25438861
>You decide to try and aim for a critical hit
>You start focusing on your target and stop listening to the two ponies chat
>The pink pony is out of reach since Dashie is on top of you
>Dashie's head never stops still so getting tired you try to kiss her but miss completelly
>Neither of the ponies seem to have noticed though or just assumed you were trying to get back up
>They ve been chatting for a while and the pink pone even sat down in front of Dashie
>After using focus and missing you ran out of ideas and decided to accept your fate
>Though Dashie and the pink pony dont seem any sign of getting up and walking again
>An idea flashes your mind, and it may be just childish enough to work
>You use splash and spit of Dashies face
>She looks angry, no actually that would be an understatement
>At least you got the attention from them both
>What do?
Skills
'Tackle: basic attack'
'Smooch: average chance of confusion'
'Focus: doubles the chance for critical hits'
'Splash: high chance of giving frenzy to enemy, no damage'
Free skill slot in 1 level
>>25439043
TACKLE
>>25439043
apologize maybe?
Was going to sleep but saw it had gotten a command and decided to drop one more before bed
>>25439318
>You get tired of being nice and decide to tackle Dashie
>You re not her personal sofa afterall
>Right...she still on top of you
>And that means you cant really tackle since you re laying down
>As you look at dashie you see her liftin a hoof to punch you in the face
>But before it can connect you feel a zap and you re back to the infinite room
>After a while you decide to take a nap, nothing to do here anyway
>Just as you close your eyes you feel the same 'sucking' sensation as before and get ready to get out
>You re not sure what kind of weird dream this is but better rool along
>As you finally get outside you re greeted by the pink pony face
>"Okay we started on the left hoof here, lets try again"
>Dashie just hovers in the air looking at you as if expecting something
>"My name is Pinkie Pie, i am your trainer capitche? What s your name?"
"Anonymous"
>"Good to metcha, but that s a bit long so i m going to call you Anon by now on"
>"Now this here is my friend Rainbow Dash, now what you did with her was wrong, sodo you have anything to say for yourself?"Trying my hands at a cyoa for the first time, continue? if so what should we say and/or do?
>>25409864
Fuck I wanna pank the pink outta that ponk.
r8 my bump
>>25440474
8/8 its gr8
>>25439658
you should continue
also just follow ponk's lead for now
>>25439658
Anonymous, anonymous non. Nonny, nonymous anon non.
>>25414872
Because she is the love of my life. She is my sun, my stars, and my moon.
She's funny, she's beautiful, she's nice, she's generous, she's sweet, and she's an overall free spirit. She's perfect in every way and I wouldn't trade her for the world.
The thing that keeps me going in life is that virtual reality and the singularity is around the corner and I might someday be able to spend all of eternity with her.
>>25420204
God fucking dammit, that's adorable.
It's official, I'm gonna create a tulpa of her. I can't take it anymore.
>>25442802
Make sure to research it well first, a badly-created tulpa can be bad
tulpa.info i've heard is good
>>25441945
>Anonymous, the faggot pokemon
>>25442778
That is heartwarming, though one can only imagine such an existence of constant self-burden.
That burden of impossible hope.
>>25443191
The moment you believe she'll be better than what you imagined, the other realization sinks in to give you that already familiar feeling of a heavy heart.
>>25442778
>she is the love of my life.
muh nigga
but you know there's plush of her in the mean time, right?
That's what gets me through the day. Pic related is my soul mate
>>25441908
>>25441945
>What you have to say for yourself? Dash was the one who started it all!
>Still it seems it wouldnt be the best idea to confront her, so you decide to just go along
"...Im sorry"
>"Great, this one speaks weird too" - Dash said while facehoofing - "Can we just battle already?"
>"Lighten up dash, i have a feeling he did say sorry under all that nonny nonny non" *giggle*
>"Also we ll battle after you tell him that you re sorry too"
>"As if, he s only a pokeman, why should i do that?"
>"Cmon Dashie dont be a party pooper, you promised!"
>"Urgh whatever, i m sorry for pouncing you, there..."
>Her face definitively didnt mean that
>Still Pinkie seems satisfied enough soo maybe you should too
>"...can we go and fight now?"
>"Okie dokie lokie, who are you bringing out?"
>"Heh i thought you would never ask, Tracy its on you now!"
>With that she threw a ball on the ground and a pale blue human came out of it
>Soo maybe that s the thing you were inside...looks so small yet its so big on the inside
>Anyway they said something about a battle so you better concentrate
>"Uhh Dash dont you think that s a bit too much? You know, you ve had Tracy for a while and i just got Anon here..."
>The worry on her voice is almost palpable
>And just now you noticed that the other human had a knife while you were going to fight barehanded
>Just the cold stare she was keeping on you was enough to make you shake
>"No worries, let the little guy prove himself, what s the worse that can happen?"
>Dash's smirk did nothing but reassure this wasnt going to end well
What do?
>>25444196
Bait her into attacking Dash
>>25444299
>"Umm i dont know Dashie, Anon dont have much experience, maybe another pokeman?"
>"Yea, yea whatever"
>You re too deep in thought planning how to get Pinkie to fight Dash instead to hear the two talking
>As you see Pinkie grab a ball you try to think fast and rush to her
>"Umm what is he doing?"
>Dash asks, while you put the best hurt puppy eyes you can manage
>Being sit on truly wasnt pleasant so maybe Pinkie remember about that and will buy this
>"Aww i think he wants to fight, okie dokie, in you go"
>With that she pushes you inside the fighting arena
>And for some reason you cant leave the borders, as if there was a force preventing you from running
>"Alright, lets do this!"
>You re now Pinkie Pie
>And you ve just put your newest pokeman to fight an level 69 one from your friend
>You just hope it can survive 3 turns so you can get him out of there
>That rule was ensued after two trainers just kept changing pokemans to get the maximum efficiency against the enemy
>Some say that battle still going on to this day
>Anyway you didnt wanted to put Anon to fight Tracy but he seemed so eager to fight..
>"Alright, lets do this!"
"Y-yea, go get her Anon!"
>You re Anon again
>Tracy just stands there, waiting for you to make a move
What do?
>>25444532
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3JknE8Rft0
>>25444540
second
Boump
>>25444540
>After a few seconds go by you finally notice the fight has already started
>You start moving to her but she doesnt bulge from her spot
>As you get to melee range you boop her nose and quickly rush back to your side of the arena
"Boop!"
>After some more seconds of silent staring she finally groans before turning her back to you and shouts
>"I dont want to fight this loser, do i really have to dispose of more trash? Heck he doesnt even have a face!"
>You re now Rainbow Dash
>Dash noticing Tracy had turned her back to Anon and was looking directly at her went to see what she wanted
>"cy tracy cage, tracy tracy? tra tracy cy cage!
"What s wrong Tracy? What do you want? All you have to do is give that guy a lesson, it will be easy"
>Tracy kept staring at you, but you knew she d give up after a while
>She always seemed to think that all fights were boring
>Which made her let her guard down many times, just like on this one
>Though that move anon did was something you never seen before, though didnt seem to have done anything to Tracy at least
>"Tracy focus! Remember all fights you lost until now were exactly for letting your guard down, dont do that again!"
>"Tracy cy..."
>You re Anon again
>Tracy stopped to talk with her trainer so you decided to give her some space
>You are a true gentleman after all
>You notice Dash's mouth moving but no words are coming out
>"Fine whatever..."
>Noticing she was turning around again you got ready for her attack
>And then she started...
>...sitting down
"Wut?"
>Guess its your turn again
Make your move
>>25445671
Use Smooch
This is the future that you choose
>>25445721
>You re not sure what s up with her but sutting down will only make easier to land hits
>There s also a angry Dash trainer behind her, which means she also disaproves of that move
>Using smooch seems like the best way of action, she could end up damaging herself if she got confused
you try to get close enough to her before jumping fowards into her
>She casually leans back and as you re flying above her she plants her knife into your stomach
>Your mere 10hp are no match for the damage you took
>Still there are no instakills it seems as you re still alive and flying headfirst into the ground
If post <5 you die, >5 you live with 1 hp but along with the bleeding effect
Let the RNG gods decide
>>25446055
rollan
>>25446117
Nice
>>25446055
Had something special for exact 5 or dubs, but never expected to get both myself...
Oh well, wasted
=========================
>>25446117
>You roll on the ground as you land taking no damage, but as you try to get up the pain of the cut makes itself aparent
>The cut is very deep and no wonder you re bleeding a lot
>With an adrenaline rush you go back to your side and wait for the inevitable
>Tracy just stands there, looking at you as if daring you to go try and kiss her again
>After some time pass by and an unmoving Tracy keeps her gaze at you everything starts to fade to black
>"I use poison joke powder" - you hear Pinkie voice shout behind you while throwing some blue powder at your direction"
>Which stopped the bleeding but wasnt able to close the wound
>"Sorry her bleeding does more damage than your full health so healing wouldnt matter next turn, try to be more carefull okay?"
>You only need to survive one more turn, what do?Gotta go do stuff, back later
>>25442825
>screaming limless peridot tulpa.jpg
top kek
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7gqcGXTfBA
end of video
>>25446653
>>25446646
>I did try to have sex with it
>mfw
>>25446806
>tfw never had problems fucking my tulpa
>>25410510
Like sandbags
>>25409864
>The Ponk never ends
>>25446274
Use splash and aim for her eye.
Another bump.
Pinkie threads are so much slower withouthim.
>>25452111save me
>>25452111
I rather have slow than a shitstorm every thread were zero content was produced
>>25452409
It's not just this part of this thread. This thread is under 200 replies, and it's already the longest lasting Ponk thread in a long time, by far. Lenin may have caused shitstorms while he was posting, but when he stopped people would take full advantage of it. When the cat is away, the mice will play.
Now the cat is dead, and the mice have gotten used to it.
>>25452546
I see your point, but even when he wasn't there the thread was either furiously dumping images to reach the limit before he came back or pretty slow too (accompanied by him inevitably coming back and shitting it again)
and that was in the beginning of his shitposting rampage, after months of the same shit everyone just gave up and ponk threads didn't existed at all.
Pinkiefags are autistics
>>25453278
>>25453278
Who else /asperger's/ here?
>>25446646
So this is why /sug/ got banned from /co/...
>>25453344
Who isn't /asperger's/ here?
>you will never marry a cute ponk
>>25455075
I wanna wed the ponk
My dong when reading here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmZYgqBp1gI
smartie pie
>pg 8
Come on now, it's too early for the party to die down
>>25458043
>life is beautiful
only because you're a part of it, pinkie
cuddle the ponk
>>25459641
muh heart
>"Am I majestic now, anon?"
>>25462521
>"Bow before your majesty, Nonny"
>>25462623
>bows
>then licks hooves
How may I serve you today, your Majesty?
>continues licking
>>25462623
>5500x7208
why?
>>25462752
Because shes fucking majestic obviously...
>>25462752
>>25462786
>>25462623
i like it when big ponk subjugates me
>>25462786
i can't argue agaist that logic
>>25462752
because ponk's majestic figure demands pixels
Who wants to see some crazy shit
>>25464194
>Who wants to see some crazy shit
We have options?
>>25464198
Nope
>>25464194
>>25464196
>>25464202
>>25464206
>>25464210
>>25464212
>>25464217
>>25464220
>>25464225
Annnnd 10
Sometimes, I wonder what love is, as I have never experienced it. I close my eyes, and a picture is starting to show up in my mind. There's a little pony there there, her beauty seems almost absurd while doing the silliest of things wearing nothing, but a party hat. I always see her working hard for her friends in high spirits, baking cupcakes and planning parties for the entire town, she's but a small, cheerful and a little bit mysterious filly.
I want to do something for her, I want to see her eyes shine up whenever she notices I'm there. I want to be a part of her life, and cuddle her gently.
This pony is Pinkie Pie. Gentlemen, I think I'm in love.
>>25464250
Me too anon. Because of pinkie I found out was real love was. I can't imagine living without her I, so I am never going to, as long as I have this big bundle of fluff.
I can just gaze into her eyes and feel happy. Because of her I have pure joy everyday. I have zero regrets for choosing to live the rest of my life with her.
>>25464227
>having ponks body
I would abuse the fuck out of that situation
PONK P-P-PONK P-PANK P-PANK PINKIEPINKIEPINKIEPINKIE PONY A PINK PINKIE PONY
>>25466955
this is exactly the kind of nonsense I whisper over and over when I'm trying to squeeze the life out of my penke plush, but with more I love yous
>>25414872
So many reasons.
Somehow, even though she is meant to be the hyper-active one, she retains a sweetness that is delightful almost every time she is on the screen.
This entire thread is >pic related.
Great posts all of you...every..single..one of you fckers.
I'll be right back after getting my heart restarted.
>>25467123
We'll be waiting for you
>>25467123
i love you too anon
mfw my captcha was balloons
>>25467123
you better get ready to restart it again
Ponka is a top tier pony.
need more panko phlu
>>25469204
>>25469205
oh my god, these eyes are so mesmerizing
>>25469219
>>25469235
literally most beautiful pone
Pinkie panked a ponk of penkled ponkers. If pinkie panked a ponk of penkled ponkers how many ponkers did pinkie pie pank?
>>25469689
Pinkie panked a pentillion ponks of ponkers
>>25469689
A ponko will penk as many ponkled pankers as a ponko could penk ponkled pankers.
>>25469764
I have fallen in love with pinkie's hips
>>25469781
>>25469795
more pink hips!
>>25469807
>>25469852
yuss
>>25469795
>>25469862
Oh Ponka, you'd make a wonderful mother I bet.
>>25469906
If she got this excited for shining and cadence having a baby, imagine her sheer explosion of joy if she became a mommy
>>25469995
Love this. We don't get enough straight-maned happy ponka.
>>25469689
>>25470005
>>25470005
>>25470005
>>25470059
Even without my shipping goggles, I wish Rarity and Pinkie interacted more. Their chemistry is goddamn perfection.
>>25469980
I so desperately wanna be the one who gives pinkie the foals she is craving for, just to see the big smile that being a mommy would give her
>>25470094
>>25470059
muh niggas
what is ponk looking at?
>>25470794
your post
>>25471502
This thread gonna die on me?
>>25474097
maybe
