Welp, that was weird
But yeah, no diapers, no shitposting, blah blah
Not really sure why trap tickler got deleted and not Fat horse thread, but might as well post the usual shit...
Rules as follows:
No Diapers
No Autism (as in don't be an idiot)
No Shitposting
No shitty denial circlejerking
BUMP OFTEN
NO FURFAG SHITThat means no regular show shit either
No sandland shit
No SJWs allowed (ironic or unironic. This is still going to be called TRAP tickler no matter what)
Tea party... and desserts
Anything that breaks the stuff said above should be reported on sight (I know, I know, but you might as well do your part)
http://pastebin.com/UgrPe5Vz Rules pastebin that's a must read and includes the way to the IRC (please join, it's lonely in there)
http://pastebin.com/eLpLVYTc How to avoid women
why was the thread pruned?
Why was the last thread deleted? Are the mods against generals now?
hey guys, just stopping by-- im not interested in this thread or anything!-- i swear, but. how often does new content actually appear? just curious
>>25404279
like 5 times per thread on a good day desu senpai
>>25404268
>>25404274
Pruning doesn't happen anymore, pruned threads go to the archive
I really don't know why, Fat pony and MMP seem to still be up so who the fuck knows... maybe it was the spike discussion.
>>25404291
for a second there i was worried we had been sent to /trash/, but a quick ctrl f quickly made my fears vanish
>>25404310
The anon who said "Go to /trash/" had his post deleted before the thread went, so thankfully not
Hopefully we can quickly get back to girly stallions now
And just to be safe, maybe avoid the whole spike discussion for now
>>25404279
As often as you want bby
>>25404279
Not often, infact the concept of new content is rather new for this general
And this time, remember not to boop trap horse too hard
>>25404279
>>25404425
I think three of the drawfags made tumblrs. One made it for herbal grape, another made one only to submit new herbal grape pictures from this general to the first blog, acting kind of but not really archive, and the last one is a art blog with a small amount of nsfw.
>>25404374
sure you are goldie
>>25405559
so breezie trap green when?
>>25404532
poor coffee, I want him to be a happy maid
>>25405784
soon hopefully
>>25406274
I want some great of this horse
>>25404291
>pruned threads go to the archive
what? threads still get deleted.
>>25407332
I thought pruning was "thread gets pushed off board"
>>25407733
pruned means it's gone. The archiving function only prolongs things, it does not prevent pruning.
>>25407764
Yeah, but thread still got deleted before it could be pushed off the board and into the archive
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2015/11/9/1019957__solo_oc_explicit_nudity_clothes_blushing_penis_panties_dress_socks.png
Who is the prettiest trap horsie?
>>25404243
>another gay pandering thread where the same images get reposted by different people ad infinium
wew lad thanks for posting
>>25409615
>what are filters
Also thanks for bumping
What's with all the faggots here who can't use filters?
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2015/11/12/1021276__explicit_nudity_penis_cum_sex_big+macintosh_horsecock_anal_gay_cumming.jpeg
>>25411351
who is the lucky prince?
>>25412327
Verndari
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2015/7/23/942553__oc_explicit_nudity_blushing_oc+only_penis_cum_balls_anal_dialogue.png
butt boops
>>25413304
muffled eeping noises
>>25412636
that's too spooky
Boop
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2015/10/30/1012340__solo_oc_explicit_nudity_blushing_penis_cum_balls_glasses_unicorn.png
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2015/10/17/1004677__solo_oc_explicit_nudity_blushing_clothes_anus_panties_bipedal_socks.png
Well, what are you looking at?
>>25415322
a puckered ponut
>>25415322
your face
>>25415122
He sure does seem to be enjoying it
https://derpicdn.net/img/2015/9/3/971695/large.jpg
Don't lick the tip
>>25416218
eep
>>25415781
is there any horsie who wouldn't?
>>25416218
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2015/10/28/1010961__oc_explicit_nudity_monochrome_shipping_blushing_clothes_oc+only_straight_vagina.png
Poor little Tender heart, getting fucked over by his sister
Where's snugs and all the other guys? Don't tell me it's just Mitch and shitposters like last year
>>25418334
I'm usually always lurking.But it definitely feels like there haven't been many people recently....Punky come back ;-;
>>25417648
>>25419312
>>25420036
unf
Luna, stop stealing big mac from everyone
>>25420611
The lewd acting girly colts are always the finest
>>25418492I'm sorry. Have an Herbal Grape hat thief
>>25420552does the dong size grow or shrink as they combine?
>>25421917
They get girlier, so it shrinks
>>25421878
I need to change my stage color to something else. white is really starting to screw with me.
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2015/11/12/1021727__solo_oc_explicit_nudity_clothes_penis_panties_horsecock_underwear_solo+male.png
Boop
>>25422235
I would throw my wallet at him
is there some cute finished greens?
>>25423570
wait, this general has greens?
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2015/11/13/1021875__oc_explicit_cum_sex_oral_dialogue_gay_facial_crossdressing_artist-colon-marsminer.png
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2015/4/8/868709__explicit_cum_sex_panties_stockings_anal_underwear_gay_creampie_crossdressing.jpg
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2015/10/3/993781__solo_explicit_nudity_penis_upvotes+galore_anus_balls_big+macintosh_horsecock_solo+male.png
>>25426377
What is he going to be dressed in?
>>25426670ALL the frilly dresses
>>25426687
But just how frilly?
What would trap pony do in tough situation?
>>25428666
Call apon your army.
>>25428739
He would be so desperate, how can you not help him?
>>25429004
Look at the trips.
Who better to help thanthe vast hellspawn armies made of the fallen?
So no one has the spike pics?
>>25432290
Found em. Nevermind. I'm absolute garbage.
>>25432290
hey whoa, last time this pic was mentioned, the thread got deleted
>>25432678
Oh, that was my fault? Sorry about that. I'll only post these from now on. That pic was just what spurred my interest in femme Spike, so I thought I'd post it.
>>25434377
that dress is the manliest
>>25434752
Goldie is manly in anything
>>25435364
this
Eep
>>25430706
you're so cute not to have dresses
>>25434377
>"not what my bishop said last night"
I thought those guys would be the last people to molest children.
>>25437778
What?
>>25437797
Probably some markov or other shitposting bot like last year.
>>25437911
why is it always this general, and never any other?
>>25437797
>>25437911
>>25437979
ok looks like its time for some good old "i should have worded that better" damage control.
I was talking about the picture. i'm sorry if you guys took it another way. should have said "that pic" instead.
but real talk bishops don't go for people spike's age do they?
>>25438092
Whew, that's a relief
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2015/11/15/1022991__oc_explicit_nudity_shipping_clothes_anus_cum_simple+background_sex_balls.png
Is there any green about Coffee Cream?
>>25437911
What's she going to do with goldie?
>>25435364
But is he manly in a maid outfit?
>>25442827
maybe
boop
What if trap pony was shrunk? What would you do?
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2015/7/2/928448__oc_explicit_nudity_oc+only_anus_cum_plot_balls_gay_creampie.jpeg
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2015/9/12/977733__twilight+sparkle_explicit_nudity_clothes_penis_cum_plot_balls_sex_tongue+out.jpeg
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2015/11/15/1023491__oc_explicit_unicorn_gay_earth+pony_commission_crossdressing_artist-colon-potzm.png
>>25404243
Guys I took a monster dump yesterday
>>25445218
What if trap pony shrunk you?
>>25447122
Maybe you should have known better than to tease a girly unicorn colt about his small dick
>>25447178
But for why does trap pony hold such malice?
>>25449401
If you're going to tease him, he might as well tease you back... and put you in his panties
>>25449430
No... This is haram.
>>25449430
But which side? Back side with his ponut or front side with his dick?
I've missed you faggots, here's a sketch
>>25451786
I hope the thread doesn't end up like the last one
>>25451006
Equally awful
>>25452592
>Not wanting to be in a girly colt's panties
What are you? Gay?
>>25451786
I like it :3
Can never have enough cute colts~
>>25452629
Quite the opposite, in fact
page 9 bump
>>25454050
In the trap rump
>>25454567
put it in the butt bump
>>25454620
e-eep
>>25455036
why so nervous?
How does trap horse get so adorable?
>>25456087
They always make sure they look cute
>>25456087
It's all in the dress
>>25456555
why is he having a makeover?
>>25451006
Front
There'd be lots of room because of his below asian-tier dick
>>25458444
But what if the panties are really tight?
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2014/10/23/748650__solo_oc_anthro_blushing_oc+only_questionable_panties_love+heart_solo+male_unshorn+fetlocks.png
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2015/10/29/1011678__oc_explicit_nudity_blushing_clothes_penis_sex_vinyl+scratch_panties_glasses.png
>>25458790
Then the back, there's always space out back
>>25459579
Even if there's always the risk of musk?
>>25459952
and the possibility of getting stuck in their ponut
>>25460033
gross
>>25440137
I wish, not much green is done in this thread
>>25461071
where are the writefags?
>>25461650
writefags are dedposting a prompt or idea might get someone to write though
>>25462050
Stallion has a date with a girly colt, taking him out to fine dining and other stuff
>>25451786
and finished pic
nsfw: http://imgur.com/lYcDnTZ
>>25452815
>Can never have enough cute colts
damn right
>>25462750
I would snuggle that colt really hard
>>25462050
girly colt taking advantage of a stallion and turning him girly
>>25460033
This isn't really a possibility unless their ponut was gaping or they were intentionally trying to push you in
Could Butterscotch be into crossdressing? Could Fluttershy be a trap?
>>25463550
I'm sure it would be wide, depending on the colt
>>25463696
most likely
>>25463696
yes, and no one is even aware he's a stallion
>>25464267
does he have that small of a member?
>>25464551
yeah, and no horsie has ever noticed because it's microscopic
>>25464870
>forever they just thought it was a tiny clit
>but it was actually a tiny dong
>>25465069
maybe not even flutters knew
>>25463826
Then there's a chance you could accidentally get pushed in
>>25466026
I'm not sure whether I would be aroused or scared to death
>>25466461
As you should be with most macro settings. They can really do whatever they want to you, so you'd really need to trust that they won't accidentally or intentionally hurt you.
I think a gaping ponut would be safer than a virgin one, because it wouldn't be clamping down so tightly on you and the trap would already associate feeling back there to arousal.
It'd smell like hell but if you're into that then whatever.
>>25466865
Muzzles you want to punch
>>25466888
*muzzles you want to boop
FTFY
>>25466985
The trips speak no lies
bumpup the butt
>>25467777
Excellent sevens
>>25466595
hopefully he gets you out before his stallion friend comes
>>25468699
what is he going to do with that colt?
>>25468964
Lewd things, like touching and insertion
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2014/12/31/796306__explicit_nudity_penis_upvotes+galore_smiling_anus_balls_tongue+out_bedroom+eyes_princess+cadance.png
By the way, Medley Tea is no longer with Coffee Cream anymore, that means he's not taken anymore
>>25471475
boop...
>>25471992
on the bum
>>25472280
where on the bum?
I would 20 bits for the night with this pony.
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2014/10/1/733629__solo_oc_suggestive_panties_solo+male_colored_heart_crossdressing_frilly+underwear_bulge.png
>>25473622
yep
What is making Goldie so girly?
>>25474550
probably hormones
>>25474550
himself
>>25473622
What made you think that was manly in any way, get your retarded ass outta here
>>25475650
don't talk to Goldie like that
>>25475546
I want a trap pone like that
>>25471475
Wait so why did they break up?
>>25476536
http://coffeecream.ru/post/132960568441/%D0%BD%D1%83-%D0%BA%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BE%D1%87%D0%B5-%D1%83-%D0%BC%D0%B5%D0%BD%D1%8F-%D0%BD%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%BE%D1%81%D1%82%D1%8C-%D0%B4%D0%BB%D1%8F-%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%B3%D0%BE-%D1%82%D0%BE-%D0%BE%D0%BD%D0%B0
Hey guys
Is my story about a trap warden still allowed here?
Just asking, this thread seems calm since last time I came (not that i'm not lurking)
Warden related
>>25477341
Please continue your story, I miss the greens this thread gets
>>25475650
Don't make Goldie cry now, Silvy will give you a paddlin'
http://pastebin.com/k9TvSFW8
Be Anon
>Be carrying Short Fuse away from the prison’s GYM
>Be sore in more ways than one
>What the fuck just happened back there?
>Why did Fuse try to do something lewd with you?
>One more minute there and you couldn’t hold it
>Good thing Iron Curtain intervened, because if he hadn’t arrived in the nick of time… things wouldn’t have gone pretty
>You still have no idea why Fuse wanted to do /that/
>…Must be your fault for talking about strippers
>”Anon! I didn’t get to dress! Stop carrying me!”
“Oh? Oh right, sorry Fuse”
>You stop and slowly and carefully lower Fuse to the ground
>Using his magic, he starts to put his uniform on
>No joking or ‘acting’ now, uh?
>You look at him with concern in your eyes
>He notices you staring
>”What? Did I put my uniform backwards?” he says meanwhile turning around and looking at his back
“No, just wondering what you did back there”
>He starts blushing and looks at the floor
>”You... started it, I’m sorry. If you didn’t like that, I won’t do that again...”
>He idly scuffs the floor with a hoof, turning his gaze towards his own shoulder
>You can’t lie about liking that striptease. That was fucking hot for some reason
“I didn’t mind that, most of my species has done what you did. And other, worse things”
>And there it is again, that blank look of his
>What could he be thinking?
>”S-So… would you like a part 2 of what we did? M-Maybe you could start first this time”
>He bites his lip and looks up at you nervously
>…Oh right, you had the idea of taking photos of him...
>Maybe you could take some lewd ones!
“I have a better idea, Fuse”
>”Hmm? What is it? If it’s about lingerie, I’ve got plenty to wear! I may even have a few pieces in your size...”
>wat
“What? No. That’s... sexy?...But that’s not what I was trying to say”
>”Oh… forget about that then… what were you about to say?
>You are not forgetting about that
>>25479335
“Well I was thinking, I got a camera and you want to take photos. So what if I take some photos of you wearing something? We could do that when we finish the tour if you want”
>”Ah, a photo session? I always… wanted one”
>[Interested trap warden noises]
>His tail starts to move left and right, almost as if…
>Is he wagging his tail?
>”Yes! We can do a photo shoot when we finish the tour!”
“Good. That settled, we can continue with the tour, lead the way”
>”Sure thing Anon!”
>Fuse starts to move, but stops suddenly with a shy smile
>”So… Were you happy with that act?”
“Very. Especially with the view I had”
>Fuse begins moving on, and you follow behind
>Is he moving his tail suggestively again or is just your imagination?
>If only you could slap that ass…
>…
>Welp, your gay thoughts are having a field day
>Mostly because of that last part about lingerie Fuse mentioned
>Not about you wearing lingerie, but...
>…
>How would he look like in underwear like that?
>Hopefully Fuse is happy with making you gay for him…
>Would you be happy?...
>Eh, a hole is a hole
>Maybe Fuse wouldn’t go /that/ far anyway
>…Or maybe ponies in this world don’t have sex?
>Or do they?
>Maybe they are magically brought to life with a mirror or a magic cloning puddle or some shit?
>You really want to ask that, but… ugh, the awkwardness of that would be too much
>Fuse would probably pop from embarrassment
>Well, now Fuse is taking you to the Spa
>Can’t wait to see what kind of situations will happen
>Maybe you can play with Fuse a little this time…
>Hope there is soap in the Spa
>Slippery soap
>Very, /very/ slippery soap
>>25479347
Be Short Fuse
>Be walking alongside Anon, near the Spa of the prison
>And you are SO happy with that ‘stripping’ act!
>If Anon is happy, then you are too!
>And you can’t wait for that photo session! You always wanted one!
>You always wanted one back home
>But your parents…
>Well, they did a lot of them, but none of your liking…
>The horror…
“Fuse?”
>That bow sometimes gives you nightmares…
>”Fuse!”
>Why did dad give you that anyways? You were just a colt and…
>”Shorty!”
“Uh? What?
>”Finally. You were staring at the ceiling, muttering about bows… We are here, by the way”
”Oh… yes…”
>Wait, what did he call you?
“Did you call me… something?”
>”Oh I was just saying your name one and one more time, got tired and tried a new one”
“And that was…?”
>”Shorty”
“Do you… wanna call me that now or…?”
>”If you don’t like it, I’ll stick with Fuse. Your friends call you that, don’t they?”
“Yes, but…”
>’I’m taking over control’ says one thought
“Y-You can call me any name you want”
>You say while giving a wink
>’Control is returned, have a good day’ the thought said
>What was that!?
>”Okay?”
“ANYWAY, WE ARE HERE, LET’S ENTER, SHALL WE?”
>”Sure. …Isn’t anyone going to open the door like last time with Iron Curtain?”
“I don’t think so; Gentle Scent and Soft Pumice weren’t warned about this tour”
>”Those two are the owners of the Spa?”
“They are both the managers of the Spa”
>”Oh”
>You open the door of the Spa and both of you enter the place
>Anon looks astonished at how big is the place
>Maybe he hasn’t seen a spa before?
>The Spa manager, a male pony with a gentle lime-green coat and a mane like crushed quartz trots over to you
>As he approaches, the scent of rocks after rain slowly wafts around you
>”Oh, hello warden. Welcome back to the Spa”
“Good morning Pumice!”
>>25479361
>Soft Pumice looks up to return the greeting and notices Anon
>With eyes opened just a little too wide, he stares at Anon with a big smile
>”I see we have a new inmate! Nice to meet you, I’m Soft Pumice!”
>He extends a hoof to Anon to greet him and Anon shakes his hoof
>”Nice to meet you too. My name is Anonymous, but you can call me Anon”
>Anon’s smile is so bright!
>It’s so good that he is making new friends!
“Where is Gentle Scent? Is she late or something?”
>”Gentle Scent late? Oh no no, she’s fixing an issue in the aromatherapy room”
“Again?”
>”Yes… the room had a leak and we were searching for the source of the problem, but with both of us there, no one could enter the spa… so Gentle made me come back to open the Spa and she said she was going to fix the problem. At least she can fly and check if the leak comes from the roof or somewhere where I can’t reach”
>Soft Pumice lets out a quick sigh
>Anon tilts his head doubtfully
>”Is a leak a big problem in that room?”
“Well it is-“
>Soft Pumice quickly interrupts you
>”It REALLY is a big issue! A leak there and the room could tear apart! The point of the room is to calm down and heal everyone that wants to relax and fix their issues!”
>Soft Pumice takes a second to continue, but remembers that he cut you off
>“Oh… sorry to interrupt you, warden”
“Don’t be sorry, I know you get plenty excited about topics related to the Spa.”
>Well it was true. Soft Pumice and Gentle Scent were the Spa managers, they know everything about the Spa and anything happening in it can make them drastically dramatic… even the tiniest of things. Like in this one, a leak in the aromatherapy room…
“Well, moving on... I’m doing a tour for Anon. I already showed him some of the prison, but it’s taking a bit of time because I want him to enjoy all the places!”
>You smile while looking up at Anon. He smiles back
>>25479382
>”Ah that’s fantastic; I’ll give you both the deluxe package… for a discount of 40%!
>Well that’s generous of him! Most of the times he only gives 10% discount on that package
>“So… how many good points do I need to pay?”
>Anon? Paying? He’s your guest on this tour!
“Oh no Anon, don’t you worry about paying. I’ll pay for this! Besides… I asked you to the Spa at the very beginning as a ‘thanks’ for saving my life back at my… introduction”
>”Right… well, next time I’ll pay”
>N-Next time?
>He… wants to come here with you again?
>Eeeee! That’s so amazing!
>You really want to hug Anon so hard right now… but this time isn’t the best of times to do that
>”So, what does the package contains? I’m curious” Anon asks
>Soft Pumice smiles tightly
>”Well, the Deluxe Package has the following treatments: Aromatherapy, Hot Tub, Massages and the Sauna! Which one would you two like to start which?”
“Well… since Aromatherapy is being fixed right now, let’s leave that when it is fixed and start with… the Hot Tub!”
>Soft Pumice effeminately chuckles
>”You always pick the Hot Tub first, warden! Okay, follow me!”
>Of course you always start with the Hot Tub! It just melts away your stress...
>You two start following behind Soft Pumice as he leads you and Anon to the Hot Tub room
“You are going to love the Hot Tub, Anon!
>”I sure will, I haven’t felt a good ol’ Jacuzzi in centuries”
>So Anon has visited Spas before? And… No, better not question or say anything
>You just nod and smile
Be Pancho
>Be with two cute females
>You are living the true life
>Soon you’ll start a herd…
>Everything you need is a changeling queen and you’ll be the happiest box in the universe
>A breezie is fine too
<…
<…
<Okay, you got me. Pancho wasn’t talking; it was me, the narrator
<Life is boring when you don’t have any lines in this chapter…
>>25479392
Be Yarn Feather
“And that’s how I lost my cat license! Thrice!”
>And you were telling the story of your family’s work
>The life of a cat keeper wasn’t easy sometimes. Ah, you’ll get your license again someday
>You cast a glance at Jenny
>The giraffe is staring and smiling, focusing on your story
>Of course she is
>You’re a great story teller!
>But more importantly, is Pancho interested?
>You look longingly at Pancho
>That magnificent cube is just staring at you with his warm smile and kind eyes
>You can swear Pancho was about to say something or move
>But he didn’t say anything or move…
>Well, he is still covered in cookies, but you can’t take any now that Jenny seems to think that’s awkward or ‘lewd’
>Nonsense!
>...But you can’t risk being kicked out of her room while Pancho is here
Be Jenny
>You swear if Yarn Feather takes another cookie off of Pancho…
>You’ll…
>You’ll…!
>You’ll ask her nicely to leave your cell. That’s what you’ll do!
“Want more cookies, Yarn Feather?”
>”Sure, these are delicious!”
>She gazes lustfully at Pancho
>Don’t do it girl… just…
>She tenderly embraces Pancho as if they were close friends or… something else
“S-stop that!“
>Yarn shifts her bedroom eyes to you
>”What’s that Jenny? Are you jealous or something? We can share him if you like~”
>Share… him!? W-What!?
>”Ever heard of a cuddle session? We can have that with this big guy~”
>U-Unf…
>YOU MEAN, THAT’S NOT WHAT YOU WANT
>Do you?
>>25479405
“B-but… he doesn’t want that… does he? Besides, I’m bigger than you are so he’s only a big guy for you...”
>”I don’t know, let me ask!” she looks back at Pancho mischievously
> “Pancho, do you mind having a cuddling session with us? Would you like to be Jenny’s little spoon?~”
>”…”
>Pancho doesn’t answer, he just keeps smiling
>”He doesn’t mind!”
“H-He didn’t say yes!”
>”But he didn’t say no!”
>Uh! This mare!
>”Come on Jenny~ The best of this is that Anon doesn’t have to know about this~”
“Are you saying… that we keep this as a secret… from Anon? We can’t tell him?”
>Yarn Feather shakes her head
> “Nope. Not a word! It will be our little tiny bitty secret!”
“I…. I’m…”
>You are sweating… should you accept this?
>”Yes or no, Jenny?”
>She is staring at you with bedroom eyes
>Maybe Pancho is doing it too!
>You stand up and go to your cell’s door
>Yarn seems to deflate a little
>”So, that’s a no?”
>Pancho’s corners seem to droop
>You use your key to close your cell’s door and look back at Yarn Feather and Pancho
“Let’s… do it”
>”Yay! I knew you would make the right choice!”
>She carefully carries Pancho to your bed, not dropping a single cookie
>She seductively lies down at his side
>Taking advantage of your situation, she kisses one cookie from Pancho’s top and eats it
>Oh now she is going to get it
“So you like my cookies that much, uh? Let’s see if you like being covered in them!”
>You pick up your cookie basket and throw every cookie that is left onto Yarn’s body
>Since Pancho is already covered in a few cookies, you shouldn’t leave Yarn Feather out of the fun
>>25479429
>”Waah~ I’m covered in a sweet situation! Pancho, save me!”
>She picks up Pancho again and tries to make him eat some of the cookies off of her body
>That’s not what you wanted to do!
“Come here, you little kinky mare!”
>You join them, not covering yourself in cookies, but eating the ones that are on both of them. Starting with Yarn Feather as a vengeance for eating cookies off Pancho… the cookies in Pancho…
>You attack her belly covered in chocolate chips and cookies using your long tongue
>”AH, AH, AHAHAHA! JENNY WAIT, THAT, THAT’S NOT A GOOD SPOT TO! AHAHAHA! NO, STOOOHAHAHAHA!”
>It hasn’t even begun! The worst is about to come!
“This is what you get for being a kinky mare!”
>At this point, Yarn is crying while laughing
>Good! That’ll teach her!
brb quick
>>25479444
Be Royal Spear
>Be going cell by cell to see if everything was right with all the inmates
>You love your work
>The smiles they give you makes your work pretty enjoyable
>You stand next to a cell but the door is locked…
>What is it so important to have a cell locked? Is the inmate sleeping?
>You knock three times on the door
“Hello? Anyone there?” you say in a low voice, in case the inmate is sleeping…
>You can hear voices inside, mostly quiet giggling...
>Is someone laughing over a good joke or something?
>You hear the giggling getting stronger
>Okay, your curiosity is at its limit
>You peek one eye in the keyhole to see what’s going on
>And then you see something going faster to the door!
>An eye hits the doorknob and stares at you for a full second until it slowly falls and hits the floor
“AH!”
>You run scared and never look back
>Today you don’t love your job
Be Yarn Feather
“I’M SORRY, I’M SORRY, I’M SORRY PANCHO!”
>And you just kicked Pancho out of the bed
>That was a pretty tough hit… he landed next to the door
>The poor guy…
“PANCHO, ANSWER ME! ARE YOU OKAY?”
>”…”
“HE’S OKAY! HE’S OKAY! …Maybe he needs to see the nurse!”
>”Oh and what are we going to say? That we were going to start a cuddle session and then this happened? We can’t!”
>She’s right… dang it!
“Maybe… he’s alright? Are you, Pancho?”
>He just stares at both of you and just stays in the floor
>”I guess he is fine”
>He is so tough… maybe the toughest in the prison to resist that hit!
“You know what we should do, Jenny?”
>”What, Yarn Feather?”
“Reward the little guy with the best cuddle session he ever had! We can kiss his wounds from the hit!”
>Jenny slowly nods
>She approves!
>Cuddle session, here you go!
>>25479561
Be Iron Curtain
>Be outside of the warden’s office
>You couldn’t find the warden’s personal assistant, so you decided to go to the warden’s office by yourself
>You are knocking the door although you know the warden isn’t inside
>He always wanted to make everyone knock on the door first, in case he was busy with something…
“Okay, this is no use… just go inside, leave the letter and go outside… easy, right?”
>You open the door and walk inside the office
>The office is like always you remember it. Clean, with some papers on the desk and that magic closet...
>Where should you leave the letter? The desk is full of papers from inmates and other business from the prison…
>Hmm
>The closet? Isn’t like he isn’t going to check it… no, that won’t work
>Oh the bed, right. That should do it
>You look at the bed and place the letter on the pillow
“Well my job is done, now I’m back to my… oh? What’s this?”
>Below the pillow is a magazine. Must belong to the warden
>The title of the magazine says “Lewd galore special edition”
>…Should you…?
“Eh… just a little peck won’t hurt…”
>You open the magazine in a random page and start looking at some pictures
>Ponies holding hooves… Cuddling… Kissing… Marrying…
"K-KAPLAR!" you quickly put your hands in your mouth before someone hears you
>Okay that was too much. You close the magazine and leave it back where it was
>The warden… reading this…
>You turn around and are about to exit, but something catches your eye on the warden’s desk
>There is a camera with two photos, one of the warden in pajamas and another one of him and Anonymous together
>They look… very close
>Ugh, you better leave before someone enters and thinks you are doing something bad here… the last thing you want is one day without ice cream
>>25479574
Be Anon
>Be with Short Fuse in the Jacuzzi, or Hot Tub. Whatever, it’s the same meaning
>This is so fucking relaxing, it’s like thousands of hands are touching your back and massaging it…
>This is… so good
>Short Fuse’s face is full of... pleasure. A face that could make it on the frontpage of a Playboy magazine. A face which says ‘Oh suck my dick so hard, I think I’m going to blow into oblivion!’. A face that can easily say that you got the last ice cream cone and are eating slowly so you can enjoy it. A face that could be on a porno…
>…
> Okay, that was a little too much. Nobody gets that excited over an ice cream cone
>”If only time could stop… this is so relaxing… can’t wait for the massage”
“This is so relaxing…”
>”Mmmhmmmm~”
>How long have you two been in the Jacuzzi? You didn’t know and you didn’t feel like asking
>You could fall asleep any minute…
“I hope this never ends…”
>”Mmmhmmm~”
>Seems like Short Fuse can’t say a word in his condition, and you can’t blame him
>Time passes….
>And passes…
>And…
>…
>..
>…
>”Alright you two, sorry for bother but the time is up with the Hot Tub! Time to move onto the next activity!” Soft Pumice says, waiting for you two
>”Aww, already? But last time it was 45 minutes in the Hot Tub!”
“45 minutes? How long were we here?”
>”30 minutes! You should get going to the next part of the package! As before, you can choose which part of the package you enjoy next! Which one is it going to be? We have Aromatherapy, Massages and the Sauna!”
>”Is the Aromatherapy room fixed yet?” Short Fuse questions the manager
>”I’d say it is going to take a few minutes for Gentle Scent to fix it… like 20 minutes? 30? An hour? Eh, maybe less or more. Since I can’t massage both of you and manage the Spa by myself, I’ll recommend you two to the Sauna”
>>25479586
>Managing a Spa by himself… and being this dramatic about it! Jesus, you can’t think of how much trouble he is having right now
>You could leave, but then Shorty might feel sad…
“We will be taking the Sauna then. But Pumice, isn’t the Spa full or something? Are you fine managing the Spa by yourself?
>Soft Pumice just giggles
>“Of course I’m fine, Anon. This isn’t the first time I’ve managed the place alone! Besides, Gentle Scent has had times when she is alone and I’m fixing something in the Spa. The other day I had to fix the ambient music of the place! Work is work! And about the clients, I only have you two and two minotaurs who are taking the Mud Bath right now”
>”Well, what are we waiting for? Let’s go!” Short Fuse excitedly jumps out of the Jacuzzi, but in the jump his towel falls from his slender waist
>Soft Pumice covers his eyes with one hoof and you just stare at him with a smirk on your face
>He just blushes and covers his parts… wait, what parts?
>”D-Don’t look!” he says as he magically lifts the towel back from where it fell
“This is a free territory. I can see whatever I like”
>He doesn’t answer and just pretends to have not heard what you said. You can swear he is pouting right now
>”W-Well, would you two follow me to the Sauna?”
“Sure, lead the way”
>It’s a shame Pancho is not here, he would like to see the Spa
>…
>Well, he’s a box… so… he can’t bathe… and…
>Ugh, sometimes you think of him as if he is alive. Ha! As if…
>...Right?
>>25479596
>Well there is the fact that he ate one cookie… And the magazine? …that could just be the wind
>Maybe Shorty was hungry and ate a cookie and he lied
>Wait, that means…
>Jesus Christ, he did eat that cookie! The little liar…. Well, it was just a lie. A lie which made you think your box friend was cursed or alive. For one minute you thought you just brought a spirit from your world, and it had possessed Pancho
>The thought of an angry Mexican soul in Pancho made you laugh
>Wouldn’t that be funny? Ha…
>Oh, seems like you’ve arrived at the Sauna
>Time to sweat! Ah, you are going to make Shorty sweat…. yes indeed…
Be Yarn Feather
>And you can’t wait to start the cuddle session!
>Yeah… you two just need to wait for Jenny to be prepared…
>It’s been awhile… she’s really nervous since this is her first time
>She started counting to 10 to calm her nerves… then to 50… then to 100… and now she’s counting to 1000….
>In the meantime, you’ve been enjoying some cookies with Pancho
>”Five hundred… five hundred and one… five hundred and two…”
>Ughhhh this is going to take FOREVER
>Well at least you got cookies to help pass the time
>Even Pancho started to eat a few! At last, he was hungry
>Is pretty weird that the cookie itself disappears and you never see him munch the cookie… but well, maybe it’s part of what he is? …You still don’t know about Cheeki’s or Breekie’s. But you can’t wait to him to tell you about it!
“Pancho, do you want to talk about something while we wait?”
>”…”
>Pancho moved slightly to the right
>”…”
>And then to the left
“Is that a…. no? Well, if you say so” you shrug and grab another cookie to eat it
>Well, at least he is /trying/ to communicate with you and not with Jenny! More points to you!
>Aaaaand there goes another cookie from on top of him
>By Celestia, how can he eat from that far away?
>You need to know the secrets of this creature!
>>25479622
>”Six hundred and two… six hundred and three…”
>This will take forever…
>At least you could start cuddling with Pancho… yeah, why not?
>Without asking for it, you start cuddling with Pancho putting a wing besides him but he doesn’t mind it. You grab two pillows near him and put one at his side and the other at your side. At least while you wait for Jenny to be ready you could prepare everything
>Just… don’t get sleepy while you wait…
>”Six hundred and sixty six, six hundred and sixty seven, six hundred and sixty eight…”
>Jenny’s countdown isn’t helping…
>Just… don’t… sleep…
>Don’t… sleep…
>Don’t…
>Sleep! Haha! You didn’t fall aslee-
“Ahddhg…”
>You fall asleep, affectionately holding Pancho with all your limbs
Be Jenny
“Nine hundred ninety nine… one thousand….”
>And you just finished counting to one thousand
“I… think I’m ready… Yes, I’m ready Yarn! …Yarn?”
>You take a glance at Yarn Feather and Pancho... they both are sleeping. At least Yarn is
>Oh, the poor thing must feel tired after eating so many cookies
>And Yarn Feather left a pillow near her, just for you. Instead of near Pancho… how kind of her, she must know you are nervous to cuddle with a male creature!
>Did she eat all the cookies on top of Pancho? Golly, that pony is going to get fat if she eats too many cookies like that…
>Well, at least there is one cookie left on top of him, maybe you should put it back in the basket and…
>…
>Suddenly the cookie disappears in two munches
>…
>Whoa, so he is really eating your cookies! That’s amazing!
>You are so happy with Pancho right now
>You even heard a burp… d’aww, he sure loves your cookies…
“If you would like more cookies, don’t be afraid to ask!”
>He doesn’t respond, but Yarn responds with a few gurgles. How long has she been sleeping?
>Well… you should join the fun
>>25479633
>Before you join them, you move to your jukebox
>Hmm… you have a great variety of music to play. Even the first hits of the terrorists called ‘Tunik Tunik Aki’, even signed by the group ESES!
>What to play, what to play…
>Oh, some good chill music shall do it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JvmZJ1jlvc
>Musicians these days… make great things. Now with this you can feel relaxed and quickly fall asleep
>You walk to your bed and look at the two of them. Yarn Feather is drooling and Pancho is… the same attractive creature that he always is, showing iron nerves at the prospect of sleeping with both of you
>You start moving in at the side of Yarn Feather, not trying to wake her up
>Brrr…. Is it getting cold? You should tell the warden to check the system of heating in this prison… although the prison is in a desert…
>Well at least you can get warm from Yarn and Pancho’s body heat
>You pull your sheet onto the three of you
>Using your long neck, you curl between Pancho and Yarn’s wing
>You rest your head on Yarn’s belly while hugging her
>This is so warm… this is so calm… this was such a good idea...
“Sleep well, you two”
>You start focusing on the music while you close your eyes
>Yarn Feather mumbles quietly in her sleep, mumbling and meowing…
>You could swear Pancho said something, like ‘you too’, but maybe it was just your imagination…
>You still feel a little cold, but you don’t care as long as you are with these two
And that's all.
I have homework this week and next, so I don't know if I could get an update for this weekend or next week.
And well, my drawfriend is planning something for the Sauna scene, might as well wait for him a bit.
I hope the story is good, I lost my chance to make a Trap pone prison.
>>25479653
If anyone feel like reading all the story
http://pastebin.com/u/Wand_of_inferno
Also this is the warden, Short Fuse (pic related).
There are a few pictures of him on Derpibooru. Tag Oc: Short Fuse
Sorry for the advertising!
>>25480775
kiss on the dick
>>25404243
I want to secretly supplement Goldie with loads of horsie growth hormone and testosterone boosters so I can watch him detransition and turn into a yellow version of Snowflake
boop
>>25481556
but then it turns to estrogen
>>25482732
he looks so excited
>>25482994
must be the dress
>>25482580
how?
>>25483646
his cutiemark
>>25483646
Goldie's metabolism turns it into estrogen and further amplifies it... also the growth hormones are reversed, so he becomes filly sized
>>25479695
Keep it up man, I love your work.
>>25479695
I have a story about my OC Brainstorm if you're interested.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/17072553/
>>25482580
>>25484404
The limits of your autism know no bounds
>>25487210
You niggers can't let me have this, this one fucking thing. I want a muscular Goldie so I can brush his mane and call him pretty but no, you fags just want your stupid degeneracy.
If you have a penis, embrace it and be masculine, it's your lot in life and if you don't like, feel free to swallow a few grams of lead
>>25487246
I never thought about mike with two eyes. It's horrifying,but interesting.
Anyway sorry about the other guys in this thread. I'm sure they ment nothing mean by it.
