>Hey girls look, isn't that the new kid from today over at that empty cafeteria table that's eating lunch all by himself?
>>25398652
Is this a meme now?
>>25398802
it a prompt for some good green text....we need a wrightfag in here
>>25398802
Not for me. I'm lonely and want to insert myself in a fantasy world where I'm in HS and a group of cute colored girls approach me and offer me to be their friend while in reality, I was always bullied and alone during HS.
>>25398652
Talking shit eh?
Better back up ladies, you wouldn't want to get on my bad side.
*unsheathes katana*
>>25398937
Be realistic, Anon, even then you'd still clam up and barely say a word to them.
>>25398817
Everytime a new thread pops up an Anon gets dumber and dumber. This whole sentence looks like someone with downs wrote it
>>25398652
>all staring at you, waiting for you to say something
>think you're weird for being introverted
why do women do that.
>>25398994
*teleports behind you*
>>25398652
Every time I see this picture I can only think of the Shitting Circle.
>>25398995
Because they, themselves, are socially awkward and expect you to take charge of the situation.
>>25398652
I'm not new, you're all just too deep into your own weird autistic world, you don't even notice any other student.
>>25399007
Considering the topic, that story was far better than it should have been.
>>25398995
Normalfag's like when everyone stares at them, so they don't realize it's a problem.
>>25398961
No. It would be entirely different since I would be in a world where Magic and Friendship are the two most important things in that universe.
>>25398652
>Anon keeps away from women because he can read their minds.
>Turns out they're more perverted then men.
>Rarity wonder how your piss tastes.
>Applejack wants desperately to fart into your mouth.
>Sunset shimmer is making horse noises in her mind
>Pinkie wants to feel your anus wrapped around her cock(if she had one)
>Rainbow dash wants to stick her foot in your mouth, and Fluttershy is hoping you don't see her aroused underboob sweat stains
>>25399021
Get out of this thread and never come back, faggot.
>>25399093
This could make for brilliant green. Played for laughs, of course.
>>25399143
Agreed.
>>25399143
>>25399146
Me too.
>>25399093
kek
>>25399143
Yes someone make a green of this and with other girls as well
>>25399168
I'll make a green of this later.
>>25399869
Chances are it won't be funny though
>>25399093
This sounds like that mel gibson movie, but better
>>25398652
No matter how many times i come to /mlp/, there is always this thread, and 'IWTCIRD' on the first page.
>>25399892
that's where I got it from
>>25399929
noice
>>25399093
>>25399886
Your not wrong.
But If I get to it should I make it were Anon talks to them individually or make a big green on his Norman day to day life?
>>25399990
How about not doing it? This type of story is meant to be funny. Not SoL.
>>25398652
I feel as though every new kid and transfer student is interrogated.
> You sit on a folding chair in the sports shed
> Six girls stare at you with suspicious expressions
> Rainbow Dash stares at you, her face inches from yours
> "Do you have magic powers? Weird inventions? Are you from this world?"
"Uh, no, no, yes?"
> She squints at you
> "You sure?"
"Yes?"
>>25400023
Ok fine
>>25400026
Continue...
>>25400026
>sitting there getting interrogated
and then i moved to a different table
>>25398652
>With a slow halt, you pull up to your new school.
>"Well, here we are champ. Canterlot high."
>You shift in your seat nervously.
"I-I don't know dad. Can't we just do the homeschooling thing?"
>He sighs putting his hands on the steering wheel, and drooping his head.
>"It'll be fine Anon! You just have to trust me on this bud. Work is getting hectic, and I can't afford to take off, and school you."
"Yeah.."
>He reaches over you, and pops open the passenger door.
>"Now get going. You'll be fine. Just tune them out."
"Yeah. I guess.."
>Be Anonymous.
>New kid blah blah blah.
>An introduction isn't really needed.
>Just know this is going to end the same way all the attempts to integrate into society end up-
>["Nice ass..I'd totally chew on his dingleberry forest..unf!"]
>You whip your head to a girl with glasses on her head, eyeing some dope in a beanie, and a naruto jacket.
>"Anon. It'll be okay..Trust me."
"I got it dad. I got it."
>You unstrap the seatbelt, and get out of the car, slinging your bookbag over your shoulder.
>Welcome to hell Anonymous.
>Population? You.
>Keep your head down Anon. You don't want to attract any attention.
>["Ooh~what a cute little boy! I'd love to roll those young boy balls in my mouth~"]
>You whip your head up to see A statuesque pale woman with Aurora colored hair smiling at you.
>"Good morning. You must be Anonymous! I'm Principal Celestia, and I've heard quite a few things about you. All good of course."
>You feel ill after hearing her innermost thoughts.
"Y-yes! Good morning.."
>["Oh my god I want to grind my Clitoral sheddings on your teeth you little fuckboi~"]
"Oh god!"
>She tilts her head at you.
>"Is everything okay?"
"YES. EVERYTHING IS PEACHY."
>You fight to hold back the rising bile.
>"Excellent! Follow me to the office, and we'll get you situated!"
>She puts an arm around your, placing her hand on your shoulder.
>You flinch, looking at her sweaty mitts, allowing her to lead you to what you hope is a public area.
>>25400234
>>["Nice ass..I'd totally chew on his dingleberry forest..unf!"]
That... just might be the single most disgusting phrase I've ever heard.
>>25400234
>>25400266
>["Oh my god I want to grind my Clitoral sheddings on your teeth you little fuckboi~"]
Never mind, that is.
>>25400278
kek
>>25399093
That's kinda hot.
>>25400234
I fucking love this. More.
I want to know where there's a school with empty tables.
>>25400234
>Numerous students pass by the two of you, as you head to what you think is the principal's office.
>["Look at that package! I want that baby to smack my dog in the face~"]
>["I bet his taint smells lovely...Oh I want the scent of a man under my nose..."]
>And now you're sick to your stomach.
>Who knew such pretty girls were filthy, degenerate perverts?
>Ever since you were a little child, you've had this ability. Well not much of an ability. More like a curse.
>You can read the minds of girls. Awesome right?
>ERRNT.
>Turns out girls are undying sexual deviants. Worse than men! Guys will say things like "I'd like to fuck her" Or "I want her to suck my cock" or whatever, but girls...Girls are so much more graphic.
>["Such strong shoulders...I want him to reach into my snatch, and arm wrestler my bladder, forcing me to piss all over his face~"]
>Celestia squeezes your shoulder in response.
>See?
"Tune it out..Tune it out.."
>"Did you say something?"
"...I was h-hoping to play some tunes..like in a band!"
>["I want you to play my rusty trombone hole with your mouth sugar~"]
>"You do? Well Our band is looking for skilled instrument players! I could see about getting you introduced."
"Y-yeah..thanks."
>Don't vomit...
>The walk is a short one, and before you know it, you're at the office.
>It's quite colorful, and has an emblem of a sun on the front door.
>"Do you like it? That's my personal insignia."
"It's beautiful."
>She gives you a warm smile.
>["Oh...He's falling for me..I wonder how long until I can poop on his chest and make my insignia there?"]
"Uh..."
>She opens the door for you, allowing you in before her.
>Inside another tall woman awaits.
>She turns to the two of you dramatically, her midnight hair swaying in slow motion.
>"Ah. sister. You have returned. Is he the new student?"
>Celestia nods.
>"Yes. This is Anonymous Luna. Anonymous. Vice-Principal Luna."
>Luna walks towards you with a hand extended.
>>25400774
>tfw sunfag
jesus h christ on toast
>>25400774
no one told you to stop
>>25398994
If you have EVER sat silent while Anons made egregious spelling and grammatical errors in their posts, then I don't want to hear your fucking complaints. I've been fighting the rise of idiocy from day one, and it has been a Sisyphean ordeal.
>>25400928
A war worth fighting brother.
>>25400774
Oh fuck i need more.
>>25400774
I need more.
>>25400774I hope Luna is adorably spaghetti.
>>25399093
>Sunset shimmer is making horse noises in her mind
We got a winner.
>>25398652
>Pinkie has no food on her plate
>Sunset Shimmer has nothing at all, making it look like she slyly sat down beside them while they were looking the other way
>>25400774
rip
>>25400774
This is disgusting yet amusing. Go on
>>25400774
continue
>>25398652
please stop making these threads, the fucking feels are awful. FUCKING NORMIES AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>25399007
t-the shitting circle?
>>25403825
You're the only normie here friend.
>>25404421
this
>>25404421
this
>>25404421
this
>>25404421
this
>>25404421
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>>25404421
t h i s
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we need more mindreading
>>25400774
more when?
>>25399999
We dead?
>>25400774
>Her hand is extremely soft, yet strong.
>You look into her eyes, and she into yours.
>Luna smiles.
>So far, so good...
>["Feel that supple skin...I want to rub my pubic hair against his eyeballs..unf."]
>You snatch away from her, looking the blue, disgusting beauty up and down suspiciously.
>Luna returns your look of confusion.
>"You're quite the jumpy one aren't you?"
"Y-yeah..pretty jumpy."
>Why did god have to take such a cosmic shit on you?
>Celestia giggles, taking a seat at the desk in front of you while Luna stands by her side like some type of bodyguard.
>"So a little about our school-"
>[" I want to bend you over my knee and work a wonter squash into your boy pussy~"]
"UH. ACTUALLY...I'd love it if I could do some exploring myself."
>Celestia, and Luna's eyes widen.
>Luna smiles, putting her hands together.
>"Excellent! A student willing to set forth and expand his horizons is truly admirable!"
>You blush.
>["I want to shove your head into my asshole, and have you clean my sloppy joe canal with your tongue~"]
>Blush a sickly green.
>Celestia folds her hands on the desk.
>"While I encourage such pleasant initiative, we took the liberty of arranging a student to escort you around the campus!"
>Please don't be a girl, please don't be a girl-
>Knock knock knock.
>You turn around in your seat to the door, to see a two tone orange chick walk in.
>Fuck,
>She looks from you to the principal, and vice principal.
>"I'm here as you asked Ms. Celestia."
>You shut your eyes, fearing what horrid sexual things she'll want you to do to her.
>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Q-g-HiVEGU]
"..Uh?"
>She smiles at you like the others have so far.
>"Hello! I'm Sunset Shimmer!"
>["https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJooAyL5dZo"]
>GOD IS DEAD.
>She shakes your hand like the others did.
>["I'll fucking skin that tangerine whore and wear her like a fashionable winter coat!"]
>["Dirty ketchup and mustard haired whore! I'll take a shit, freeze it, and stab you in the heart!"]
>>25406984
You brilliant motherfucker.
>>25406984
My sides are dyin and i blame you
>>25406984
Please Pastebin this
>>25406984
KEK
>>25406984
This is so fucking perfect
>>25406984
Please continue, we need more of this
>>25406984
>>25400234
Unrealistic. My dad would tell me to get the fuck out of the car and go to school so he can go to work.
>>25408910
Kill yourself.
bamp bump
>>25406984
Curious to see the others
bumb need more NOW
>>25410969
this guy gets it
bamp
>>25406984
This has to go on. I can't even imagine what you would do with SciTwi or the Dazzlings if you use them.
>>25403848
The Shitting Circle.
>>25412658
fuck off with that
>>25398652
alright girls, I ride the bikes.
>>25412863
>he was never invited to shit in a circle after school
>he missed out on a fundamental trust-building and bonding exercise with lifelong friends
feel sorry for you to be perfectly honest
>>25412658
Always gets a laugh out of me
>>25406984
This is fucking golden.
>>25406984
This is the greatest greenpaste that I ever had the chance to snort.
>>25412992
Let's go out and have a lovely shit anon while holding hands
>>25415039
W-will you pee on my toes?
>>25415077
Get you filthy foot fetish away from my innocent scat bonding homo
>>25415039
No, you're supposed to lock arms. That way you stay in a sitting position, silly.
Can't we have more mindreading with a Pastebin?
>>25406984
more please for all that is holy more
last bump for more b4 bed
>>25416049
Agreed and what would Trixie and The Dazzlings think?
>>25412658
Not a bad read but how does someone get an idea like this?
i swear to god that this better update or i will blow up the twin towers in downtown new York!!!
page 9 bump
>>25418371
babby's first post
>>25412658
What the actual fuck did i just read? I've seen a lot of shit on 4chan in my time, but this, just...
more plz
last bump b4 power outage
more!
>>25406984
Bumping for more
>>25404437
>>25404798
>>25404918
>>25404971
>>25405002
>>25405055
Samefag as fuck as fcuk.
>>25422533
>imployng
>>25399007
Me too, mr. Bond
>>25423396
It happens
bam
Any writefags?
>>25425959
There is one. But there's very little to work with here. So I'd have to do some SERIOUS work to get something going.
If anything, you fucks try to keep the thread alive. I'll see if I can't get something going tomorrow at the least.
>>25398652
tfw I study now and I have missed that tiny little timewindow to make friends.
I eat my lunchbox all alone in the lecture room and listen to music until it starts.
some people make fun of me behind my back but they are scared to say it to my face. They know I'm not an easy target to bully.
Ihavemixedfeelings.jpg
update soon plazx
>>25426849
Source on image pls.
>>25399143
>Played for laughs
why?
>>25419405
>you've seen a lot of shit on 4chan
>>25426831
>there's very little to work with here
Are you fucking kidding me?
>>25427951
afraid so
>>25398652
>Hey are those those girls over there on that 8 person table who really like to be real specific about their wording?
>>25406984
This story is hilarious. I need moar.
>>25430121
Mocking them is good
>>25406984
are you dead writefag ?
please stop being dead
>>25430066
Double-Dubs gets it. There's just a simple line to work a story out with. If anything, it's more or less something that needs circumstance put into it to develop a story, Meine Freunde. You'd have to have some sort of backstory or circumstance to set up at least a small situation, and at that, something elaborate or continuing would really take a good deal of detail, or at least favorable circumstances provided by the prompt.Hopefully this roll gives something to confirm.
>>25398652
it's normal for a new kid to sit alone, you know
>>25434316
how many new kids does the school get though?
Bumping because I want the mind reading story to continue
>>25435919
same
>>25436700
me too
>>25435919
me 3
>>25437383
same but i'm curious on the other mane 6 and will Twilight be there?
