Episode 522: What About Discord?
Written by Neal Dusedau
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5lYZG-osXw
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3cus4l
It's probably that Twilight generally doesn't notice her friends' in-jokes that don't involve her, rather than them not happening at all. It'd be sort of strange the latter way! Discord has a way of drawing attention to things she takes for granted, though. Maybe he has some greater plan, maybe not - what matters most to him seems to be the moment to moment irritation he can squeeze from her without really stepping too far over boundaries. All part of dealing with such a chaotic spirit.Celestia might be pleased.
>>25385582
Previous thread.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Episode 521: Scare Master
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x39nr37
ANIMATIC PREVIEWS FOR EPISODES 524 (SONG) AND 525 (SEASON FINALE PT. 1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETMPVpJDHoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXz7qCiiWbs
Nov. 14: Episode 523 –The Hooffields and McColts
Princess Twilight and Fluttershy are called by the map to settle a dispute between two feuding families who can't even remember why they are fighting.
Nov. 21: Episode 524 –The Mane Attraction
An old friend of Applejack's has become a huge pop star and Applejack fears that the singer's manager does not have her best interests at heart.
Episode 525 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Starlight Glimmer returns to seek vengeance on Twilight and her friends and has acquired a spell that could change the past, present, and future of Equestria forever.
Episode 526 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Princess Twilight's efforts to stop Starlight from altering the past continue, but she fears that they may be in vain.
But it refused
>>>25385582
>Previous thread.
>17.5 hours thread
Dang that was a long one.
>>25391213
>Celestia might be pleased.
I don't know, his jokes tend to be kind of mean.
>>25391231
do not refuse the horse
I love blue pony.
>>25391240
that's a lot of blue ponies
I didn't really want to get into this discussion, but legally making a game about someone being beaten up isn't harassment.
Filly learned how to wink.
>>25391240
blue pony is pretty great!
>"YOO HOO, YOU KNOW WHAT I DO, BABY, AND I'M DOIN IT!"
>>25391213
>>25391227
>>25391231
>>25391240
Guys, I hate to interrupt, but this is very, very relevant.
Guys, sorry to interrupt but
STRAWPOLL TIME
>>25391139 →
HIRO IN /trash/ discussing clop influx.
GET IN HERE
This question has been asked to him
>>>>/trash/51565
>>>>/trash/52049
I HAVE A STRAWPOLL ON IT. GET IN HERE.
>http://strawpoll.me/5967467
Pony's been working way too much and needs to get out and get fucked up
>>25391249Any sane person could tell you the same thing, Anon. The only reason it became a topic is because there was a vagina attached. You don't see anyone talking about all the games that let you beat the shit out of male celebrities.
>>25391293
Is it so fucking hard to have porn on a different site? Christ, it's like you people are so fucking lazy.
Unleash the magic, MLPG.
anon filly is kissing the other fillies again
>>25391220
>>25391293
make /mlp/ nsfw in imho tbqh
This little detail from Twilight at the end makes me smile. I missed it the first time watching the episode and it was nice to see them make up like that. I don't know if it'll stick, but it's nice to see Discord being treated more nicely by all the main 6.
>>25391348
>/mlp/ becomes nsfw
>every mlpg thread becomes flooded with low-quality hyper anthro futa cock vore drawings
baka
>>25391370
That's what classic MLPG was like though baka
>>25391398
hello applejack
boop
>rape
>>25391370
I don't get triggered by porn
>anthro
I wouldn't go that far, anon, even though I don't mind anthro either
>>25391412
>>25391411
>>25391439
how does her hat not blow off
>>25391439
Where is applejack going
>>25391453
to get more apples
>>25391453
over there
>>25391293
>>25391348
>>25391418
>someone post pictures of prolapsed anuses
>faggots start complain because is not the porn that they want.
Fuck you guys. >>/trash/
>>25391493
Nice meme, friend
How are you feeling about the last three episodes, I count the finale as one, we have left this season mlpg?
Any of them sound particularly exciting to you?
>>25391493
Its not any different from the people posting links to pictures of prolapsed anuses
Particularly if you have a thumbnailer
Its easy to ignore
>>25391545
The ones with ponies in them
>>25391272
he doesn't seem to be doing very well
>>25391606
He is practicing!
>>25391606
HE DIDN'T PRACTICE SO WELL
>>25391679
pmv of https://maskettaman.bandcamp.com/releases when
BRING BACK C UCK
>>25391339
Bad anon! Anonfilly dates Nyx, not that silver spooner.
>>25391701
I can date whatever filly I want thank you very much.
>>25391554
What seems to be the problem, officer?
>>25391719
Shut up and kiss me before Nyx finds out.
>You will never be wrapped in a cozy ribbon blanket
>You will never be held off the ground by the superior magic and strength of your host
>You will never let stockholm syndrome set in and cuddle into it
DO NOT TRIGGER THE PONIES
>>25391729
mwah
Please don't kiss the fillies.
>>25391679
Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would rake a leaf before throwing it into a bag
No-one cared who I was until I picked up the rake
Become the dog
How was the episode?
>>25391746
Am I doing it right?
>>25391750
Okay, but I won't stop the fillies from trying to kiss me.
>>25391750
Fuck you Twilight! You're not my real horse mom!
>>25391761
what's going on here
Holy shit.
I go into my bed room and find this gigantic pony just sitting there in the middle of the floor.
What do I do? Should I call pony control?
>>25391756You had to be there to get it
>>25391785
that is not a gigantic pony anonymous
unless you are an ant or something
are you an ant?
>>25391756
what episode
>>25391781
Cat silencer.
>>25391756
This >>25391786 Anon's right. Had some stuff that happened that wouldn't really make sense unless you were there for it.It was an alright episode.
>>25391756
It introduced quantum mechanics to little girls.
>>25391792
>>25391756
We should recreate the episode.
>>25391805
What? It introduced computational neuroscience to little girls!
>>25391792
Whatever, she's just sitting there staring at me. She won't budge at all. I think she thinks this is her new home.
>>25391786
>>25391813
HASBRO POLICE DEPARTMENT STOP RIGHT THERE
>>25391493
>someone post pictures of prolapsed anuses
well allrighty then!
http://i.imgur.com/HYZ6gAk.jpg
>>25391810
Your name shall be Pewku.
>>25391822
Thats what you get for leaving the window open
>>25391805
>>25391818
I believe he's referencing the potion that seemed to hold endless liquid.
>>25391822
Take off your shirt and challenge her to a tuft off
>>25391856
>>25391796
wont it just go MEEEOOOOOWWWWW?
Not tactical/10
>>25391822
Poke her until she falls over
>>25391856
>>25391861
>Have a tuft off with Mane-iac
>She shows off hers which is laughable at best
>You smirk and show off yours
"Well I guess I wi-"
>With an audible *pomf* her tuft expands proud and strong in which the prehensile tuft grabs you and forces you endure the loss of being a tuft warmer
>>25391813
Okay so Twilight was organizing her books when Sunset Shimmer came in to ask for help against the
Daddy.
>>25391904
please stop calling me that, what would your real parents think?
>>25391904
Show me the proof
I'm not paying filly support
>>25391892
unf
>>25391918
filly support isn't too bad
you just need to cuddle her once a day and give her enough filly treats to maintain filly happiness
>>25391856
She...sniffed it?
Well, she calmed down a bit. She's letting me have my room back.
Nyx is my daughter. When she grows up she's going to make the stable portal to Equestria so we can both go home.
>>25391904
>"Ah hell nah, Murry, dat filly ain't mine, yall got to test that DMA ebidence again. Sheeeeit."
>>25391904
Would you please leave me alone?
>>25391935
>stable
>>25391942
If the ponies had a Murry show equivalent, anon would be on it daily
>>25391946
I'm not apologizing.
>>25391952
What percentage of the fillies would he actually be the father of?
>>25391965
zero
he keeps trying to explain that he couldn't father a filly but no one will listen
Please don't pet the fillies. They tend to get attached to whoever pets them too much.
>>25391978
The tentacles are petting anonfilly.
>>25391978
does that work with older fillies too?
>>25391952
>murry
Maury
>>25391965
>A bunch of satyrs come to the floor
>Anon is the only human in equestria
>"Those aren't mine"
>>25391992
tomato tomato
>>25391992
Marey
Pony is excited for fallout 4
Pony left you fora minotaur.
would you a tatzljack's weird vag
or are you a racist
>>25392012
slap pony against the face with a newspaper and sternly call her a BAD PONY
>>25391992
I am Spartacus
>Pet Snowdrop
>Pet Anonfilly
>Pet Nyx
>Pet Noi
I now have a finally harem.
>>25392022
>a harem of memes
Was being a memer part of your master plan?
>>25392022
Way to tie yourself to your house.
Enjoy never going on vacation again until they're grown up.
>>25392022
When is someone going to finally draw anon being turned into a mare and becoming a pet or maid pony?
>>25392033
fillies can be placed in any overhead bin for convenient storage
Equipthe fillies.
>>25392055
with horse panties!
>>25392022
Imagine the chaos of that.
Noi being...Noi...
Anonfilly being a complete shithead
Nyx being a spell crazed...thing?
and Snowdrop bumping into everything
>>25392033
Anonfilly can look after the others.
>>25392045
not everyone enables the trans fetish
>>25392045
ask nobby to do it
>>25392045
this one is kind of close
>>25391220
I want to worship Fluttershy.
>>25391904
oh my gosh it's the filly daughter i always wanted
yes i shall hug and cuddle and raise you to be a strong independent mare who don't need no stallionalso teach her how to fuck
>>25392055
I equip unicorn filly to my arm, allowing me to use telekensis
I equip pegasus filly to my back to allow me to hover across short gaps
>>25392084
I WILL LOVE HER AND PET HER AND HOLD HER AND SQUEEZE HER
>>25392084
>also teach her how to fuck
>>25392083
she is perfection
>>25392022
You have a problem Anon, there are no unicorns. 1 pegasus, 2 earth ponies and an alicorn. They'll grow up to hate Unicorns.
>>25392084
that filly is going to grow up to be damaged goods
>>25392101
her fuck lessons shall begin immediately
she's already behind compared to most fillies her age, they've already moved on to advanced topics like double penetration (vag and anus, double vag, and double anus)
Pony technology is cute.
>>25392112
or maybe she'll become really good at sex
funny how society seems to frown upon kids who are naturally talented at sex
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IX_4FCGym3E
>>25392142
Where's Soundwave?
Why do you think Spike would join the hoofball team? For whom?
>>25392106
She's wonderful.
>>25392138
Her talent is pillows. She's cuddly and not for sexual.
>>25392129
What would ponies think of your technology?
>>25392106
>"IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT TO SEE? WELL TAKE A GOOD LOOK!"
>>25392159
could we improve her?
>>25392168
What does pony think about fire and fire accessories?
>>25392161
i'll make her squeal into her pillow as i lick her to multiple orgasms
>>25392181
Perfection implies that nothing could be improved.
>>25392181
No. She's immaculate.
You can become a pony and live in Equestria
BUT
You must also choose a new pony name from this list
>>25392106
I want to treat this woma-....mare right.
>>25392181
Yes, by merging anon with fluttershy.
>>25392181
>>25392208
Dogwood sounds kinda cool
>>25392193
>>25392208
Brouhaha!
>>25392208
dibs on bromeo
sound like he get mad pussy
>>25392201
How did Fluttershy thread get to top of page... oh wait...
>>25392208
Dogwood
>>25392211
I've always thought it would be fun to be Fluttershy. I'd have to get rid of most of the animals but I could smooch Dash all day.
>>25392211
Are you willing to be the test subject?
>>25392208
Tomfoolery forever
Pony wants an open relationship with other Anons.
>>25392238
Yes
>>25392217
>anal beads cutie mark
No wonder Big Mac was hitting on her the whole episode.
>>25392217
i want to spend a quiet, cuddly night with flutters and marble
we can do sex stuff, or not, or just mostly nonsexual quiet activities just being together and not talking and every once in a while some gentle fucking, either as a threesome or as a pair while the other just watches, or gently supports us and quietly encourages and helps us get off, or just two of just fucking in the same room as the third, who is aware of our sex and supportive but not actively participating or watching, just happy to know that it's going on but also happy to just do her own nonsexual thing like reading a book quietly while two people fuck next to her, looking up every once in a while to give us a supportive smile and nod, then going right back to her book, just being a good friend whether she's part of the action or not
and after we're covered in each others' sexual fluids, one of them will make hot chocolate for all of just and we'll just sip it quietly in front of the fire, completely satisfied, touching each other's genitals occasionally but not getting fully aroused, just enjoying the company and sexual openness
>>25392138
>naturally talented
Having a hole requires no talent
What if I told everyone Spike has a crush on Rarity?
Do you think Fluttershy owns any hentai?
Cute filly.
>>25392251
The effects may be permanent
>>25392285
she has the largest collection of yuri in equestria#2 is rainbow dash
>>25392187
you're going to have to impress pony
>>25392274
this is the most c uck fantasy Ive ever seen
>>25392275
However, keeping the body that supports that hole healthy and attractive does require effort.
You can't have more than one waifu, you know.
>>25392274
That's really nice Anon. Your fantasy is shared avec moi.
>>25392330
still no talent
that's just a slut's way of justifying being a hole, by adding "features"
>>25392325
I'd rather know more about cute pony and her technology.
>>25392153
>>25392288
Adorable stallion
>>25392333
I can try
>>25392333
Fluttershy is my one and only waifu, tripsanon
>>25392300
Yes I still want this.
Remember, excessive pone cuddling can lead to unpleasant side effects.
>>25392353
So she needs to impress you?
>>25392402
Pony already impresses me. I'm just hungry for pony knowledge.
>>25392349
how would you like to just pet their soft, soft manes while they make out
or hug them both while they 69
>>25392439
I'M GETTING HUNGRY HOMBRE
>>25392442
It's a long night. I'm sure we'll have time for both. Maybe during a refractory period.
Do you still remember her?
>>25392467
>Fluttershy makes snacks for all three of you between rounds of sex
>You enjoy milk and cookies, just eating quietly together in silence as they wait for your cock to get hard again
Reminder about this dead owl
Treekicker is prettiest pone.
>>25392472
Who?
>>25392490
you mean treehugger, right
fluttershy doesn't know why, but she just feels so comfortable around her
like she could share anything with her, do anything with her
and she just makes her feel really funny like she wants tokiss her or maybe do other stuff together
>>25392472
Bonny Fromdabloc?
>>25392516
and she just smells really good
like gosh, she just wants to lick her all overstop me if this is getting too lewd
Is mini-golf 'regular golf' for little ponies?
>>25392490
No.
>>25392569
that's ponist
https://derpiboo.ru/1020023
>>25392388
She will lose her wings in the future.
>>25392516
>you mean treehugger, right
Nah shes a slut.
>>25392609
All memes aside, I wonder if the finale will be actually good
>>25392605
Wow!
She could breed two ponies at once with those bad boys!
>>25392605
Well OFCOURSE it's awful, why wouldn't it be.
https://derpibooru.org/919914
Look at all these horrible things happening to ponies
>>25392587
But mini regular pony golf is the best game to play with little ponies.
>>25392638
What a lazy little shit
>>25392638
I wish they weren't rainbow powered, so many funny pictures
>>25392660
She went into her all powerful rainbow mode just to watch some fuckin' TV
>>25392677
well yeah, she's doing the Goku method of training
>>25392669
Is a pony show anything like a donkey show?
>>25392690
only the ones with Rarity
>>25392561
Even her ticklish hooves?
mlpg plays minecraft
mlpg plays unreal tournament 2004or just going back to hats
>>25392701mlpg plays ponecraft
mlpg plays "Where's The Dick At?"
>>25392660
I'd expect that shit from Dadh but not Applejack
>>25392710
Hats isn't fun for me anymore.
>>25392722
mlpg would be terrible at that game, they think dicks are on everything
made you look lol
>>25392734
what did your Dad do anon?
>>25392720
>>25392698
she especially wants to lick her soft, sensitive, amazing-smelling hooves
>>25392741
I meant Dash, not Dadh.He wasn't as big a part of my early life as I would have liked him to be
>>25392570
Fluttershy is the prettiest
mlpg hot glues a pony
>>25392832
Do not put hot glue on the pony. It hurts putting it on and taking it off.
>>25392832
with bedazzles
>>25392832
Can't we just cum on the pony instead?
>>25392861
But it's much hotter if pony is tiny and receives a blast of cum as if it were hyperspunk
Marry the pony
>>25392841
>Doesn't know what hotglue/SOF fetish is.
>disniggaserious.webm
>>25392638
I can't say that references to Bob Ross and sticking your nose in fertilizer makes for a good episode.
>>25392896Live with the pony
>>25392955
She just wrote "apple" for every answer.
>>25392955
On the one hand that's so stupid it's funnyOn the other it makes my heart ache because Ponies are not for sad
>>25392961
I don't think that was too offcolor for AJ, and Discord memeing is always better than Pinkie memeing
>>25392638
>>25393052
what a fucking asshole
DASH RULES EVERYTHING AROUND ME
D.R.E.A.M. GET THE MONEY
DOLLA DOLLA BITS Y'ALL
>>25392955
Applejack, you're like 20 and self-employed, why are you still taking elementary school classes?
>>25393062
>you will never plow rarity's hot shit-lubed asshole
>it smells bad but it feels good
>>25393079
Dash, you gotta step it up if you want to make it in the pony rap game. Go ask Pinkie if you can borrow her rap stallions for a bit.
>>25393007
Oh, the gags were good. I laughed out loud at the fertilizer line and Discord's Bob Ross painting of Twilight. I think there might have been an oblique reference to the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle in there too (Twilight couldn't observe an event without changing its outcome), but the story was weak.
>>25393094
you didn't like her wiki wikis?
>>25393094
>she leaves for 5 minutes
>comes back covered head to toe in thick semen
>>25393132
>I-I didn't understand the directions
>>25393099
Let's be honest not every show that you enjoy has episodes that are all stallar
>>25393132
what a slut
>>25393132
thick, chunky, slightly yellow semen
i'd drink a bowlful right now
>>25393161
>>25392710
TF2 is the perfect time killer, like RTSs, I just can't bother reinstalling 10+gbs everytime I switch PCs
And I dont want to deal with awkward steam friends I havent talked to in years, why the hell do i have to sign in to play a damn game, same with Xbox
>>25393167
looks like sweetie already tried
>>25393157
>Let's be honest not every show that you enjoy has episodes that are all stallar
True. In fact, with the exception of the Turd Season, MLP:FiM has a better track record than most. In one of his last interviews, Rod Serling said that he thought about a third of the Twilight Zone episodes were good, about a third were so-so and the last third were crap. That's par for the course. MLP:FiM does better than that, which is why the flat ones stick out for me more.
