>>25377455
Hell, my favorite place.
>>25377455
Depends
>human world
somewhere quiet, a picnic in the park sounds nice. Preferably away from other people that would record our date as evidence aliums be real
>Equestria
I have no fucking clue.
>>25377455
wherever she would want.
For Fluttershy, I'd be the Shelter or the Zoo or Park or something.
>>25377455
>>25377499
>A fucking shelter?
You are a complete and total fucking idiot. Why not take her to a fucking pound next?
Those places are shit holes full of scared animals screaming and raving.
She would piss herself.
......but that was your plan along wasn't it? This date, that waifu. You want some of flutters liquid lemonade.... some of her golden spray right?
Well guess what faggot.It's not that hard to scare her.
>>25377499
>animal shelter
Yeah take her to the island of misfit pets that oughta go over well.
>>25377609
>>25377593
>"Go ahead, pick one to take home"
>>25377909
>she wants them all and than begins to cry because there all crying.
>She can communicate with animals, she learns that they are being put down and mistreated
>You are still a shitlord for doing this.
>>25377455
i would take fluttershy in a picnic, to the forest to watch the animals and the threes together.
>>25377931
trees*
>>25377931
>3
oh how lovely.
>>25377925
don't go to a PETA shelter then?
you'd be an idiot to not scope out the date location, just find one that's clean with happy employees.
>>25377455
>Be me
>Poor college student.
>Last year
>Applepone meets me in town.
>Become good friends.jpg
>She is a farmer because I study in a farm town.
>Take her to southern delight place.
>Fuck her in the back of her truck under the moonlight.
>Good day.gif
>Next day, get herpes because she is a filthy mudpone
>Recessive.
>Become rapeman, spread unprotected sex justice to all the bad mares.
>Life is good.webmd
>>25377959
>scope out best animal shelter
>Go to best animal shelter
>It's a regular hug box
>Fluttershy looks distressed.
>"Anon, the caretakers are all having sex with these animals...."
>Anon is still a faggot.
>>25378027
>"I knew taking advice from /mlp/ was a bad idea..."
>>25377455
We have a fancy restaurant in my area called Ruthees. I would take Twilight Sparkle there, as they have old fashioned menus.
>>25377455
for luna, I would find a nice spot to gaze at the stars.
>>25378077
>old fashioned menus
don't you mean vintage?
>>25377455
"Hey, I know you're busy so how about we do something simple."
>"Well, normally I'd spend my night reviewing my notes but for you Anon sure."
"Lets go over to my place than, we can watch some netflix and chill."
>Blushing "Wha~what you want to netflix and chill?"
"I guess so. It's the only thing I can think of."
>She fixes her hair a little and adjusts her glasses
>"Wa~wow. I mean sure. I'll come over tonight. It'll be cool."
>That night Anon prepares Italian pasta with some garlic bread and wine vegetarian of course.
>Moondancer comes over she tried to spruce up a bit.
>She plucked her eyebrows and did cleaned her hair.
>"Wow you prepared all this for me?"
"Yea, I guess I mean I didn't want to spend allot of money and pasta is cheap."
>"It's great."
>"SOooO since dinners over, do you wanna watch some netflix and ~chill?"
"Sure"
>Anon turns on netflix on his television. Watches shawshank redemption.
>30 mins have gone by
>"So anon, uhh do you wanna maybe take this to the next level and ~chill?"
"We already are?"
>"What? Anon you said you wanted to netflix and chill tonight!"
"And we are. what you got something against Morgan freeman?"
>"NO! I was just, you know expecting something more....is all."
"Come here."
>Anon cradles Moondancer on the couch.
>She blushes
>"I guess this is nice."
"Baby you love it."
>Giggling
>"Shut up Anon."
>They finish shawshank redemption.
>Was a good date night.jpg
>>25377455
The garbage dump
>>25378301
so your waifu is sunset shimmer, interesting.
>>25378328
Clearly. >>25378301 obviously realizes that he has shit taste.
Good for him for being so self aware.
>>25378328
>>25378328
>>25378364
no, I was merely making a stealth joke.
>>25378328
No, he was going to see how Trixie was doing
I'd take Luna to the Johnson Space Center since it's about an hour away.
>>25377513
I fucking love these guys
>>25377455
I would take her to my bathroom and lock the door. Then I would force her to look me in the eyes and watch me take a shit. Then I would make her wipe my butt and throw the toilet paper in the toilet. But I wouldn't flush. No matter how much she wants to flush it I will not let her. Then she and I would slow dance in the bathroom with no music. Right next to the toilet. And for dinner she and I would eat soap bars and wash it down with a cup of my lukewarm used bathtub water. Then I would force her to spend the night there in the bathroom. We would lay on the floor together and I would hold her in my arms no matter how hard she'd struggle to get away. Eventually she'd give up and get used to the hard floor, rancid smell emitting from the toilet, the soapy taste in her mouth, and fall asleep. Then I would wake up and flush the toilet and let her out.
That would be our date.
>>25377455
The Griffith Observatory and The Museum Of Natural History, both in L.A.
>>25377943
I want green of Fluttershy watching wild threes in their natural habitat
>>25378425
>Hour car ride with luna?
>"So does thou like any sports?"
"I hate sports."
>"Ohhh ~okay."
>"We think thyn's shirt is most bewitching."
"I hate this shirt."
>"ummm...okay. It's a nice day isn't it?"
"It's raining."
>"ohhh..."
>Anon turns on the radio.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9W3A34TTxFU
>And at that moment luna realized she had never been more turned on in her entire life.
At least that's how envision a one hour car ride.
>>25377455
As a contestant.
>>25378095
>>25378425
Why would Luna give a shit about star gazing or what NASA is up to? She sees the stars every night. It's not like she lives in a smog-filled Earth city where getting to see the stars is a privilege.
>>25378600
Maybe she wants to know a human's perspective on the stars and shit
>>25378637
>teaching her about your own culture
What a great date.
>>25378600
She only looks at stars and Equestrie needs the magic mcguffins to send someone to the moon. I think she'd find rocketships and space stations very interesting.
>>25377998
>go out and rape a bunch of sluts
>contract far worse shit
>>25378910
>STDS THE CURRENCY OF THE SOLE.
While on your date. You decide to propose to your waifu. How do you proceed?
Btw these replys are amazing XD
>>25377455
The glue factory.That'll teach her not to cheat on me.
If I could find one going on soon, I'd invite her to a race. Otherwise, I think we'd enjoy simply exploding our local nature trail.
>>25379145
Fuck, I mean exploring.
>>25379174
No man arson is an amazing date.
>>25379145
>>25379174
>>25379192
Yeah, Dash has a knack for exploding stuff. Sometimes twice.
>>25379221
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkAl2JvaiOM
