It's been a while, but you haven't forgotten about me right?
>>25357562
Of course not, waifu.
>>25357575
Berry is an unforgettable mare
>>25357627
Shame that I have literally two pictures of her. I don't save them, my hard drive is small.
>>25357919
That is sad here, I'll post a bunch even if ya can't save em
One o my favorites
>>25357562
of course not. I'd never forget about you, cherry berry.
>>25358204
I want to fuck a drunk Rarity. I want her to wake up the next morning and see her face turn a million shades of regret as she realizes she ended up in my bed.
>>25358340
Give her some credit darling, she'd only fuck you if she wanted to drunk or not
>>25358340
Spike, go to bed.
>>25357562
Never
>>25358405
>>25358382
>>25358340
>Teen Spike gets Rarity drunk and finally fucks her
>She admits its something she always wanted
>Spike seems disappointed.
>In fact, Spike spends most of the morning yes-ing her to death and trying to extract himself from her home.
>Rarity finally notices and asks why
Would this make for good green?
>>25358488
English is not your first language huh, don't worry I'mfluent in drunk, so I get what your going for there
>>25358625
I'm not that drunk...but what did I fuck up there? Like for real, english is my only language.
>>25357562
I bet Berry Punch would taste good.
My kindred spirit in horse form.
Its been too long
>>25358855
>shes not real
Why live anon?
>>25358855
I think I prefer her sister. Berry would be a nice backup plan on a bad night but Cheerilee has a 30+ year old vagina that is dripping for a good dicking.
>>25358885
I couldn't be with her anyway.
She's too similar to me, andI can't love me
>>25358885
Anticipation makes the end result so much better.
You'll be drinking up with her and boning her silly in horseland in no time
>>25358898
Cheerilee and Berry Punch being siblings is one of the top fanons. It doesn't interfere with canon at all, and it makes the two characters more interesting.
>>25358340
That's awful. You shouldn't take advantage of anypony while they're inebriated, let alone teeter on whether your actions were considered rape or not.
Luckily ponies are not as promiscuous as humans and it is very unlikely you'd be able to convince any mare, who is not already your special somepony, to have sex with you, even while they're drunk.
>>25358898
Berry is older than Cheerilee. She could teach you a thing or two.
>>25359006
>>25358898
This fanon is new to me but I like it.
>>25359010
Pic related
>>25359032
Go to beeeeeeed.
>>25359030
She would and I'd gladly let her. Then when I waifu her sister, I know what I'm doing.
>>25359030
can confirm
>>25358898
Why not just fuck both? I mean that's the only sensible option.
>>25359068
You ever seen siblings fight over a toy? Fuck if I'm putting muh dick in the same situation.
>>25359045
Its not even 0100.
>>25359068
Monogamy yo
>>25359048
You're despicable. Don't toy with a lonely mare's heart.>implying you'd be able to fug either of them>implying Cheerilee wouldn't recognize you using her sister's moves because wincest>implying she wouldn't then toss you out of her bed/house
I like this horse
>>25359107
>not letting him fuck Berry
>not watching Berry and this jerk of an Anon fall for each other despite both insisting they're only in it for sex
>not letting him strike out with Cheerilee and piss Berry off for trying
>not letting him drink himself stupid and stumble to Berry's house and yell in the middle of the night because ponies don't have cell phones to drunk text
>not watching Berry come downstairs, look him over once, and choose not to be alone and let him in
>not letting the two alcoholics reconcile and be together
It's like its your first day or something.
>>25359145
Relationships between booze bags don't work long term.
Source...
>>25359208
Typically not. Berry is special though.plus that ass, my god what I wouldn't do...
>>25359208
Maybe not on Earth, but in Equestria having something to bond over, even booze, makes relationships last a lifetime.
CAn this count as a drunk thread?
>>25359240
Yeah...
>>25359275
>sharing in self destruction
Oh what a world.
>>25359296
As long as you don't fag it up with homosexual /soc/ shit like drunk threads of old.
>>25359363
>>25357562
I want to live with Berry. We could drink too much and die young of liver failure together.
>>25359394
Yes please.
>>25359417
Don't grow up to be me, or her.
>>25359363
>Oh what a world.
boom-de-yah-da
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dOAQxF8My0
>>25359420
If you can afford booze and an internet connection, you can't be doing that badly.
>>25359417
Me too, Anon. Me too.
>>25359435
Moneywise no, I make a good living. I do my job and do it well, and I don't drink at work, but it takes a lot to keep the shakes down and act normal during the day. As soon as I get home its a chance to get sweet fucking relief when I get my hand on the bottle.
Its an ugly fucking life. Addiction is a bitch. That's why I say you don't want to be me.
>>25359481
What do you do, if you don't mind me asking?
>>25359481
What's wrong with drinking at work?
>>25359487
Database administrator, Oracle specifically.
>>25359506
Its the difference between having your shit under control and well, not.
>>25359506
Unless you have a bullshit job, its never a good idea.
>>25359510
>>25359517
I'm not talking about getting completely smashed, just a little tipsy. God damn, have some self-control, niggas.
>>25359522
I'm just saying there's a difference between having a beer at lunch and having a water bottle full of vodka on your desk. One is harmless and the other isn't.
>>25359532
>beer at lunch
Oh, you made it sound like you don't drink at all just because you have work to do.
>>25359522
If I drank at work, even a little bit, you can bet my ass would be fired and probably get some jailtime afterward.Pic related is what I do when I'm not shitposting here.
>>25359544
If the pilots get to drink, why can't you?
>>25359544
>tfw I operate vehicles in a warehouse
I know the pain of not being able to have even a drink to dull the edge, friend
>>25359549
Because pilots get played in movies by Tom Cruise, Denzel Washington, etc.
>tfw i can never touch a drop of alchohol
>not because i dont want to
>but because im restraining myself
>my parents never locked the liquor up
>my mom offered me wine a couple times
>never touched a drop
>my antidepressants combined with them could be nasty
>but even then
>i know that if i got drunk, no matter how much i hated booze
>already can tell ill be an alchoholic even though ive never been drunk
I can't touch the stuff Anons. It'll be the death of me. All my life I've wanted an experience of sorts, and if i get drunk I'll become addicted easily. Enjoy your drinks Anons, you deserve them. Down one for me, will you?
>>25359544
>>25359549
>>25359582
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxTrAsqQ1W0
I love that shit.
>>25359594
Moderation is the key, friend. I trust that someday you'll be able to break through and partake.
In the meantime, consider one shot of each of my bottles poured out for you.
>>25359609
>one for me
>one for the homos who actively choose not to drink
>>25359145
>>25359240
>>25359363
>>25359394
>>25359420
>>25359601
da booty
>>25359677
>>25359609
One day my friend, one day I'll be able to enjoy myself.
For now I just need to wait and act like some booze fearing autist.Thank you.
>>25359698
da
booty
>>25359594
>>25359709
I have a friend a lot like you, dude refuses to drink. Only he says he doesn't like it anyway. Whatever. But hey, more power to you. I'm 21 and I get drunk daily. On cup weekends like this one, I can go through like a fifth a day. It's shit booze too, terrible. I'm gonna have to take on a crappy job here in a bit too, so it's only gonna get worse I'm sure. It's awful, I worry about my future a bit. But I don't know what I'd do without it, just sit around and be bored I guess. Go back to smoking or something. And I figure I'm young enough to get another few years out of it before it really starts to kill me.
I feel like I'd have a lot more fun with it if I had a pone to share it with though. I probably wouldn't even worry about it at that point. Guess it's a good thing I don't have one...
Anyway, if you're lucky you'll be one of those guys that gets scared off by the bad experiences before you get real into it. I know a couple of those.
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>>25359890
You've got a lot more than a few years left. I'm almost twice your age and still at it. Cheers.
>>25359899
>pone ass
>>25359890
>I feel like I'd have a lot more fun with it if I had a pone to share it with though
Make a drunkard pony tulpa. Also, if you actually had a pone from Equestria, they'd surely worry about your health and try to convince you that you can have a good time without booze. That's not to say you should never drink, just keep it in moderation.
Nothing on my computer right now unfortunately, so you get shit straight off of DB.
Also, this:
https://derpibooru.org/679398Ha, made you look.
>>25359962
>Ha, made you look.
Joke's on you, I have an erection.
Just read the tag description at the top of the page below the search bar. Does anybody else remember that OPPP shit? That's going back man, fucking weird that I've spent so much time on this shit. Should probably concern me more than the drinking.
>>25359949
>anthro
livin' dangerously
>>25359949
I'll drink to that. Cheers.>anthro
>>25360010
Right? Drunk horse just letting herself go gets me all hot and bothered. I guess I should be happy that I can find joy in such simple things.
https://derpibooru.org/933061
Artist have come a long way since the early days, but I still wish they would draw better pony teats.
>>25360079
unf
>>25360024
Yep, I remember. Moderately disgraceful that.
>>25360074
>>25360079
Sue me.
>>25360136
Dat wat.
this horse is really sexy
>>25360108
I was gonna find a picture involving crap on derpy, but then I realized I wasn't willing to actually look through all of that. So I'll just have to say this the old fashioned way I guess:
Your opinion a shit. Anthro a shit.
Check this thing out. Shit's crazy. All I can say is wow.
So, how much have you guys had to drink tonight?
>8-9 shots of shitty whisky and Coke
>one beer
Not a bad night.
>>25360183
a lot of vodka
I like these horses. I've got something they can lodge in their vaginal cavity.
IfyouknowhatImean
>>25360160
Sexy, no. Appealing, sure. I wouldn't kick her outta bed, that's for sure.
>>25360161
Don't get me wrong, hooves > all
Just saying don't hate a nigga for saving an anthro pic.
>>25360183
3/4ths of a half gallon of vodka. So like a liter and change.
>>25360183
Forgive me father, for I have sinned. I drank about half a 1.75 of La Cadena. I've degraded myself and disgraced the name of alcohol by drinking complete and utter shit.
>>25360192
Kek, that's a good comic.
>>25360206
We good senpai, I ain't fina hate on a nigga.but anthro a shit
Now this is what I'm talking about. Check it sempais:
https://derpibooru.org/940984
I wanna get fucked up with celestia. She'll get wasted then tell me some really messed up shit about being immortal or something
>>25360206
>>25360209
God damn you guys go hard.
Don't worry. I've been drinking Wakefield Bros and Coke all night. Shit's not bad when mixed, but for the love of God don't drink it straight..
>>25360241
Divegrass season. I'm drunk all weekend.
>>25360241
Tolerance is a bitch.
Though it makes company outings fun. Coworkers getting fucking stumbly drunk off of a couple of jack and cokes, meanwhile I'm spiking my shit on the sly and just gettin right.
>>25360254
I like you.
>>25360236
>It's unwise of me to share these details, but I've become inebriated.
>>25360241
Today is my friday and i got a 3 day weekend. I'm going for broke
Bitch be cray. https://derpibooru.org/926790
I should watch more pony, these things are fucking cute.
https://derpibooru.org/911968
https://derpibooru.org/797134
>>25360236
"Keyed that faggot's car for firing me, put a cinder block through his windshield, never got caught. So wha' 'bout you, Sunny? You done any crazy shit?"
>"*hic* Oh, nothing quite sho outrageoush. Well, there wash this one time I bled an entire Diamond Dog colony for threatening my rule."
>she chuckles good naturedly
>meanwhile you've suddenly sobered by about six drinks
>so you order another round of shots to wash it away
Should be obvious by now, but all these links are explicit. So guard your jobs while your at home drinking in the middle of the night.
https://derpibooru.org/791205
>>25360409
>anything on 4chin
>ever sfw
>mfw
Unrelated: https://derpibooru.org/930210
>>25360183
About half a handle of Kraken. Saving the rest for college football tomorrow.
>>25360425
It's a meme, you dip. But yea, rule is fucking stupid.
https://derpibooru.org/490042
I should get a Berry plush.
>>25360183
https://derpibooru.org/488972
https://derpibooru.org/474505
https://derpibooru.org/422497
>>25360405
https://derpibooru.org/388302
I don't know what's up with the tampon of why a pony is menstruating, but Berry does have a bottle up her ass.
https://derpibooru.org/324842
https://derpibooru.org/314948
>implied rape
These DB people are so cynical and perverse. Jesus.
https://derpibooru.org/134374
https://derpibooru.org/323002
Alright, I'm done. I'm gonna go out and sit in my spa in the middle of the night, drunk off my ass, and smoke cigarettes. What could possibly go wrong?
https://derpibooru.org/414325
https://derpibooru.org/1006672
I gotta slow down. There's two more days of memeball and I'm gonna run out of booze. You niggers need to be more dedicated to the drunken horse.
I don't even like Budweiser...
https://derpibooru.org/994838
I'll excuse the bad anatomy cause it looks like it was a real party. Still don't think I'd marry it though....
>>25359594
I combined antidepressants with alcohol several times.
Once it was very nasty.
Now I'm an alcoholic.
>>25357562
What do you drink /mlp/?
Wine and Rum fag here
>>25361318
Simple things: vodka, moonshine, beer.
![71YmD7xv6UL._SL1500_[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UIe2BBt.jpg "71YmD7xv6UL._SL1500_[1].jpg")
>>25361318
vodka mixed with whatever.
>>25361318
Water.
>>25361318
Gin man myself I always get weird looks for it.
>>25363424
Man, that's classy as fuck.
>>25361318
vodka. gotta keep the pounds off
>>25360183
Scotch Whisky, neat, on the rocks.
>>25364672
I don't think it counts as neat if you put ice in it. I've only ever been to one bar though, and even those bastards couldn't get that right, so whatever. What are you drinking anyway? A good whiskey is best served room temperature.
