>"This tea is quite delectable, Anonymous; may I ask what all you put in it?"
>>25352508
"I put proper grammar in it, you whore."
>>25352508Love!
>>25352508
A teaspoon ofsemen
>>25352508
Some roast beef, some chicken, a pizza.
>>25352508
Green tea, a bit of honey, and a dab of jasmine and cinnamon for flavor.Tea philistines, the rest of you.
>>25352508
LSD rares, buck the fuck up, you're in for one hell of a ride
>>25352508
It's coffee, we don't drink no pussy ass Britbong tea here.
>>25352508
It's simply green tea with honey, lemon, and artificial sweetener. There is a secret ingredient that I added just for you, however.
>>25352508
I, uh, I put l-love in it. H-heh..
>"what was that?"
>>25352508
Speed, weed, heroin, cocaine, mushrooms, pine-o-clean, petrol, battery acid, acid, salvia, some herbs and spices and some lettuce and tomato, vodka sauce, bam and the dirt is gone, Ajax spray and wipe, some chicken and cheese all wrapped in a tortilla...
>>25352775
"Your younger sister and her friends taught me how to make a love potion."
>>25352508
It's the cheapest tea at the local supermarket, can we fuck now?
>>25352786
Aww hell, now it's a party!
>>25352825
Rohypnol
>>25352508
its coffee.
>>25352508
BOMB
ASS
TEA
>>25352508
Just a tea bag (and rat poison).
>>25352508THINE TESTICLES!
Gunpowder.
>>25356533
That's some bomb-ass tea to go with those bomb-ass dubs.
>>25357312
I know...
It's like we're camping.
It gets intense.
>>25352508oh cool its this thread again.
>>25358289
Didnt we just have a rari-tea thread the other day?
>>25352508
Water. That's it.
>>25358924
Yeah, the story that they were bumping for never got finished.Sorry about that. I have a bad habit of running out of juice when I write.
>>25352585
>adds honey
>calls others philistines
>>25355303
You put Rarity's testicles in the tea?
This only raises MORE questions!
>>25352508
Xanax
>>25352516
/thread
>>25358924
Yep! I made that one too.
>>25359755
>implying green tea and honey don't go together
You're far too used to your Earl Grey, sir. Which I wouldn't put honey in, either. Do you drink anything but those thick black cups you could stand a spoon in, the kind where you pour it in boiling to brew? In -bags-.
Green teas are more delicate things, steeped in gentler temperatures and better with jasmine and a drop or two of sage honey, suitable for a woman of Rarity's palate and stature. Drop a few grains of cinnamon and you add just the hint of heat on the tongue to go with a Fujian jasmine tea like this one.
You Britbong cuppa-tea brute. No wonder they dumped all of yours in Boston harbor.
>>25360529
Holy fucking kek!
Sativa
>>25360529
>mfw reading all the way through until the last sentence.
Ggnore
>>25352508
Oh I just boiled some gatorade.
>>25352543
No I mean in the tea.
