>"So I found a way you as a human can stay eternally young and beautiful."
"Oh finally, what is it? Do I have to slay a dragon or some shit?"
>"No, no don't be ridiculous, it's very simple actually."
"Good, what is it?"
>"All you have to do is drink an Alicorns Milk."
"I beg your pardon?"
>"Yes, Alicorn milk has magical nutrients which can sustain any lifeform giving them essentially eternal life."
"Cool, I guess I'll go ask Celestia or Luna or Cadance."
>"W-what? What about me?"
"What about you?"
>"Don't you want MY milk?"
"Nah, I'll just get it from someone else."
>"Wow, you're a total jerk Anon, I was going to supply you with my very own milk on a daily basis as your girlfriend, but if you're going to be a complete jerkface like this then we're through!"
>Not wanting to suckle on Twi's nipples
Nigga, you gay
>>25349712
Twilight trying to push her sick fetishes general.
>>25349712
>crotchtits
>>25349712
>>"All you have to do is drink an Alicorns Milk."
Stopped reading there.Because that's where I'm ready to sign up.
>>25349735
Hating crotchtits is the first step towards furfaggotry.
>>25349741
>Stopped reading there.
>Because that's where I'm ready to sign up.
This, so this
/r/ing green where Twilight keeps trying to force Anon to drink her milk through hijinks and failed plans.
Please writefriends we need this
>>25349712
"Question: When you say eternally young, do I stay at the age I am now forever with just one drink, or do I go back in age and have to periodically have to drink the Alicorn milk to stay young?"
>>25349869
Let me clarify.
I meant to say you have to drink it once a day.
So what you do is drink the milk and you're good for that day.
Thats why Twilight offers to give him the milk Everyday.
>>25349712
I'm lactose intolerant, I don't know if feeling bloated, gassy, and having the runs every day for the rest of eternity is worth it.
>>25349882
What a kind and generous pony.What happens when I go on the inevitable milk binge?
>>25349783
liking ponies sexually is already furfaggotry retard
What a day to be lactose intolerant
>>25349882
>mfw I already drink at least a glass of milk everyday
>>25349921
>>25349983
The first dose might be unpleasant, but the innate magic of the milk would quickly cure your condition.
>>25349983
Scat is also her fetish so there you go.
>>25349712
"Wait, don't you need to be pregnant to produce milk ?"
>>25349993
Genetic inferiority can't be cured, Anon.
>>25350013
Neither can death
Except through alicorn magic
>>25350026
Can we have just one prompt where a premise/conflict is sustained by something other than one of the two main characters being a complete and total irredeemable fucktard?
>>25350008
Jesus fucking christ, SParkle you have magic! Use it to make a magic condom christ al mighty!
>>25350167
Alright. The prompt is now about Anon and Twily working together to save as many lives as possible.
If they know about this already, Celestia and Luna have oceans of blood on their hooves. Cadence too, depending on how long she's been around.
Whether it's by synthesizing the milk, helping more ponies ascend, or whatever, their job from now on is to get as much milk to those in need as possible.I know a pretty yellow pony over in Trottingham the should reach out too.
>>25350196
But if she does that, she won't get as much alimony when she dumps his ass
>>25349712
Wait, that means you're pregnant at least, how the fuck did that happen miss only monkey dick'll do?
>>25350305But think of the jobs anon.
>>25349712
Thats my fetish the thread.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>25349992
>Implying she'd let you use a glass
>>25349712
>strawberry milk from Princess Condense
>>25350381
How ignorant can you get
>>25350467
Anon either got keked or an abomination against nature and God is in Twilight.
Either way the fetish has been doubled.
>>25349712
Twilicorn will end in 22 days.
