>"Hey Anon, wanna come sit with us?"
>>25348970
I'm already sitting at your table
>>25348970
"...your voice says 'do it', but your faces are clearly meaning something else. I'm getting mixed messages here, girls"
>>25348970
only if you all want to eat spaghetti.
>>25348970
"No, I'll shit alone, thank you."
>>25348977
>"Oh anon, relax! We would be very pleased to have you at our table!"
"...you...you are doing it again! Why are you worried?! STOP CONFUSING ME!!!"
>>25348983
>not wanting to shit with cute colored girls
Take a load of this faggot.
>>25348992
>"Aaaaw, what a sweetheart! I told you he was a nice guy, girls!"
"!!! S-she is frowning! YOU CAN SEE THAT, RIGHT!?! SHE IS FROWNING WHILE ACTING NICELY!!!"
>"...tee-hee, you are funny!"
"I DON'T UNDERSTAAAAAND!"
>>25348992
>everyone is worried about Anon, and it shows on their faces
>Anon has 3 months to live, and no friends to share it with
>>25349010
>"Oh anon...we just want to be your friends, can't you see?"
"That...THAT'S NOT WHAT YOUR FACE IS TELLING ME! IT SEEMS LIKE YOU'RE ABOUT TO BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA ME AND DROP THE BODY IN THE SEWERS!"
>"...in a friendly way, tho!"
"HOW IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE FRIENDLY!?!?!?!"
>>25348992
>>25349010
>>25349043
This fuckin thread is killing my sides
>>25349059
You'd like most anime
>>25349014
>What the main 6 don't know though, is that it's all just false misinformation and that Anon is actually fine without any sort of disease and that he's not gonna die
>however, the main 6 not knowing this, are worried sick about Anon and will try to do anything in their power to make Anon have the best 3 months of his life
>>25349043
>"Stop being silly. Here, all you need is a hug"
"THAT'S A HAMMER! THAT'S DEFINITELY A HAMMER! THAT'S NO HUG AT ALL!!!"
>>25349086I'm absolutely not channeling Gintama into these posts. At all. I don't even know what Gintama is, and Anon is neither Gin or Shinpachi. Which I don't know.
>>25349101
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EP2GMyQdw78
>>25348970
>>25348977
>>25348992
>>25349010
>>25349043
>>25349106
>That morning Anon woke up in a poorly dubbed Hong Kong flick of his own universe
>He has yet to realize how badly out of sync everyone's lips are to their dialogue.
>>25348970
"Very well."
>this is abnormal
>normally, everyone simply ignores you on a day to day basis. Fear is usually the culprit behind their reactions
>today, a group of girls, namely the pink one responded to you with a positive statement, rather than negativity
>you decide to sit at the end of the table, but you are within enough distance to respond in the event of further confrontation
>you take out your paper bag and begin consuming your sandwich
>they continue to stare at you, most likely due the image you seem to have
>all you do is look forwards, attempting to avoid their gazes
>sadly, you can't help but notice the pink girl's wish to engage in conversation
>"Sooooo Anon. WE noticed that you always sit alone, so WE thought you might wanna talk with us."
>she let's out a cough
>one of the others reacts in a strange way
>"Y-yeah, ah reckon bein' lonely can mighty tirin', so uh..."
>the white one puts her hand on the speaker's shoulder
>"Let's start with something simple. Tell us about yourself, Anon."
"..."
>even for you, this is getting awkward
>then again, you are unsure of what response to give
>everyone usually just runs away from you before any remark can be made
>the other girl in the back seems to be in deep thought
>"Alright, how about this. How do you feel right now, Anon?"
"A mix of a few emotions. Mostly confusion and unease."
>the rainbow one seems to be the same way
>"Uh... why?"
"Because no one talks to me, and yet you girls are different."
>the white one puts on this... strange smile
>"Well, I don't see a reason why anyone would do such a thing."
"Because of my large height and facial features."
>they all remain quiet upon hearing that statement
continue?
I have no idea what I'm doing
>>25349118
>"Mr. Anonymous, you must journey to the great mountain temple to defeat Trixie and regain your family's honor"
>>25349137
>"...I implore you to reconsider."
>>25349106
>"Scram, kid. I don't like losers like you."
"AND WHY ARE YOU ACTING THE OTHER WAY ROUND NOW!?"
>A perilous journey later...
>>25349151
>>25349193
>"I is stop is a puppy?!"
>"Weee-ooh wee-oooh"
may I ask what this thread had anything to do with Kung Pow: Enter the Fist?
>>25349217
Gintama, Kung Pow and The Kentucky Fried Movie, to be honest.
>"That's it, anon! You fell into our trap! PREPARE TO DIE!"
"HOW WAS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE A TRAP!? AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING, NOW!?!?"
please go on. this is funny.
>>25349124
sooo...what's wrong with his facial features?
or is it because he is the typical Anon incarnation as green slenderman with a questionmark for a face?
...continue!
>>25348970
>"Anon! I feel the stand of an enemy! Be careful"
>6 people staring at me
>asking me questions
Spaghetti cannons engaged.
>>25348970
>dat pic
Kek, each of them has a different lunch, related to their personality
-Rara eats rice with sticks, like a very trend-obsessed coworker of mine
-Flutter is pratically vegan
-Dash eats junk-food
-AJ eats something greasy looking
-Pinkie is not allowed to eat anything but fruit, after they saw what she did with regular food.
-Sunset keeps asking for hay and the only thing she gets is a good laugh.
>>25349866
And all of them have juices. Not even one has a soda or something like that.
Also >>25349856 changed the celery with spaghetti
>>25349124
YES CONTINUE! PLEASE! I WANT MORE!
Man, I just wanna see a greentext with Anon trying to explain that the table was his before they showed up and took it from him, and constantly getting cut off by the girls mid-explanation.
Think kinda like the situation with the Dude's rug
>>25348970
YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US ANON!
>>25350585
O-okay, hahaha... s-sorry for b-bothering you...
>"S-sure, thanks girls."
>they're all still staring at you
>maybe a joke will lighten things up
>"Hey..w-what do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungie cord?"
>>25350967
continue pls
>>25352321
I'm waiting
>>25349124
>"Well, ah won't deny it. Ya do seem pretty scary at times."
>as expected
>everyone always feels that way
>"Yes, darling. As much as you come across as... intimidating, Pinkie couldn't help but bring you up during lunch all the time."
"Why is that?"
>Pinkie nearly jumps out of her seat
>"Because you never smile! You just walk around school, everyday, never changing that constant frown you have."
"...That's all?"
>she nods
"And this has nothing to do with me being well over a foot taller than you?"
>"Nope."
>you touch a certain part of your face
"Nor does this involve my sc-"
>the yellow girl averts her eyes away from you
>you always hated that kind of instant fear
>"Not to me."
>this pink girl
>you like her
>sadly, the other girls seem indifferent to all of this
>the yellow one seems afraid
>the blue one seems cautious
>the white one... you can't get a read on her
>the orange one seems to be looking at you with a sense of familiarity
>the other orange one seems unsure of what to do next
>this is all most likely due to your presence
>at least they're not trying to get away from you
>you should try to put them at ease...
"Thank you... Pinkie. However, your friends do not entirely feel the same way."
>you try to look towards all of them
"Are you all afraid of me?"
>upon realizing your sentence, perhaps that was not the best choice of words
>"Naw, they just need to know you better. Right, girls?"
>they all give a strange nod
"Then you wish for me to... tell you all about who I am?"
>"Yeah! How else will we become friends, silly?"
>friends?
>friends...
>that sounds nice
"Very well..."
>you put away your sandwich
>"Let's start from the beginning."
>you're glad Pinkie is guiding you through this
>alright, here we go...
"I was born in a small village..."
still have no idea what I'm doing
ok horse fuckers it's challenge time
see who can post the most fucked up poni R34
>>25353632
No, fuck off.
>>25353416
You're doing great Anon, just take it slow and steady, don't rush it or force anything. We're happy to wait.
>>25353416
Fucking loving your story anon. Can't wait for more. Also, don't rush it in. Take it slow and steady like this anon said. We're happy to wait for more.
>>25354149
>>25348970
Walks out of the cafateria
Turns around
>Pic Related
While yelling
"Fuck you Diamond Tiara"
>>25353416
>"Uhhhhhhh... maybe a not RIGHT at the beginning."
>but she asked...
>alright, Anon, you can do this
>talk about something...
>...
"I have a soft spot for... cute animals."
>the yellow one actually responds towards this
>"You do?"
"Yes..."
>she pulls out her backpack and puts it on the table
>she looks around the room before opening the zipper
>all of a sudden, a small kitten pops out
>it stares at you with no ill intent
>just looking at you
>and you look at it
>those cute little paws
>those two big eyes
>that obviously soft fur
>you cannot fully grasp how something can be this cute
>no, its almost as if all the adorable energy in the world just imploded into one entity
>you just want to pet it
>cuddle it
>cherish it
>NO
>you are not worthy of such a thing
>to lay your hands on such a creature could defile everything that is pure
>no harm may come to living creature
>but the urge...
>the urge to hold it
>the incredible need to pet it
>the undying desire in your heart to play with it
>THE OVERPOWERING WANT YOU ENCOMPASS WITHIN IS TOO GREAT FOR YOU TO HANDLE
>YOU CANNOT HOLD BACK YOUR EMOTIONS
>BY EVERYTHING THAT EXISTS WITHIN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE...
"That's adorable."
>the yellow one smiles at you
>"Do you want to hold him?"
>HOW CAN YOU BE WORTHY OF SUCH AN EVENT?!
"That would be lovely."
>you let the kitten hop onto your hand
>you pet his head, hearing it purr as a result
>slowly, you bring it closer to you, giving it a hug
>this is heaven...
>you've reached nirvana...
>"Aw, you aren't a scary guy."
>reality snaps back
>you're hugging a kitten
>most likely, you're blushing
>in front of women
>"See? He's not scary, just lonely!"
>although sad, Pinkie has a point
>you are pretty lonely...
>at least the other girls at the table are relaxed
>except the rainbow haired one
>she still seems cautious... or maybe suspicious
>you let the adorable kitten down, allowing the yellow one to put him back in her backpack
>"Well, that was a good start."
"Indeed."
I like this. Continue.
>>25348970
No I can't. I going to the table with the other 35 anons discussing how we're going to gangrape you all. Bye!!
bump?
Bamplewd when?
>>25348970
>inb4 that one pee greentext
>>25360503
What pee greentext?
>>25360570
I can't remember much, but there was this one short green once upon a time. It was something like Anon got himself into a piss party through a big misunderstanding with the girls. It was hilarious, if I'm remembering correctly, and started with OP's pic.
>spread the magic of friendship
>sit at the same lunch table with your clique every day
Gj
>>25360503
>>25360570
>>25360605
This one, anons?
>>25360946
I have many questions...and I'm afraid I already know the answer to all of them.
>>25360946
I would like to see more on this subject.
>>25360946
that's fucking disgusting.
>>25355606
Keep going.
Page 9 bump
>>25348983
Friendship is shitting in the woods together Anon.
Nah.. Thanks but I was going to sit with the guys...
>>25366884
What video is this from Anon?
>>25367213
One of the Friendship is Manly creations.
>>25368066
Quit bumping this cancerous prompt.
>>25355606
Hope we see one of them fall for Anon
>>25355606
>"Now that we got that out of the way, what else do you want to share?"
>"How about the creepy scar on your face?"
>in a collective agreement, the girls shout
>"Rainbow Dash!"
>"What the hay was that about? Ya can't just ask people about those kinds a' things."
>"I just can't take it anymore! That thing's been bothering me since he sat down! What kind of 'nice guy' has a mark like that?!"
>"Um... maybe he doesn't want to talk about it. It could be a very sensitive subject..."
>"No way, Fluttershy. You don't just get that kind of scar out of thin air. If he really wants to gain our trust, he better start talking."
"Very well."
>Pinkie and 'Fluttershy' seem nervous about what you just said
>"Whoa there, Anon. Take it one step at a time. you don't have to talk about it if you don't want to."
>"Pinkie Pie's right. Rainbow Dash's behavior shouldn't force you into a situation you feel uncomfortable with."
"This is not a problem."
>"Then let's hear it! how did you get that scar?!"
"If you must know-"
>"I bet you got it in a fight against a gang, or maybe while you were training with a weapon of some sort. That's a battle scar, isn't it."
"This was from before I could remember anything."
"...Meaning?"
"I was a baby. I fell down some stairs and apparently hit my head against the corner of a wall. It was very severe, considering my age. I never healed properly."
>some of them stare silently, while others breathe a sigh of relief
>"...That's it?"
"Yes."
>"You've got to be kidding."
>"He ain't lyin', Rainbow Dash. Ah can tell."
"You can sense lies?"
>"Considerin' ya act all quiet like a certain someone ah know, it ain't hard to tell when ya lie or not."
>it seems you've gained another possible friend
>you're on a roll today...
>>25348970
No, I already told you bitches I'm an equine exclusive zoophile. Check your privilege non zoophile cishet scum.
>>25369588
Fuck off shitlord, they all identify as hoers anyways, don't assume just because they have >nohooves that they are humans.
>>25369559
More!
>>25369559
bumping for more.
Bomp
>>25369559
>>25348970
>Hey Anon, wanna cum inside us?
>>25350156
>And all of them have juices
>>25353416
>fucked up face
>"I was born in a small village"
I thought anon was skull face for a second
>>25373377
I'm glad someone finally got the joke
>>25372660
>"Ehh...Dash and Rarity, definitely. Not wild about the rest of you."
No i'm planning your deaths so leave
