Episode 521: Scare Master
Written by Natasha Levinger
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x39nr37
Friends Forever #22 (Pinkie Pie & Celestia) storytimed here!
>>25325129
Spike's become a fairly regular sight for Ponyville denizens, and was already pretty well-connected in Canterlot. And there's the high regard the Crystal Empire holds him in as well - even the Appleloosan-region buffalo had something to prepare for him (maybe there's more of a story to tell on that one). And it's not like he's not used to Equestrian food in general, either. So Nightmare Night is probably something of a windfall for him with candies and precious stones set aside. It can be pretty sweet being the main dragon about town, after all. Now if only he could have a bigger present haul again without... problems.
>>25339384
Previous thread.
Give the fillies all the love they need.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Episode 520: Hearthbreakers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvE4SEGCUjA
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3awvcy
ANIMATIC PREVIEWS FOR EPISODES 524 (SONG) AND 525 (SEASON FINALE PT. 1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETMPVpJDHoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXz7qCiiWbs
Episode preview
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GumuQ5HUwxk
Nov. 7: Episode 522 –What About Discord?
Twilight returns from a trip and is distressed to find that her friends have become close to Discord, making her wonder if Discord is up to something.
Nov. 14: Episode 523 –The Hooffields and McColts
Princess Twilight and Fluttershy are called by the map to settle a dispute between two feuding families who can't even remember why they are fighting.
Nov. 21: Episode 524 –The Mane Attraction
An old friend of Applejack's has become a huge pop star and Applejack fears that the singer's manager does not have her best interests at heart.
Episode 525 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Starlight Glimmer returns to seek vengeance on Twilight and her friends and has acquired a spell that could change the past, present, and future of Equestria forever.
Episode 526 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Princess Twilight's efforts to stop Starlight from altering the past continue, but she fears that they may be in vain.
>>25344048
thirst
>>25344048
spike acute
>>25344052
http://www.cvedetails.com/cve/CVE-2015-5474/
I think there's something wrong with me.
I like Spike, and think he's cute.
>>25344131
Same
>>25343833
Pony Hoarder, what hard drives do you recommend for storing this much pony? Do you have a brand preference? I usually go with Western Digital. Blue instead of Black because I'm a cheap skate. I think I might go WD Black now though since the prices have dropped. How big should I go? Six years ago it seemed like the obscenely large ones had higher fail rates (or just less positive reviews). Should that be a concern anymore?
I want to store all the pony as well.
>>25344131
Spike gets all the anons.
Spike won't stop crying.
What do I do?
>>25344194
Multi-platter hard drives still have a higher failure rate, and as far as brand goes I never really had a preference. I went cheap as hell with the 2 drives im currently using, getting some 70$ HGST 2TB drives, but I've only had these now for a few weeks. Before that I used Seagate Barracuda drives which have yet to fail me, some as old as 8 years. Quite frankly It's all a matter of personal preference in the end, because there's always going to be the chance of failure and if it does you wont like that brand anymore more then likely. Until the cheap shit fails me I see no reason to spend more though, and so far it hasn't.
>>25344230
DICK UP THE ASSHOLE!
>>25344194
personally I think that storing that much pony on your computer is a little nuts. Are you preparing the apocalypse or something?
>>25344193
>Spike
>anthro female human dragon
pick 1
>>25344230
give him a gem to eat
I have come for the cute ponies.
Present them.
>>25344258
It doesn't hurt anyone so why not? It keeps everything centralized, gives you access to much pony if you have no net connection and serves as a nice backup/time capsule should the fandom, and the sites it maintains, disappear
How long before Cadance destroys Equestria in a fit of hormonal rage?
Who are ready for the drama?
Neal Dusedau is the guy who only wrote Princess Spike so far.
>>25344310
When someone forgets her peetzer
>>25344230
kick his head in
that should make it stop if you do it enough
>>25344299
>>25344334
That's a pretty big edge
>>25344258
Kind of. Derpibooru going down for maintenance a while ago made me realize I need to step up my image collection.
I have a friend who does similar things with any show he likes. Also music but that's not as big as a deal. It's not so much preparing for the Apocalypse as much as assuring you "always" have it. No one can take your copy away. The cost is becoming less of an issue every year.
All of the (English) text of Wikipedia is 27 GB uncompressed, or 8.8GB compressed. For the price to store that, you can always have a copy of Wikipedia. Is it redundant to have your own copy? Yes, but that's free information you can always have, even without any Internet connection.
Plus if you have to hoard something, data is probably the most space efficient.
I have to go on a trip Saturday.
Do you think I'll miss anything?
>>25344301
>>25344258
I personally started hoarding pony after JanAnimations got the C&D. I was already sick of artists and musicians and animators and all that leaving and throwing a fit and/or deleting all of their shit for no apparent reason, and when one of the best animators this fandom has suddenly was forced to remove most of his shit I realized I can just start saving everything. I mean I've got no reason not to really, so what the hell. I've got loads of shit in my collection that isn't around any more due to copyright claims on music in animations and shit like that. Most recently, I know alfa995's "Derpy Cardcaptor" videos are blocked in the US due to a claim on the music I believe, so I'm glad I have shit like that. Even if I personally have no use for it because I didn't like it myself.
Same goes for the Children of the Night video which was privated due to what is apparently an ongoing youtube issue.
>>25344363
A good drama >>25344311
>>25344193
I'd Barb.
>>25344333
I accidentally read this with the tone of those things you see on Facebook, the ones that have things like a picture of someone being sad and above it there's a caption that says something like "when he doesn't text you back".
>>25344070
Fuck you marker!lub u bby
>>25344299
>>25344311>Everything with Discord is awesome
Way to go spoiling the episode, Nick!
>Here's your Peetzer, Princess Cadance
>That'll be 9.99 bitsPlus tip
>>25344363
yeah
you'll miss shitposting about your trip for the 10th time
>>25344363
I'll miss you.
>>25344382
That anthro purple skinned human isn't Spike
>>25344405
I just realized that Derpy is a Dash recolor.
>>25344434
We should go on a trip together, just the two of us. Camping, in a tent.One sleeping bag. Sharing body heat.
>>25344407
why is sweetie punching that pillow
>>25344349
Yes, very cute, good job.
>>25344407
Here a spoiler about a future sweetie belle episodeshe is still cute
Shave the mares
>>25344438
No shit, it's Barb.
Would you help an injured Nyx?
>>25344412
I wanted fucking orange!
>>25344447
You can have the bag. I'll sleep on top.
>>25344450
Trying to get the lumps out of it. Or she's mad at the real Anon who didn't notice her, again.
>>25344465
it looks like she's stabbing her
I want discord to turn me into a mare
>>25344495
She's gently shaving off her long hair, making it short and messy.
>>25344440
Sometimes she gets angry after she touches herself.
>>25344495
>Celestia was a changeling this whole time
fucking ponies
>>25344468
It isn't "Barb" either
>>25344471
It is orange you colorblind fuck.
m lady
Spike's been staring at me like this for four hours. I'm scared.
>>25344505
The fuck?
>>25344514
Looks like Barb to me.
>>25344518
You stopped giving him the gems didn't chu?
>>25344510
Be gentle, it's their first time.
>>25344516
...Fine. Just get out of here.
>>25344551
Also, here's your Pepsi.
>*tired diamond dog noises*
>>25344525
It's a purple colored human anthro.
>>25344532
Ifed him after midnight
>>25344600
PANK PO?
PURPLE POSTER?
PONKO PEE?
Repeating what I said in the FF #22 thread:
I had a glance at some of the comics and...ugh...that art style just puts me right off. Poses are so damn awkward looking, and the dialogue seems even akwarder. Really? Celestia never thought about how awful 1000 years on the moon was? I doubt that. I really doubt that.
And there's the wicked whisk issue....
>>25344600
>>25344600
>tfw the activity book never took off
>>25344624
gud job not liking thing.
You're an inspiration to us all.
>>25344639
HE CAN DO IT
HE CAN TOUCH THE JAPANESE HORSE
>>25344564Okay I should have saved the orange bit for this part
>>25344600
NOPE
>>25344600
10/10
Reminder that facial hair scares and arouses many ponies.
>>25344639
No one actively organized it, it was just kind of a "Hey let's do thing" and then bleh
>>25344678
luckily most here have it only on the neck area
>>25344639
>>25344682
I never knew it was actually being made. I just remember "hey we should do this in a couple of months or something"
>>25344600
FOUND IT
>>25344639
>that feel
>>25344639
>>25344704
Someone (I forget who) made a few pages.
It'd be nice if we had a few more, then we could throw them all into a pdf and design a cover
>>25344706
I'm glad I found it before you. Posting answers to puzzles is rude. You should have at least spoilered it.
>>25344600
Purple Poster, Pink Pony, Piece of Pie, Parking, Ponkest Pie, Panko Pae, Ponk Pie, Pink Pey, Pinkne Piiie, Pankopa Pankopa, Passive Pork, Ponk Puck, PINKIE PIE. woo
>>25344721I will never not laugh at that
>Angrily pets pony
>>25344721
WHAT HAPPENS
>>25344764
You missed Penis Pump
>>25344764
I like Penkers
I would call that pony Penkers to her face
>>25344731
>>25344782
Sasaflash asks for walkies, immediately flies away.
>>25344787
Yes, now delete the other one.
>>25344787
Perfectly plump is my favorite pony.
Here's your pizza, Cadence
>>25344600
>perfectly plump
>>25344782
You did it anon you won!
>>25344816
Just use your imagination
>>25344803
You can't fly away in a basement, anon
>>25344825
IS THAT DELIVERY?!
>>25344576
I wish there was a wereity comic/fic where she ends up turning the mane 6 into weredogssame with with flutterbat too
>>25344856
Home-made
>>25344856
No, it's DiGiorno's.
>>25344825
Ah, another faithful pony.
>>25344868
>>25344869
FUCKING HOW
>>25344782
oddly enough I found it in like 10seconds
>>25344816I didn't post the second one, dorklord
Unf
I'm naming this ant Pewku because of reasons.
>>25344917
Spike needs male role models in his life.
>>25344623
>>25344764
It's "purple posterior," not poster
>>25344882
like how do you bake a pizza?
pretty easily?
>>25344929
What about Shining Armor?
Pony is GOING GHOST, what should you do?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA fucking ponies
>>25344917
I would perform sexual acts with that dragon.
>>25344721
>>25344639
>>25344600
Who made these anyways? I want to see more
>>25344863
I'd read it.
>>25344938
compliment her on her costume
>>25344937
He helped, but Spike is still growing and still needs that presence. Shining Armor is off living in Crystal Land with the Pink Pony.
Filly is attempting to absorb the other fillies. Really she's just rubbing her belly against them and making sci fi noises.
>you will never pet diamond dog Rarity
dogs
Touch the Trixie butt
>>25344936
No.
It requires tools.
From Snap-On
>>25344917
I really like this one
Its still close to Spike's actual design, unlike most of them, but still fuckable as hell unlike the ones that just tweak his puppet
>>25344959
You mean Dances With Rocks?
>>25344991
I did already.
Was nice
>>25344984
>the only transformation we'll ever get in MLP is meme flutterbat or breezies
>>25344957
But that's just a bedsheet with eyeholes.
>>25344955
>>25344962
>>25344980
>>25344984
>>25345009
i want to have a diamond dog gf to cuddle
>>25345009But I like flutterbat and breezies
>snake
yay
>Discord snake
bleh
>tfw snakepone will never be canon
>>25345018
THAT IS A HIGH QUALITY EQUINE SPIRIT COSTUME
>>25345026
We all do
>>25345029
I don't hate them, but we're probably never going to get another transformation episode.
Even though the werewolf myth is as old as the vampire one.
>>25344995
I'm confused what I want to do with him.
I guess for now I'll just want to cuddle those girly hips.
>>25345030
All Snakepones do is eat up hypnosis material.
poNY UUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPP!!!!!
*aura breaks walls and makes craters*
pone pone is best pone
>>25345065
I want him?to sit on my lap while I massage that tail
>Rainbow Dash has to fight the sudden urge to call everyone dweeb
>And tokiss and snuggle with Gilda
>>25345081
>Pone pone
Which pone is that pone?
>>25345089and clean her musky paws
>>25345096
pone pone is any pone that is just pone
Pegasus, Unicorn, Earth, Crystal
bat pone is kinda on the borderline
here are some excellent specimens of pone pone
>>25345102How does that even work?
>>25345083>Massaging his thick, girthy tail
>He starts to squirming uncomfortably into your lap, digging his feminine hips into you further
>He tries to use his claws to hide his excitement but can't keep it down
>>25345066
I do kind of legit want this upcoming episode to involve mind control of some sort. It just seems weird that it was one of Discord's main calling cards in his first appearance, but the idea of "discorded" ponies hasn't even come up as a joke. It would make a great moral, too! Don't hypnotize your friends into liking you!
Also snakepone isn't JUST for hypno.
>>25345089
>kissing with beaks
>Dragons who live with ponies grow to be feminine and delicate, with wide hips, effete features, and a large tail.
>>25345146
>>25345146
>kissing with snouts
>>25345170
but that sounds great
can you imagine kissing your favorite pony's long horsey muzzle?
>>25345146
I read that as "kissing with books"
>>25345170
>kissing
>not nuzzling
Do you think leek pony is perpetually sad every time something pony releases on schedule?
Griffons argue to show affection.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mALNyHFqw14
I finally had a pony dreamIt was lewd...and about Discord
>>25345228
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRRIjOkzHPM
Which pony is a FUCKING LEGEND!
>>25345246shamefulsexuals
Anyone watch My Little Human?
>>25345170
Sounds great.
>>25345246
I would have to say
things could have gone better
>>25345264
the little filly's show?
>>25345228
Cockatoos are very ornery birds.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3d22WZHzeQk
>>25345258
https://derpibooru.org/964663
Discord is strangely unf
>>25345267
They did. They went horrifyingly right.
>>25345258
>>25345312
do not pull the dragon's tail
>>25345232
This is giving me an ungodly erection.
>>25345389
He wouldn't say no to a two-handed tail massage~.
gently fingering scootaloo's tiny pussy
feeling her incredibly tight, wet, hot, slick walls clinging to your finger like macaroni and cheese as she says "Anon, I think I'm gonna cum"
>>25345390
Dude Anon she's DT's mom, did you see the size of that fillies head? It's probably a slip and slide at this point.
>>25344412
>Plus tip
I believe I already paid for the pizza, and was not told of a delivery charge, so
*tips fedora*
>>25345274
MLH is for more than just fillies, it's for stallions too
who is your human waifu?
>>25345427
She can be my little orange macaroni... with her cheese colored coat.
>>25345427
Is this you?
>>25345431
There's always anal.
And oral.
And teatjobs.
Filly wants a filly snack in exchange for her complete obedience.
>>25345456
Why would you save that?
>>25345431
>>25345448
>like macaroni and cheese
>>25345479
I like to think that people save shit like this for the next mlp general simulator.
>>25345479
I'm not sure.I might have known that feel for a while...maybe.
>>25345458
>And teatjobs.
you know
you could get both her teats and clit with those
>>25345500
>Fuck a lusty mare
>Pull out and fuck her teats
>Balls against clit
>Finish on the stomach
>Then anal
I hadn't even considered this and that it's so appealing is worrying on multiple levels. Send help!
>>25345500
I didn't think about that. Thanks, dubsman!
>>25345475
what the fuck is a filly snack
Fucking fillies man
>>25345448
>>25345427
>>25345480
But what if it was. "Oh, anon... fuck me hard... fuck my al dente pussy... stuff me like a ravioli... bow-tie me up and give me some marinanal. I'll be your sticky pot of Velveeta tonight"
>>25345555
ever since anon became a filly shenanigans in Ponyville have increased by almost 200 %.
>>25345565
I would pull up my pants, roll up a newspaper and bap her on the nose.
>>25345480
listen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnbGumHjvIE
now imagine that's your finger probing scoots' tiny little vagina, rubbing her bumpy ridged little inner walls, creamy and intensely warm with her little girl arousal
>>25345565
pone
just
pone
pone
just stop
>>25345566
Namely, more stallions are into filly-fucking.
>>25345565
there's no veletta here.....only CHEDDAR
*cums*
>>25345589
A flock of pegasus fillies are raiding your fridge right now.
OPEN THE WINDOWS
>>25345638
That's impossible; I set up a scarecrow.
>>25345650
ON NE PASSE PAS
>>25345118
Yes, alicorns are weird
https://derpiboo.ru/1008400
Pony has given up on humans.
>>25345565
have you had your 5 cans of applejack pasta today?
>>25345581
"I-i was just trying to be sexy... l-like they are in dashes magazines"
>>25345737
I have to have 5?
>>25345737
>Applejack flavoured pasta
unf foodscat unf
>>25345565
Now you make me hungry
>>25345746
only if you want even the smallest possibility of going to equestria after you die
effective as of the first day you started watching mlp
you have a lot of cans to catch up on
>>25345777
oh god
>>25345738
Those are apparently cooking magazines. You need to look at the magazines with the pretty mares on the cover.
I can't decide if I should order a sub or not
>>25345821five year old footlongs
Stormy Flare.
https://derpiboo.ru/1004750
>>25345851
I like this artist, even if his art isn't super great.
>>25344412
>obese hand
that person needs to lay off the pizza for a while
>>25345851
Yes. More of this, please.
pinkie is the new covermare for pony pasta
>>25345899
Does mean it's pink?
still hilariously wrong pasta shape labels though
>>25345730
Me too, pony
move over
>>25345915
Are they still applebys or whatever?
>>25345899
>Show Pinkie the can of pasta
>She begs you to share it
>You split it with her
>You eat your half face-first, slurping loudly and maintaining eye contact as you like and suck on the bowl
>Pinkie Pie gets wet and nervous
STOP MAKING ME EAT PONY PASTA
I CAN'T HANDLE 5 A DAY
White ponies are better than blue ponies.
>>25345915
>"Microwave ovens vary. The blowing is a guide only."
oh my.
>>25345943Would you blow your pony if she is in heat?
>>25345966
>Depends on what you mean by blow...Because it implies some hardware I have no support for
>>25345966
buying an AC would be much easier...
do you think pones have swamp coolers?
>>25345966
she can use a fan
>>25345983
I want to touch pony with ice cubes
>that weird moment when you've slept so little you stop understanding what's going on
>>25345983
oh my god
imagine the smell in that roomunfffffff
>>25346024
go to bed anon
>>25346024
>that weird sleep deprived feel that your body is multiple floating pieces with obvious spaces between each part
>>25346033
That gap between her tail and butt looked like a dildo to me. I thought Dash was embarrassed she got it stuck and went to Blitz to have him help her get it out.
>>25346024
RELAX
>>25346059
a reasonably assumption
>>25346049
Go to bed, Rayman.
>>25346059
No.
She wants helpgetting it in deeper
Anon...there's another bomb in my...
>>25346146
I didn't like that library anyway
>>25346146
why do you keep shoving those things up there?
>>25346162
It will return next season.
>>25346162
Fuck the castle
Please don't fuck the castles.
>>25346031
>Sharing a tiny studio apartment with Dash
>As you approach your door the smell starts to tickle your nose
>When you open the door you're hit by a wall of hazy musk
>Dash spots you and crawls over to you, there's a clear puddle where she was stretching out
>The strength of the smell intensifies as she approaches, she's staring you down with lust in her eyes
>She crawls into your lap and pushes into your chest and under your chin
>Her entire body is on fire and there's a glistening sheen of perspiration on her coat
You know what to do.
pony smells the dried cum on your dick from your last fap and starts sniffing around trying to figure out what that is
>>25346031
A couple of years, the idea of burying my face in a pony's sweaty nethers wouldn't be as attractive as it is now...
>>25346146
Your titties?
Your bomb-ass titties?
Gonna' squeeze and please those little purple puppies.
>>25346209
==>Be honest
>>25346218
STOP WITH THE WINGS
Unleash the wings.
>>25346196
There we go, this is the image I was looking for. I couldn't remember which pony was hitting on Anon.
