Where do you horsefuckers hail from?
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1709486&add=1#
nobody near me as usual
>>25342670
No one else in commiefornia from the looks of it.
Someone is near me in france
>>25343196
I thought France was a mythical country. A tale used to scare daughters into good hygiene practice.
>>25342670
Esplin is nearest to me. That's an interesting name.
>nobody is close
how do add pin
>>25342670
>the one wiseass with a Niger proxy
>>25343579
If your on phone click the black box with three horizontal bars.
Click "add" and fill out your info
NOW KISS!!
IL checking in. I'm a sad loser faggot considering suicide
Couple of folks near where I am in Scotland.
>not asking horsefucking question in a poll with geolocation map
rigged with 5% coverage
good job
Shit who the fuck is in White House?
Hendersonville over here
>>25343532
I wish so hard to leave this shitty country
>all alone in the bay area
>no one to treat me like a little mare and fuck me raw
>tfw when other texashorsefucker is an 8 hour drive away
How will I be able to slam my dick in some potential pussy/boypussy?
>>25342670
atleast we have a real nigger on /mlp/
>>25343928
>implying someone would tap dat hairy overweight ass of yours
>>25344000
where u at familyFt. Worth fag here
Well I feel alone in Detroit.
>>25342670
Now, by "hail from", do you mean birthplace or place of current residence?
>>25344079
Current residence
>>25344079
my house
that's where I fucked your mom
>horsefuckers with internet in africa
nigga what
>>25344100
Ok.
>>25344103
ill fukin shank ya nan outside a tesco's m8
>>25344058
Do Paso and still not worth the drive senpai
>tfw balkanigger horsefucker
>>25344058
Mesquite here.In College Station as of now.
>>25343564
I'd drive to you, if I could finally get my driving license. Through I still doubt if I'd manage to drive 500 km without a crash with my skills.
Where muh Jeresy fratallos at?
>Three Indian horsefuckers
DESIGNATED
SHITTING
BOARD
>>25343847
Hey, not my fault you were born French. But if you swim the channel, I'll buy you a beer.
>>25342670
Absolutely no one in South Carolina.
I really shouldn't be surprised.
>>25344254
Maybe we can meet in the middle?
Cali has some now
Wow 4 ani/mlp/huckers in Nashville.
Any Albertafags here?
Map won't load for me.
Nobody lives in Arizona?
NOBODY?
>>25344513
I do, but I'm sure as hell not meeting up with anyone from /mlp/.
>>25344581
>pic¿y cómo andas riojano? aca en BS 'ta tranquilo
>>25344608
*BAperdon, tengo sueño
>>25343635
You're not alone anymore faggot.
Any Wisconsin fags?
MS gulfcoast here
closest horsefucker is 300+ miles away according to map
>>25342670
Does this mean I'm closest to OP?
>>25342670
>MLAS1 map
Since when the fuck did reddit move from stealing content from this site to directly trying to get our locations?
>>25345033
Well OP is in Detroit. Which one are you?
>>25345047
They gonna get ya.
>>25345059
Northern You Nork;_;
>>25344846
Just reported in from MKE
>Me and 2 others live in Dallas area
GIT READY TO GET RAPED DALLASFAGS
>tfw when only faggot in oklahoma
>tfw closest faggot is over a days drive away.
>>25345156
Nigga you serious? Those guys south of you in Texas are what, 5-7 hours away depending on traffic?
>>25344499
Edmonton reporting in, fuck Calgary
Downtown Hongcouver? Let's see, that's about 12km away from Burnaby, multiply by worst traffic infrastructure in North America... that should only take me about 2 or 3 hours if I drive, 4 if by transit as long as the Skytrain only breaks down a little bit.
Reporting from central Michigan.
>>25345250
Use Imperial Ave. you stupid fuck
>Another horsefucker in Austin
You guys have any flooding the other week? I'm up on top of a fucking hill over here.
>>25345135
Any of you Dallasfags go to Nightmare Nights? I35 was a nightmare, 3-4 hour drive ended up taking nearly 7.
>>25342670
I though we already had one of these...
Or was it jus tthe flutterrape threads? I can't remember.
>>25345418
We did, but it was deleted of old age
I can't be the only one in MS
>>25345239
>down and back 14 hours
a days drive
>Tfw closest horsefuckers are in Chihuahua or Texas
At least you nigs ain't that farbest border reporting in
>>25345526
Fucking beaners
>>25345526
build wall
>>25344846
>>25345079
Muh niggas. Reporting from MKE too, though I might know the other MKEfag
>>25345659
Our lord and savior Donald will save us from these wretched beings and their disgusting ways. #WetbackSetback2016
>>25344619aca ando recien termino de cenar y ando viendo si mañana salgo con los changos
Anyone from IA here?
>>25344619y parece que al fin se termino la lluvia de mierda que esta desde la semana pasada
>>25345783
>>25345835que bueno anonque tengas buen finde, me voy a dormir
>>25345852Nos vemos
>>25342670
Georgiafag reporting.
>>25344976
I'M GOING TO BE NEAR THE GULF COAST THIS WEEKEND ANON
>one other person in Denver...
Nobody shows power level here... It's unreal.
Kentucky fag here
>>25345881
Bamafag reporting in.
>>25342670
Iowafag reporting in.
nobody in sooth cooroloona?
>>25345940
I'm not going to be giving my location data to this reddit map, but I'm up in between Windsor and Greeley.
>>25342670
>Only one other person in NC
>>25345250
North Van here. Try living with a bridge in your life
>>25345974
Ames?
>>25346109
Shit state.
>>25346319
AND IF I DIE IN RAYLEIGH, AT LEAST I WILL DIE
~~FREEEEeeeeEEEEEE~
So rock me, mama like a wagon wheel
Probably the best thing about it
>>25342670
what the fuck there is someone literally 5 blocks away from me
>>25346346
Time to make some friends, anon...
>>25346370
this
Canuck reporting in.
Weed eh? Lmao.
>>25345972
Story time.
I know none of you are going to believe this, but I don't get an opportunity to tell it very often. This is all 100% true
>Be me
>once upon a time I was a D1 football prospect
>(shit never really worked out, and I'm just at a uni trying to get my degree)
>Go to Junior Day at Bama
>Always fucking hated them, but who turns that down?
>We take a tour, meet some assistant coaches no one has ever heard of, like Coach Cockran (dude is awesome)
>Finally the "big" guy shows up
>Now, I've always thought he looked like a manlet on TV because he only stands next to giants
>He's actually fucking tiny
pic related
>I meet him and go to shake his hand
>I thought this man would give me the firmest handshake I have ever recieved
>I try to reciprocate it
>Instead, he gave me the limpest handshake I ever received, and I crushed his hand
>ohshitnigger.png
>It was like a toddler's hand
>I immediately eased up, but had a look of disgust on my face
>My dad, who was with me, was next, and he had a near identical situation
>We finish the visit without much else happening
>We make fun of his ass the entire trip home
tl;dr
NICK SABEN IS A FUCKING PUSSY AND A JOKE OF A MAN
I HOPE BAMA DOESN'T WIN A GAME NEXT YEAR
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25343153
I know firsthand that LA and the area north of there are horsefucker central.
Now Massivejewtits on the other hand has like 20 in the entire state
>>25346462
>DUDE
>CURRENT YEAR
>LMAO
>>25346485
>tfw Tara Strong will never move to Massachusetts and make that pun fully appropriate
>>25345659
>>25345724
Mexico, you're fired
>that one person in Alaska
>all they say is "THE ROADS ARE SHIT"
Only one in NB, Canada because everyone's too poor to afford anything nice.
>>25346618
Speaking of that, I thought everyone who came here were Amerifats
Some people close to me in Wisconsin. One of them checked in from a bar. Classic Wisconsinite.
>>25342670
N.c reporting
its 5am and im shitposting on /mlp/
>tfw you are the only quebecfag that is horsefucker
>mfw you're the only one of your country
>>25346790colombia
>>25346768
Go back to France you bottomfeeder
>The Inland Northwest
>Oh look, there's fucking no one
I saw it coming and it's somehow still dissapointing
i'm not only one in coloradoyay
>>25346757
how did you end up in a frozen wasteland
>I'm the only ausfag.
Closest one to me is IceMan. Huh.
>>25342670
At least there are some ohiofags in here
>tfw from Memphis
>4 guys up in/near Nashville
I just can't catch a break, can I?we going to set up meet ups this thread?
one day I'll meet that gook in ft. wayne indiana
>One horsefucker in Topeka.
I know for a fact there are more horsefuckers in Kansas. Show yourselves!
>>25347519
Its no use anon. There is no one else in Kansas but me.
>I already know the one other Alaskan horsefucker
>>25345156
>oklahoma
I'm here too nigga
Always good to see more welsh horse fuckers
Forget the memes, guys, my childhood hero is one of us!
>>25347627
Dear God. Disconnect the jpeg machine right now.
>>25347722
But I thought you guys were sheep shaggers, not horse fuckers :^)
no horsefuckers near me
no forsefuckers to get into whacky shenanigans with
no horsefuckers to tag team all the horses at the local farm
>>25346133
Close, like an hour away in mason.
>no one else in queensland
>only 2 other ausfags
>completely alone, just a Portuguese neighbour
>tfw
>At least 4 French.Swiss are honorary French if they are close enough from the border.[/spolier]
Time to speak Fancy !
>Only 3 of us around Austin
Fukken commiefornians displacing us, I tell you hwat
>>25347395
Sure
>>25342670
I'm a Tennessee fag huehue
>>25348191
>implying anyone cares about banana benders anyway.
chicago il reporting in. lools like there's a couple people nearby.
also
> that poor fucker in gary, indiana
>That one guy in north korea
Hello Mr. Kim Jong. How's it hangin'?
Also, I lament there aren't more Oklahomans.
An older map from I think 2013 if anyone is curious how a more filled out one looks.
Think this one's dead since the guy that maintains it is likely not around to add new people anymore.
http://derpy.me/Jcs7Z
I'm curious how many people around me on that one are going to show up again years later in this one.
>>25350024
>tfw board is dead now
>>25350038
>16 hour old thread with only 93 unique IPs
Took a few days and threads for that old map to fill out. There's an episode coming up tomorrow too so that will help people come in for this one. I wouldn't worry just yet.
>>25342670
added. theres a distinct lack of britbongs close by
>>25344379
this is some true slav love story
>>25350024
I think I chatted with Kharkiv guy once in a drawing thread.
>>25342670
VA checking in.
We are few in number.
nobody around
>Wake up and check map again.
>three new markers in colorado
>two in oklahoma
>no new markers in kansas.
>I'm still alone.
>mfw
>>25350116
I knew this one guy from Kansas. He was the dumbest person I have ever met
>>25350116
There's a few people close to you on this old map if that makes you feel any better.
>>25350024
>absolutely zero in alabama
what the fuck guys
>>25345881
I'm not alone? Praise be to sunbutt.Why the fuck is GA so empty?
>spent half an hour trying to get the pin to set
damn, i really am autistic
>>25346674
A lot of Russians dude. A lot.
>>25350116
i guessthey're not in Kansas any more
>>25350125
>All in KC except the poor ass faggot in Wichita.
>>25345881
sup fellow georgiafag.
>>25346133
I commute to isu
Does that count?
Ey, there’s an anon 30 miles away.
Wait a second.
I've seen a brony where I work.
There's no way, ey slowanon in topeka, you own a luna shirt?
>>25350116
I just put up my marker in kansas.
Anyone else in Michigan?
>>25350513
Sorry, anon I used to live there. Until economy went into even more shit. (Now I'm in DC)
The map does show some anons close to you. ;^)
>>25350513
OP is a faggot and in Michigan.
It's Esplin.
Who is the goddamn yooper?
>>25350116
Wichita anon here, just put my marker on the map
>>25350513
Yeah mate.
There's a few of us here.
New Hampshire signing in.
Irgendjemand in MV?
>>25350779
I used to live in NH and may be visiting this winter, what city?
>>25350803
North Hampton
Finally there are others in ColoradoBut none in Pueblo
>>25350812
My family is in concord and probably wont leave the city, maybe go to nashua but that would be it. damn
Washington DC signing in
>>25342670
I better see Wisconsin Madison bro at Ponyville Ciderfest two weekends from now. Menomonie Wisconsin signing in, you betcha.
>>25346757
That's so cute... How is living up here?
Austria reporting in!
Drunken neighbour reporting.
>>25350101
look a little south east
>>25342670
San Antonio, TX I hate it here.
>mfw within walking distance to another horsefucker and didn't even know it.
>>25348871
1 hour away from you guys. San Antonio for me. God I hate it here.
>>25345940
I don't pay attention to anyone here, the only people who stand out are the obvious homeless people on colfax.
>>25351075
I know, right?
>>25351053
Köszönöm! (Or something like that...). Hello Neighbour! Wanna drink together?
>>25342670
>mfw im alone
>>25351145
Where are you?
>>25351198
marked as "somebody else" on the map. germany
HUH, ANON IN EDMONTON, WE MUST MEET UP AND GO FOR FOOD!!!
>>25351140
Sorry but no. Im to much a lazy fag. But it wuld be perfect If you live in Orbanistan just like me. Here's some virtual wine for you for the cold winter days.
Where you at slav bro?
>>25351140
I think I found something to you.
>>25350308
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vc7VBVpl1SY
>>25351218
Thank you, Magyarfag - Have a good Austrian Beer! Are you the one who posted that hewants to come in pastel blue pony?
>>25351239
Well yes - That's not far from me. But I doubt that we'll ever meet.
>>25351242
Yes
Also this:
>>25351239
J'aurai jamais cru...
>>25346485
I live in central california.
>>25342670
>mfw when I realize we are fucking everywhere
Swissfag? Are you in here?
>>25351287
>we are fucking
WE ARE NOT FUCKING
FUCK YOU NORMIE
>>25351064
if i wave from the seafront will you see me flipping you the finger?
>>25351344
>WE ARE NOT FUCKING
b-but
...
I l-love horses!
>tfw no horses nearby me in the city to fug.
>>25351344
dubs confirm, we are not fucking fuck.
shame, i like fucking fuck.
>>25351257
Who knows, fellow horsefucker? I'm at SCS quite often, you know.
>>25351498
Dear God... I shop there sometimes. Do you ever visit the shop called "Hutterer" there? I bet you do.
Some fag was trashing EU names.
>>25351514
I used to buy DBZ mangas there way back, but that's the only thing I remember ever buying there, amazon all the way.
someone near hannover?
>>25351567
True that, I also use Amazon. But me and my GF often drive by and visit the IKEA there. While she lives in my flat in Vienna with me, we also visit her parents in lower Austria often.
>>25351567
Wait, which faggot deleted our markers?!
More Swiss Horsefuckers! Yay!
>tfw only one other horsefucker on this shithole of a continent
Y-yay I guess?
>>25351620
Which one?
>>25351604
That IKEA is where most most of my interieur comes from, I'm a cheap asshole like that.
>>25351611
Probably some bifge jealous of our mutual bond formed through horsefuckery.
>>25351716Africa
>>25351769
There is one on Kenya and one in South Africa, Faggot.
>>25351790
>one other horsefucker
>one OTHER horsefucker
Pls learn to read next time
>>25351727
Well then, I'll grab something to eat now. Should we meet up? I'm not really the type who meets up with other people met on 4chan, especially not /mlp/ since most in here are stupid, fat neckbeards.
>>25345881
My nigga
>>25345156
Just stay the fuck out of Norman
Milan (italy) here
>Baltimore resident
>only other one on the map appears to be in a Notre Dame dorm room
Added. ^:)
Iran , Qazvin.
>>25351931
I see a lot of Italian pony fans on /b/ , is there a reason for that?
>>25352030
desu no clue
>>25351941
Heh, I clicked randomly. I'm actually at another schoool.
>no slavbros near me
>>25351824
I'm not against the idea, but it would probably be the most awkward meet up of all time. Just imagine having a conversation about MLP or /mlp/ in real life, and in German no less, I can almost feel the cringe already.
>>25352248
the cringe would be real indeed
>>25349499
Ayy lmao
>>25349453
I'm up for a meetup, even if I have to drive an hour or three to catch you Nashville guys. I hear it's nice there.
>>25352340
I really dont have the ability to leave the maryville/knoxville areafriendship!
>>25352340
I'm in. I'm the nashville fag.
>>25352248
And that's why I have trouble attending a meetup. The cringe would be too much. Now, be honest: Are you a typical /mlp/ dweller?
>>25344058
Denton, faмits only a 20 minute drive away, senpai ;_;
>>25352248
It can't be worse than /brit/ meetup
>>25345344
I went to NMND. Had a blast. I had a buddy drive up here all the way from Austin though, he spent his entire Friday stuck in the Temple-Waco traffic apocalypse.
Also to that one Round Rock horsefucker, I miss BFF too ;_;7
>There's another horsefucker in Tallahassee besides me
Where you at бpaтaн?
>>25352744
How about we simply meet and try not to act like autistic fucktards? I'm not sure if this is possible, but there is something about being nice to each other. On the other hand, it's hard for me to accept cringeworthy behavior. Decisions, Decisions...
>>25351498
>>25351567
>>25351727
>>25352248
here, I'm back and have no idea who is who anymore. Anyway other Austranon, you said you visit lower Austria often? What general area are you visiting? If it's close to me I may be willing to risk a quick meetup. Maybe, possibly.
>>25353158
Wait, how many Austrian Anons are there now? I'm the one from Vienna.
>>25353158
>>25353258
WHAT IS HAPPENING
>>25344077
Nigga I'm literally 20 minutes south of you, quit bitchin'.
>>25349801
There is 2 of you now in Chicago and 6 overall in Illinois.
>>25353258
This is now an Austria thread.
Swedes?Är det någon där?
Every one of these threads is a reminder thatI am the rare Spaniard horsefucker, unique in my species
>>25353371
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elrptAl_oRI
>>25353414
One here.
>>25353371
No way. I bet there's only two of us in here.Auch: Trackshittaz = Unterschicht.
>>25353158
Mainly the area surrounding Wr. Neustadt and the valley that ends at Gutenstein.
I'll tell you what, just write at [email protected]. I don't know if I'm going to regret it, though.
>>25344058
San Angelo usually, but I'm out for a few months
who's the fag in Beavercreek OH?
>>25350892
Nope, that's Teslacon weekend... and opening weekend for gun deer season.
LI anon here. Surprised there's not more anons here.
>>25353626
Holy shit, I actually live "im Graben" as people like to call it here, I don't want to say where exactly but pretty much every town from Gutenstein to Neustadt is just a small train ride away. This is getting weird and I'm not sure if I like it.
>>25353777
If there's a Neustadt, is there an Altstadt too?
As usual no one near duisburg
Jesus not even horsefucker are in this shit town
>>25352363
Sorry to hear, anon. I would offer to help since I'm a gullible and over trusting type but
>accepting rides from strangers
Plus the distance is very impractical for back and forth. Sorry bro
>>25352523
Alrighty cool. Memphisfag is down for a road trip. Should we wait for the other Nashville anons to confirm?
>>25353974
>there's another Memphis anon.
>I've crossed right by that locations many times
Dude, wanna hop in on a group meetup or a one-on-one?
>>25353626Alex?
>>25352181
Where?
