"A-anon...none of my friends can go with me to the Canterlot Zoo today, they just got a new exhibit for exotic magical creatures and I wanted to go...w-would you go with me so I don't feel alone? If you don't mind that is."
No.
>>25340617
We're going to a zoo right? With Animals?
>>25340617
"Uh, sure. As long as you vouch for me when the wardens will try to put me in a cage, on the basis that I'm a weird creature"
>>25340630
>go with me to the Canterlot Zoo
>>25340617
Yeah sure Flutterbutter, as long as they have pickles and frozen lemonade at the zoo.
>>25340617
I FUCKING LOVE THE ZOO
>>25340617
>goes to zoo, seen as one of the escaped animals, hilarity
Or
>Goes to the zoo, animals all escape and Anon needs to help Fluttershy get them all back into their cages.
Or
>Anon goes with Fluttershy to the zoo to find that Humans are a part of the exhibit, gets mad
Or
>Same as above but the humans are black, racist anon laughs
Or
>Fluttershy is secretly trying to put Anon in the zoo because she thinks Anon's hijinks are going to hurt him one day
Or
>They go to the zoo and sex happens somehow
I think I covered all the bases
>>25340617
I feel like Fluttershy probably wouldn't be okay with the concept of a zoo.
>>25340680
You forgot:
>They go to the Zoo and have a wonderful day of fun.
>>25340686
Why? If the animals are happy and treated well I don't think she'd have a problem with it.
>>25340705
>What are we, ponychan?
>>25340757
It's still an option.
>>25340778
Fun is never an option.
>>25340617
But Fluttershy,I am the new exhibit.
>>25340617
>>25340617
IWTGTTZWFS
>>25340686
She ran a petting zoo for the Crystal Empire
>>25340617
Sure.
>>25341098
I
Want
To
Go
To
The
Zoo
With
Flutter
Shy
This is correct, yes?
>>25341178
indeed
>>25340913
cute
>>25340623
Heartless monster.
>>25341545
the fact that he doesn't even want to go for the exotic magical creatures is disheartening.
Can this be changed so A writefag can go for it? :3
>>25340617
Sorry Fluttershy, I'm afraid that if I go they wont let me leave.
>>25340617
I see absolutely no reason not to do this.
>>25341583
yeah. go ahead, it was meant as a basic prompt.
>>25341545
>>25341558
I'm a melting pot of hatred.
>Gets really pumped and says yes
>Goes to zoo with Fluttershy
>Day is over and you appear somewhat glum
Anon, I had a great time with you today, but you seem a little bummed.
>Explain to her that you thought she had said "erotic magical creatures"
>She blushes and peeks past her mane, eyes toward the ground
Well, I suppose it you're into that sort of thing we can go back to my cottage...you know...for some frottage...
>>25341787
Oh my god.
>>25340680
>Anon goes with Fluttershy to the zoo to find that Humans are a part of the exhibit, gets mad
>Same as above but the humans are black, racist anon laughs
What are the odds
"I am not allowed at the zoo anymore. Not since I set the monkeys free in a show of solidarity."
>"I talked to the head zookeeper, and she said you could come back if you apologized and promised not to do it agai-"
"UNACCEPTABLE!!!"
>anon slams his fist down on the table loud enough to rattle the windows
"That offer is unacceptable! I will not stand by idly and watch my brothers sit in bondage, held up for all the world to gawk at."
>"I'm sorry, I didn't know you felt so strongly about other simians."
"Simia- what? No. They are not my brothers becuase of spieces or blood or opposable thumbs. Our bond is stronger than that. They are shit-flinging, unhygienic retards, and I too am Anonymous."
Actually, I know the perfect zoo-park for you and me...
>>25342066
green of this needed.
>>25342807
>Indominus escapes
>Fluttershy rides a motorcycle with her raptor friends
There's nothing to write, Anon. I already watched that in the form of a movie
>>25342816
why do all the good plots have to be taken?
>>25340617
Yes! I've never been to the zoo ;-;
>>25340617
"This is the first real day off of work and other obligations I've had in three weeks. I have a long day of vigorous, excessive masturbation planned and, unless you're planning to help, I'm going to have to say no."
>>25340617
what a shitty OOC prompt
>>25343307
>OOC
how? she wants to go to the Zoo.
that's it.
>>25340680
>iamoddi remember you... but wich greentext of yours i was reading... i can't remember.
>>25344387
Ties that bind
>>25344561
I remember now
i started reading it but i think it was never finished the story, also i stopped reading it at some point, can't remember why.What a shame...
>>25345367
He finished it, but I think he put it somewhere else other than his own pastebin
>>25342047
underrated/10
>>25345402
No.. I never got around to finishing it.
>>25346391
Well thanks for writing what you did, it was a pretty fun ride.
