You are Twilight Sparkle, what is the best part of waking up?
>>25337993
Stretching out my glorious wings, little knowing I will only have them for another couple of weeks.
>>25337993
mare juice in her cup
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>>25337993
Folgers in your cup
>>25337993
My dick.
>>25337993
Spike's little tongue flicking against my pussy.
>>25337993
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyRsCEkBi9I
>>25337993
>>25338011
>>25338012
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>>25338045
How do you like your coffee, /mlp/?
>>25337993
Being able to sleep with my brother because royalty and I'm best friends with his wife since foalhood.
>>25337993
Soldiers in my cup
letting out all that morning gas
>>25338079
Like my cocks:Creamy and white
Feeling Shiny's sperm leaking out of you and knowing that his foal is inside of you.
>>25337993
Knowing that I'm keeping the gene pool strong by tricking autist keks into jerking off to me instead of trying to have sex with real women.
>>25338079
Depends
Bought shit from a machine or whatever I like with plenty of milk and sugar since it taste like shit and needs the base taste drowned out.
Coffee from a percolator black, all hail the mighty percolator!
>>25337993
A big cup of kicking your ass!
>>25338011
I was gonna post this too, dat hivemind
>rape
>from hot monkey dick
Sometimes it's the only thing she can look forward to when walking up
>>25337993
Satan in your cup
>>25337993
Shoving my thick horsecock down my throat and cumming directly into my stomach.
>>25337993
The best part of waking up is with dried up semen all over my face, crusting up my pony princess eyelids.
>>25338540nice
So is this a coffee thread now?This is fine.
>>25337993
Bein best pone
>>25338079
Strong as fuck, sugar and shit are optional.
>>25338091
Lol yos.
>>25338079
I don't. Far too bitter and I'd have to bastardize it too much to make it drinkable. Love the smell though
>>25337993
hi guys i just got into mlp and little kids am i one of you yet?
Not having my wingbones stabbing me in the back anymore.
>>25337993
Knowing I have 5 friends as close as the ones I have.
I doubt I'd ever be too down with a support system like that.
>>25339001
Not until you want to fuck horses.
>>25338079
I like my coffee like I like my men.Sweet and brown.
>>25338310
>implying the gene pool is strong in the first place
You were born right? Can't be that strong
>>25337993
'Knowing what i don't need to pretend what i am someone else, while sitting on shit-ass site, made for lazy retards, who have nothing to do whatsoever. In the name of Celestia, I'm Twilight Sparkle! I have shit to do, and i can't just spend the whole day laying in my comfy bed, imagining in my head, what am i, and how do i feel myself in the morning.'
"SPIKE! My breakfast!"
>>25337993
MORNING IN PONYVILLE SHIMMERS
anon's strong arms around my barrel and his warm breath ruffling my mane.
Any advice on how to drink coffee without staining your teeth?
>>25338079
Ground into a powder and boiled, like my women.
i prefer tea
>>25338079
Like my dick!A small, bitter quantity that no mare could ever like. ;_;
>>25339949
Have clean teeth in the first place...
>>25338079
Medium roast plain, or dark with a splash of hazlenut creamer
>>25338983
There are different strengths anon. You could get a light roast and add a little honey
>>25338079
Black. Tried to get into coffee for years by putting cream and sugar in it, never liked it. Tried it black and loved it.
>>25339949
have all your teeth pulled beforehand
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>>25340207
will do
>>25337993
Touching my tight virgin princess vagina.
>>25337993
Touching my vagina and smelling my smegma.
Giving my brother a good morning blowjob.
>>25338079
I put just a tint of french vanilla in it. gives it a very sweet taste to it.