>>25335632
Just eat the fucking eggs

>>25335632
My eyes hurt from this shit picture. Perspective is all off.

>>25335632
<3

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>>25335641

>>25335708
You monster

>>25335632
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>>25335632
Kubo.jpg

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>>25335632
Sorry but if you do not kiss with my film Rarity your view my flim pluno Nash or horny me

>>25335677
>My eyes heart from this shit picture.
FTFY

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>>25336555

>>25337033
"About fucking time" I am a massive disappointment

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>>25335632

>You look down as the trembling Sunset slides down the brick wall and onto the floor.
>”J-just leave me alone.”
>You slowly approach her, your tall imposing shadow moves over her.
>She tries to back away, but the wall prevents any more retreat.
>Sunny darts away, but you manage to grab her and sling her onto your shoulder just in time.
>She seems to have given up, not really fighting it but still pleading, begging.
>”I-I have money, can’t you just take it a-and go?”
>You smile, and walk out of the alleyway and into the sunlight.
>It was about midday, everyone in the area was probably at work or at home.
>The empty street and sidewalk are enough to prove your theory.
>You begin to calmly and leisurely walk towards your abode.
>Well, maybe not as leisurely as you’d want it to be, she’s actually pretty heavy.
>It doesn’t matter though, because you soon reach your home.
>You can hear Sunny breathing quickly, a near mute plea for help.
>You pull out your house key, unlock the door, and quickly step in.
>”P-Please, just let me go.”
>Shutting the door behind you, you move into your own bedroom.
>You can hear Sunny quietly sobbing as she fearfully asks,
>” W-What are we gonna d-do on the bed?“
>With a heave, you get her onto the bed, and you finally see her face since you first grabbed her.
>Tears stream down her face, her watery eyes filled with terror.
>You climb above her, and whisper.
“ I’m gonna heart the Hell out of you.“
>You get behind her as she lies still on the bed, and gently throw a blanket over the both of you.
>Then you take the position of big spoon.
>She continues to shake in fear, as you wrap your long arms around her and gently comb your fingers through her bacon-hair.
>She eventually falls asleep.
>Or fainted, you don’t know which.
>You then continue to cuddle her viciously until you to, fall asleep with your arms still wrapped around her.
>Then, all too soon, you realize.
>She's not real.

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>>25335632
>"Finally!"

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>>25335632
Too late.
Pony gonna get your heart and make you part of its herd.

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>>25335632

I'm gonna heart you until the inevitable heat death of the universe, Sunset. Now c'mere.

>>25336555
I have no idea what you just said.
I don't know if that's good or bad.

>>25335632
I don't want to hurt you.

Adorable

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>>25336555

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>>25336555
Nice trips

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>>25335632

Baby, don't heart me, don't heart me no more.

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>>25336555

>>25337507
keeeeek

>>25335632
mam its the police your son was killed by a hit and run accident, the driver was an alcohol